THE OFFICIAL CHAS N DAVE THREAD

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Your favorite Chas 'n' Dave tune.

This is probably the only time you will EVER be asked this question , so think carefully .

Mine is Gertcha .

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Ok then , first one to come up with one ( not Gertcha ) gets a fiver starer .

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Ok , I'll give you a clue , one word RABBIT .

Just type RABBIT and you get a vote , fuck me !!!

Only applies to first post .

[SoCalChelle]

uh....rabbit?

Honestly, dude, I've never heard of them. :)

[Reverberator]

It's ok , it's a bit of a joke thread really :)

Chas 'n' Dave for those who don't know are a bit of a fun band from larndon that sing cockney songs for cockney's .

Their most famous tune is probably for the uk tv comedy show ' In sickness and in health ' that starred Warren Mitchell as Alf Garnett.

So come on now , What is your favourite Chas 'n' Dave song?

You can't have 'in sickness and in health' now either .;)

[beatsthatgoboom]

as im a tottenham supporter its gotta be 'ossies dream'.!.margate is pretty rad aswell!.ive got rabbit as the ringtone on my phone when my bird phones me(she really has got more rabbit than sainsburys!!)..do i get a vote?

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Originally posted by beatsthatgoboom
as im a tottenham supporter its gotta be 'ossies dream'.!.margate is pretty rad aswell!.ive got rabbit as the ringtone on my phone when my bird phones me(she really has got more rabbit than sainsburys!!)..do i get a vote?

Yeea , you can be happy in the knowledge that you, my man have earnt yerself a vote for yur knowledge on C&D , but unfortunatly you have had to be denied for your support of spurs .

Aston Villa , would have been the right answer :D

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Ok folks heres your definitive Chas n Dave

Rabbit

You wont stop talking why dont you give it a rest?

Youve got more rabbit than Sainsburys , its time you got it orf your chest

Now you were just the kind of girl to break my heart in two

I knew right orf when i first set my eyes on you

But how was i to know youd bend me earole too

With your inssesent talking

youre becoming a pest

rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit yap yap yap yap rabbit yap yap

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The sideboard song

I dont care, I dont care, I dont care if he comes round here

I got my beer on the sideboard here , let mother sort it out if he comes round here

[frenchie]

english people are so boring sometimes. you better go working.....

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How can you even think that the mighty Charles n David are boring?

You have a lot to learn Frenchie dear boy

[Mr Grimsdale]

gercha
rabbit
down to margate

three of the best

fookin' top shite

chas n'dave are musical gods, nearly as good as the macc lads

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See even the mighty Grimsdale knows its true

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You can forget yer costa brava , im tellin you mate id rather av a day down in Margit wiv all me family

[Mr Grimsdale]

snooker fookin' loopy

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Nuts are fuckin we

[Mr Grimsdale]

why mr badguy hasn't made this sticky is beyond me

i think he's gone gay

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There are a lot of interesting things that will be going on here in the Chas 'n ' Dave appriciation thread .

I would just like to thank our newest member Mr G for his valued contribution , and has therfore been accepted as our newest Chazzer .

Coming soon

Full transcription for Gertcha

And what really went on down in Margit.

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CHAS & DAVE The only choice !

[Mr Grimsdale]

vote chaz n'dave in 2005

get blair out!

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Yeah , free jellied eels on the NHS

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There aint no pleasing you

im Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrked (c)1982 Simon Weston .

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Calling all Chazzers , calling all Chazzers !

[Mr Grimsdale]

reminds me of the time i educated everyone in the ways of the macc lads

don't people realise we're doing them a great service

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It's as if the majority of human beings have impared hearing coz once you've heard the MIGHTY Chas 'n' Dave no other music will do fakkers(c)

I remember the Macc Lads , fakkin (c) top bollox .

Long time ago though .

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Chas n Dave Army

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http://www.chasndave.co.uk/graphics/ragnbonessmall.jpg

THIS IS WOT IT,S ALL ABARRT

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Fak(c) it

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look at these fakkers(c)

[Mr Grimsdale]

knees up mother brown
knees up mother brown
under the table you must go
ee-aye ee-aye
ee-aye oh

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http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk/images/jelliedeels.jpg

After the pub this is where to fakkin(c) hang out .

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http://www.wilmap.com.au/tasmaps/margate/maps/margate.gif

the place to go for yer family holiday fakkers(c)

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Chas n Dave's new drummer Philphy Phillipa Naylor has to be restrained after a fracas fuelled by alcohol and drugs

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Can You please move this classic shit to the dump

[Mr Grimsdale]

no, sticky it in MAIN!

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Give us a sticky errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Mr Grimsdale]

i 'ate you butlurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Figs]

What's their best album?

[Reverberator]

The Best of Chas 'n' Dave

music club Mccd 457

Thank you for your interest .

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Figs
What's their best album?

just get something by them figs, trust me you'll love it

at first you'll think, woah?

but after a while you will think, woah!

...and soon after you'll be going down to margate

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GRATE.

[Figs]

Sounds cool. I could use a pint...

[Mr Grimsdale]

and soon after that you'll be

yak yak
bunny bunny

and then you'll achieve a new level of enlightenment

[Reverberator]

I am trying to work out how i could get some C&D audio on here .

Any ideas ? , or is it not possible ? fakkers .

[Mr Grimsdale]

there must be some mp3's out there

there simply must
the genius of chas n'dave must be shared

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I can copy me CD but how the fack i'd transfer it to ere is another matter .

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The "Crarfty Cockney".

Dave Fakker's hero .

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Chas Cockney .

Chas Cockney's hero .

[Mr Grimsdale]

'ere guv, fancy a bit of pie n'mash?

nah, jellied eels mate
...wiv mushy peas

it's nuffin' like tha grub me dear old mum used t' make

[Mr Grimsdale]

fakkin kant
http://www.margateswebsite.co.uk/

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FAKKIN GRATE Grim .

I' ve found a site I can post but the audio quality is fakked

[Mr Grimsdale]

fak

your missus has an iffy boatrace

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That woz in 1972 , you should see the state of the fakker now

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We is the best .

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Chas n' daves Dad 's , look on as their boys give Peters and Lee a good kicking .

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Chas n Dave groupies arrive hoping to get a fak after the show .

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Chas Cockney's Grandfather comfirming by telephone that he has behaved himself and can he still go down to Margate .

[Mr Grimsdale]

i 'ate you butlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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[Mr Grimsdale]

that'll confuse the fook out of 'em!

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It dosn't take mutch doing

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Come on fakkers live a little .

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://www.csd.abdn.ac.uk/~schalmer/cockney/me_and_chas.JPG
http://www.csd.abdn.ac.uk/~schalmer/cockney/me_and_dave.JPG
http://www.csd.abdn.ac.uk/~schalmer/cockney/the_talent.JPG

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH , YES , YES . YES ,

Where the fak yer get this shit from ?

Top bollox .

[Mr Grimsdale]

front bottom!

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Who's a cant

[Mr Grimsdale]

give us a tune on the old jo-anna!

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A Cockney Walk about is in order .

[Mr Grimsdale]

here comes the pearly king and queen

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Here they are

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

classiqué!

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Chas Dave n Mick on a good ole night arrt .

[Mr Grimsdale]

where's the old git on drums?

the one that looks like steptoe?

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De ja vu

[Mr Grimsdale]

'arold!

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FAKKIN GRATE !

[Mr Grimsdale]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i just noticed blakey

top shite!

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[Mr Grimsdale]

i 'ate you butler

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGG G I'll get you OOOOOOh I'll get you Butler .

[Mr Grimsdale]

oi sam, what's up with blakey?

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ME thinks you might mean STAN , me old china .

[Mr Grimsdale]

STAN!

the smiling fooker!

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Stan the man who can .

Jack who likes a fak .

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GERTCHA FUKKERS .

[Mr Grimsdale]

stan, blakey and butler vs chas n' dave

who would win?

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Jack , Blakey and Butler

versus

Chas , Dave and Mick .

Tough one that , though i suppose the On The Buses lads have a double decker to use in anger .

[stilleddiesangel]

Ok.. now I've seen it all.. Chas and Dave on a DLR site????? are you insane?????

PS On the buses.. everytime!! :D

[Mr Grimsdale]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

gercha!

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ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

RABBIT

There seems to be a new chazzer here .

[Mr Grimsdale]

and they're a bint!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Mr Grimsdale]

i 'ate you butler!

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Olive .

[Mr Grimsdale]

'ere stan what's up wiv blakey?

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He's a cant Jack , didn't yer know .

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THE CHAZZERS .

[Figs]

geeeeurrcha

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Chas n' Dave's finest .

GERTCHA !

[Mr Grimsdale]

you've got more rabbit than sainsburys

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oh darlin' , there ain't no pleasing you .

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YOUR'E NICKED FATTY !!

[Mr Grimsdale]

daaaaaaaaahn to margate!

[flappo]

PHONE HOMO !

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

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Agreeeeeeed , said Faggerton Saxx .

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Geeeeeeerrrrrrrttttttcha

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The Dump Miesters

28\10\04.

[Mr Grimsdale]

the dump meisters big day out is coming soon!

and we're going daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhnn to margate

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Haaave some Cockles me old China .

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Up the apples n pears

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Chas n' dave or the grave ,

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GERTCHA .

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Rabbit .

[smaz]

I'd never heard of Chas 'n Dave untill you joined the site Rev. Then recently I saw one of their CDs in a sale, and I laughed as it reminded me of you and your obsession for them :)

[Mr Grimsdale]

you should have bought it

go back and buy

and learn

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No siree , you aint heard nowt like it me lad .

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GERTCHA !

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Gertcha !

[Mr Grimsdale]

yak yak
rabbit rabbit
yak yak
rabbit rabbit

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Look at me larvelly cockles .

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OOH ,

ALroight Tweacle .

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GERTCHA !!

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There ain't no pleasing you .

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GERTCHA !

[singerman]

got my beer...got my beer.....got my beer on the sideboard 'ere...id dont care if she comes round...cos i got my beer on the sideboard 'ere....,wot 'appened to the old cockney sparrows?....are they still around or are they braan bread?

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Nah me ol' china .

They are still kicking arse daarn Hackney way .

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Gertcha !

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by singerman
got my beer...got my beer.....got my beer on the sideboard 'ere...id dont care if she comes round...cos i got my beer on the sideboard 'ere

TOP SHITE!

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Originally posted by singerman
got my beer...got my beer.....got my beer on the sideboard 'ere...id dont care if she comes round...cos i got my beer on the sideboard 'ere....,wot 'appened to the old cockney sparrows?....are they still around or are they braan bread?

He can be our new Chazzer .

[Mr Grimsdale]

a chazzer for all seasons

knees up mother brown
knees up mother brown

under the table you must go
ee aye ee aye
ee aye oh

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GERTCHA!

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RABBIT .

[Mr Grimsdale]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn to margit!

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There ain't no pleasing you .

[Mr Grimsdale]

yak yak
bunny bunny
yak yak
bunny bunny
yak yak
bunny bunny
URGH!

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Snooker loopy cunts are we .

[Mr Grimsdale]

are we?

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Yes .

But in the best possssssible taste .

[Mr Grimsdale]

all right creeps
sid snot here

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Yeah , Gisard Puke's here as well .

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And he's got his cock out .

[Mr Grimsdale]

hip hip hip
hooray!

[flappo]

hahah , you crazy guys

:D

[Cockney Cant]

Facking hell , this is facking great .

[Cockney Cant]

Facking 'ell I facking fought I wos the only facking fan still alive .

Well done , cants .

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I appriciate that you larve Chas n' Dave but , we don't want your sort here .

please go away .

[Cockney Cant]

fack orf .

[loss of fools]

chas n dave are playing glastonbery this year

[Mr Grimsdale]

top shite!

shame the place is full of fookin' hippies

call in artillery support!

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Lets all go .

Then afterwards have a TRIP to Margate .

[Cockney Cant]

You BORING cant .

go to Brighton .

fack orf .

[Mr Grimsdale]

how rude!

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He's a naughty boy .

[Mr Grimsdale]

whatever will his mummy say?

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Probably , fack orf .

[Mr Grimsdale]

GERCHA

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Larvelly .

[Mr Grimsdale]

you rascal

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mmmm.

[Mr Grimsdale]

you know i would

you just know it

just imagine that bent over the kitchen table

WOOF!

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Who is coming to see the mighty Chas n' Dave ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

where are the mighty chas n'dave playing?

post the dates!

[Mr Grimsdale]

they're only playing glastonbury
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4431907.stm

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Wolvehampton civic hall Sunday 16th October '05

GERTCHA .

[Matt White]

1/04/05

The new EMI Chas & Dave album has been scheduled for release on the 31st of May. The boys will be on the Jonathan Ross Show on Radio 2 on Saturday the 28th of May so make sure you tune in.


"I've lost all ambition for worldy acclaim..."

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is excellent news!

[Matt White]

"THIS IS A HIT RECORD!...OUR LISTENERS LOVE THIS SONG! EVERY TIME WE PLAY IT, OUR PHONES START RINGING!" -Chic Watkins Westwood One Radio Network "Flying" is our most requested song! Now our listeners want us to play other Chas & Dave songs." - Pat Septak Music Director 99.7 FM WJAS, PA (5000 watts)

Their time is at hand.

[Matt White]

"



At last we are achieving an ambition, we are beginning to gain a following in the U.S.A.! The country that gave us all that good music from Ragtime to Rock and Roll. Those words to Chas and Dave sound as exciting as Christmas Day!

In our formative years of the 40's and 50's, we heard and loved (amongst our own), American music. Being London Cockneys who loved Rock and Roll, we mixed the two and called our music "Rockney", a true London/American sound.

We were overjoyed last July with the response that we received when we played Milwaukee and Cleveland. It was a short but great visit. Much longer next time. Our thanks go to all the radio station D.J.'s we spoke to. They seemed to enjoy the interviews as much as we did. Cheers to our pal, Steve Popovich for organizing the trip and releasing on his label, Cleveland International Records, 'The World of Chas and Dave' and 'Never Too Old to Rock and Roll'.

There are also 2 brand new releases. Over 50 songs on each, in medley form. 'JAMBOREE BAG NO. 2', Songs from the turn of the century thru' to the 50's and 'SONGS FROM WORLD WAR II'. All these songs were written between 1939 & 1945. Perfect party albums. Play these to 'keep fit' or do the 'ironing' to!

Looking forward to you all early in the new year when Chas and Dave will be 'Flying'


I'll be keepin' an eye out for 'em in the States!

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Larvelly stuff Whitey .

But who is all this success down to ?

The MIGHTY Revmeister .

We will conqour america .

Remember this..... I am going down in history !!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Larvelly stuff Whitey .

But who is all this success down to ?

The MIGHTY Revmeister .

We will conqour america .

Remember this..... I am going down in history !!

Rev, your a TOP NOTCH promo man!

Your efforts have yielded golden dividends!

BRAVO to you sir!

[Mr Grimsdale]

altogether now...

yak yak
bunny bunny
yak yak
bunny bunny

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Chas n dave on radio W M this saturday morning !!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

they've arrived

their time is nigh

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I will be there .

[Mr Grimsdale]

you've got more rabbit that sainsburys

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That'a a lorra , lorra rabbit .

[Mr Grimsdale]

suprise, suprise!

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What's your name number 1 .

Coch suc her cilla .

oooh .

[Mr Grimsdale]

how very, very rude!

[Golden AWe]

lil' boys gigglin' in this thread...hihihihhihiiihi...

[Mr Grimsdale]

join the club!

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Oh yes .

[Mr Grimsdale]

if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
join the club!

the culture club?

OK!

[Mr Grimsdale]

not today thank you!

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There is a massive void ..... in me y fronts .

No..... I meant coch .

[Mr Grimsdale]

good grief!

[Golden AWe]

this is a massive thread.

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You only just noticed ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

thanks to rev and myself it remains afloat

like so many other things

[Golden AWe]

i did notice it ages ago.

i just don't post that often.

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Buy a cd .

[Mr Grimsdale]

DO IT.

[Golden AWe]

now where in funland can i find a chas n' dave-cd?

you're gonna have to e-mail me a song or two, or wait until i go visit the hamstergirl etc...

[Mr Grimsdale]

get it at stansted!

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Play it to your friends ( presuming you have any )

[Mr Grimsdale]

hahahaahah

that'll cause problems when he gets back

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With his ( non ) friends ?

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GERTCHA !

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Play it to your friends ( presuming you have any )

i saw that :(

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

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He's blubbery .

[Mr Grimsdale]

what this site needs is a complete rebranding as a chas n'dave shrine

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Too right .

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Chas Cockney ... The main man , man .

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Dave Fakker .... Geddy Lee WATCH OUT !!

[Mr Grimsdale]

...you got more rabbit than sainsburys

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That's a ferkin lorra rabbit .

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ASDA hasn't got that much .

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Let's fuch Beatrix Potter!

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And all who sail in her .

[Mr Grimsdale]

up the crudder

[Matt White]

Shoot to thrill!

[Matt White]

Swing it fellas!

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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT THE MIGHTY COCKNEY BOOGIEMEIESTER'S ...SIR CHAS COCKNEY AND LORD DAVE FAKKER.

PLEASE TREAT IT WITH SOME RESPECT .

THANK YE .

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I always liked the theme tune from Bangers and Mash.

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I like a good turd .

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In the mouth of a Prozza .

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Well blow me !!

[Golden AWe]

OH.

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SHE ALREADY HAS .

[Mr Grimsdale]

this thread is just a cover for rev's undying worship of those goddesses of 80's jazz pop

...Swing Out Sister

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How come you always catch me out ?

[Matt White]

"Let's have another cup of coffee_______!!!"

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
How come you always catch me out ?

hahaha

breakout!

at least i think that's what the song was called

not that i know about that sort of thing

er... um...

[Reverberator]

I actually liked that song .

No shite .

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
SHE ALREADY HAS .

you keep on dreamin', boy!

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I have so .

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Reverberator
I actually liked that song .

No shite .

I agree with you!

Don't go telling everyone though.

What next Johnny Hates Jazz and Curiosity Killed The Cat?

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Mel and cancer ridden Kim ?

or was it the other way round .

Tay tay tay tay yay ta tay tay t tay tay .

RESPECTABLE .

[Mr Grimsdale]

hahahaha

which one of them was always getting their tits out on page 3?

[Golden AWe]

i gotta get soe of their stuff

[Reverberator]

That's just gibberish .

I think it was mel .

[Mr Grimsdale]

the dutty hooooerrrrrr

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DEAD DIRTY.

[Mr Grimsdale]

ho ho ho

...green giant

[Golden AWe]

hey, you guys

send me one of their cd's

i'll buy you a pint or two later on, just send me one of their cd's

i've put up some of the gratest house parties ever during this year, but i know it could get even better if i only had some chas n' dave on my cd player

[Mr Grimsdale]

you cheeky monkey!

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
hey, you guys

send me one of their cd's

i'll buy you a pint or two later on, just send me one of their cd's

i've put up some of the gratest house parties ever during this year, but i know it could get even better if i only had some chas n' dave on my cd player

Pm me your email address and I will send you some C & D via an attachment .

[Mr Grimsdale]

now there is an offer you cannot refuse!

[Reverberator]

He really should look at his inbox .

[Mr Grimsdale]

that sounds a bit rude

ooh no missus no!

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And his outbox ,,, Noooooooooooooooooooo Matron .

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh aaaaaaaaaagaton

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Sax anyone ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

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MATRON .

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm not that kind of doctor

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Golden Awe is .

Ask Jim Dale .