If you could make one decision as President, what would it be?

[Susie Q]

This is a tough one....

[GAR]

I would decide the State of Utah should be quarantined for mental illness, followed by a ritual of Ethnic Cleansing from Mormanism.

[Ozzy Fudd]

nuke the whole middle east

[freak]

Invade Europe and introduce basic hygene to the natives.

Annex Australia because they're the only other country on Earth with any class. Canada will be given a second chance as every Canadian i've met seems pretty cool. All they have to do is send the snobby French ones back to France.

Prosecute Microsoft. Not for monopolistic practices but for producing second rate garbage.

Round up liberals and use them as court jesters.

I f caught in a sex scandal, I will openly admit to receiving the blow job and will delight in telling my accusers about it in vivid detail.

Vote for me and I'll set ya free!

Edit: I know only one thing was requested but I'm trying to build a platform here

[seenbad]

Cut exactly 75 percent of all social programs.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by freak
Edit: I know only one thing was requested but I'm trying to build a platform here

And you did that very well too.:rockit2:

[scorpioboy33]

shit this is a limbaugh thread...god I hate repukes

[FORD]

Arrest every last neocon traitor and sentence them to death, which is the correct penalty for treason.

[freak]

Originally posted by FORD
Arrest every last neocon traitor and sentence them to death, which is the correct penalty for treason.

Alright you.
Put the cap on.
The one with the bells.
Juggle something.
:)

[madraoul]

Outlaw all corporations so they would all go back to being "Mom and Pop" operations. That way I would know who I'm talking to when I call customer service.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by seenbad
Cut exactly 75 percent of all social programs.

Gee thanks.....that would eliminate my job. LOL. Just don't complain when the homeless move into your front yard :p

[Mezro]

Eliminate welfare, affirmative action and the homeless.

Mezro...no more free rides on my watch...

[Don Corleone]

Pornography to be free.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Mezro
Eliminate welfare, affirmative action and the homeless.

Mezro...no more free rides on my watch...

Does that include corporate welfare?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by FORD
Does that include corporate welfare?

Absolutely!

I'd want to make sure that SBA type funding would still be available to help "mom and pop" shops and people starting new business ventures but all the rest is fat just waiting to be cut.

Mezro...people need to work for the American dream...not steal it from others...

[manwiththedogs]

Have Sammy Hagar arrested as an "Enemy Combatant" and "detain" him at Gitmo for the rest of his natural life.

[frenchie]

i will propose a week end from thursday to tuesday

[smaz]

I'd make me exempt from the law, so I could drink underage, watch porn, drive without a license and speed own the highway without the slightest sttempt of arrest from the pig. Police I mean...........

[Fabulous Shadow]

Tuff one... Cant decide between outlawing abortion or wellfare...

[SoCalChelle]

Well, I work with welfare recipients, so if you outlaw welfare you put me out of a job. ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok abortion... ;)

[Ally_Kat]

I'd do something about them flattening the Appalachians for coal...but I'm biased ;)

[Hummarstra]

Make it illegal to hire illegal immigrants. I would tie this in with stopping illegal immigration across our the Texas and Canadian borders.

[Fairwrning]

Sign the automatic weapons ban..what the fuck do you need an uzi to defend your home from??

[freak]

Originally posted by fairwrning
Sign the automatic weapons ban..what the fuck do you need an uzi to defend your home from??

But the look you get from a burglar when you brandish fully automatic weapons is priceless :)

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by freak
But the look you get from a burglar when you brandish fully automatic weapons is priceless :) lmao..true..but if you cant get his ass with 1 shot..you shouldn't own a gun;)

[freak]

Originally posted by fairwrning
lmao..true..but if you cant get his ass with 1 shot..you shouldn't own a gun;)

Actually, the best weapon in that situation would be the trusty old 12 gauge.

No matter how nervous or spooked you are...You're gonna connect.

[JCOOK]

I'd have Ford locked in a cage on public display

[DrGrafenberg]

Originally posted by fairwrning
Sign the automatic weapons ban..what the fuck do you need an uzi to defend your home from??

How about a burglar with his own uzi :rolleyes:

[DrGrafenberg]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Tuff one... Cant decide between outlawing abortion or wellfare...

Why are you so anti abortion?
Isn't Spammy Hagar a good enough reason to be pro abortion?

[JCOOK]

Criminals dont' use uzis' they are illegal

[SweetSecrets]

Daddy, I love you.