Ozzy Fudd
09-13-2004, 09:14 PM
Subject: Misunderstanding -
>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
>
>his mouth. A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
>
>"Nurse...", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
>your hands and feet."
>
>He struggles again and asks the nurse again:"are my testicles black?"
>Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
>hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's
>nothing wrong with them.....
>"Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice
>what you just did......but please...... for the last time......
>
>Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ! ?"
>A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
>
>his mouth. A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
>
>"Nurse...", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
>your hands and feet."
>
>He struggles again and asks the nurse again:"are my testicles black?"
>Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
>hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's
>nothing wrong with them.....
>"Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice
>what you just did......but please...... for the last time......
>
>Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ! ?"