Men's English

[pete]

> >> MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> >> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> >> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[Carmine]

"there isnt anything on TV tonight.= " do you want to have sex?
" the kids fell asleep early tonight.= " do you want to have sex?
" I got you a bottle of the wine you like.= " do you want to F**k?


just a couple of my personal translations....

[lms2]

LOL. I guess men are not that hard to understand after all.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
LOL. I guess men are not that hard to understand after all.

Ims2- my wife never understands any of those! well, until that bottle of wine is gone!


...big sigh! ...wishing she was a raging alcoholic....

[lms2]

If wishes were horses, DLRosewegony would ride...

Just a thought, but maybe you could be nice to her once in a while...

You know, on a day when she looks like total hell, tell her how beautiful she is, or if you know she's having a rough week, take her to dinner, and i ain't talkin McDonalds there buddy.

[Carmine]

I am the nicest husband around. Cook, clean(like a madman) take care of kids etc.

dinner at least once per week, gifts whenever, thats me!

after all that I'm lucky if I get a quickie in the bathroom! Thats why the wine is such a useful tool...

[lms2]

well, maybe you could try a little reverse psychology.

Honey I really dont want to have sex, maybe I could just hold you for a little while...

She will go nuts wondering why you don't want it. She will start thinking she is losing it, will loose ten pounds and dress slutty for bed.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
well, maybe you could try a little reverse psychology.

Honey I really dont want to have sex, maybe I could just hold you for a little while...

She will go nuts wondering why you don't want it. She will start thinking she is losing it, will loose ten pounds and dress slutty for bed.

nope, tried it. besides my wife is 5'4 and weighs 112 pounds, is SMOKIN hot, and I bought her all the "slutty" bed wear... she only gets to put it on when the kids are at my parents for the night...and if the kids are gone, sex is happenin anyway!

[lms2]

I Guess This

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
nope, tried it. besides my wife is 5'4 and weighs 112 pounds, is SMOKIN hot, and I bought her all the "slutty" bed wear... she only gets to put it on when the kids are at my parents for the night...and if the kids are gone, sex is happenin anyway!

Explains this...

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
I am the nicest husband around. Cook, clean(like a madman) take care of kids etc.

dinner at least once per week, gifts whenever, thats me!

after all that I'm lucky if I get a quickie in the bathroom! Thats why the wine is such a useful tool...

Kinda makes me wonder why you need this?