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Figs
09-16-2004, 12:02 AM
I'd drink Michelle Malkin's bathwater...

Ally_Kat
09-16-2004, 12:08 AM
was that 5th one added in? hmm...

But anyway, Shep is kinda cute :D

FORD
09-16-2004, 12:08 AM
I wouldn't touch any of those KKKonservative bitches.

But I would "dhue" Laurie from FAUX News :eatit:

FORD
09-16-2004, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
was that 5th one added in? hmm...

Not unless Elvis did it. I just got home.

But anyway, Shep is kinda cute :D

I'm sure Matt Drudge agrees with you. ;)

Figs
09-16-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by FORD
I wouldn't touch any of those KKKonservative bitches.

But I would "dhue" Laurie from FAUX News :eatit:



I forgot her, damnit! damnit! damnit!

diamondD
09-16-2004, 12:23 AM
Kiran Chetry! mmmmmmmmm

horty07
09-16-2004, 12:31 AM
Monica Crowley is my choice.

ELVIS
09-16-2004, 12:46 AM
I forget the one's name I'm thinking about...

I like all of the above though.. except Ann Coulter.. she does nothing for me...

FORD
09-16-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I forget the one's name I'm thinking about...

I like all of the above though.. except Ann Coulter.. she does nothing for me...

Thank God.... at least Elvis is straight.... I'm actually kinda disturbed at the attraction some of the Busheep have for that nazi shemale :spank:

ELVIS
09-16-2004, 01:48 AM
I like girly girls...

She's not girly...

:D

FORD
09-16-2004, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I like girly girls...

She's not girly...

:D

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/americas/01/29/arnie.plea.ap/vert.arnold.points.jpg
S/he's a gilrlie man!!

Wayne L.
09-16-2004, 08:07 AM
Monica Crowley....she's hot with nice legs & sexy feet which set my heart on fire.

John Ashcroft
09-16-2004, 08:57 AM
Hey fellas, Ann's HOT!

Quit pretending you don't spank to her website on a regular basis Ford... :D

FORD
09-16-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Wayne L.
Monica Crowley....she's hot with nice legs & sexy feet which set my heart on fire.

Predictable response, but how exactly in the Hell do you know what her feet look like? I don't recall FAUX News having a lot of foot shots in their camera angles.

LoungeMachine
09-16-2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
I like girly girls...

She's not girly...

:D

Ann Coulter is a man

nuff sed.


Too bad all of the Hotties are Libs, eh?

Paula Zahn [pant, pant]

JCOOK
09-16-2004, 05:08 PM
Gotta "dhue the dhue" Loren Greene "not the the guy from bonanza, the nubian princess on FOX"

Sgt Schultz
09-16-2004, 05:20 PM
Anne Coulter is fugly, I don't understand the attraction.

Does Bo Derek count, please?

BigBadBrian
09-16-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Too bad all of the Hotties are Libs, eh?

Paula Zahn [pant, pant]


That says it all right there. :rolleyes:

Dr. Love
09-16-2004, 09:29 PM
I require pictures.

diamondD
09-16-2004, 10:55 PM
http://www.geocities.com/russel007/3-11-04.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/russel007/11-08-03.jpg


That's Kiran Chetry and Juliet the blonde isn't too damn bad herself!

FORD
09-16-2004, 11:15 PM
Aw no foot shots.... Wayne's gonna be so disappointed :(

John Ashcroft
09-16-2004, 11:25 PM
Damn she's hot!

Hey, what ever happened to the Foxnews babe who reported Baghdad? I forget her name, but she was blonde, and even hotter!

Somebody here posted pics of her a while back, might have been Elvis or Brian...

Dr. Love
09-17-2004, 12:04 AM
God damn. I'd do some vaginal exploration of both of those bitches. :cool:

madraoul
09-17-2004, 12:21 AM
Brittany Spears loves her "W". What the hell, she makes as much sense as the rest of these corporate whores.

Nitro Express
09-17-2004, 02:15 AM
I'm a gun toting conservative but I want to fuck the Comunist News Network (CNN) ladies. Especially Rudi Baktiar. BOING!

I bet they all had to fuck Ted Turner to get their jobs.

FORD
09-17-2004, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
I'm a gun toting conservative but I want to fuck the Comunist News Network (CNN) ladies. Especially Rudi Baktiar. BOING!

I bet they all had to fuck Ted Turner to get their jobs.

Mr. Cheney, I would think after all these decades in extremist right wing politics, you would learn how to spell "Communist".

Besides, you can't have Rudi Baktiar. She's mine ;)

freak
09-17-2004, 02:35 AM
Submissive women bore the Hell out of me.

If she can't hold her own in a debate, she ain't worth having around.

I gotta vote Ann Coulter.

LoungeMachine
09-17-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by freak
Submissive women bore the Hell out of me.

If she can't hold her own in a debate, she ain't worth having around.

I gotta vote Ann Coulter.

So be it.

Just remember we warned you when you put your hand in her cracker jack box and find a "surprise"

FORD
09-17-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by freak
Submissive women bore the Hell out of me.

If she can't hold her own in a debate, she ain't worth having around.

I gotta vote Ann Coulter.

I don't do submissive women either, since I'm a recovered Baptist. But that's not the point with Ann.

It's the fact that she holds her own that's the problem!

(Like when she stands up to take a piss....)

BigBadBrian
09-17-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by FORD

Besides, you can't have Rudi Baktiar. She's mine ;)


You can't even spell BAKHTIAR. :gulp:

FORD
09-17-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
You can't even spell BAKHTIAR. :gulp:

I'm lucky if I can spell my own name at 6:00 before the caffeine hits the bloodstream.

ODShowtime
09-17-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Damn she's hot!

Hey, what ever happened to the Foxnews babe who reported Baghdad? I forget her name, but she was blonde, and even hotter!

Somebody here posted pics of her a while back, might have been Elvis or Brian...

She probably got executed.

ODShowtime
09-17-2004, 10:36 AM
And I'd toss a hard one in Anne just for spite... Just to keep her fucking mouth shut!!

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 07:48 PM
Hey, why isn't Gretta an option?

Figs
09-17-2004, 07:52 PM
Sorry, I didn't think of everyone, besides, is Greta a right-winger?

Guitar Shark
09-17-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Besides, you can't have Rudi Baktiar. She's mine ;)

She's barely half your height. She's less than 5' tall. But I agree, she's fine.

P.S. diamondD is right -- Kiran is HOT :o

John Ashcroft
09-17-2004, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
And I'd toss a hard one in Anne just for spite... Just to keep her fucking mouth shut!!

I guess that depends on where you "toss it"... :D

FORD
09-17-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by John Ashcroft
I guess that depends on where you "toss it"... :D

Well, in "her" case, there's only 2 options instead of the usual 3.....

FORD
09-17-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
She's barely half your height. She's less than 5' tall. But I agree, she's fine.



Seriously??

She looks taller than that on TV for some reason.

On the other hand, you don't find a lot of women over 6' tall... I've been trying to get Lauren Jackson to return my calls since she put out her nudie book, but so far, no luck :(

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Figs
Sorry, I didn't think of everyone, besides, is Greta a right-winger?


You know, I'm not sure what she is....but she did bring Ozzy to meet the president.
Anyway, I digress, since her facial work she looks....well...uh...different but strangely the same.
And, with that crooked mouth she could blow you and talk out of the corner of it, ( like Popeye with his pipe )...
On second thought, who wants to hear anything other than mmmmfffmmmgchchchmmmmm?:D

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 09:40 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by diamondD
[B]http://www.geocities.com/russel007/3-11-04.jpg




Nevermind. I'll go with Kiran Chetry.

John Ashcroft
09-17-2004, 09:58 PM
That's who it was! Jennifer Eccleston! She's my fav, hand's down!

http://www.cameroncole.net/gallery/News_Babes/Fox_News/Jennifer_Eccleston/200307250001.jpg

John Ashcroft
09-17-2004, 09:59 PM
http://www.cameroncole.net/gallery/News_Babes/Fox_News/Jennifer_Eccleston/200304180012.jpg

John Ashcroft
09-17-2004, 10:01 PM
And after nose job...

http://www.cameroncole.net/gallery/News_Babes/Fox_News/Jennifer_Eccleston/200409020001.jpg

John Ashcroft
09-17-2004, 10:10 PM
http://www.cameroncole.net/gallery/News_Babes/Fox_News/Jennifer_Eccleston/200304180016.jpg

But I must admit, I prefer her pre-nose job.

freak
09-17-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by John Ashcroft
http://www.cameroncole.net/gallery/News_Babes/Fox_News/Jennifer_Eccleston/200304180016.jpg

But I must admit, I prefer her pre-nose job.

Me too. The old honker was kinda cute.

She's like Greta. The face job left her worse off than she was before.

Dr. Love
09-17-2004, 11:54 PM
Jennifer looks really bitchy.

freak
09-18-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Jennifer looks really bitchy.

Those are the best type ;)

Figs
09-18-2004, 12:10 AM
Michelle Malkin

diamondD
09-18-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by HELLVIS




Nevermind. I'll go with Kiran Chetry. [/B]


Wise choice!

http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/16/31a.jpg

Man, that mouth is hot.

http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/16/30a.jpg


http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/16/54a.jpg


But those legs...mmmm...

http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/12/10.jpg

http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/13/44.jpg

Dr. Love
09-18-2004, 01:26 AM
god damn she's hot.

John Ashcroft
09-18-2004, 09:45 AM
No doubt.

HELLVIS
09-19-2004, 03:06 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by diamondD
Man, that mouth is hot.
http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/187/16/54a.jpg



Oo la fucking la!!!!!

Lqskdiver
09-19-2004, 04:11 PM
I'd do Dhue!

JCOOK
09-20-2004, 09:35 AM
Dhari Alexander one hot fox babe!