View Full Version : Why I don't like HAGAR
Dickface McSlapnuts
01-25-2004, 03:37 AM
Why I don't like HAGAR
Because there is just no gay in me.
There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..
How about you?
Sarge
02-01-2004, 01:18 AM
nice observation...
Good reasoning..
Good deduction..
rustoffa
02-01-2004, 01:23 AM
The "it will amaze you" thing made me laugh really hard...:gulp:
Panamark
02-01-2004, 01:59 AM
I was about to cut that fucker some slack, you know, bygones are bygones sort of thing. Now we hear he is back to fuck up Van Halen all over again? I hate him more than ever now. The only thing keeping me in check is the news that its only for a BOVII. Time for his ass fucking by the brothers. Maybe thats why he is going back ! That Gay old fucker wants a double dutchie up the date !!
DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:04 AM
I wonder how many people we could get to boycott BOV2?
Is it even going to be a WB release.
DLR7884
I'm not buying it for new Spamb-o songs, you can bet your ass on that!
DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:05 AM
Is it even going to be a WB release?
Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.
DLR7884
A bit of an OCD sufferer!
Sarge
02-01-2004, 02:30 AM
Ya know.. if they do reunite..
You can bet your ass we are going to form a boycott.,..
ian_doherty
02-01-2004, 02:34 AM
there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..
he eats asshole .
i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..
Sarge
02-01-2004, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by ian_doherty
he eats asshole .
Asshole is only one.. singular..
Wouldn't it be better to say that "Hagar Eats My Ass" or Hagar Eats Assholes' because assholes is plural..
I am sure the guy has ate more than one ass in his lifetime..
DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:50 AM
I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.
DLR7884
He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.
Sarge
02-03-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.
DLR7884
He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.
Damm that was straight to the point.!
mammoth
02-03-2004, 06:15 PM
yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
some REAL roth fans. good to
meet ya!
sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
and a bad fuckin idea in the first
fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!
Sarge
02-03-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by mammoth
yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
some REAL roth fans. good to
meet ya!
sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
and a bad fuckin idea in the first
fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!
Great post .. reminds me of somone else..
Sammys music is like a virgins pussy... there is nothing in it!
DickFace McSlapnuts 2002
Albert Einstein
02-03-2004, 09:04 PM
I will NOT buy BOV2!
Dave's PA Rental
02-03-2004, 10:07 PM
That would make a great t-shirt:
"Got Roth" on the front...
"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...
There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
Dickface McSlapnuts
03-18-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Daves PA rental
That would make a great t-shirt:
"Got Roth" on the front...
"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...
There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back
DavidLeeNatra
03-19-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back
no need for specification here...everybody knows anyway...
DavidLeeNatra
03-19-2004, 03:33 AM
and I love this thread :D
SoCalChelle
03-20-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Daves PA rental
That would make a great t-shirt:
"Got Roth" on the front...
"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...
There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
Sign me up. I'll wear it in the front row of the first VH show :rofl:
thefive
04-18-2004, 01:07 AM
I hate Hagar's voice. I never liked his music even before he joined van halen.
His voice is more annoying than Rosanne Barr.
thefive
I'm not wearing any shirt with Spam's name on it!
Originally posted by DLR7884
Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.
HELL DYSLEXIA IS SELDOM CURED IN PEOPLE WHO WON'T WORK AT IT BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS ANYMORE. 3 YEARS OR IS IT FOUR AND NOW HE EVEN INDENTS AND SPACES HIS LINES. I THINK ITS GREAT
GAR7884
OBSERVES THESE PUNCTUAMATION THINGS
DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back
This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!
DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 03:48 PM
And this is the kind Sammy would eat:
thefive
04-18-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!
Who is this? Angelina Jolie?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62481
DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 04:13 PM
Damn straight.
thefive
04-20-2004, 03:04 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62504 :D :D :D
DLR_EngineRoom
04-21-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by ian_doherty
there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..
he eats asshole .
i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..
tjvhou812
04-21-2004, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Why I don't like HAGAR
Because there is just no gay in me.
There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..
How about you? [/QUOTE
your a pipe bender
thefive
04-22-2004, 04:30 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62504
tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 04:46 PM
if you look in the back of sam...
you cand see thefive w/his hand in his pants jackin off
thefive
04-22-2004, 06:21 PM
Here's another reason.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=64772
tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 07:06 PM
i dont know who has more pics of sammy the five or sammy's mom
ALMOSTsaved
04-22-2004, 07:12 PM
No comment.
thefive
04-22-2004, 07:13 PM
Roth Laws
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=53401
Originally posted by tjvhou812
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Why I don't like HAGAR
Because there is just no gay in me.
There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..
How about you? [/QUOTE
your a pipe bender
you reek of jizz and sweaty ass
just like sambo :)
yeeaahhh!!!
tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 08:57 PM
and your mike jackson next project
rustoffa
04-22-2004, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
and your mike jackson next project
:confused:
thefive
04-28-2004, 10:07 PM
Because Van Hagar is for faggots and lesbians.
This thread is giving me ass-ulcers of the cornea.
hot for david
04-28-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
nice observation...
Good reasoning..
Good deduction..
that's right i think the same he's a fuckin' fat bastard in short cargo pants
thefive
04-29-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by hot for david
that's right i think the same he's a fuckin' fat bastard in short cargo pants
I will drink to that.:D :guzzle: :)
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