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Dickface McSlapnuts
01-25-2004, 03:37 AM
Why I don't like HAGAR

Because there is just no gay in me.

There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..

How about you?

Sarge
02-01-2004, 01:18 AM
nice observation...
Good reasoning..
Good deduction..

rustoffa
02-01-2004, 01:23 AM
The "it will amaze you" thing made me laugh really hard...:gulp:

Panamark
02-01-2004, 01:59 AM
I was about to cut that fucker some slack, you know, bygones are bygones sort of thing. Now we hear he is back to fuck up Van Halen all over again? I hate him more than ever now. The only thing keeping me in check is the news that its only for a BOVII. Time for his ass fucking by the brothers. Maybe thats why he is going back ! That Gay old fucker wants a double dutchie up the date !!

DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:04 AM
I wonder how many people we could get to boycott BOV2?

Is it even going to be a WB release.

DLR7884
I'm not buying it for new Spamb-o songs, you can bet your ass on that!

DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:05 AM
Is it even going to be a WB release?

Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.

DLR7884
A bit of an OCD sufferer!

Sarge
02-01-2004, 02:30 AM
Ya know.. if they do reunite..
You can bet your ass we are going to form a boycott.,..

ian_doherty
02-01-2004, 02:34 AM
there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..

he eats asshole .

i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..

Sarge
02-01-2004, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by ian_doherty

he eats asshole .


Asshole is only one.. singular..
Wouldn't it be better to say that "Hagar Eats My Ass" or Hagar Eats Assholes' because assholes is plural..
I am sure the guy has ate more than one ass in his lifetime..

DLR7884
02-01-2004, 02:50 AM
I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.

DLR7884
He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.

Sarge
02-03-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.

DLR7884
He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.

Damm that was straight to the point.!

mammoth
02-03-2004, 06:15 PM
yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
some REAL roth fans. good to
meet ya!
sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
and a bad fuckin idea in the first
fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!

Sarge
02-03-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by mammoth
yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
some REAL roth fans. good to
meet ya!
sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
and a bad fuckin idea in the first
fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!

Great post .. reminds me of somone else..

Sammys music is like a virgins pussy... there is nothing in it!
DickFace McSlapnuts 2002

Albert Einstein
02-03-2004, 09:04 PM
I will NOT buy BOV2!

Dave's PA Rental
02-03-2004, 10:07 PM
That would make a great t-shirt:

"Got Roth" on the front...

"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.

Dickface McSlapnuts
03-18-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Daves PA rental
That would make a great t-shirt:

"Got Roth" on the front...

"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back

DavidLeeNatra
03-19-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back

no need for specification here...everybody knows anyway...

DavidLeeNatra
03-19-2004, 03:33 AM
and I love this thread :D

SoCalChelle
03-20-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Daves PA rental
That would make a great t-shirt:

"Got Roth" on the front...

"Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.

Sign me up. I'll wear it in the front row of the first VH show :rofl:

thefive
04-18-2004, 01:07 AM
I hate Hagar's voice. I never liked his music even before he joined van halen.

His voice is more annoying than Rosanne Barr.

thefive

TMR
04-18-2004, 11:24 AM
I'm not wearing any shirt with Spam's name on it!

GAR
04-18-2004, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.

HELL DYSLEXIA IS SELDOM CURED IN PEOPLE WHO WON'T WORK AT IT BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS ANYMORE. 3 YEARS OR IS IT FOUR AND NOW HE EVEN INDENTS AND SPACES HIS LINES. I THINK ITS GREAT

GAR7884
OBSERVES THESE PUNCTUAMATION THINGS

DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back


This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!

DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 03:48 PM
And this is the kind Sammy would eat:

thefive
04-18-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!

Who is this? Angelina Jolie?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62481

DaveIsKing
04-18-2004, 04:13 PM
Damn straight.

thefive
04-20-2004, 03:04 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62504 :D :D :D

DLR_EngineRoom
04-21-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by ian_doherty
there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..

he eats asshole .

i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..

tjvhou812
04-21-2004, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Why I don't like HAGAR

Because there is just no gay in me.

There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..

How about you? [/QUOTE


your a pipe bender

thefive
04-22-2004, 04:30 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=62504

tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 04:46 PM
if you look in the back of sam...
you cand see thefive w/his hand in his pants jackin off

thefive
04-22-2004, 06:21 PM
Here's another reason.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=64772

tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 07:06 PM
i dont know who has more pics of sammy the five or sammy's mom

ALMOSTsaved
04-22-2004, 07:12 PM
No comment.

thefive
04-22-2004, 07:13 PM
Roth Laws

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=53401

pete
04-22-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Why I don't like HAGAR

Because there is just no gay in me.

There is nothing gay about me..
That is why I choose the Dave brand..

How about you? [/QUOTE


your a pipe bender

you reek of jizz and sweaty ass

just like sambo :)

yeeaahhh!!!

tjvhou812
04-22-2004, 08:57 PM
and your mike jackson next project

rustoffa
04-22-2004, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
and your mike jackson next project

:confused:

thefive
04-28-2004, 10:07 PM
Because Van Hagar is for faggots and lesbians.

GAR
04-28-2004, 10:52 PM
This thread is giving me ass-ulcers of the cornea.

hot for david
04-28-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
nice observation...
Good reasoning..
Good deduction..

that's right i think the same he's a fuckin' fat bastard in short cargo pants

thefive
04-29-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by hot for david
that's right i think the same he's a fuckin' fat bastard in short cargo pants

I will drink to that.:D :guzzle: :)