The Woman's Personal Ad Dictionary

[pete]

> > DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



> > >> 40-ish.............................................49



> >> Adventurous..................... Slept with everyone



> >> Athletic..................................... No breasts



> >> Average looking................................. Ugly



> >> Beautiful.......................... Pathological liar



> >> Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills



> >> Emotionally Secure...................... On medication









> >> Feminist......................................... Fat



> >> Free spirit................................... Junkie



> >> Friendship first.......................... Former slut



> >> Fun......................................... Annoying



> >> New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places



> >> Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs



> >> Open-minded................................. Desperate



> >> Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing



> >> Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk



> >> Professional.................................... Bitch



> >> Voluptuous................................... Very Fat



> >> Large frame................................ Hugely Fat



> >> Wants Soul mate.............................. Stalker

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by pete
> > DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



> >> Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills



> >> Emotionally Secure...................... On medication





LOL :D

[lms2]

No wonder those things never work. :(

[manwiththedogs]

Thanks Pete, I needed that...funny as hell.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Great work pete, lmao.

[lms2]

Hot chick in a bikini

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by lms2
Hot chick in a bikini

And one Hot Chick that is too...Is that them good eatin kind:D

[lms2]

somebody slap me,

You mean the others aren't good eating? :angel:

[Susie Q]

I'm old fashioned....but...NOT that old fashioned ;) HA!

[lms2]

That chick appears to have small breasts...

[pete]

I Love you

http://www.photowrld.com/images/tgeary.jpg

[lms2]

:D

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by pete
> > DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



> > >> 40-ish.............................................49



> >> Adventurous..................... Slept with everyone



> >> Athletic..................................... No breasts



> >> Average looking................................. Ugly



> >> Beautiful.......................... Pathological liar



> >> Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills



> >> Emotionally Secure...................... On medication









> >> Feminist......................................... Fat



> >> Free spirit................................... Junkie



> >> Friendship first.......................... Former slut



> >> Fun......................................... Annoying



> >> New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places



> >> Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs



> >> Open-minded................................. Desperate



> >> Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing



> >> Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk



> >> Professional.................................... Bitch



> >> Voluptuous................................... Very Fat



> >> Large frame................................ Hugely Fat



> >> Wants Soul mate.............................. Stalker

Interesting evaluation, Pete. I will use your ideas and access their credibility as it applies to myslef:

20-ish............................................... age 22

Adventurous....................................... Innocence still intact!

Athletic (swimmer/runner)............................36 C (Victoria's Secret)

Average looking................................(I think I do okay..ask Panamark)

Beautiful................................... (same as above) I value Honesty

Contagious Smile....................... I think I do pretty good, if I make children smile everyday at work.

I admit to often being Emotionally INSECURE.........I am a sensitve girl

Feminist...................Wouldn't give myslef that title or burn my bra, however, I do believe women are valuable creatures who deserve the same rights as men. However, women still need men in more ways than they often admit to.

Free Spirit.......................Definitely not a "JUNKIE"....I am a "MYSTERIOUS POET"


Friendship first.................................Friendship crucial
(definitely not SLUT)

Fun...........................................I think I am so! Not like a sorority girl's definition though. I like to crank up my Les Paul and pretend to be Nancy Wilson. Those who want to participate in my pretend play...are fully welcome!

NOT NEW AGE............traditional gal with modern influences present.....I SHAVE MY ARM PITS! AND MY LEGS! AND (hehehhe).....ask Panamark.

Old Fashioned......................I like for man to open doors for women, and I believe the whole courtship thing....I believe in marriage!....Pete's definition definitely not applicable to Sweet Secrets :D....however one should BE in love before conducting the ACT of love....BJ's included.

Open Minded..........................are we all not desperate for something as humans? Why is that so horrible?

Outgoing..............................On the Myers Briggs personality test i tested as mostly introvert with extrovert tendencies. I am outgoing with those I feel comfortable with. I have only a handful (3 or 4) of very close friends....and I am proud of that!

Passionate.........................drinking is fun sometimes, but I'm not a big drinker. "Passionate" is a term that I feel represents me in authentic form....What is living without passion? Alcohol often damages such a beautiful thing....but it has its simplistic beauties in certain contexts.

Professional......................Pete's definition definitely not applicable to me. I work with children!....and adore them!

Voluptuous..............Yes! I would say so, however.....my I think my heart is the fattest part of my body of 120 pounds, 5'3 in height.

Small frame :)

Wants soul mate..........FOUND HIM! ASK PANAMARK. I could see myself stalking him. Glad I didn't have to! hehehe!:D

[SweetSecrets]

Pete.....

Did you have your heart broken by a woman recently?

[pete]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Pete.....

Did you have your heart broken by a woman recently?

What are you? Stoned?

[SweetSecrets]

Don't ever lose faith in the human heart....man or woman! That is the problem with this world.

Such stereotypes hurt those who ARE authentic individuals.

Pete, don't force someone who is truly "beautiful" to hide behind your past experiences. Please, allow them to reveal themselves to you....no matter how many times you've been burned. Don't give up in hoping. Don't let painful experiences taint your heart. Throw it all on the line.

It is all what we make of it...so make a world that allows you to remain vulnerable, a world safe of false perceptions. Fuck losing hope!

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by pete
What are you? Stoned?

Occasionally, but not today.


What are you? Pessimistic?

[SweetSecrets]

Pete, where are you?

Are you mad at me, now?

I loved your song that you posted! Fookin Rocks! :)

[twonabomber]

another common word in those is "classy," which means she wears a lot of gold jewlery with her track suits. :D

[pete]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Pete, where are you?

Are you mad at me, now?

Of course not.

A friend sent me that in an email. I thought it was funny. :)

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by pete
Of course not.

A friend sent me that in an email. I thought it was funny. :)

Well that's good! Pete, you are special to me, cause you were the first to argue with me on the ARMY. That really is a special thing! I hold you dear to my heart! (Thank God I am no long Sweet Poundcake) :)

[Panamark]

(Ya gotta love sarcasm !)

:D

[GAR]

Whoever can drain a full bag of marbles out their ass with enough muscle control as to not cause the toiletbowl to sound off like gunfire, raise their hand!

(or PM me a pic, Babe)