Who wins the Most Useless Poster award?

[FORD]

Nope, the Hagar sheep aren't even in contention for this one. At least their reasons for being here are clear, if not stupid.

But the latest crop of trolls who haven't the slightest interest in David Lee Roth or anything this site represents.... they just gotta go.

[ALinChainz]

Katy.

The other 2 will probably get themselves banned.

[LoungeMachine]

katydid and Joe Thunder are obvious choices, and both deserving in their own right. Neither serve any purpose whatsoever other than sheer entertainment. Their collective fantasy world in which they squat, only serves notice that the Mental Health System of this country is broken.

That being said, and as much animosity and hatred I have directed at those 2 mouthbreathers, there's a new kid on the block who deserves to be bitchslapped..

Our own Marlowe1

This fucking tard is a prepubescent attention whore of the first magnitude

Read his/her posts, judge for yourself.

In the words of comic Ralphie May.......

I'm not sure if he's a bitch ass punk, or a punk ass bitch

[Big Troubles]

I dont know.... Im pretty useless at times. ;)

[Wayne L.]

I thought some of you would pick me for some reason but I think most of you are useless posters of worthless psycho babble about Van Halen, David Lee Roth, rock & roll in general & your own miserable lives or great lives while I have nothing to hide except a little bit from morons like yourselves.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I thought some of you would pick me for some reason but I think most of you are useless posters of worthless psycho babble about Van Halen, David Lee Roth, rock & roll in general & your own miserable lives or great lives while I have nothing to hide except a little bit from morons like yourselves.

Wayne, a lot of your posts are indeed rambling and useless. But whatever else can be said about you, you're a Roth fan. So that makes you sadly ineligible for this award.

I'll remember you in the next poll :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I thought some of you would pick me for some reason but I think most of you are useless posters of worthless psycho babble about Van Halen, David Lee Roth, rock & roll in general & your own miserable lives or great lives while I have nothing to hide except a little bit from morons like yourselves.

Now that you mention it.....

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Now that you mention it.....

I was not going to say anything but....

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Now that you mention it.....

Yeah.....

Look at the poll now , it's clear that the lot of them should be fecked off .

[SoCalChelle]

The only purpose any of them serve is giving the rest of us something to agree on (that they're all losers and need to be banned). ;)

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I dont know.... Im pretty useless at times. ;)

I feel the same way about myself alot. I wouldn't feel right making such a vote!

[FORD]

I can't believe nobody's voted for Homosexxxxxual yet..... he's really outdoing himself today.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I feel the same way about myself alot. I wouldn't feel right making such a vote!

:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
I can't believe nobody's voted for Homosexxxxxual yet..... he's really outdoing himself today.

Rumor has it KKKarl Rove wants him named Anal Czar


BUSHEEP ATTENTION PORN WHORE

how redundant


Porn = Helping ugly people get laid for 100 years

[guwapo_rocker]

Wayne L. is a fag!!

http://www.1061rdu.com/bladeworld/110403/Fag.jpg

[FORD]

Yeah, but he's still not eligible for this poll :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Yeah.....

Look at the poll now , it's clear that the lot of them should be fecked off .

I feckend the motion. Thanks Reverberator, I knew I could count on my overseas fans in a tight spot. Damn I've been in a tight spot lately.

A tight spot not of my own choosing, but caused by Seshmeister (beastiality porn, blasphemy of Jesus Christ), Pete (Death confessions/threats on me and my whole family) , and Sexxxy (xxx rated hard core porn and hexxes put on me) And WARF (bondage porn with insults written on a blindfolded woman). Alinchainz and Loungemachine wishes me dead on a regular basis also, but they are generally harmless and stupid.

These few people pride themselves on being their own little mafia. They respect no one and their only agenda is pushing porn because they are porn stars, producers and distributors.

[lms2]

:sleepy:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wayne L. is a fag!!

http://www.1061rdu.com/bladeworld/110403/Fag.jpg

Actually Wayne L is from NC also. He posts some good threads. I liked the one where his cousin stole his coon dog and spray painted it, so he could hide it from Wayne and breed it to his female gyp.

[SoCalChelle]

Hmm......interesting.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
The only purpose any of them serve is giving the rest of us something to agree on (that they're all losers and need to be banned). ;)

If you ban harmless folks with a sense of humor like Wayne and myself who give you something to smile and be positive about...And keep the aforementioned troublemakers...

You'll turn into a humorless, frowning, negative, group who run out of DLR stuff to discuss, so you post fake polls and avoid the real issues of porn and beastality. Soon repulsive porn and disrespect of the Roth name is rampant everywhere and noone is safe from it.

[FORD]

So Katy....... how do you feel about feet?

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by Katydid
I feckend the motion. Thanks Reverberator, I knew I could count on my overseas fans in a tight spot. Damn I've been in a tight spot lately.

A tight spot not of my own choosing, but caused by Seshmeister (beastiality porn, blasphemy of Jesus Christ), Pete (Death confessions/threats on me and my whole family) , and Sexxxy (xxx rated hard core porn and hexxes put on me) And WARF (bondage porn with insults written on a blindfolded woman). Alinchainz and Loungemachine wishes me dead on a regular basis also, but they are generally harmless and stupid.

These few people pride themselves on being their own little mafia. They respect no one and their only agenda is pushing porn because they are porn stars, producers and distributors.

:confused: When I said the lot of them should be fecked off , I'm afraid that included you .

[SoCalChelle]

Just curious, Rev...what does "fecked off" mean?

[Viking]

Feet?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Viking
Feet?

LOL, we were discussing the possibility of Katydid and Wayne L being the same person. ;)

[Katydid]

Not changing the subject, but I need a foot massage. Seems my left foot is numb on the bottom after my terrible fall Thursday.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Katydid
Not changing the subject, but I need a foot massage. Seems my left foot is numb on the bottom after my terrible fall Thursday.

How did this thread get off onto the subject of feet anyway?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Katydid
Not changing the subject, but I need a foot massage. Seems my left foot is numb on the bottom after my terrible fall Thursday.

Go see Wayne. He knows exactly what do do with your feet.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
If you ban harmless folks with a sense of humor like Wayne and myself who give you something to smile and be positive about...And keep the aforementioned troublemakers...

You'll turn into a humorless, frowning, negative, group who run out of DLR stuff to discuss, so you post fake polls and avoid the real issues of porn and beastality. Soon repulsive porn and disrespect of the Roth name is rampant everywhere and noone is safe from it.

Sounds great.

When can we start?

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Just curious, Rev...what does "fecked off" mean?

Ok , sorry chelle , feck means the same as fuck , but that's the way you pronounce it if you are Irish .

I am not Irish but ,sometimes i act as if I was ;)

[SoCalChelle]

Ah, ok...thanks, Rev. :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by FORD
Nope, the Hagar sheep aren't even in contention for this one. At least their reasons for being here are clear, if not stupid.

But the latest crop of trolls who haven't the slightest interest in David Lee Roth or anything this site represents.... they just gotta go.

Actually somebody told me that $exxxy was from Detroit, Michigan same as AL. And every time AL posts, $exxxy posts also.

And someone else said Al was actually Joe Blunder. Because only Joe Blunder and AL know about gold cards and what not. And Al claims to be a sports writer for two sites.

If posting Sunday Bible verses and a few recipes in a thread called WTF Let's have a Katydid thread that Socalchelle set up for me rates a ban....hummm

Even God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit and Santa's Little Helper visited and we had a nice visit.

Since I've had 5,000 views and 1,000 posts even with the thread stopped on Barbie Dahl's last post...You can still click "Last Page" in case any Christians from other sites I brought over want to look. I brought 1000 or so members of Embryo Songs and Hello Singapore Radio with me. We thought Embryo was going down for good and I invited them over.

They are from around the world, Japan, China, New Zealand, Finland, Singapore, Australia, on and on. I still mod Embryo Songs every day. Not so much Hello Singapore any more.

Oh and Celebrity Cafe and a lot of other friends linked to DLR ARMY.
Not in Our Name (a group for the war) and a group against the war, the EYE Radio, on and on. Those people made the site a non profit venture for several years. It looked much the same as the Army, with lights and whistles, until Mp3 crashed and those artists and actors had to get their own individual sites for music.

Folks over there give $82. for a cd in Japan. I pushed David Lee Roths sites and forums, videos, records. I post anything anyone sends me.
Started it to help my sons. Soon publicists, producers, artists, record labels, etc. started sending stuff. Used to keep me busy 3-4 hrs. per day. Spend less time now in there.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Katydid
I brought 1000 or so members of Embryo Songs and Hello Singapore Radio with me. We thought Embryo was going down for good and I invited them over.


So where are they?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Actually somebody told me that $exxxy was from Detroit, Michigan same as AL. And every time AL posts, $exxxy posts also.

And someone else said Al was actually Joe Blunder. Because only Joe Blunder and AL know about gold cards and what not. And Al claims to be a sports writer for two sites.

If posting Sunday Bible verses and a few recipes in a thread called WTF Let's have a Katydid thread that Socalchelle set up for me rates a ban....hummm

Even God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit and Santa's Little Helper visited and we had a nice visit.

Since I've had 5,000 views and 1,000 posts even with the thread stopped on Barbie Dahl's last post...You can still click "Last Page" in case any Christians from other sites I brought over want to look. I brought 1000 or so members of Embryo Songs and Hello Singapore Radio with me. We thought Embryo was going down for good and I invited them over.

They are from around the world, Japan, China, New Zealand, Finland, Singapore, Australia, on and on. I still mod Embryo Songs every day. Not so much Hello Singapore any more.

Oh and Celebrity Cafe and a lot of other friends linked to DLR ARMY.
Not in Our Name (a group for the war) and a group against the war, the EYE Radio, on and on. Those people made the site a non profit venture for several years. It looked much the same as the Army, with lights and whistles, until Mp3 crashed and those artists and actors had to get their own individual sites for music.

Folks over there give $82. for a cd in Japan. I pushed David Lee Roths sites and forums, videos, records. I post anything anyone sends me.
Started it to help my sons. Soon publicists, producers, artists, record labels, etc. started sending stuff. Used to keep me busy 3-4 hrs. per day. Spend less time now in there.

I'm not from Detroit. I am like 6 hours from Detroit.

I don't know $exxxy, don't care to.

Joe Thunder claimed to be a football expert in Gold Sheet betting mag. I told him I got Gold Sheet by subscription and told him he was full of shit.

God you're stupid.

Spend less time in that other site by staying here, bitching about what people do, and trying to shut it down.

Seems like there should be some other neanderthal aged people out there you should be hanging with.

If it's so bad, why do you stay and keep coming back?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So where are they?

She's like Thunder.

All these fans, friends and well-wishers, but not one of them posting in here back her up.

Some friends.

They're probably glad she bailed on those other sites, I know it'll be a party here when she's gone.

[Rebel]

Originally posted by Katydid
You can still click "Last Page" in case any Christians from other sites I brought over want to look. I brought 1000 or so members of Embryo Songs and Hello Singapore Radio with me. We thought Embryo was going down for good and I invited them over.

They are from around the world, Japan, China, New Zealand, Finland, Singapore, Australia, on and on. I still mod Embryo Songs every day. Not so much Hello Singapore any more.


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I gotta say, I don't think I'm stupid, but somebody needs to explain this one.....

[Rebel]

WTF is an Embryo Song?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Katydid

Not in Our Name (a group for the war)

You just proved your total cluelessness.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Rebel
WTF is an Embryo Song?

Apparently this is Katydud's contribution to the anti-abortion movement. This group goes around implanting miniature musical instruments inside women's uteruses in an attempt to encourage musical talent among the unborn.

Actually, I support this idea. If kids can play instruments before they're born, it would eventually prevent a horror that has damaged society for decades......

Boy-bands!

[LoungeMachine]

Major Kudos and Huzzahs to whoever finally got Joe Thunder banned again.

It MUST be killing the little racist kiddie diddler

One down, One to go


Here, katy, katy, katy

Come drink the antifreeze and go night night

[Rebel]

Originally posted by FORD
Apparently this is Katydud's contribution to the anti-abortion movement. This group goes around implanting miniature musical instruments inside women's uteruses in an attempt to encourage musical talent among the unborn.

Actually, I support this idea. If kids can play instruments before they're born, it would eventually prevent a horror that has damaged society for decades......

Boy-bands!

Are you serious?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Rebel
Are you serious?

No, but it makes more sense than anything that delusional bitch has ever said :D

[Rebel]

LMAO!! Well, I feel a bit stupid, but she's pretty nutty so I didn't know for sure.

[Katydid]

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[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
Actually Wayne L is from NC also. He posts some good threads. I liked the one where his cousin stole his coon dog and spray painted it, so he could hide it from Wayne and breed it to his female gyp.

talk to your kids lately?

[Katydid]

THE EMBRYO is a band out of Singapore. RANDOLF ARRIOLA, lead singer and lead guitar player. Multiculturaled music, non genre... Looper studio forums, Recording Studios, Hello Singapore Radio, Embryo Songs and various. Gley music forums, J Rock, rock, pop,dozens of forums and sites for the tech blest.

I post everything anyone sends me from publicist, producers, record companies, artists and etc. Cds cost $82. over there. Gives everyone a chance to get their info out there and boost overseas sales. Listen click ons. Membership subject to approval...Non Profit...

P BASE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO with galleries around the world. Changes every 10 minutes. He had 60 a few years ago, more now.

Also a KATIE, KATIE, KATIE photo gallery (only Katies allowed) from around the world. Post your digital beauties...

My deceased daughter brought him to me in a dream and said we could help each other. I posted the dream in a Country Songwriter's group, was unsubscribed. He said the dream was about him. I made him send proof. He invited me in, been there 4 yrs.

Done nothing but grow. Mp3 went down, Sound Click took it's place. Used to have his cds playing in share files, 30 plus, more now.

A Buddist from Singapore and a Catholic from NC...A treasured friend.

Also Reif Band...Aziz (Looks like Johnny Depp).

[Katydid]

Originally posted by FORD
You just proved your total cluelessness.

That's all we need to get that unshaven Michael Moore's Farenheight stirred up.

O Mich even in your clean shaven you are still butt ugly.

[ALinChainz]

Yeah record companies, producers, and the like send you shit to post.

She can't put an avatar she keeps crying about under her name, but she's a big wheel in the internet music world.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
talk to your kids lately?

Pete, tell me why you want to kill me and the rest of my family? And how can you get by with threats every day?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
She's like Thunder.

All these fans, friends and well-wishers, but not one of them posting in here back her up.

Some friends.

They're probably glad she bailed on those other sites, I know it'll be a party here when she's gone.

They don't post a lot, but read and view...Have good manners, unlike some people around cheer.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Yeah record companies, producers, and the like send you shit to post.

She can't put an avatar she keeps crying about under her name, but she's a big wheel in the internet music world.

I just hit forward...or copy and paste.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by pete
talk to your kids lately?

Hey HEY!!! Welcome back Pete! Glad to see ya postin', and not swathed in the hurricane mess. Hope you are doin' well down there, and glad it looks like Ivan is gonna miss ya.

Katydid prolly hasn't talked to her kids n' years. From what it looks like on the website that I saw, the one kid mentions her only once. Don't reply to any of her "Guest posts".....what's that tell ya?

[Katydid]

How about it foreign fans...explain what J Rock, Gley, and etc. are exactly.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Hey HEY!!! Welcome back Pete! Glad to see ya postin', and not swathed in the hurricane mess. Hope you are doin' well down there, and glad it looks like Ivan is gonna miss ya.

Katydid prolly hasn't talked to her kids n' years. From what it looks like on the website that I saw, the one kid mentions her only once. Don't reply to any of her "Guest posts".....what's that tell ya?

Yeah, Pete glad it missed you. Cause don't think you could walk on water.

You mean you can post every day on those? I thought it was just about a dozen little thingys.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
They don't post a lot, but read and view...Have good manners, unlike some people around cheer.

It isn't good manners to lie either.

They don't post a lot? Show me where one has ever?

You haven't brought anyone to this site. These supposed friends of your are here but not one comes to your defense, not one.

You're a liar Katy. Habitual. You think anyone believes you exchanged emails with Cher and that bullshit?

How miserable you must be, hanging out here, bitching about everything about it, but sitting right here, wallowing in it.

Got an average of 15-20 years on everyone here, hell, you already died.

[Katydid]

I had an odd dream night before last. Some dummy was laying asleep or passed out on a lounge chair on a balcony. And huge humongus grey waves higher than the balcony was rushing toward him from the ocean...could see nothing.

I fell swooped him and protected his body from the huge waves. Although they completely covered us. Can still feel my right hand on his leg dragging him to safety. Praying for God's mercy for his sorry ass.

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
Pete, tell me why you want to kill me and the rest of my family? And how can you get by with threats every day?

You and your family..........

(chomp chomp) that's a rather......tender subjuect.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
It isn't good manners to lie either.

They don't post a lot? Show me where one has ever?

You haven't brought anyone to this site. These supposed friends of your are here but not one comes to your defense, not one.

You're a liar Katy. Habitual. You think anyone believes you exchanged emails with Cher and that bullshit?

How miserable you must be, hanging out here, bitching about everything about it, but sitting right here, wallowing in it.

Got an average of 15-20 years on everyone here, hell, you already died.

AL, Please don't tonight...I've cried from whiplash pain and Ed dying at 4:00 am.. I'm not able to ride, drive, or fly...Just wait for pictures. 2000 miles roundtrip from home. It's my 2nd whiplash. My ears are ringing and chirping.

[pete]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Hey HEY!!! Welcome back Pete! Glad to see ya postin', and not swathed in the hurricane mess. Hope you are doin' well down there, and glad it looks like Ivan is gonna miss ya.

Katydid prolly hasn't talked to her kids n' years. From what it looks like on the website that I saw, the one kid mentions her only once. Don't reply to any of her "Guest posts".....what's that tell ya?

Thanks for the welcome honey.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Katydid
Yeah, Pete glad it missed you. Cause don't think you could walk on water.

You mean you can post every day on those? I thought it was just about a dozen little thingys.

You posted there twice, and your kid never replied to you on the guest page. What's that tell ya? He don't want nothin' to do with ya. You have burned any bridge between your kids, you fliped out when your daughter died (If in fact that is the truth, I would go into mind melt myself if my kid died). You are a lost soul looking to do whatever you can to piss off the people anywhere you can because this is how frustrated you are in real life. You are a complete mess, and you wish the same on everyone else. This way you are not lonely in your misery.

Thing is........you are.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
AL, Please don't tonight...I've cried from whiplash pain and Ed dying at 4:00 am.. I'm not able to ride, drive, or fly...Just wait for pictures. 2000 miles roundtrip from home. It's my 2nd whiplash. My ears are ringing and chirping.

So that makes it ok to make up lies. You've brought no one here, fucking Thunder, you own fans and well wishers, but one of them post. They like you so much that they won't defend you.

Instead of admitting you're bullshit, you want sympathy?

You try and get this site shut down, and yet, if you hurt so bad, why would you sit on a website where no one wants you?

Do you even grasp the stupidity?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You posted there twice, and your kid never replied to you on the guest page. What's that tell ya? He don't want nothin' to do with ya. You have burned any bridge between your kids, you fliped out when your daughter died (If in fact that is the truth, I would go into mind melt myself if my kid died). You are a lost soul looking to do whatever you can to piss off the people anywhere you can because this is how frustrated you are in real life. You are a complete mess, and you wish the same on everyone else. This way you are not lonely in your misery.

Thing is........you are.

Exactly.

100% correct.

[pete]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You posted there twice, and your kid never replied to you on the guest page. What's that tell ya? He don't want nothin' to do with ya. You have burned any bridge between your kids, you fliped out when your daughter died (If in fact that is the truth, I would go into mind melt myself if my kid died). You are a lost soul looking to do whatever you can to piss off the people anywhere you can because this is how frustrated you are in real life. You are a complete mess, and you wish the same on everyone else. This way you are not lonely in your misery.

Thing is........you are.

give the lady 5 stars!

[Katydid]

I love my sons and their families. We talk everyday. No one should have to outlive their child or ex spouse.

In Foster parent class they listed on the board positives and negatives from birth to death.

No one but me had already faced most things that the very old face so young.

I kept giving positives. I'm sick of being positive and strong. I'm sick of letting people use my back to walk on.

I'm sick of pulling on paralyzed patients who probably feel better than I do. Going back to work after a week and an half cause I had no ins. but my whole lower back bruised and a knot still on my back. Now this...What am I supposed to do?

If I go back to work too soon I could sever my spinal cord or something. You foot the bill yourself for treatments till the ins co decides to pay. You only have so much money. And they never even exrayed my head. Lawyers say a slip and fall case is hard to win. They have known people who died because those things go to the supreme court. You have to have broken bones. Hopefully I can get paid for days out of work, medical and maybe a coupon.

He did start me on prednisone... 2 per hr. first day reduced down. Found the whiplash. ER drs could let you die. I've been losing thought patterns and feel like a wrung out dishrag. Though that one week that Sat was Sunday.

[pete]

Spinal chords are exclusive to mammals katy.

You recycler of dung.

[ALinChainz]

They didn't xray your head, and you have been losing thought patterns.

No shit.

What a story to come up with when getting called on your lying bullshit, "Ican't tell the truth, I'm losing thought patterns. I got it so bad, and feel so bad, that here I am at this website, instead of getting well, mentally and physically."

Quit falling down, if you don't have a case, you didn;t get hurt bad enough. And quit landing on your head, it shows.

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[Katydid]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You posted there twice, and your kid never replied to you on the guest page. What's that tell ya? He don't want nothin' to do with ya. You have burned any bridge between your kids, you fliped out when your daughter died (If in fact that is the truth, I would go into mind melt myself if my kid died). You are a lost soul looking to do whatever you can to piss off the people anywhere you can because this is how frustrated you are in real life. You are a complete mess, and you wish the same on everyone else. This way you are not lonely in your misery.

Thing is........you are.


What is your damn excuse for being such a bitch??

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
What is your damn excuse for being such a bitch??

She's a defender of the faith.

You are a gold-medalist in the white-trash-olympics.

and worthy of all it entitles.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
They didn't xray your head, and you have been losing thought patterns.

No shit.

What a story to come up with when getting called on your lying bullshit, "Ican't tell the truth, I'm losing thought patterns. I got it so bad, and feel so bad, that here I am at this website, instead of getting well, mentally and physically."

Quit falling down, if you don't have a case, you didn;t get hurt bad enough. And quit landing on your head, it shows.

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The lies just roll out of your mouth. And for your age you repeat yourself constantly. Like a mental illness called a song on the brain. And you use word salad a lot and metaphors. You have early alzheimers. I bet you get the Sundowners too...

[rustoffa]

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/nunnery.jpg

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Katydid
The lies just roll out of your mouth. And for your age you repeat yourself constantly. Like a mental illness called a song on the brain. And you use word salad a lot and metaphors. You have early alzheimers. I bet you get the Sundowners too...

Stop editing my posts trying to make me sound delirous.

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
And you use word salad a lot and metaphors. You have early alzheimers. I bet you get the Sundowners too...

You're shittier than a septic tank in a catholic church for over-weight vegetarians.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
You're shittier than a septic tank in a catholic church for over-weight vegetarians.

Stop that shit you are giving me the laughing crying hysterics. And my sharp bones are scraping my lungs and it hurts to laugh.

[Ed Roth]

Yep, you're worthless.

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
Stop that shit you are giving me the laughing crying hysterics. And my sharp bones are scraping my lungs and it hurts to laugh.

Mouthier than a truck stop whore in a harlem stuckey's workin bro's 2 @ a time for crack money.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
Spinal chords are exclusive to mammals katy.

You recycler of dung.

How about a spinal tap? You have no protein in your spine cause it went out your ying yang from looking at nun porn.

You recycler of beer cans.

[Ed Roth]

Yes, Katydid would sneak off late at night and not come home until 6 am. She was a lot lizard.

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
How about a spinal tap? You have no protein in your spine cause it went out your ying yang from looking at nun porn.

You recycler of beer cans.

Uglier than a 23 year old female with half a skull and a whole brain.

(slow roasted)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
She's a defender of the faith.

You are a gold-medalist in the white-trash-olympics.

and worthy of all it entitles.

Is she Pistacapallian? Three guys from up North went to the Bible Belt. Just didn't fit in, so they decided it was because they needed to be baptized. The Janitor was the only one there, but said he was a self ordained minister of sorts and he could baptize them. He took them into the bathroom and baptized them in the toilet and mumbled some words over them. Going back down the street they wondered what FAITH they were? Catholics baptized at birth, Methodists sprinkled, so they decided they must be PISSTACAPAILEN.

I am in bad company...

And speaking of entities...you need to stop watching those KKK tapes.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by rustoffa
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/nunnery.jpg

YOU CAN BE THE NEST ROASTOFFA!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by Katydid
Is she Pistacapallian?

Episcopalian? You are truly schooled in the myths of Jesus and santa claus.

Three guys from up North went to the Bible Belt. Just didn't fit in, so they decided it was because they needed to be baptized. The Janitor was the only one there, but said he was a self ordained minister of sorts and he could baptize them. He took them into the bathroom and baptized them in the toilet and mumbled some words over them. Going back down the street they wondered what FAITH they were? Catholics baptized at birth, Methodists sprinkled, so they decided they must be PISSTACAPAILEN.

See why you must be eradicated? You are evil. Detrimental to the continuation of the WORD OF CHRIST!

I am in bad company...
I can't deny - 'til the day YOU DIE!
And speaking of entities...you need to stop watching those KKK tapes.

PISSTACAPAILEN. - you mock seekers of truth. - You will burn in hell.

and so will your kids. They will praise satan b4 the lights go out.

I PROMISE!!!!

[Ed Roth]

Originally posted by Katydid
AL, Please don't tonight...I've cried from whiplash pain and Ed dying at 4:00 am.. I'm not able to ride, drive, or fly...Just wait for pictures. 2000 miles roundtrip from home. It's my 2nd whiplash. My ears are ringing and chirping.

I dare you to post a picture of me lying in my casket.

I double dog dare you.

[pete]

Ed we feel for you.

It must be tough to have been married to a non-massengillian.

The stench, the sores, the irritation, the itch.

RIP

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Katydid
YOU CAN BE THE NEST ROASTOFFA!!!

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO??!!

My bad, I lost track of the > and < and just posted the nun thing.

Are you paranoid or something?

I like the Iron Maiden too.

[pete]

Originally posted by Sarge
I'm sure everyone got this email...
-------------------------------------
>
> Dear Katydid
> ROTHARMY.COM is now offering baby tees for the
> ladies in sizes small and medium.
> THESE ARE THE SAME DESIGNS AS BEFORE
> http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/images/babyt.jpg
> With "David Lee Roth is Van Halen" on the back.
> Price: 12.99 per shirt.
> Thanks to those who have ordered in the past.
>
> Thanks,
> ROTHARMY.COM
>
> NOTE.. This email isn't spam. If you do not want to
> get any more mail from us please go to
>
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?&action=editprofile
> and change your email address
>


--------------------------------------------



Originally posted by Sarge
here was the reply I got...

Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004 2:46 AM
Subject: Re: ROTHARMY.COM Baby Tees Now Available


>
> TAKE THEM AND STICK THEM UP YOUR DOG FUCKING
> PORNAGRAPHIC ASSES!!!! (REFERENCE TO SEISHMESTER'S
> POST IN katydid THREAD OF A DOG FUCKING A WOMAN). I'M
> THRU WITH THE DAVID LEE ROTH WEBSITE. I'D BE ASHAMED
> TO WEAR ONE OF HIS SHIRTS. YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BUT A
> BUNCH OF SCUM OF THE EARTH LOWLIFES. I HOPE THE FBI
> SHUTS YOU DOWN.
>


Originally posted by Sarge
here is the rteply I just sent...
--------------------------------

well from the sounds of it I wouldn't want you wearing one of those shirts anyways.
Plus..I said Baby Tees.. not XXL's for your tubby ass..

With all the talk of dog fucking... it reminds me..have you ever sent me any nude pictures of yourself?
Please pull the gut to the left and give me a nice snatch shot ok?
Please take a deep breath and get some sun and fresh air..

Breasts,
Sarge
ROTHARMY.COM

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
PISSTACAPAILEN. - you mock seekers of truth. - You will burn in hell.

and so will your kids. They will praise satan b4 the lights go out.

I PROMISE!!!!

DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME WILLIE NELSON...hE LEARNT IT TO ME.

Don't think so ... If you raise a child in the way he should go he will never depart from it...

The Daniels praised God even in the lions den.

[pete]

Swaggert praised God in a louisianna hotel room.

[FORD]

If Daniel would have had to come home to you, he would have begged the lions to tear him apart.

And Willie Nelson wouldn't talk to you even if he was baked.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
Uglier than a 23 year old female with half a skull and a whole brain.

(slow roasted)

Your fish wife's hair looks like an old treble net and you have enough kids to bait out a trotline.

[Ed Roth]

At least his kids are still all alive.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You posted there twice, and your kid never replied to you on the guest page. What's that tell ya? He don't want nothin' to do with ya. You have burned any bridge between your kids, you fliped out when your daughter died (If in fact that is the truth, I would go into mind melt myself if my kid died). You are a lost soul looking to do whatever you can to piss off the people anywhere you can because this is how frustrated you are in real life. You are a complete mess, and you wish the same on everyone else. This way you are not lonely in your misery.

Thing is........you are.

Susie Q is that you in that avator? How can some chicks still "have it" as they get older? That perfect skin and leather. Guess you are a wild rose and I'll alway be just a sunflower.

[ELVIS]

Avator ??

Hey Katydead, have you ever been a caller on AM Coast to Coast ??

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
Ed we feel for you.

It must be tough to have been married to a non-massengillian.

The stench, the sores, the irritation, the itch.

RIP

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Avator ??

Hey Katydead, have you ever been a caller on AM Coast to Coast ??

What is that?

[Ed Roth]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Katydid]

I didn't realize it was that late. I gotta go to bed.

If you don't stay in your normal routine you get all messed up. Then makes going back to work all the rougher.

Pete, How did we get so far off on the wrong foot together? We talked a few times. I was teasing about you posting Sunday Bible verses.

I actually enjoying joking back and forth with you. I like that side of you a lot better than the other one.

[Ed Roth]

Yeah, you've got a funeral to go to. Get some sleep, dumbass.

I know you won't go back to work. You'll suck on the government's tit for the rest of your life.

[fanofdave]

katydud by a landslide. her malfunctioning medulla oblongata
is a psychiatrist's wet dream.

[Katydid]

Pete's Post 94...

I was one of those women who used Massengil too much and kept my natural juices washed away. As a result I developed fibroid tumors and had to have a hysterectumy. Wet swim suits, heat lamps, shaved bikini lines, working out in the gym too much, not drinking enough water and caffeine and soft drinks cause a whole slew of women's problems. (Mens too).

Also those spray on deoderizers and powders cause cancer too.

A woman's natural body takes care of those things and slufts them out. But if your partner is prone to having an avid sex life they give you some protection from rampant disease.

But celibacy or protection are your best bet.

And I resent anyone calling the part of the country I live in the "Yeast Coast." That's better than living on the Incest Coast or in the Unisex, United States.

[fanofdave]

We're all a bit better off today thanks to you
informing us of your feminine hygiene or lack
thereof, katydud. If you want that jizz bucket
thoroughly cleaned, run it through the local
automatic car wash a few times. they have
brushes big enough to handle your canyon.

[pete]

Katy's a petri dish - LOL

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Katydid
Pete's Post 94...

I was one of those women who used Massengil too much and kept my natural juices washed away. As a result I developed fibroid tumors and had to have a hysterectumy. Wet swim suits, heat lamps, shaved bikini lines, working out in the gym too much, not drinking enough water and caffeine and soft drinks cause a whole slew of women's problems. (Mens too).

Also those spray on deoderizers and powders cause cancer too.

A woman's natural body takes care of those things and slufts them out. But if your partner is prone to having an avid sex life they give you some protection from rampant disease.

But celibacy or protection are your best bet.

And I resent anyone calling the part of the country I live in the "Yeast Coast." That's better than living on the Incest Coast or in the Unisex, United States.

I meant to say the Central Unisex States.

[Katydid]

AND BIG MOUTHS SINK SHIPS. DAVID LEE ROTH

[SoCalChelle]

Katy....TMI

[Katydid]

Originally posted by fanofdave
katydud by a landslide. her malfunctioning medulla oblongata
is a psychiatrist's wet dream.

And all of your worthless replys makes me a winner.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Katy....TMI

What is TMI???

[SoCalChelle]

Too Much Information

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
The lies just roll out of your mouth. And for your age you repeat yourself constantly. Like a mental illness called a song on the brain. And you use word salad a lot and metaphors. You have early alzheimers. I bet you get the Sundowners too...

What lies? You better re-read the posts there bitch.

You're the one who got called on your lies and then came up with , "not tonight, I've been crying, the didnt xray my head, Im losing thought patterns."

That's what you said dumbfuck.

Nice try, make it look like you don't know what is being talked about.

And quit trying to post as David Lee Roth, you are the last person who would know anything about him.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
So that makes it ok to make up lies. You've brought no one here, fucking Thunder, you own fans and well wishers, but one of them post. They like you so much that they won't defend you.

Instead of admitting you're bullshit, you want sympathy?

You try and get this site shut down, and yet, if you hurt so bad, why would you sit on a website where no one wants you?

Do you even grasp the stupidity?

This was my response to your "not tonight, I'm old and fucked up" post.

Where did I lie dipshit?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Stop editing my posts trying to make me sound delirous.

You quoted your own post, no one edited it, DAMN you are stupid.

Too stupid to live.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Susie Q is that you in that avator? How can some chicks still "have it" as they get older? That perfect skin and leather. Guess you are a wild rose and I'll alway be just a sunflower.

Call her a bitch and then try to make nice?

FUCK YOU KATY!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Katydid
Pete's Post 94...

I was one of those women who used Massengil too much and kept my natural juices washed away.

WHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/oldlaugh.gif

[fanofdave]

katydud never douched in her life according
to hughdual lee dugan. he said carpetmunching
on that hag was like gnawing on a large piece of
bacon fat that had been resting on a dog turd
all day.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by rustoffa
WHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/dangerous_goods/oldlaugh.gif

Hey Rustoffa, Can you make that dude dance? He would be hilarious.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Call her a bitch and then try to make nice?

FUCK YOU KATY!

AL stop brown nosing and trying to get people mad at me.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
What is your damn excuse for being such a bitch??

This is where you said it Katy.

Your memory is very selective.

Need some more help ?

Hit the door dinosaur.

[Katydid]

Katydid started an Alcoholics Anonymous thread in HITCHworld THE DUMP...

Actually it was started in NON then bounced to THE DUMP...Well, Mother Theresa from Calcutta administered to the children, and the poorest of the poor and saved the DUMP for them when it was about to be razed. SO she is our Patron Saint...so how can it fail. It will be 24 hrs. 7:19 9/20/04...they say the first 24 hrs. are the hardest.

I know my hands and arms are gone from posting from the DAILY REFLECTIONS BOOK.

I need willing hand, arms, and hearts. I need AA TROOP members to keep the peace from rioters trying to break the meetings up.

I've posted down to HAVING FUN YET?

I went to the church to pee and helped myself to chocolate cookies, coffee and a couple books. MY friend made me give the blue one back. But I kept the DAILY REFLECTIONS BOOK. She informed me that I had crashed an AA meeting that was about to start...

I didn't qualify cause I don't drink, smoke, drug, or anything, cept swipe a book...GOD forgive me... Katie Lee Daniels Roth

[ALinChainz]

Could you possibly be dumb enough to post this in every thread that has your name in it.

Tell me, when you barged in to the church to use the shitter, and then hit the buffet like a tornado, what possessed you to steal a book on AA and post it here?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Could you possibly be dumb enough to post this in every thread that has your name in it.

Tell me, when you barged in to the church to use the shitter, and then hit the buffet like a tornado, what possessed you to steal a book on AA and post it here?

My good friend, and distinguished colleague Al, has hit on a very good point here.

WE Roth Army dwellers suffer the pox known as katydud

She infests our hardrives, sullies our monitors, and pisses away time, of which , we shall never recover.

HOWEVER................

WE DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE CUNT IN PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for that, we shall thank ye Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine for a MOMENT, what it must be like to have to put up with this disgusting Oxygen Thief FACE TO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She will NEVER darken our doors

She will NEVER ask us for anything in person

She will NEVER be able to rob us of our REAL time. Only the time wasted HERE.

fucking shitbag hick.

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by FORD
Nope, the Hagar sheep aren't even in contention for this one. At least their reasons for being here are clear, if not stupid.

But the latest crop of trolls who haven't the slightest interest in David Lee Roth or anything this site represents.... they just gotta go.

Ever wonder of General Hina is a gay dancer in a Village People cover band?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My good friend, and distinguished colleague Al, has hit on a very good point here.

WE Roth Army dwellers suffer the pox known as katydud

She infests our hardrives, sullies our monitors, and pisses away time, of which , we shall never recover.

HOWEVER................

WE DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE CUNT IN PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for that, we shall thank ye Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine for a MOMENT, what it must be like to have to put up with this disgusting Oxygen Thief FACE TO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She will NEVER darken our doors

She will NEVER ask us for anything in person

She will NEVER be able to rob us of our REAL time. Only the time wasted HERE.

fucking shitbag hick.

Thank God bro ... can you imagine ... without puking of course.

[Golden AWe]

please ban elvis hitler...he and sexxxy are the same person

[ALinChainz]

Sure is ... and one ugly mofo too.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Katydid
What is your damn excuse for being such a bitch??

who am I being a bitch to? I am just statin' the facts there Katy, unlike yourself. ;)

P.S. Yah, I am a chick who "Still has it", cause I take care of myself Katy. :)

Thanks for playin' bipolar today :p

[Golden AWe]

susie q is not being a bitch or a bitch...she's The Bitch :baaa:

[GAR]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Katy.

The other 2 will probably get themselves banned.

The question asks: Who is the most useless poster?

- to that I'd like to say that Katy provides valuable insight to mental illnesses of which I'm sure she has several simultaneous diagnoses running concurrently that provided me with several robust fits of laughter already..

You CAN'T ban Katy!

[GAR]

Originally posted by Katydid
Katydid started an Alcoholics Anonymous thread in HITCHworld THE DUMP...

Actually it was started in NON then bounced to THE DUMP...Well, Mother Theresa from Calcutta administered to the children, and the poorest of the poor and saved the DUMP for them when it was about to be razed. SO she is our Patron Saint...so how can it fail.

Show me some Biblical basis for this "patron saint" crap? I'd like to see it.