Cats are really great!!

[Rofftastic]

Lets talk about cats!!

[ELVIS]

Pussy ??

[FORD]

Geezus, no cat threads on this board..... I get enough of that shit over at DLC Underground

[Rikk]

LOL...I have two cats. I love cats. I am a huge animal lover (no bestiality comments, please...I've never had sex with FAB unlike a few other people here).

[Cato]

pic forum is moderated by a couple of cats

[freak]

Two cats here.

Long haired tortoise-shell and a short haired tortoise-shell kitten.

I won't post pics because people who post pics of their animals and children deserve to be shot, IMO.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rofftastic
Lets talk about cats!!

Welcome to the Army,Roth on,good to have more Kiwi Roth fans.
BTW,Cats rule.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by FORD
Geezus, no cat threads on this board..... I get enough of that shit over at DLC Underground

That's because they are nothing but pussy liberal fucks !!

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That's because they are nothing but pussy liberal fucks !!

I am what I eat..... so go ahead and call me a "liberal pussy":eatit:

[Panamark]

Cats are cool, but dogs rule !!

[diamondsgirl]

I have two cats. Zachary is an orange tabby, looks just like Morriss. And Rhiannon is all black. They are very sweet.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL...I have two cats. I love cats. I am a huge animal lover (no bestiality comments, please...I've never had sex with FAB unlike a few other people here).

Maybe if you stopped mentioning her in every thread, every thread wouldn't end up being about her.

[ELVIS]

C'mon now Chelle...

[JCOOK]

I like them served with rice, beans and a nice guacamole.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by JCOOK
I like them served with rice, beans and a nice guacamole.

meanie. :mad:

Just kidding...

My dad used to asked "do you know what my favorite kind of cat is? A dead one." :(

And when ever he came to my house, my cats would sit on his lap and look at him like they knew he hated them, but he couldn't hurt them because I was there. I swear they looked all smug and shit.

cats rock.

I like dogs too, I am getting an English Mastiff puppy this spring. His daddy's name is Big Louie. He weighs 265 pounds. :cool:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Maybe if you stopped mentioning her in every thread, every thread wouldn't end up being about her.

Chelle, FAB can protect herself.

Shut up.

[SoCalChelle]

Aw man, I was just gonna sign off and get some work done, but if I do that now it'll be like it was cuz you TOLD me to. :p ;)

[Rikk]

Christ, I'm not telling you to do anything. I really am not going to be brought down into a fight with you just because you disagree with me. I could give a shit. But your thinking everyone that's attacking FAB should shut up because YOU like her is too bad now, isn't it?

She's made her own enemies. If you want to tell her enemies to shut up, too bad. Find another fight. There is no bullying here...you're just one of those people that actually bought into her pathetic victim act. Good for you.

Now, anyway...I have an orange tabby and a black and white mutt. I love 'em both...both rescued strays. Again, I'm a big animal lover. I like dogs too, but I prefer cats because they're easier to handle and...I guess I'm just a cat person. (Yes, I'm straight...why are guys that like cats sometimes perceived as gay?)

[SoCalChelle]

Dude, I was kidding around. Get a grip :)

[Carmine]

I have a cat. He is very weird, let me tell you how. If he takes one piss or s**t in his litter box, he wont go in there again. He will go down in the basement to do his business. If I could teach him to flush, problem solved...f***er needs to meet Mr Jinx from " Meet The Parents".

[MAX]

No cats for us. We have two stellar dogs in our family. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Dude, I was kidding around. Get a grip :)

Get a grip? LOL.:)

It's all good, Chelle. No worries.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
I have a cat. He is very weird, let me tell you how. If he takes one piss or s**t in his litter box, he wont go in there again. He will go down in the basement to do his business. If I could teach him to flush, problem solved...f***er needs to meet Mr Jinx from " Meet The Parents".

My cats do the same thing. If there is any little shit or piss in their box, they won't go in. They'll find something that to them looks like a litter box and shit there. They have pissed on my scale, they have shit in my daughters Barbie doll case. When there are two of them and one of me it is tough to keep that box clean.

But I love them.:)

[SoCalChelle]

btw, I don't have a cat currently, but I used to have a male Himalayan named Mugsy - named as such because when he meowed he sounded like James Cagney.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk

Now, anyway...I have an orange tabby and a black and white mutt. I love 'em both...both rescued strays. Again, I'm a big animal lover. I like dogs too, but I prefer cats because they're easier to handle and...I guess I'm just a cat person. (Yes, I'm straight...why are guys that like cats sometimes perceived as gay?)

does your cat look like this Rikk?:

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Morris.jpg

Looks just like my Zachary

[Carmine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
My cats do the same thing. If there is any little shit or piss in their box, they won't go in. They'll find something that to them looks like a litter box and shit there. They have pissed on my scale, they have shit in my daughters Barbie doll case. When there are two of them and one of me it is tough to keep that box clean.

But I love them.:)

My daughters Polly Pockets case was his latest peehole. F**Ker, we love him though...

Honey, buy more bleach, the cat shit in your hairdryer!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
My daughters Polly Pockets case was his latest peehole. F**Ker, we love him though...

Honey, buy more bleach, the cat shit in your hairdryer!

LMAO!

[JCOOK]

What kind of wine goes well with cats?

[Carmine]

What?( happy birthday Diamondsgirl!)

dgirl...gave you a fivestar for your b-day!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
does your cat look like this Rikk?:

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Morris.jpg

Looks just like my Zachary

Adorable!

Actually, my cat looks more dusty, now that I think about it. He's more a sand-color. And thinner face.

But beautiful.

How old is yours, DiamondsGirl? Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by JCOOK
What kind of wine goes well with cats?

Are we looking for a punchline here?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Are we looking for a punchline here?

I thought so...:confused:

[SoCalChelle]

Hmmm.....I give up. What kind of wine goes best with cats?

[Carmine]

Apparently, JCOOK drank the whole bottle and is passed out....

[JCOOK]

I was just wondering red or white dont get so uptight

[Ozzy Fudd]

I love my cat way too much:D

[Cato]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that cat!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
My daughters Polly Pockets case was his latest peehole. F**Ker, we love him though...

Honey, buy more bleach, the cat shit in your hairdryer!

:lol:

I have two cats Stewart and Tracy. Ones a black and white short hair looks like sylvester, and the other is just a black kitten with a little bit of white on her tummy. They are only around 5 months old. They were running wild at this one home where the cats keep mulitiplying. I felt bad for them as they looked all funky when I got them. I did a vet check on them, and they are not clean, disease free, healthy, happy kitty kats. :)

I'm a cat person. If I were to get a dog, I would want a yorkie.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Susie Q
:lol:

I have two cats Stewart and Tracy. Ones a black and white short hair looks like sylvester, and the other is just a black kitten with a little bit of white on her tummy. They are only around 5 months old. They were running wild at this one home where the cats keep mulitiplying. I felt bad for them as they looked all funky when I got them. I did a vet check on them, and they are not clean, disease free, healthy, happy kitty kats. :)

I'm a cat person. If I were to get a dog, I would want a yorkie.

We have a yorkie...Libby. Also have 2 westie terriers...haylee and darla. The shitmasters name is barney...my daughter named him when she was 4, go figure!

[JCOOK]

As you can tell I had a traumatic expierience with cats...

[JCOOK]

Alright since you asked I was drowning this bag of kittens, when the cops cauhgt me.Very traumatic!

[lms2]

Happy Birthday Mrs Lee Roth ;)

Cats have a sense of humor.

[lms2]

"okay, okay, I understand, litter box from now on!"

[Hummarstra]

You cat lovers will find this funny.

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by lms2
Happy Birthday Mrs Lee Roth ;)



well, thank you...lms. :)

[LadyTudor2711]

Bad Kitty.....

[DrGrafenberg]

Originally posted by Rofftastic
Cats are really great!!

I'll drink to that...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/catbeer.jpg

[DrGrafenberg]

Here's my cat Sophie (doing her version of the princess & the pea)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/sophie.jpg
and peek-a-boo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/peek.jpg

[DrGrafenberg]

...and some cute pics...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/catsleep.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/cat.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/chops.bmp

[SweetSecrets]

Ally Kat is the best cat ever!

[Golden AWe]

oh...this wasn't about cat deeley after all...:(

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by lms2
Happy Birthday Mrs Lee Roth ;)

Cats have a sense of humor.

That is an adorable little kitten!

They are so innocent! Poor thing can't tell the difference between a 45 and a ball of yarn!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Ally Kat is the best cat ever!

Awh shucks :o I'm speechless

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/cats/peek.jpg

Oh my God, that's adorable!

[Ally_Kat]

I'm not that much of a cat person, but the boyfriend's kitty is starting to convert me. She's just too sweet

[Cato]

my cat...

[GAR]

My cat is the best most niceyest Kitty.

[Ozzy Fudd]

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/src/../media/video/pinkythecat.wmv

What a nice kitty

[Splooge]

Fak...I hate cats...useless...

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatTrampolineMouse.gif

and Fakking stoooopid!!!

[Susie Q]

That was a pretty wild video there Ozzy! WOOOOO....came close to his nads didn't it?!



Splooge.....I gotta hand it to ya. You have a fan here. Your posts are hilarious, and I love your signature pictures. I follow your posts just so I can see what you have in your signature! :o

You should have a Splooge appreciation thread of all your hamster pictures. That'd be grate™! :D

The army one is one of the best so far.

[Splooge]

Fak thanks!!!

[Reverberator]

tut tut another 45p .

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
tut tut another 45p .

Fak ooops....that's a bit steep, I'm just a hamster.....

will ya take dog kibble?