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pete
09-16-2004, 12:32 PM
> >> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >> 1. Yes = No
> >> 2. No = Yes
> >> 3. Maybe = No
> >> 4. We need = I want.
> >> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

ALinChainz
09-16-2004, 12:43 PM
Never truer words spoken.

Never.

:D

lms2
09-16-2004, 01:18 PM
At least we are easy to understand. ;)

Carmine
09-16-2004, 01:30 PM
you forgot" my mothers coming over... = you better fu**in be nice to her!

lms2
09-16-2004, 01:40 PM
hahaha

not in my family

my mother's coming over=save me honey and I will owe you one big time.

Carmine
09-16-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by lms2
hahaha

not in my family

my mother's coming over=save me honey and I will owe you one big time.

I wish!

DLRdelight!
09-18-2004, 01:03 AM
hahahah very true