i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Tribute to the old post..

Ok we know that Dave has slept with many beautiful women.. but I was wondering if Dave has ever "Hogged it"
That is slept with a fat, obese, Kentucky Fried Chicken Eatin Mo 'fo

Do you think Dave has ever lowered his standards?

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Tribute to the old post..

Ok we know that Dave has slept with many beautiful women.. but I was wondering if Dave has ever "Hogged it"
That is slept with a fat, obese, Kentucky Fried Chicken Eatin Mo 'fo

Do you think Dave has ever lowered his standards?

Fat? obese?
Shut up, before I stick my boot so far up your butt that you'll be spit-shining it with your tongue.:D

That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway.

Babes dude, ONLY babes!:D ;)

[Elitest]

I dont seethe connection between the post and the pic...unless thats sposed to be Miss piggy ? but it doesnt look like her..in fact it looks more like grimsdale !

[flappo]

no missus no
hes currently being buggered by the bass palyer from nexus

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Elitest
I dont seethe connection between the post and the pic...unless thats sposed to be Miss piggy ? but it doesnt look like her..in fact it looks more like grimsdale !

All I know is that he is slapping that ass!

[Vlad Fubar]

Hogged it, Dogged it & Kermit the muthafuckin Frogged it all the way to a hangover that would kill most sane men...

I have no doubt that Dave HAS "Hogged It", but I gotta wonder if that chick was still hot by most dudes' standards.

Rock!

Vlad

[Polk High]

who hasn't hogged it?

[Polk High]

the pict is confusing though

[rustoffa]

I'd be willing to bet that Dave's tried the plumper thing...come on,if nothing else just for some kinda "case study"hahaha

[BrownSound1]

I remember this was a thread on the old Army forum...good to see it is back in all of its glory.

[lesfunk]

Well, Dave did say he fucked the Go Go's....

[Elitest]

I have never hogged it


and i dont intend to

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Elitest
I have never hogged it


and i dont intend to
Being a virgin doesn't count, Elitest.
In Diamond Dave's own words " I am an autosexual ". Take it for what it is - he'll fuck anything that moves!!
You go Dave!

[Vlad Fubar]

In the late, great words of Frank Booth, "I'll fuck anything that moves!!!!"

Others:

"I'll send you a Love Letter, Fucker! You know what a Love Letter is? It's a bullet from a God Damn Gun, Fucker!"

"Heineken?!?!?! Fuck that shit!!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!"

Oh, the list could go on...

Rock!

Vlad

[Panamark]

Ah the old thread ! This was one of the funniest ever of the old Army threads.

As far as Dave Hoggin it. I think every now and then the net breaks and a big one gets through. Im sure he's hogged it once or twice. In Australia we have got a funny drinking nightclub/pub game. Basically the winner gets a case of beer. The object being whoever picks up the fugliest hog and fuggs her, wins the case of beer. (With the losers chipping in for the case of beer) Usually played by a group of four or more males. I never won. My mates would always go that one step lower than me.

Now, from memory the next twist this thread took was whether Hitch had ever hogged it, and I think he admitted he was a hog conissuer, as long as port one and two were disease free and clean...

Ah Mammories.........

[Sarge]

"All I want is disease free pussy"
I think that was the line Panamark...

[Viking]

Now, who among us hasn't had an experience when you woke up the next morning, looked at the creature snoring beside you, and thought 'Jesus Christ! I had my dick in that?!?'


:D :D :D :D

[ELVIS]

Pussy can carry disease ???

[Sarge]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Pussy can carry disease ???

I hope you are kidding!

[Seshmeister]

Remember Roth had to pay for a hooker on their first visit to France.

Of course he's hogged it...

Cheers!

:gulp:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Viking
Now, who among us hasn't had an experience when you woke up the next morning, looked at the creature snoring beside you, and thought 'Jesus Christ! I had my dick in that?!?'


:D :D :D :D
arrgh,like the trip to niagra falls?....like fuckin' a big warm bucket o' water?....havin' to step back,kick it, then wonder where your shoe is in the morning?baby,is that a fold?.....you dryin' up on me?......I can't feel my legs sweetie hop off for a sec.......where the fuck did my watch go?:eatit:

[Viking]

Originally posted by rustoffa:

arrgh,like the trip to niagra falls?....like fuckin' a big warm bucket o' water?....havin' to step back,kick it, then wonder where your shoe is in the morning?baby,is that a fold?.....you dryin' up on me?......I can't feel my legs sweetie hop off for a sec.......where the fuck did my watch go? :eatit:

Yeah, that feeling like you just fucked the neighbor's dog in the ass, and hope your buddies don't ever find out. Then she calls and leaves messages on your answering machine twice a day for two weeks before she gets the fuckin' hint. :D

[Panamark]

Ive never hogged it..

[ian_doherty]

i think when dave was young he hogged it..

i have only ever hogged 2 1/2 times myself.....

[Sarge]

what was the 1/2 time?
Did you only get a hummer from her?

[DLR7884]

Fat chicks are the reason I'll never do ecstasy again.

I harpooned two heffers in one night.

NEVER AGAIN!

DLR7884
That goes for the ecstasy and the porkers.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Fat chicks are the reason I'll never do ecstasy again.

I harpooned two heffers in one night.

NEVER AGAIN!

DLR7884
That goes for the ecstasy and the porkers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG
THat shit is funny!

[DLR7884]

It's funny looking back on it.....the sad part is it is true.

Thank God it was just one at a time, or I would have been squished if we had a 3 way.

DLR7884
Ecstasy bad.

[Viking]

Gives new meaning to the quote "You look jus' like a hawg......" :D

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Sarge
I hope you are kidding!
Of course he's kidding! Everyone knows that a pussy is a goddamn Disneyland for germs. Think about it - moist, warm. If I were a germ, that's where I'd be hanging out at!

[Cathedral]

A hog on a bone beats a stick in the hand everytime...

Requirements:

Fake ID
Lots of Beer
Hotel Room
No Witnesses

If you are still there when she wakes up, you have made your biggest mistake.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by choppizz
Of course he's kidding! Everyone knows that a pussy is a goddamn Disneyland for germs. Think about it - moist, warm. If I were a germ, that's where I'd be hanging out at!

I'm not a germ, but that's where I hang out at.

DLR7884
All the time....

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

That's fucking beautiful Choppizz

[rustoffa]

It took me awhile to find this...

Do you think Dave ever hogged it?

Have you ever dropped an elbow on a rotund bitch?

Don't let this one go folks....weigh in.

[rustoffa]

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[franksters]

For sure he did! actually most fat chicks will give you way more!!!
At least out of curiousity.

[franksters]

Originally posted by Cathedral
A hog on a bone beats a stick in the hand everytime...

Requirements:

Fake ID
Lots of Beer
Hotel Room
No Witnesses

If you are still there when she wakes up, you have made your biggest mistake.

Sum's it up!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by franksters
For sure he did! actually most fat chicks will give you way more!!!
At least out of curiousity.

Is this your excuse for getting laid with fugly and obese women?

Hey fartsters, is that you and your woman?

http://www.heyou.net/pix/captions/fatass.jpg

[franksters]

E chi sene fragga, tu e un rompipalle..

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by franksters
E chi sene fragga, tu e un rompipalle..

Your Italian sucks as much as your English. Who suggested you that? A five years old? From the inaccurate sentence construction and grammar misakes, I guess that if he were 5 years old he was your own son. Same idiotic father, same retarded son.

[franksters]

go post in italian... i'd like to see it, where you from in italy?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by franksters
go post in italian... i'd like to see it, where you from in italy?

Certo che sono Italiano, povera testa di cazzo. A proposito, dì pure a quel coglione che ti suggerisce che mi può succhiare il cazzo a testa in giù.

Hey fartsters, is this really you? A guy sent me a private message with this alleged picture of yours. I have to say I thought you were worse.

http://www.artcorestudios.com/images/retarded.jpg

[franksters]

where in italy racist scumbag???

[PHOENIX]

Franksters.....Joe Holmes voglia rompere i coglioni a qualcuno .


:D

[franksters]

hahahahahaha!!! thank you Phoenix!

[PHOENIX]

Back on subject. I think Dave hogged it with one of Alex's girlfriends back in the summer of 75. The only reason Dave did it was to piss Alex off. Oh and she had a bag of weed too.:D

[franksters]

How's life dude! I think he did too! isn't nice to get weather like this, another 15 degree coming up on wednesday...

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by franksters
How's life dude! I think he did too! isn't nice to get weather like this, another 15 degree coming up on wednesday...

Its beautiful out there. But i'm already in winter mode. Waiting for some snow to get the holiday season rolling along. I have x-mas lights all up and ready to go but i dont wanna be the first one on the block to light them. LOL

[franksters]

yeah I know, on my street there is a dude who light them up nov.1st.!!!

a little early...

I want a little bit of snow too, sets you in the mood, bottle of wine, doin the christmas tree, rapping up some gifts, gettin' tipsy on a sunday afternoon.... now that's the life!

[Matt White]

" i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

Who hasn't?!?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Is this your excuse for getting laid with fugly and obese women?

Hey fartsters, is that you and your woman?



your jokes ar still as unimpressive as before...

desperate for attention, perhaps?

enjoying your MAN'S GROUP with larbo and sagebrush?

and please, no more desperate gay or "your mother" jokes.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Matt White
" i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

Who hasn't?!?

i know i have!

plus she had her periods!!!

THE FLAG OF JAPAN!!!

[Matt White]

Exactly, exactly......


Any REAL man has.............


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[franksters]

There is just simply more to love!

[DrMaddVibe]

Fat chicks and mopeds...both fun to ride until your friends find out...er so I've been told...from a reliable source.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Fat chicks and mopeds...both fun to ride until your friends find out...er so I've been told...from a reliable source.

I'll bet you and all your friends each fucked the same fat girl. But you are all embarassed to admit it.

A few years back me and the boys were all drunk talking about good old days. By the end of the night we had found out we had all fucked the same hog a few years back. What a fucking laugh we had that night.:D

[Golden AWe]

next up: john holmes coming up with another half-an-hour cumback that he has written using insult generators and his lack of imagination!

you'll see...

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by John(I only took it up the ass a couple times,so what!) Holmes
Certo che sono Italiano,pizza, povera testa di cazzo.Catatori A proposito, dì pure a lasagne quel coglione wifebeater che ti suggerisce che mi può soccer succhiare il mama mia cazzo a testa in giù.


STUGOTS ............FROCIO..............

FACCIA DI MERDA !!!!!!