pete
09-16-2004, 12:32 PM
> >> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >> 1. Yes = No
> >> 2. No = Yes
> >> 3. Maybe = No
> >> 4. We need = I want.
> >> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> >> 1. Yes = No
> >> 2. No = Yes
> >> 3. Maybe = No
> >> 4. We need = I want.
> >> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> >> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> >> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?