The Best Thing About Being A Guy---

[Sweet Irony]

What is it----jumping in the pool and not worrying about your hair or makeup?

Saying 'Im a red blooded male' to make excuses for certain things?
;)

Two words---"NO PERIODS"


That neat tool you carry around??

Why are you guys glad to be guys?


Whatever the answer, IM glad youre guys.....:D

[smaz]

I'm guessing for later on in life.....
Not having to look after the kids 24/7 - feeding 'em, taking 'em to school, tidying up after em..............

[David Van Via]

I like being a man because, so in the future I can complain how much pain childbirth was for me.

I asked my dad how childbirth was for him and the look on my mums face when he said "It was hard I had to wait on 1 chair for 13 hours".

Plus don't have to breast feed or anything. Man when comes to being a man or a woman, being a man is like Easy mode on a computer game.

[guwapo_rocker]

Peeing standing up.:D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Peeing standing up.:D

Shit how could I forget that. That's the main advantage of being a male. Have a vote.

[guwapo_rocker]

Thanks....back at ya!

[lms2]

girls can pee standing up

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
girls can pee standing up

Show me.:D

[WARF]

I like being able to piss on the sidewalk.... whenever I feel like it...

[freak]

Originally posted by WARF
I like being able to piss on the sidewalk.... whenever I feel like it...

Not like girl's can't do that, though.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
girls can pee standing up

Without filling their shoes up?

[lms2]

I didn't say we did it perfectly... :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by WARF
I like being able to piss on the sidewalk.... whenever I feel like it...

I'm sagitarius, half man half horse so I have a license to shit in the street...

[pete]

Jah
Guru
Deva
OHM

nothings gonna change my perm

[freak]

*Blatant grab for brownie points*

The best part of being a man is being blessed by the mere presence of women :)

[pete]

turds are flowing out like enemas into a paper cup.

[freak]

Originally posted by pete
turds are flowing out like enemas into a paper cup.

Damn, man!

Grab your geetar and let's put some music on that bad boy!

[lms2]

Originally posted by freak
*Blatant grab for brownie points*

The best part of being a man is being blessed by the mere presence of women :)

If I could vote for you again, I would. :D

[GAR]

Originally posted by lms2
If I could vote for you again, I would. :D

If not the best thing its up there pretty far;

One grate thing about being a dude is that we were made in the image of G-d UNLIKE stupid fuckin' chicks. Who know shit, look like shit and can't last for shit doing shit things on the shit list that need to be done to make life worth a shit.

Not to say, "chicks ain't worth a shit cuz they aint made in the image of G-d" however.. when I crack some gas? You're smelling a little more closer to Heaven than you thought possible. And I think I can find the book, chapter & verse if I borrow a concordance.

[CROWBAR]

now thatz funny right there:D

i don't care who you are!

[Panamark]

Having a Penis !!

[Panamark]

Also - I like not having to wax or shave my body !!!

[Coyote]

The best thing about being a guy? Not having to read "Cosmo" or some other mag to get tips on how to dress snazzy.

[pete]

I like blowing a wad on a chicks face.

Why do woman like it so much?

[freak]

Originally posted by pete
I like blowing a wad on a chicks face.

Why do woman like it so much?

Maybe for the same reasons that most like to be held down.

[lms2]

Originally posted by GAR
If not the best thing its up there pretty far;

One grate thing about being a dude is that we were made in the image of G-d UNLIKE stupid fuckin' chicks. Who know shit, look like shit and can't last for shit doing shit things on the shit list that need to be done to make life worth a shit.

Not to say, "chicks ain't worth a shit cuz they aint made in the image of G-d" however.. when I crack some gas? You're smelling a little more closer to Heaven than you thought possible. And I think I can find the book, chapter & verse if I borrow a concordance.


Theres always a rough draft before the final copy.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Panamark
Having a Penis !!


Yes but most men only have one... women on the other hand.

And Panamark.. this is not directed at you, I think you're stellar, but as for a few others... all I can say is just because you have dick doesn't mean you have to act like one! :D

[pete]

oh yes it does.

you wouldn't have it any other way.

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
all I can say is just because you have dick doesn't mean you have to act like one! :D

You have to take the good with the bad, dear.

Think about it. Take every trait from a man , leaving only his penis, and you are left with a hairdresser who thinks girls are icky.

[lms2]

It does make for interesting coversation. Whats life without a little conflict?

and kudos for not coming back with the vice versa bit. ;)

[pete]

One thing I like about being a man is making woman pussy-fart.

20 something years later, it always brings a good laugh.

[GAR]

Originally posted by freak
..girls are icky.

Misspelling?

Did you mean "girls are sticky"?

[CROWBAR]

yes, the pussy queef! TOTALLY HILARIOUS after all these years! :D

air in tha box

[pete]

It never gets old!!!!

LOL

[Dan]

Originally posted by pete
It never gets old!!!!

LOL

God bless Pussy farts.

[pete]

It's a classic

much like a fat girl joke I've heard over the years.

"Mopeds are like fat girls - Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen on one" :)

[Sweet Irony]

Well, I gotta admit---you guys got me there!! lol
Good things I never wouldve thought of!! :D

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by pete
It's a classic

much like a fat girl joke I've heard over the years.

"Mopeds are like fat girls - Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen on one" :)

DAMN!! I ain't heard that in years!!! I'm rollin!:D