Ask Splooge Da Hamster

[Splooge]

Got a problem? Fak you!

http://www.muenster.org/la-nachwuchs/hamsterg.jpg

Just Kidding! Run it by me, maybe I can help


:D

[freak]

Originally posted by Splooge
Got a problem? Fak you!

http://www.muenster.org/la-nachwuchs/hamsterg.jpg

Just Kidding! Run it by me, maybe I can help


:D

Wow! You got out of the glue-board!
How'd you do it?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by freak
Wow! You got out of the glue-board!
How'd you do it?

Notice I am missing the ends of my fingers on my right hand??

Had to chew 'em off fak!

[Rikk]

SPLOOGE, why do you hate AIR so much?

[freak]

Like I told you over at tormentedvhfans, Splooge, Air was really cool before being sent to re-education camp.

He may snap out of it now that he's escaped.

I better go back before the guards find out i'm not there. If they discover me missing, i'll go to re-education camp. I don't wanna go! I don't wanna wear the silly pants!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
SPLOOGE, why do you hate AIR so much?

Air is a Hagarita Fagarita Pussy!!

Nuff said!!:p

[Splooge]

Originally posted by freak
Like I told you over at tormentedvhfans, Splooge, Air was really cool before being sent to re-education camp.

He may snap out of it now that he's escaped.

I better go back before the guards find out i'm not there. If they discover me missing, i'll go to re-education camp. I don't wanna go! I don't wanna wear the silly pants!

Be safe my friend!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Splooge
Air is a Hagarita Fagarita Pussy!!

Nuff said!!:p

You suck SPLOOGE. WACF sucks, and so do you. I think I'm going to go listen to FOR UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE...a masterful rock album.:eek:

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
You suck SPLOOGE. WACF sucks, and so do you. I think I'm going to go listen to FOR UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE...a masterful rock album.:eek:

I love the way you lisp when you get angry red rocker

knob gobbler. Now get outa my thread, I'm here to help

people not listen to your Hagarita crap!!

[freak]

Originally posted by Splooge
I love the way you lisp when you get angry red rocker

knob gobbler. Now get outa my thread, I'm here to help

people not listen to your Hagarita crap!!

In music class, we learned that Wabarita is a Spanish word that means,
"Holy fuck, my ears are bleeding"

[Splooge]

Originally posted by freak
In music class, we learned that Wabarita is a Spanish word that means,
"Holy fuck, my ears are bleeding"

Veeeery Interesting!!!

I always thought it meant girls that dig badly dressed gay clowns.

[freak]

Originally posted by Splooge
Veeeery Interesting!!!

I always thought it meant girls that dig badly dressed gay clowns.

That's Hagarita - Your original usage.

There's another, similar, word that means "Bass player with excessive body hair" but I can't remember it.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by freak
That's Hagarita - Your original usage.

There's another, similar, word that means "Bass player with excessive body hair" but I can't remember it.

Mona?? Fak ack.

[Splooge]

http://www.johnkalodner.com/MonaJDK.jpg

Which one's Mona??

[Phil theStalker]

Spoooge, tell mmme Grimsdale's gruesome death.



X(

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Spoooge, tell mmme Grimsdale's gruesome death.



X(

Where's Splooge?

[freak]

Originally posted by Splooge
http://www.johnkalodner.com/MonaJDK.jpg

Which one's Mona??

Twins?

This is hard. Is it the one wearing Sammy Hagar's pants?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by freak
Twins?

This is hard. Is it the one wearing Sammy Hagar's pants?

Apparantly 1 of 'em is a chick...fak me.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Where's Splooge?

Someone said Grimsdale....I'm behind the fridge...let me know

if he's carrying a Marmite jar!!

[freak]

Originally posted by Splooge
Someone said Grimsdale....I'm behind the fridge...let me know

if he's carrying a Marmite jar!!

He has something in his hand...It's definitely not a jar. Judging by what it is, he's very happy to see you.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Splooge
Someone said Grimsdale....I'm behind the fridge...let me know

if he's carrying a Marmite jar!!

..just answer da fakking qwestion, ya fakking talking rodent !




X(

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Spoooge, tell mmme Grimsdale's gruesome death.



X(

I'm seeing a faking terrible accident involving Grims

knackers and a large glue board.

[Susie Q]

Dear Splooge,
I want you for a pet, cause you are damn cute. What other tricks do you do besides lift weights and sing?

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/CatCarrier.jpg

Where can I get one of these.

:p

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Dear Splooge,
I want you for a pet, cause you are damn cute. What other tricks do you do besides lift weights and sing?

I lik pussy like you wouldn't believe....Ironic....

Fak I hate kats!!!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/CatCarrier.jpg

Where can I get one of these.

:p

I would like to help ya but I can't see the Fakking pic!!

[Rikk]

SPLOOGE, why have you been offering more services to Chelle's site than this one? Don't hamsters like the Army? There are lots of nice female cadets here.

[lms2]

I guess when you said you liked red heads, this isn't what you meant.

:(

[Rikk]

Is that the Sammy-version of a hamster?

[freak]

Originally posted by Rikk
SPLOOGE, why have you been offering more services to Chelle's site than this one? Don't hamsters like the Army? There are lots of nice female cadets here.

Maybe he enjoys the peace and quiet over there.

Hamsters are kinda high strung, you know. Sudden loud noise and KABAM apeshit hamster.

There has never been a loud noise over there as far as I can tell.

Never.

No noise at all.

[Rikk]

Definitely no noise. That place is as exciting as an Alan Thicke film festival.:D

[freak]

Originally posted by Rikk
Definitely no noise. That place is as exciting as an Alan Thicke film festival.:D

I'd log back in and see what's going on over there, but I'm afraid of losing consciousness again.

She must gas the place or something.

[Rikk]

They hand out valiums at the door when you enter. Mind you, they don't need valium. Have you seen some of the topics? And these people are actually EXCITED by the new tour. I hope SPLOOGE teaches them a lesson. AIR tried...but his services were not desired.:(

[freak]

Originally posted by Rikk
They hand out valiums at the door when you enter. Mind you, they don't need valium. Have you seen some of the topics? And these people are actually EXCITED by the new tour. I hope SPLOOGE teaches them a lesson. AIR tried...but his services were not desired.:(

Perhaps Air and Splooge together would have shook up things too much. Maybe members' sensibilities would be rattled so much that they would never wake up when naptime is over. (As near as I can tell, naptime hasn't ended yet. I may be wrong but I doubt it.)

I palmed my valium.

You have to remember, these people have been lost in their own alternate reality for a long time. To them, it's 5150 time still.

Maybe Splooge can spread truth gently so as not to give them coronaries.

[lms2]

I think he has been gentle. I think it is kind of funny to see the difference in the way the same people post there and here. Does anyone actually have one identity and play themselves anymore?

[freak]

Originally posted by lms2
I think he has been gentle. I think it is kind of funny to see the difference in the way the same people post there and here. Does anyone actually have one identity and play themselves anymore?

*Raises Hand*

Well, I use the same alias anyway. As for playing myself on the internet, I'm not talking :)

[lms2]

I guess who I really am is complicated enough... I don't feel like putting enough effort into being someone else when I am on here. Just a little bit more of me than I am really really.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/CatCarrier.jpg

Where can I get one of these.

:p

Ask PETA.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
SPLOOGE, why have you been offering more services to Chelle's site than this one? Don't hamsters like the Army? There are lots of nice female cadets here.

What the Fak are you on about Spam lover??

I post more here than I do there!!

Get on yer Bad Motor Pooper and ride ride ride.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by lms2
Does anyone actually have one identity and play themselves anymore?

Me!

[Stella]

Originally posted by Splooge
Me!

I like a rodent that is unafraid to let his true colors show. :D

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Stella
I like a rodent that is unafraid to let his true colors show. :D

awwww lookit splooge! A playmate!! :D

[freak]

Hamster porn. Great.
Who didn't see this coming?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
I like a rodent that is unafraid to let his true colors show. :D

Hubba Hubba....what's up chicky??

[Stella]

not much, just hanging around

[Splooge]

Fak, how did I end up in Montana?? Must have made a wrong turn...

I met this hottie in North Dakota last night. This was taken this

morning....hehehehehehe:sex:

[Stella]

.

[Splooge]

Hey what up Stella??

[Stella]

rough night splooge?

Q: What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?


A: Sir!

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMAO Splooge for Mod! I think a new "hamsta" may be joining the fray soon ;) .

[Bill Lumbergh]

Jesus Christ, get a room you two!

[Stella]

where does the nastiness come from?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
rough night splooge?

Q: What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?


A: Sir!

I thought so until I read this....

http://www.jeugfokus.org.za/Pictures/Pret/Hamster.jpg

Fak...some guys have all the luck!!!!!

What does a cat look like after you piss in his Tender Vittles??
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
v

http://www.beonline.org.uk/opencms/opencms/system/galleries/pics/beonline_general/funny_cat.jpg

[Stella]

I will never look at guinea pigs the same way again.... but I will be looking. :D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
I will never look at guinea pigs the same way again.... but I will be looking. :D

You like to watch Stella??

By the way I'm cute as a hamster but hung like a guinea pig!!!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
LMAO Splooge for Mod! I think a new "hamsta" may be joining the fray soon ;) .

Hmmmmmmm......

[Bill Lumbergh]

Splooge I have an important question.........who is this Rikk fucker and when will he go away?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Splooge I have an important question.........who is this Rikk fucker and when will he go away?

Rikk aka Air is a closet Hagar admirer dispatched here from the links

to destroy the Army.

http://spy.sci.univr.it/spy/spy-spesso.gif

Beware, he is one dangerous Fakker.

He will only go away when others wise up to his motives.

Splooge has spoken.

[Stella]

Cute like a gerbil, hung like a guinea pig, acts like a rat. My kinda rodent.

Watching is for birds.

[Splooge]

You're welcome to run with Splooge babe....but I can't be tied down!!!

[Stella]

Not into bondage eh splooge?

[Splooge]

I don't mind it rough babe, but I don't have many more digits

I can chew off. But you are welcome to nibble on one of mine.

[Stella]

Are you sure your a hamster... you kinda sound like a rat.

[Splooge]

I'm a gangsta hamsta who likes to wanksta.

Ya got a problem wid dat?

[Stella]

ohh baby.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
ohh baby.

Hey hey hey hey....don't mees up the hair woman!!!!

[Stella]

Your hair should be the least of your worries baby.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Your hair should be the least of your worries baby.

Fak you're one horny hamster biotch!! :D

[David Van Via]

These two hamsters are just made for each other. The perfect couple.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by David Van Via
These two hamsters are just made for each other. The perfect couple.

Fak thanks...here's a vote.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Splooge
Fak thanks...here's a vote.

Thank you very much sir. Right back at you!

[Stella]

hmph. Try telling him that! I caught him with this two just the other day.

[Stella]

but for you,

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
hmph. Try telling him that! I caught him with this two just the other day.

Ohh splooge is being naughty. Oh well Stella for this shocking display of behavior splooge has shown, you can have a vote!

[Stella]

Why thank you. And if you look anything like your avatar.... you can have two!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Why thank you. And if you look anything like your avatar.... you can have two!

If I don't, can I have one. Oh wait you gave me one Thank You.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
hmph. Try telling him that! I caught him with these two just the other day.

Ha yes sista hamsta ho's!! What a night fak!!:splooge:

[Stella]

Do you at least look like this?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Do you at least look like this?

Who's that fag?

[Stella]

oh, nobody...:D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
oh, nobody...:D

Who the fak's the fuzzy fag BIOTCH!! :anger:

[Stella]

Splooge! He's just a friend. ;)

[Splooge]

Suuuuuuure he is... You playin' me??

[Stella]

You are the one who said "couldn't be tied down". Do you really mind if i have a few other friends?

[Splooge]

Fak, fak fak fak

http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_fight1.jpg

You're dead dude!!!

[Stella]

Silly Hamster.

[Splooge]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!
http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_sandbath.jpg
Later loser!!

[Stella]

:cry:

[Splooge]

Sorry babe but I had to off the punk you're my woman!!

Listen....Lumbergh's trying to exploit us!!

[Stella]

You're just mad because he thinks i'm sexy. :D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
You're just mad because he thinks i'm sexy. :D

WHAT!!!!!

[Stella]

Splooge, think about it. You are the only one for me... I mean, a human? Thats just gross.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Splooge, think about it. You are the only one for me... I mean, a human? Thats just gross.

Ya had me worried babe!!

I'm more fun than LIMPbergh.:D

http://www.bitboard.com/bootcamp2003/ANGIE%20SCOTT%20FUNNY.jpg

If ya know what I mean.:D

[Stella]

You know it baby.

[Splooge]

Okay.

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by freak
In music class, we learned that Wabarita is a Spanish word that means,
"Holy fuck, my ears are bleeding"

ROTFLMAO!! I think I've just found my new sig line!:D

[Splooge]

Wabarita?? Nooooooooooo............

http://www.aat.eku.edu/Com/Home/Brass/GABBF2001/Parade/HoldingEars2372.JPG

It's Fakking abuse!!!!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Stella
You know it baby.

awwwwwwwwww :)

[Reverberator]

Hello and good evening and welcome to blind fak .

Da da dad da daa daada adada adddada .

tonight hosted by your friendly dumpmiester REVVY .

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC ( Applause )

So number one , what is your name and where do you come from ?

[pete]

Originally posted by Splooge
I love the way you lisp when you get angry red rocker

knob gobbler. Now get outa my thread, I'm here to help

people not listen to your Hagarita crap!!

pure GR.

:D

[Reverberator]

Dr Arvi von beast solves problems ,

he's a fakker (c)

Vote for Grimsdale 2004 .

Ain't that right sploodge .

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Hello and good evening and welcome to blind fak .

Da da dad da daa daada adada adddada .

tonight hosted by your friendly dumpmiester REVVY .

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC ( Applause )

So number one , what is your name and where do you come from ?

The name's Splooge the Gangsta Wanksta Hamsta.....I live

behind the fridge. Fak sue me I'm only 2.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Dr Arvi von beast solves problems ,

he's a fakker (c)

Vote for Grimsdale 2004 .

Ain't that right sploodge .

He's my shrink!

[Stella]

:)

[Splooge]

:D

[Stella]

Hey baby, whats up? ;) ;)

NOW GO WASH OFF MY TOUR BUS!

[Splooge]

Never leave the keys in the bus Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

[Stella]

Now this looks much better.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Oh by the way Stella, here's your pay for the last three months of touring.............don't spend it all in one place hon!

[Stella]

I shoulda been in the movies. :(

[Bill Lumbergh]

Oh, I have an exclusive deal with Vivid Video lined up..........the first one starts shooting next week "Hamstas in Ho Land"..........make sure to shave.

[Splooge]

Fak I don't think so!!!!!

[Stella]

I thought you wanted me to shave...?

[Stella]

Do you think I look better as a blonde?

[Splooge]

Blonde, redhaed, it's all good.

Let's steal some catnip and get fakked up!!

[Stella]

Too much cat nip can't be good for a hamster... look what it does to cats!

[Splooge]

Holy crap!!!

Dig in baby!!!

[Stella]

LMLHAO (laughing my little hamster ass off) But...you remember last time don't you?

[Splooge]

Actually,,,,no....

[Stella]

...

[David Van Via]

Here you go have another present.

So Stella is the tour bus doing the job well enough? it wasn't easy to get the original owner to sell it.

[Stella]

David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!


Well thank you very much baby. Oh the guy who gave me the tour bus also gave me a holiday home, I'm a bit big for it so you can have it Stella:

[David Van Via]

Oh well that's me broke 'till payday. There's some more catnip in the kitchen :D. ENJOY!

[Stella]

You really are just the sweetest. I almost forgive you for voting for Splooge. ;)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Stella
David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!

Great news Stella.........just booked you for the 2004 Hamster Fest Nuts n Nachos Stadium Festival Tour.........You go on right before Ricky The One Nutted Paraplegic Hamsta. Oh, and no, you can't have that extra five dollars you've been asking for. Your last album barely went gold, I mean I'm barely getting by myself........look at this shack I'm BARELY squeezing into!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
You really are just the sweetest. I almost forgive you for voting for Splooge. ;)

Almost.... So what do I have to do, to make up for my horrible betrayal? I'll do almost anything. I'm Sorry.

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Almost.... So what do I have to do, to make up for my horrible betrayal? I'll do almost anything. I'm Sorry.

How could anyone ever stay mad at you? Of course I forgive you. I was kidding. ;) (But helping me find a new agent couldn't hurt. I'm telling you, that one is really pushing it.)

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
How could anyone ever stay mad at you? Of course I forgive you. I was kidding. ;) (But helping me find a new agent couldn't hurt. I'm telling you, that one is really pushing it.)

I'll do my best. But Bill has connections in high up places.

[tydhurst]

Surreal, Just surreal. Hamsters are great though. They deserve shoes to live in and tour busses!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
Surreal, Just surreal. Hamsters are great though. They deserve shoes to live in and tour busses!

They certainly are my good man. You should give Stella a vote for having to work so damn hard.

[tydhurst]

Done and done!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Read the fine print Stella............

[Bill Lumbergh]

...............not that I would EVER threaten you babe!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Alright, alright.............surprise!!!!!!!!!!!

[Splooge]

Fak leave my woman alone Limpbergh!!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Alright, alright.............surprise!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill is being nice. that's beautiful (no expense spared). Jesus she'll have more houses the you soon.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Bill is being nice. that's beautiful (no expense spared). Jesus she'll have more houses the you soon.

Don't worry...........I'll sure as hell make sure she EARNS that home.........her last album barely outsold BOBW for christsake!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Splooge
Fak leave my woman alone Limpbergh!!

Before me she was playing hole in the wall places............LITERALLY! Now she's playing huge gig's.........so she's on the road 355 days a year.........we ll have to make sacrifices! You'd better watch yourself...........

[Splooge]

Watch your step!!

http://www.tiggypig.com/acatalog/jailhouse150.jpg

I have friends in low places!!

[Stella]

Originally posted by tydhurst
Done and done!

Thank you for your support. Hamsters tend to grown on ya after a while... ;)

[Stella]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Read the fine print Stella............

But, I can't read....:(

You should be ashamed of taking advantage of a little hamster like me. But thank you for the most spacious home. The kids were getting a little cramped.

[Stella]

:D Splooge... you know Bill could never hold a candle to you ;)

[Splooge]

Fak he can't hold my jock strap!!

[Stella]

You wear one of those?

[Stella]

Did I mention that I have been contacted about a new gig?

[MAX]

Jeeze,

I'll gladly pay for both of your feed if you two rodents would use your natural talents and help out in THE PEN!!!!! The unique talent is sorely missed!!!! :(

Otherwise, I happen to know a python who is verrrrry hungry. ;) :eek:

[tydhurst]

I know a cat who likes crisps!

His name's Basil.

Sorry, i won't talk about cats.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by tydhurst
I know a cat who likes crisps!

His name's Basil.

Sorry, i won't talk about cats.

Fak....I like crispy cats!!!:D

[Splooge]

Fak!! Here kitty kitty!! (http://www.dotdrive.com/media/FunnyCats.mpeg)

[Splooge]

.

[Stella]

kitty titties!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
kitty titties!

That's just disturbing.

[tydhurst]

I cought a guy looking at Animal Porn once. Me and his girlfriend found it in his History on his PC. Specific searches for "Free anal sex with Animals" and other type things. His girlfriend cried. I laughed.

His excuse was "I was just curious"

Sick bastard!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
I cought a guy looking at Animal Porn once. Me and his girlfriend found it in his History on his PC. Specific searches for "Free anal sex with Animals" and other type things. His girlfriend cried. I laughed.

His excuse was "I was just curious"

Sick bastard!

UGH, I can't believe that people actually look at that sick shit. Oh well all you can do is laugh. I wish I could have been there to see the reaction of his girlfriend :D!!!

[Stella]

Those kitties are decently covered, what could possibly be pornographic about that? Are either of you harboring fantasies you need to tell us about?

This is porn.

[Stella]

as is this...

[Stella]

THIS is disgusting...

[Splooge]

Hubba Hubba!!

[Reverberator]

For every season Gurn , Gurn , Gurn .