What does it take to run the most kick-ass David Lee Roth site on the web? A few brain cells, a couple of beers and some clever-ass wit. The guys who run the DLR Army, Sgt. Slingblade, Dave (Daveman) Clark and Jeremy Steffen answered a few questions for Hardknockz and talked shit in general. Here goes...

Hardknockz: Any DAVID LEE ROTH fan who is on the internet knows The DLR Army.  How long has the site been up and is it still a labor of love?

SARGE: Hell yeah it's a labor of love. The site was launched 1/31/99 as strictly a multimedia site. Over time and input from my co-webmasters it has evolved into the finished product that you can't get enough of.
     The site is here so fans can revel in Classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth. Any Fuckin' Jabroni can put up a website, but we strive to be original and creative.
     The army concept came about because I am on active duty in the U.S. Army (and Damm proud of it private!) The army concept on the site is absolutely true.  All the website space is donated by Jeff Sanford and Mr. J Daniels and there are 3 webmasters to drive the troops.

DAVE: I cruised the Army site often, like a teenage boy hoping to score beer from the buyer at the local 7-11. Being a smartass apparently paid off and the Sarge contacted me, or rather, drafted me into his service. "Yes, motherfuckin, Sir!" The rest is history.

JEREMY: Really? That's exactly how I got drafted... I mean ASSIGNED to the Army. I sent in some pics and info to the Sarge's dlrml page, and Sarge liked what he saw. (THE WORK I DID ON THE PICS! The dlrml members page is definitely not the personal ads! Nor should it be.) I do have to say, I have some stuff in my head I want to get down on paper, so we might see some new kick ass images damn soon.

Hardknockz: How about rating all the prominent DLR/ VAN HALEN sites..,

1 .SLAWTERHOUSE?

SARGE: Well...the old Rock N' Roll swindle site rocked. The new Slawterhouse is decent. The Keepers are some Badd ass Mo'Fo's when armed with Dave TV and backstage passes.

DAVE: They're the gatekeepers man, the all knowing, all seeing. Give them a 10 for being cool, a 5 for the site (it hasn't been touched since December, I know you're trying, but sorry guys). TK helped us score backstage passes this past summer, so yeah, we dig em. I, as a freelancer, offered some stuff for a new version of Slawterhouse Magazine and they've always supported me.
     We don't receive any help or support from them, but they're certainly allies. Their hands are tied as far as publicity is concerned, I wish the site was updated more often too, though. On the other hand, somebody on the list asks a questions about cover songs being on the new DLR Band disc and it's like trying to get a straight answer from the Sphinx.
    We're not the conspiracy theory types though - I'm not James Bond for fuck's sake! Bottom line: We just want to have fun with this thing. We've never received any compliments of feedback from them (at least recently), but we hope they like what we do.

JEREMY: There's other sites?!? *Goes to check on his browser* ...Sometimes I miss the original Slawterhouse. Dripping blood VH logo and all. It's definitely more professional now, as it should be considering it's now the official site. I guess I just wish we could have the "old skool" sarcasm with some   UPDATES!!! I give it 5 out of 10 stars, Chuck.

2.DAVID LEE ROTH NEWS DESK?

DAVE: When I said we aren't the conspiracy theory guys, what I really meant was "we're not Mike Blair." If Dave ever covered of "I Shot the Sheriff" the DLRND would be the site that would try to sell you that Eddie Van Halen actually was the shooter, Ray Daniels framed DLR behind the scenes and that it was a huge plot perpetrated by Warner Brothers to hurt the sales of "Your Filthy Little Mouth". I've got to give him a 7, for effort, 5 for content.
    Mike Blair is the Oliver Stone of DLR fans, always making some rather grand accusation or starting a pissing match with someone who probably doesn't even know what he's talking about. I have to say though, we post a Billy Sheehan interview and he claims to be beating our ass in hits... that is almost as shocking as the end of "Planet of the Apes."

SARGE:  Sites like DLRND and VHND, which are updated frequently, tweaked my interest in doing my own site. Daveman and I actually filled in for Mike as webmasters and updated the DLRND when Mike was off the internet last summer.
      Mike really tries hard on his site, but it needs more Dave stuff and less VHND, Bill O'Neil, VHML, and AOL rants. Mike needs to realize that this is the internet, and not a sporting event where you are in competition with the VHND or anyone else. Other than that the HTML design and layout of the page is excellent.
 

JEREMY: "YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" 6, Alex.

3. VAN HALEN NEWS DESK?

SARGE: Grant has oldest and most respected newsdesk for VH fans on the net. The site is always updated and fresh.  I wouldn't want the job of covering  all three eras of the band, and dealing with all the crazy fuckers that come with it. One day I am going to meet Grant and treat him to a case of Fosters and 3 Buck ass wild Australian strippers.

DAVE: What a great fuckin' site. One of my favorites. Always has been a class act and continues to support an open dialogue between all VH fans. Even the ones who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Got a good beat, you can dance to it - I give it a 9. Subtract 1 for any Gary Cherone info.

JEREMY: Okay, okay... I have to say I got most, if not all, my David Lee Roth 1999 tour info from the VHND. Quick and to the point, just like whiskey. Larry, I give it a 9. (I don't drink whiskey all that often.)

4. The OFFICIAL VAN HALEN SITE?

DAVE: I thought WE were the official, real VH site? Yeah, fascinating stuff they got there. I always wondered what tuner EVH was going to endorse. Yawn!
     They've got so much cool, unreleased shit, but they're so afraid of their past... it's sad that David Lee Roth is a bad memory there. Of course Gary Cherone is still well thought of - the Vinnie Vincent or Mark St. John of Van Halen! I give em' a 3, and beg them to stop putting out their newsletter until they can fill it with something interesting.

SARGE: The site visually looks great. Content wise? It needs more Classic VH and David Lee Roth to make it more interesting for me. Brad Starks has a hard job appeasing all three eras of the band, but I feel no pity for him because the lucky bastard gets to hang out at 5150!

JEREMY: Did you know that Mike Anthony was drafted to go to 'NAMM? Man,  I didn't know that! I hope he didn't catch any shrapnel in his leg when he was  on the frontline. I like the site graphics, the Dave stuff they DO have, and since I have to respect a veteran, I give them a 6.

4. DLR ARMY

SARGE: We Fuckin' Lay the Smack Down!  The site is huge, with more DLR content than anyone else on the net.  For a Dave fan, visiting the DLR Army site gives the same satisfaction as bustin' 5 nuts in one night. Big plans are in store for the site, so put in your earplugs because we are turning up the volume a notch.

DAVE: We kick ass and we won't deny it. Hope you all dig what we do, it's all for you. Soon you may see interviews from other folks involved with Dave's career.
    If you don't like us, Mike's got a theory about the guy from Melodicrock.com being the Antichrist... go hang in "FORD Country." Whatever the fuck that means.

JEREMY: I haven't seen it. Sarge still has me shackled to the art desk forcing me to listen to that Eruption Import CD. But the amplifier that I listen to goes to 11, so I'll give it an 11.

Hardknockz:  In your opinion whats the best DLR album and why?

DAVE: "Eat Em' and Smile" is still the best. A great mix of intelligence, charm, balls and humor. Still sounds great all these years later. I used to play "That's Life" after I dumped a girlfriend, or got dumped by a girlfriend.
     It continues to help quiet the raging bastard that lives inside me. And that's hard to do.

SARGE: "DLR Band" is my favorite with "Eat Em' and Smile" running a close second. Both of these albums correctly display Dave's aggressive lyrics laid on some Kick Ass monster riffs.  All of his stuff is stellar.

JEREMY:Oh WOW, man! That's like trying to decide between a beautiful  blonde,  a gorgeous red head, and a stunning brunette! I'll take them ALL, baby... If I absolutely, positively, had to choose just one (God forbid) I'd take  Van Halen I. It's just an amazing album. Never tire of it. *Jeremy still can't believe people say that Little Dreamer is their least favorite song on that album. There is absolutely no downparts on that album. And Little Dreamer KICKS ASS! Definitely underrated.*

Hardknockz: You are  on vacation and you are hungry ..,   you stop by a street full of fast food restaurants.., and DAVID LEE ROTH is working the window at Mc DONALDS and across the street GARY CHERONE is working at BURGER KING..,   and next to that SAMMY HAGAR is working at DEL TACO.., which drive thru do ya go thru..?

SARGE: Club Dave at Mc Donalds. Dave would be serving the ice cream and passing out free hip swivels and smiles to all the chicks that stroll through. One of my favorite quotes "Was that hotdog I just ate Sammy Hagar?"-David Lee Roth

DAVE: I've always been suspicious of that "secret sauce" at BK. Now I'm even more suspicious.
    Yo Sammy, get me a pile of tacos and a margarita shake, stat! And where is your fucking hairnet!? Throw in a half hour with your wife and you can keep the change.

JEREMY: Well, we all know McDonald's secret sauce is 1000 Island dressing, and if Gary was working at BK wouldn't it be Burger Queen?

Hardknockz: Ya get a call from DAVID LEE ROTH .., he wants you to document his new tour...,  you are to go on tour with him and be his right hand man..,  minutes prior to going on stage his fluffer fails to show up and he needs a  quick hand pumping his member up so that he looks massive in his trademark spandex..,  do you help him ( and no one will know) or do you lose the opportunity of a lifetime touring with dave and hit the bus back home?

SARGE: I would calmly tell Dave to ask the stripper that currently uses his balls as eyewear to reach up and stuff his member for him. Either that or throw him the old reliable chaps. The best thing to do is not to panic.

DAVE: All the things you hear about DLR... not being able to get it up has never been one of them. I think the local community college actually has a degree in fluffing; servicing Dave has turned into a cottage industry in Hollywood. I think his is the Holy wood of Hollywood, more so than any rock star around.
    Personally, I've never fluffed or needed to be fluffed.

JEREMY: What?!? That's a question?

Hardknockz: If you could fight any one member of van halen past or present who would it be?  and do you wear a cup?

DAVE: Mike Anthony. Thumb wrestling. Loser pays the bar tab. Call me when you think you're man enough.

SARGE: I take on all comers. Who's Fucking NEXT? The only person I wouldn't like to fight is Val, because she has experience kicking  Ed's ass for coming home drunk.

JEREMY: Hell, I think I could take on both VH brothers! No one can beat me when playing Street Fighter 2 Hyper Super Combo Alpha Fighting Edition EX Turbo Plus. HADOKEN!

Hardknockz: What sucked more DIVER DOWN or VH3?

DAVE: I dig "Diver Down" but it's too short. About 5 more tunes like "Big Bad Bill" and it would be my favorite.
    I do play VH3 frequently, however. It keeps insects away at cookouts and serves as a nice beer coaster. Makes a good ashtray... I take it with me when I go camping (never know when you're going to have to shit in the woods). In Cabo it's worth less than a peso, but better than a kick in the teeth.

SARGE: VH3! Diver down has Little Guitars, which is my favorite VH song. I have put the VH3 cd to good use though. It not only doubles for a cool aiming target(bullseye!) in the toilet, but I have glued it to the top on my shoe in order to look up women's' dresses.

JEREMY: Is this a question? Little Guitars, Secrets, The Full Bug, and Hang 'Em High are on Diver Down! Big Bad Bill is on Diver Down! Cathedral, Invader, and the INTRO to Little Guitars is on Diver Down! Where Have the Good Times Gone, Pretty Woman, Dancin' In The Streets, and Happy Trails  is on Diver Down! What's on VH3?!? Hell if I know, I couldn't listen to what Gary was  singing. I guess that's why they included the lyrics in the liner notes.

Hardknockz:  PICK THE NEW SINGER TO ACQUIRE THE HELM @ CAMP HALEN? ( suppose its not DLR , or Sammy)

SARGE: Daveman is my choice to be the next lead singer of VH. He came really close to securing the job, but he declined the offer due to "Carbonated differences" (Daveman stoutly prefers Coke over Pepsi. Read the story here).

DAVE: Dolly Parton? Ed needs something to inspire him. Tina Turner? How about Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines as Jim Morrison as Robert Plant as Ziggy Stardust... that's David Lee Roth isn't it? Try Doug Pinnick or Ty Tabor from King's X then. Cartman from "South Park"?

JEREMY: Oh that's easy. Whoever Ed feels that can reach down between his legs, and ease his seat back.

Hardknockz:  HAVE YA THOUGHT ABOUT A CHERONE ARMY?

DAVE: Our weapons are too large from them to even fathom. It's been well documented. Besides, who really thinks about Cher on E!  Let the network bastards do their own dirty work. I'm not Sonny Bono, man.

SARGE: Whoever said Budweiser is the King Of Beers was wrong. Not only does it taste like piss, it looks like piss. I would have to say that Vernors (doesn't Todd Plesco own stock in them?) or Ice House is my brew of choice.

JEREMY: *Can't stop laughing thinking about what a Cherone Army would look like*

Hardknockz:  Besides Halen and Roth.., who gets a spin on the c/d player at your house?

DAVE: Lots of shit. Clapton's blues discs (Cream, "From the Cradle"), Louis Armstrong, Ray Charles, Smashmouth, Iron Maiden. I'm digging Robbie Williams' new c.d. and can't get enough of the Atomic Punks dance remix disc. KISS. Black Crowes, "By Your Side." Queensryche. Lots of "unofficial" stuff as well. If anyone has some cool shit, send it our way for further inspiration.

SARGE: Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Rob Zombie, anything alternative, Metallica...tons more. My 2 favorites right now are Black Glue (Mike Hartman's cd...highly recommended), and the Atomic Punks dance remix cd.

JEREMY: Complete Aerosmith and Led Zeppelin collection. My wife has a complete Doors collection. Stone Temple Pilots. If it's hard rock and has a good melody, I pretty much listen to it. Interestingly enough, I like movie soundtracks too. Great for mood. Braveheart is a great one.

Hardknockz: You  are having a dream one night... you in your dream are awakened by the shower running in your house... you get up to investigate...   who's in the shower  BRITNEY SPEARS or CHRISTINA AGUELARA?

SARGE: Neither. Britney Spears looks like a complete Fuck pig to me.
     Yes, I think Kathy Lee Gifford Looks sexy also. While she is mildly repulsive when she talks...she makes up for it by having a nice rack and tight ass. I hear her husband is a former football player, but he is 75 years old. I think I can kick his punk ass...no problem.

DAVE: I'm not into kiddie porn. Since it's my dream, however, I'm THEIR age. And neither one of them have to leave, those naughty girls. Both stay. As I step into the shower Jennifer Lopez and Pam Anderson join us as Pammy closes the door to the bathroom and reaches for my loofa. Fuck it. So does the entire cast of "Ally McBeal"! It's a big shower. Not so fast Calista, you've got to be good and videotape the whole gig.
    Hey, don't laugh. It's my motherfucking dream.

JEREMY:  Weren't they the woman in the shower in the remake of Psycho?

Hardknockz: And do you jump in? ( the wife will never know)

DAVE: As the man said, "Might as well..."

SARGE: Sure I am not afraid of my wife....umm nobody tell her I said that.

JEREMY: Not if she has the knife, man!

Hardknockz:   Rate the following lead singers   
10 being totally asskicking   1 being totally limp

1. SAMMY HAGAR

DAVE: He sings too? That must beat what he's been doing for the past two decades. Hey Sam is OK, I just don't give two shits about the guy. For endorsing the constant use of liquor, I'll give him at least a 4.

SARGE: To quote my friend Dave, Sammy sounds like Yosemite Sam, and all the anti Dave banter over the years really got to me. Sure I bought some of the VH albums and went to all the tours, but the lyrics were awful and the cd's never stayed in the cd player more than 1 week or so. I give him a 0, based on his stage presence and his fat ass Bette Midler lookin' self.

JEREMY: Before VH? 6. With VH? -2. Only a guy who can't get it up sings that way.

 2. DLR

DAVE: My hero and spiritual leader. Elect him President, he's the Commander In Chief of Rock N Roll. I salute thee 10.

SARGE: Perfect 10. The greatest frontman in rock 'n roll history.

JEREMY: Just like the amplifier Nigel and I have, Dave goes to 11.

 3. CHERONE

DAVE: The P.C. thing is to say, "I liked him in Extreme, but I didn't care for him in Van Halen." Guess what? I fucking hated Extreme too. They were terrible and I hope they NEVER get back together. A nice guy by all reports, but who cares. 1.

SARGE: I have never liked anything Cherone has   done. I understand that he is a nice guy, but he should have never been in Van Halen. The guy was just a victim of circumstance. He gets a 3 based on the fact that he didn't talk any smack about DLR.

JEREMY: Well, I have to say, Extreme had some decent stuff. Of course,  like a lot of bands, they didn't release *those* songs. I mean, anyone who had taken music theory anytime in their lives would have never wrote a song with the harmonizations they had in "More Than Words." Yeah, the song would have been more than words if THEY LEFT THE LYRICS OUT!!! He gets a 2.

4. DAVID COVERDALE

SARGE: The guy is as boring as my grandmothers underwear. He gets a 2.

DAVE: Whitesnake... No. We all deserve better than this. Never liked him. I would pay to see Henry Rollins slap that poodle wig off his fat head.  2.

JEREMY:  The Robert Plant Wannabe? Doesn't even deserve to be in a Led  Zeppelin cover band. (Jeremy gives all his apologies to all the great LZ tribute bands out there.) I give him a 1. Here I go again on my own... GOOD! NOW LEAVE *US* ALONE!

5.BLACKIE LAWLESS

DAVE: This is a guy who would split his own testicles with a hatchet to make sure the crowd goes nuts. Great frontman... not a strong singer. He makes Mark Slaughter sound like a man. I'd give him and WASP a 7 just for sickening me and wearing saw blades between their legs.

JEREMY: Isn't he married to Lucy Lawless?

SARGE: For Real Jeremy. I want to bone this guys wife.

6. SEBASTIN BACH

DAVE: Poser supreme. Looks like my sister. He also refuses to let Metal Sludge interview him, so apparently when it comes to balls he has none. Maybe that's why he sings like a girl. Nothing more than an 80s memory now, not worth much more than a 3.

SARGE: He might look like Dave's sister, I think he rocks. He gets a 6 for making Axl Rose look like a man.

JEREMY: Well, he sure can hit those high notes! *LOL* I haven't heard the  new one yet. Probably not going to until someone sends me a free one. I give him a 4.
    
  7. VINCE NEIL

DAVE: He's designing plus-sized spandex for tubby fellas now, right? Generation Swine. Got the swine part right. Wanted to be DLR Jr. Ended up looking more like Ponch from "Chips" with long blonde hair. Or is it "Paunch"? 2.

JEREMY: Well, he got it half right... I give him a 5.

SARGE: I am a fan of the Crue. He gets a 5 based on the fact that he has 2 first names.

Hardknockz:  Which 80's metal band deserves a 2nd chance at being famous?

SARGE: Van Halen. Nuff Said.

DAVE: The Eat Em and Smile Band. Absolutely the World's Most Dangerous Band. Awesome.

JEREMY: Dred Zeppelin!!! Singing Elvis songs to Led Zeppelin music is GREAT!

Hardknockz: Who has the best hair in rock today? DLR or ROB HALFORD?

DAVE: I liked DLR's hair on the last tour. Needs some bangs though. I wouldn't draw attention to my hairline like that if I was him. Showing the world that you're "losin it" takes balls though. He's opened himself up to smartasses like you guys (and me), but he doesn't seem to be phased by it.

SARGE: Who gives a fuck? Are we being interviewed by Hardknockz.com or Cosmo?

JEREMY: Of course Dave would have the best hair, he's never had a bad hair day. ...well...maybe if you forget the whole short Vegas haircut...

Hardknockz:  Who's the biggest A-HOLE on the DLRmailing list?
        DLR7884
        EXCELMIKE
        DSZILLA
        Or Mike Blair?

DAVE: It's probably me. I'm not very smart and need to resort to low-brow name calling to make a point. I also speculate wildly about the VH reunion though I can't back my shit up. When push comes to shove everything is either Eddie Van Halen's fault or Australia's. I say "Blame Australia." The "South Park" guys are working on the anthem...

SARGE: I would have to agree. Daveman is the biggest A-Hole on the list. Running a close second is Todd Plesco, whom I met for beers one time and he got so intoxicated he threw up all over my clothes and in my car. He never cleaned up the mess he made in my car and the shit still stinks to this day.

JEREMY: Dave's too political. He just doesn't want to say that it's me.  I mean, I flood the list with insulting slander, repeat all the same old jokes, and reply to every post Grant has ever made saying just the opposite to   "keep the Olympic flame alive."

Hardknockz: Who in your opinion is TK?

DAVE: Ted Kennedy? Ted Koppel? Ted Kazynski (The Unabomber)?

SARGE:  I do have it from a very high source that TK is jobless poodle Kevin Dubrow. Other than that my guesses are Mr. Fuckin Green Jeans or Rick Rockwell.

JEREMY: It's Those Kwazies over there at Slawterhouse.


Hardknockz: BEST AXE MASTER IN THE BIZ?
1. GEORGE LYNCH

DAVE: Steroid boy will beat my ass if he got anything lower than a 5; so I give Georgie a 2. Come and get it, bitch!

SARGE: I got your back Dave. I give him a 3....pumped up because he has shared several Rock Magazine covers with Billy Sheehan.

JEREMY: Doesn't he run an investment company?

2. STEVE VAI

DAVE: Stevie rocks. (Insert Jedi Mind Trick here) "YOU WILL be interviewed by the DLR Army. You will send their questions back, Zen boy, or surrender your rating of 10 to C.C. DeVille."

SARGE: Steve rocks hard! He gets a 10.

JEREMY: Here's the national anthem, man. 10.

  3. EDDIE VAN HALEN

SARGE: Eddie Van Halen gets a 10, but Edward Van Halen (completely whipped by his wife, doesn't drink anymore) gets a mere 2.

DAVE: Does he still play? Old school Halen, 20 on a 10 scale. Van Hagar, a mere 6. Mock III, a wimpy 3. Come on Gramps, get off your busted hip and play some fucking guitar for us, would you?

JEREMY: Eddie went from the rocking guitar master to the rocking chair.  If anyone could light a fire under his ass, he'd be number 1 again.

4. YNGWIE MALMSTEEN

DAVE: What a great guitar player. Can't write a song or pick a singer to save his life, but a great axe wanker. "This must be paradise, this must be Heaven Tonight!" Singing with Joe Lynn Turner is paradise huh? I think Yingyang sets his sights a little low in the vocalist department. I don't know of one other band that can say "Things have gone downhill since Joe Lynn Turner left..."

SARGE: He gets a 5 based on the fact that his parents gave him a really fucked up name.

JEREMY: Yngwie's music is totally mind blowing. Definitely a shredder! 9.


Hardknockz: You have  a choice.., you have to watch 10 hrs of 3 STOOGES reruns or the infamous DAVE on LENO promoting his VEGAS ACT?( for 10 hrs) or be shot dead wearing womens underwear and a I LOVE BLAIR button!

DAVE: I like the Stooges just fine thanks. Dave should have come out on Leno blasting. I would have dug seeing the band jam on "Dance the Night Away" or "Livin' In America." The suit was a bit much, but the Girls more than made up for the threads and the haircut.

SARGE: Depends where the underwear is...If the womens underwear is on the back of my head then that would be an option.  I liked Dave on Leno. Shit, nothing is worse than VH3 on the 10 spot, when Gary fell down the steps.

JEREMY: I'm a multimedia kind of guy, so can't I do the first two at the same time? Twice the entertainment!

Hardknockz:  KISS is finally calling it quits..,what band do you think should call it a day?

DAVE: Megadeth, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant, anyone with "White" in their name. So many others... For the life of me, I can't understand why Kip Winger is still alive. Also, Ted Nugent should walk into the woods and never be allowed to walk out again. See ya, "Jerimiah Johnson" style.

SARGE: Guns and Roses (No Slash!) or any other band with only 1 remaining original band member.

JEREMY: The London Philharmonic. I mean really, how long can you make a  living playing public domain music?
   

Hardknockz:  Is Van Halen going to reunite?

DAVE: They will be playing at my wedding, April 29, 2000 in Trenton, Michigan. We only have room for 200 guests, not including HBO and MTV, so get there early. And you better have a cool fucking present or you're not getting in.

SARGE: April 29...I will add that to the tour page. I will be there to catch your wife's garder.

JEREMY: Daveman doesn't know it yet, but I'm crashing his wedding.

Hardknockz: DLRARMY.COM is THE site for all the Dave info on the net... ya guys not only leave weak ass .. lame sites like DLRND.COM behind in a flurry of hits  and credibility, but you have also managed to become the most kick ass and visited DLR site... what's next on the agenda?

JEREMY: Other than finding a way to get away from this desk, more art, more pop bang for your buck, and more of what you want.

SARGE: Jeremy is sponsoring a wet T shirt contest (Ladies only please). Send all entries to him at ThatArtGuy@DLRArmy.Com. Other than that, we will continue to bust out multimedia and news.

DAVE: What's next for us? Hopefully an interview with Diamond Dave himself. Guitar lessons from Steve Vai? Val bringing me lunch as I labor away at the keyboard. I'm not greedy. Maybe Ed will name his next son "Daveman." I'm not asking for much, here. Seriously though, we're trying to bring fans some of the behind the scenes shit I know is out there. If anybody has a Dave story they want to share (especially you guys that have toured with him) drop us a line at www.dlrarmy.com. We are the ONLY mofos that deliver this shit. No Oliver Stone tactics here, baby.

Links: The Official David Lee Roth Army Website.
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