Lifes Unanswered Questions

[Susie Q]

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

[Susie Q]

If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?

[Susie Q]

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

[Susie Q]

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[YankeeRose]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[Susie Q]

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

[Susie Q]

Hi Rosie! :p

[YankeeRose]

Hiya Suze? :D How ya doin'?

[Susie Q]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

[YankeeRose]

Why is there an ingredients list on whole milk?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
Hiya Suze? :D How ya doin'?

Good, kinda. Just postin' some stuff. How you doin'? Did the Hurricanes do much to ya?

[Susie Q]

If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

[Susie Q]

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

[YankeeRose]

Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?


Actually they do...

Listen more closely...

It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...


:elvis:

[YankeeRose]

When you're vaccuuming and it won't pick up something, why do you pick it up by hand, look it over, then drop it back on the floor for the vaccuum to get?

[Ozzy Fudd]

My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr

[SoCalChelle]

If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

You don't. You wake up and do it again...

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?

LMAO

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...

Naw...that was my sister saying to HER daughter when she was on the phone, "Oh my GOD, here comes another mud slide." Then the phone went dead. So, there has been no contact with my sister as of yet. The sherrifs were called down there and they are unable to get up on the mountain to see if they are ok. We are at a standstill right now....

[Ozzy Fudd]

or when you sit on the Toilet and your balls hit the cold watter
thats a chilling fealing

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?


Motor oil does not come from motors...

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr


.....oh.....color me sheepishly embarassed...


I still hope and pray that all is ok.

[SoCalChelle]

I think George Carlin said this one....

If Firefighters fight fires
and Crime fighters fight crime
what do Freedom fighters fight?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Actually they do...

Listen more closely...

It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...


:elvis:

hmmmm.....

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Motor oil does not come from motors...

Picky picky :p

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

I do not do this...

[Susie Q]

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I do not do this...

Awwww come on! I bet you do! HA!:p

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
.....oh.....color me sheepishly embarassed...


I still hope and pray that all is ok.
Thanks Rosie. Both Chuck and I are real worried at this point....

[ELVIS]

Maybe I have, but generally no...

[SoCalChelle]

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?

[SoCalChelle]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

hmmm...good one!!:p

[SoCalChelle]

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

[Susie Q]

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

[Susie Q]

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Both...

[Susie Q]

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

[SoCalChelle]

:D

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Where does the white go when the snow melts?


Snow is not white...

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
ithas woked 4 me

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Snow is not white...

It's not?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
It's not?


No, snow is clear and the white effect is a reflection of light...

[Susie Q]

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No, snow is clear and the white effect is a reflection of light...
Really? OR is it cause it is COLD out and it freezes and makes that color? oR?!

[Susie Q]

How fast do hotcakes sell?

[SoCalChelle]

Why does a dog get mad when you blow in its face, but likes riding in the car with his head out the window?

[SoCalChelle]

How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[ELVIS]

Because your breath stinks...

Dog's have a superior sense of smell...

[SoCalChelle]

Hey! Be nice, dammit! :p

[Ozzy Fudd]

why do homo's ssssssssssssssspeak with a lissssssssssp ???

[Susie Q]

Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?

[ELVIS]

What is chucking wood ??

[Susie Q]

Do birds pee?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ELVIS
What is chucking wood ??

I have no idea

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Do birds pee?

Yes, I have a parrot...

[YankeeRose]

"What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?"

[YankeeRose]

"What if c-a-t really spelled dog?"

[Ozzy Fudd]

If E=Mc 2 then What's the deal with this so called advanced space project think about that for a minute. your head would ache.

[YankeeRose]

If 2 is company, and 3 is a crowd...what are 4 and 5?

[SoCalChelle]

Do bald people get dandruff?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
If 2 is company, and 3 is a crowd...what are 4 and 5?

Numbers

[SoCalChelle]

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Do bald people get dandruff?


Yes

[Warham]

How much wood can you chug...I mean chuck?

:D

[SoCalChelle]

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

[Warham]

Sure...

Morpheus in the Matrix.

[SoCalChelle]

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

[Warham]

Rhetorical question, perhaps?

:D

[SoCalChelle]

Could be :D

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

[Warham]

They have a good sense of humor?

[SoCalChelle]

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Numbers

no...4 and 5 are 9...:D

[Warham]

Oui, Mademoiselle!

[SoCalChelle]

Can mute people burp?

[Ozzy Fudd]

If a woman has a yeast infection then uses one of those pads with baking powder, will she make a loaf of bread ?

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO!

[Warham]

Would that be considered a quick-bake oven?

[lionsfan]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

The aircraft would be too heavy to fly.

[YankeeRose]

If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

[SoCalChelle]

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

[Warham]

I've never called it an ATM machine, but I have called it a PIN number.

[SoCalChelle]

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

[Susie Q]

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
;)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
;)

LOL, ask Rikk :D

[YankeeRose]

How is it that people can listen to Van Hagar without it making their ears bleed?




:D

[SoCalChelle]

Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

[Susie Q]

Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

[Susie Q]

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

[Susie Q]

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

ROTFLMAO! I like this one! Oh...how true....

[Susie Q]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

[SoCalChelle]

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

[Susie Q]

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?

[YankeeRose]

Why is it when people barely eat anything they are "eating like a bird", but a bird really eats approximately 8 times it's weight daily?

[Susie Q]

Chelle...what would happen if we made this the biggest thread in the army?

[SoCalChelle]

LOL :D

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

[Susie Q]

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?

[SoCalChelle]

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

[Dr. Love]

Where are my cheetos? And why is my dick orange?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Where are my cheetos? And why is my dick orange?

I would say you ate all your cheetos with your mouth and gave yourself a hummer in the process. :o

[Susie Q]

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

[Susie Q]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

[Susie Q]

Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

[Susie Q]

What's the opposite of opposite?

[Susie Q]

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

[Susie Q]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

[Dr. Love]

I want my fuckin' cheetos.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
What's the opposite of opposite?

Same! Finally, I know the answer!

[SoCalChelle]

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[SoCalChelle]

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

[YankeeRose]

How can anyone trust their kids to a man that runs around the world with a glove on one hand singing "Beat It"?

[SoCalChelle]

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: rub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

[freak]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Motor oil does not come from motors...

It comes from babies???

*Looks at AutoZone receipt*

Imagine my guilt.

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Or do dyslexics?

[SoCalChelle]

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

[navybabyjosh]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?

lb. is short for libra, the Latin word for a weight that was approximately a pound.

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

I imagine it's because of how they get on your nerves for those 364 days.

The milk carton lottery.

My mother played it religiously.

Don't cry for me though. I learned how to eat around the razor blades....eventually.

[SoCalChelle]

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

[navybabyjosh]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

TO COVER THEIR BUTTS!

[SoCalChelle]

LOL, good point :D

[SoCalChelle]

Where'd Susie go?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
I want my fuckin' cheetos.

Grab some damn doritos and call it a love story already!:p

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

Because doped up babies are farking dangerous behind the wheel.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Where'd Susie go?

I was reading PM's and answering them. :)

[Susie Q]

Why is this thread getting attention and katy did isn't?

[navybabyjosh]

If you cut down all but one tree in a rainforest is that tree
called a rain tree?

[Susie Q]

How come I only have 23 votes?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
I was reading PM's and answering them. :)

Glad you're back...I can't make this the longest thread at Army without ya.. :D

[SoCalChelle]

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How come I only have 23 votes?

You have 24 now. Stop whining.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
You have 24 now. Stop whining.

You sure?

[freak]

To shut down Windows, why do you have to click the Start button?

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You sure?

Unless my vote was counted in Florida, yes.

[SoCalChelle]

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

[Susie Q]

I think freak is on the same webpage as I was....?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Unless my vote was counted in Florida, yes.

ROTFLMAO! :p

[SoCalChelle]

Is it crazythoughts.com?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

It explodes, like mission impossible. :eek:

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
I think freak is on the same webpage as I was....?


Uhhhhh....this one?
Yes.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Is it crazythoughts.com?

naw...I lost it. Cause I closed out the page n' stuff

[SoCalChelle]

that sucks

Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Uhhhhh....this one?
Yes.

Ummm...no...I can't find it now. :(

[SoCalChelle]

Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

[freak]

Why do I only have 19 votes.

*Taps foot*

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?


or regardless and irregardless

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Ummm...no...I can't find it now. :(

google "life's unanswered questions" ;)


What does OK actually mean?

[navybabyjosh]

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
or regardless and irregardless

irregardless isn't a word ;)

[navybabyjosh]

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

[navybabyjosh]

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO! :D

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why do I only have 19 votes.

*Taps foot*

You have 20 ;):p

[freak]

Why does my cat litter, which comes in a plastic bucket, have a picture of a baby submerged in it head first and a big red x over it?

[navybabyjosh]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

[YankeeRose]

dammit...I forgot what I was gonna say...

[navybabyjosh]

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
google "life's unanswered questions" ;)


What does OK actually mean?

That's IT...yah yah... :)

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
You have 20 ;):p

No I don't!?!?!?!
Ralph Nader stole my vote!!!!!!!!!!
No...wait....Nevermind

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why does my cat litter, which comes in a plastic bucket, have a picture of a baby submerged in it head first and a big red x over it?

ewwwww, I dunno.

[navybabyjosh]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

[Susie Q]

How's come if'n ya don't change the cat litter it smells like a gas leak?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by freak
Why does my cat litter, which comes in a plastic bucket, have a picture of a baby submerged in it head first and a big red x over it?

WTF?? :D

[navybabyjosh]

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your butt?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How's come if'n ya don't change the cat litter it smells like a gas leak?


to torment the carpet installer....

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by navybabyjosh
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Hmm....good question. How's come men like to smell their own farts?

[freak]

Originally posted by navybabyjosh
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Because pointing to your crotch is open to interpretations one might find disturbing.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
to torment the carpet installer....

hehehehe!! Awwww....poor poor Rosie. :(

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO.....Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Hmm....good question. How's come men like to smell their own farts?

Uhhhh...I don't
At least I don't think I did.
I lost my sense of smell 21 years ago.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by freak
Uhhhh...I don't
At least I don't think I did.
I lost my sense of smell 21 years ago.


If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

[navybabyjosh]

If you join alcoholics annonymous do you just drink under a different name?

[SoCalChelle]

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Nervous when working on natural gas lines or drinking questionable milk.

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Susie Q
hehehehe!! Awwww....poor poor Rosie. :(

thanx for the sympathy...it sux to pull out the old carpet and it's so wet it leaves a trail behind you and it bubbles up through the floorboards and your ol man won't let you even go down the hallway cause it'll make you gag and their socks have a black outline for their foot and these are people that go into private homes and care for the elderly and infirmed...

sorry to rant but that was some nasty fuckin carpet.

[SoCalChelle]

LOL :)

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

[navybabyjosh]

SOOO... WHY DID THAT CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

[SoCalChelle]

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

[freak]

Originally posted by navybabyjosh
SOOO... WHY DID THAT CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

To show the possum it could be done.

What does 'FUCK OFF' mean, exactly and why is it an insult?

[Susie Q]

Gawd Rosie....ewwwwww....Girlfriend, anytime you need to vent....you know where I'll be. Either here or in that DAMN tetris game. :cool:

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
To show the possum it could be done.

What does 'FUCK OFF' mean, exactly and why is it an insult?

Better yet....what does FUCK mean, and where was it first uttered?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by navybabyjosh
SOOO... WHY DID THAT CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

For that matter..why did the Turkey cross the road?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

[Susie Q]

How come we are only on page 7? :(

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Gawd Rosie....ewwwwww....Girlfriend, anytime you need to vent....you know where I'll be. Either here or in that DAMN tetris game. :cool:

thanx darlin'

[SoCalChelle]

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Better yet....what does FUCK mean, and where was it first uttered?

Fuck...For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge...

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How come we are only on page 7? :(

I'm doing the best I can LOL

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Better yet....what does FUCK mean, and where was it first uttered?

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

It's Elizibethan I think

[Susie Q]

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

[SoCalChelle]

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

[freak]

Why does Wendys demand you order food from the drive through window in a car? They won't serve you if you walk up or use a bike.

[SoCalChelle]

If the Stealth Bomber crashed in the woods, would it make a sound?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

It's Elizibethan I think

I wouldn't have known that cause I am not a Sammy Hagar fan! :p

[YankeeRose]

If Bleu Cheese is made of mold, how do you know when it goes bad?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why does Wendys demand you order food from the drive through window in a car? They won't serve you if you walk up or use a bike.

YAH! How come! Man....I could go for a classic single with cheese and a small chocolate frosty about now...

[SoCalChelle]

Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

[Susie Q]

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

LMAO!

What is cheese culture?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

[SoCalChelle]

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

They used up all the lemons making dish soap?

Why is ground up beef called hamburger and ground up pig called sausage?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me"?

[SoCalChelle]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[YankeeRose]

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me"?

Because saying "You just made me piss myself" is rude and embarassing.

Uhhhhh...damn...I had one and it just went *poof*...Need more coffee

[SoCalChelle]

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

[Susie Q]

For ELVIS:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

[freak]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it called menopause when it makes us run for our lives?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Susie Q
For ELVIS:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

oooooh, good one :)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by freak
Why is it called menopause when it makes us run for our lives?

LMAO! :D

When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?

[Susie Q]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! How many of us are GUILTY of this one! I know I am! HAHAHA!!:D

[SoCalChelle]

I do that all the time!!!

[freak]

Why is it called a blow job?
Really...Why?

[SoCalChelle]

This one's kinda weird (yeah, like the rest of them AREN'T?)...

Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why is it called menopause when it makes us run for our lives?

Cause you men PAUSE in fear knowing what mood swings and life crisis' we will unleash upon you. ;)

[freak]

If you follow the directions on shampoo, how do you know when to stop?

[SoCalChelle]

Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?

[SoCalChelle]

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

[freak]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Cause you men PAUSE in fear knowing what mood swings and life crisis' we will unleash upon you. ;)


Honey, I don't pause.
I quickly remember something that I need to do far far away.

(My ex was starting that. And she was/is a scizophrenic. ...Good times)

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why is it called a blow job?
Really...Why?

I dunno...cause...well...unless you use that certain flavored stuff and go down on 'em then blow on it, afterwards...I have no idea then....:eek:

[SoCalChelle]

Can blind people see their dreams?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
If you follow the directions on shampoo, how do you know when to stop?

ah yes....

[SoCalChelle]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

[freak]

Why is it called Rock and Roll?

[Susie Q]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? **

[SoCalChelle]

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

[freak]

Why do people stumble through a pitch black room with their eyes closed?

[Susie Q]

How come I am yawning and my eyes are watering?

[Susie Q]

How come I cross 3 counties last night looking for a place to party, and finally ended up seeing a Pink Floyd Tribute band?

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Susie Q
How come I am yawning and my eyes are watering?

cuz you're sleepy

[freak]

Why hasn't katydid shown up yet?

[Susie Q]

Where's Kane?! SAY IT!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why hasn't katydid shown up yet?

Maybe we can keep her out of this thread and make her jealous and do the "PAGE 80" thing that she likes to do on each page?

[freak]

Why do women wear low cut dresses to show cleavage and pumps to make their legs shapelier then get mad when we stare at them?

[freak]

Why do many women randomly choose to interpret no as no... then as yes?

Do they think we are psychic?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why do women wear low cut dresses to show cleavage and pumps to make their legs shapelier then get mad when we stare at them?

Yah, who do they dress up for, if not for the man? We don't need to impress each other. :o

[freak]

Why do fireworks come with a warning that they may explode?

[Susie Q]

freak....I think we fakkin' lost them.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by freak
Why do fireworks come with a warning that they may explode?

HAHAHA there's a good one!