Jeanne - FUCK

[pete]

It looks like are luck has run out in South Florida.

Hold on tight Warf!!!

[WARF]

It never ends!

[guwapo_rocker]

Again......stay safe guys!!

[Rikk]

Stay safe, hombres.

[Switch84]

:eek: Yeah, hang tight, Warf Baby! It looks like Jeanne will kiss coastal Georgia, too! Hang on, Savannah!


Jeebs, hurricane season isn't over until November!


Give me snow, ANYDAY!

[WARF]

Im not even boardin' up the windows anymore... fuck it...

I've lasted through 3 already...

[twonabomber]

at what point does one say "fuck it, i'm moving out of Florida?"

[pete]

I'll let you know ..........shortly

[Mezro]

Take care down there guys.

Mezro...move to SF...we only have to worry about earthquakes...and tranny hookers...and super high rentals...

[WARF]

Here is the latest from hurricane Jeanne 4:20 P.M. National Smokeout Time!

http://image.weather.com/images/maps/tropical/spec_trop2_720x486.jpg

[Jano]

Be safe Dave's fan from Florida!!

[GAR]

NAH play it dangerous, WARF.. remember what I said about the human kite trick..

[Dan]

Be safe guys.

[Sweet Irony]

I have a feeling that there could be a natural disaster/hurricane/landslide what the fuck ever God sends....and WARF will be here posting about it , even in the year 2025! :D
Hang in there Warfeous...I sure hope its not too hard on you...and same to all our other Floridians...



PS DAMN! That PICTURE! If thats not the PD caption pic of all time----'Little Orphan Sammy'!!! DLRI all over again! Thanks for the smile! ;)

[Susie Q]

Hang tight boys. I think we will be saying this for a while, unfortunately. You guys HAVE GOT to have a sense of humor, or in the very least BIG BALLS to stay livin' la vida loca in Florida.

Gimme my Nor' Easters anyday. Gimme 2 feet of snow, and cozied up in a warm house. amen.

[diamondsgirl]

I'm always thinking of you guys when these things come up.
Be safe. :)

[MAX]

Hey Warf, you take care bro and as always, my thoughts are with you and your daughter. Pete, I'll call you later......

[rustoffa]

I'd be moving to Easter Island by now.....seriously, you guys are going through too much. Stay safe and if the rage gets uncontrollable, do us all a favor and slash the tires on a weather channel truck....sensationalistic fucking meterologists.

[Ally_Kat]

How is everyone holding up?

[pete]

Well, I lost power for about 2 seconds. 1/2 million homes in palm beach w/out power. I am not one of them.

Partied outside and watched the trees get ripped out of the ground.

Got hammered.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by pete
It looks like are luck has run out in South Florida.

Hold on tight Warf!!!

YOU DIDN'T READ MY RED BALL OF REDEMPTION POST ... YOU HAVE TO PUT BLOOD CROSSES ON ALL YOUR DOORS, OR USE A RED COLOR...SO YOUR HOUSE WILL BE PASSED OVER!!!

http://www.roses.org/index.html

[FORD]

Originally posted by Katydid
YOU DIDN'T READ MY RED BALL OF REDEMPTION POST ... YOU HAVE TO PUT BLOOD CROSSES ON ALL YOUR DOORS, OR USE A RED COLOR...SO YOUR HOUSE WILL BE PASSED OVER!!!

http://www.roses.org/index.html

Actually, it's probably safer to have a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on your car this time... Seems that only Republican counties are getting hit by these hurricanes (see my thread in the Front Line for details)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
Actually, it's probably safer to have a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on your car this time... Seems that only Republican counties are getting hit by these hurricanes (see my thread in the Front Line for details)

Oh God, ehre we go :rolleyes:

Please dont tell me you're actually going to keep pushing this

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh God, ehre we go :rolleyes:

Please dont tell me you're actually going to keep pushing this

Well, there exists a map that says the previous hurricanes have passed over the "blue" counties. Now I suppose they all could have painted lambs' blood on their doors or whatever (there is a large Jewish population in Florida, after all) but I would need to see evidence of that theory to believe it.

So let it be written, so let it be done.......

[Ally_Kat]

And you are acting as if none of the areas in the pink areas were touched.

[Katydid]

Ok, A long story happened to me, which I will not go into...Only to say that my friend got me out early AM to run a personal errand (you don't want to know about it).

I found myself browsing through books at the Salvation Army Thrift Store...

I just pick up what catches my eye...no rhyme nor reason to my madness. I picked up $3.00 worth at 25 cents each...

SO far each one as I got home fit my situation...(Sort of like when God sent me to a yard sale with a church friend..) I got one, cause God said, "This one is for my friend Charlie...he's suffering from Hiney Flies Syndrome..." Anyways it was a couple weeks before I know who to send the book to...Never watch tv, worked 3 jobs and sang in church choir.)

Was home sick, turned on tv for noise. Then I heard "Charlie Sheen, Heidi Fliess..." I ran from the kitchen and seen whom the book was for. Only thing I knew to do was send it to my cousin Pete Haskell over William Morris Agency to see he got it. It was a book by Bishop Fulton Sheen.

In the meantime I had a dream of whom the book was for, but still didn't know. Until I saw that on tv...

In the dream I had walked into a place, the bartender or bouncer tried to stop me, then didn't??? Next thing I knew I was grabbed by a hand and pulled onto a crazy guys lap. I'll never forget his eyes, so wild. His grip like steel. I can still see the flowered chair... The Big Man, a being of great light who travels with me said, "Relax..." When I did, the guy did and we both prayed and ministered to him...He said, "His arm is healed, but yours will be sore..." It was sore for a couple weeks.

Then Charlie Sheen sent me a picture of him so I knew he got it...So I just sent prayers, banter, bs to him for a long time. Like I do in here...Every time he sent a picture, soon I was giving pictures away...

I also sent him an old tablet and some pencils and erasers (no sharp objects) when he was in rehab and told him to put his experiences in a book... Thus he came to write "A Piece of My Mind" a book of deep, dark poetry...After that he started to get well. Got on Spin City...I sent the St. Francis prayer...(He met his wife on St. Francis feast day. Worked together on Spin City...) Now he's married with a cute baby.

SO, this one I found today for PETE

PETER AND THE WOLF (Peter Pan Books and Records, looks old)Illust. by Robert Walton...

There was once a little boy named Peter. Peter lived in a small cottage near a great forest. He lived with his grandfather. Peter had many friends in the forest. There was Robin Redbreast, Quacky, the duck, and Tommy, the cat.

Early one morning, Peter opened the garden gate andwalked into the forest to play with his friends. Soon his grandfather came after him. "This is a dangerous place," he said. "If a wolf should come along, then what would you do?"

He took Peter by the hand, led him back to the garden and closed the gate. Suddenly, a hungry wolf did appear in the forest!

In a twinkling, Tommy the cat, scampered up a tree. Robin Redbreast flew to a branch above the cat. Quacky the duck quacked and quacked... and in great excitement started to run.

But no matter how fast Quacky the duck tried to run, she couldn't escape the wolf. Then, with one big gulp, he swallowed her.

Peter saw what was happening to his little friends and he said to himself, "There must be a way to capture the wolf." As he watched the wolf pacing back and forth, PEter thought of a plan.

He ran into the house and found a strong rope. Then, when the wolf wasn't looking, Peter climbed up the tree. He made a lasso and carefully let it down. He caught the wolf by the tail and pulled with all his might!

Feeling himself caught, the wolf began to jump wildly as he tried to free himself. Peter tied the other end of the rope to the tree...and the wolf's juming only made the rope tighter around his tail. In fact, the rope was so tight, the wolf cried out...and while his mough was open, Quacky the duck jumped out... and was free once again!

That moment, shots were heard! Hunters came out of the forest, folowing th ewolf's trail...and shooting as they came.

"Don't shoot!" cried Peter. "I've already caught the wolf. Now help me take him to the zoo."

What a wonderful parade it was! ...and at the head of them all, Peter marched proudly, for he alone had caught the wolf.

GOD SAYS THE MORAL IS: PETE COULD MARCH PROUD IF HE WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING...

Don't ask me what it means...I'm only a messanger.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Ok, A long story happened to me, which I will not go into...Only to say that my friend got me out early AM to run a personal errand (you don't want to know about it).

I found myself browsing through books at the Salvation Army Thrift Store...

I just pick up what catches my eye...no rhyme nor reason to my madness. I picked up $3.00 worth at 25 cents each...

SO far each one as I got home fit my situation...(Sort of like when God sent me to a yard sale with a church friend..) I got one, cause God said, "This one is for my friend Charlie...he's suffering from Hiney Flies Syndrome..." Anyways it was a couple weeks before I know who to send the book to...Never watch tv, worked 3 jobs and sang in church choir.)

Was home sick, turned on tv for noise. Then I heard "Charlie Sheen, Heidi Fliess..." I ran from the kitchen and seen whom the book was for. Only thing I knew to do was send it to my cousin Pete Haskell over William Morris Agency to see he got it. It was a book by Bishop Fulton Sheen.

In the meantime I had a dream of whom the book was for, but still didn't know. Until I saw that on tv...

In the dream I had walked into a place, the bartender or bouncer tried to stop me, then didn't??? Next thing I knew I was grabbed by a hand and pulled onto a crazy guys lap. I'll never forget his eyes, so wild. His grip like steel. I can still see the flowered chair... The Big Man, a being of great light who travels with me said, "Relax..." When I did, the guy did and we both prayed and ministered to him...He said, "His arm is healed, but yours will be sore..." It was sore for a couple weeks.

Then Charlie Sheen sent me a picture of him so I knew he got it...So I just sent prayers, banter, bs to him for a long time. Like I do in here...Every time he sent a picture, soon I was giving pictures away...

I also sent him an old tablet and some pencils and erasers (no sharp objects) when he was in rehab and told him to put his experiences in a book... Thus he came to write "A Piece of My Mind" a book of deep, dark poetry...After that he started to get well. Got on Spin City...I sent the St. Francis prayer...(He met his wife on St. Francis feast day. Worked together on Spin City...) Now he's married with a cute baby.

SO, this one I found today for PETE

PETER AND THE WOLF (Peter Pan Books and Records, looks old)Illust. by Robert Walton...

There was once a little boy named Peter. Peter lived in a small cottage near a great forest. He lived with his grandfather. Peter had many friends in the forest. There was Robin Redbreast, Quacky, the duck, and Tommy, the cat.

Early one morning, Peter opened the garden gate andwalked into the forest to play with his friends. Soon his grandfather came after him. "This is a dangerous place," he said. "If a wolf should come along, then what would you do?"

He took Peter by the hand, led him back to the garden and closed the gate. Suddenly, a hungry wolf did appear in the forest!

In a twinkling, Tommy the cat, scampered up a tree. Robin Redbreast flew to a branch above the cat. Quacky the duck quacked and quacked... and in great excitement started to run.

But no matter how fast Quacky the duck tried to run, she couldn't escape the wolf. Then, with one big gulp, he swallowed her.

Peter saw what was happening to his little friends and he said to himself, "There must be a way to capture the wolf." As he watched the wolf pacing back and forth, PEter thought of a plan.

He ran into the house and found a strong rope. Then, when the wolf wasn't looking, Peter climbed up the tree. He made a lasso and carefully let it down. He caught the wolf by the tail and pulled with all his might!

Feeling himself caught, the wolf began to jump wildly as he tried to free himself. Peter tied the other end of the rope to the tree...and the wolf's juming only made the rope tighter around his tail. In fact, the rope was so tight, the wolf cried out...and while his mough was open, Quacky the duck jumped out... and was free once again!

That moment, shots were heard! Hunters came out of the forest, folowing th ewolf's trail...and shooting as they came.

"Don't shoot!" cried Peter. "I've already caught the wolf. Now help me take him to the zoo."

What a wonderful parade it was! ...and at the head of them all, Peter marched proudly, for he alone had caught the wolf.

GOD SAYS THE MORAL IS: PETE COULD MARCH PROUD IF HE WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING...

Don't ask me what it means...I'm only a messanger.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[lms2]

He picks on me too Katy, (Sarges Little Helper I mean) but really, what is the right things when all is said and done?

[Katydid]

Page 2

[Ally_Kat]

nope. still page one

[Katydid]

AS IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH READ YAHOO'S FRONT PAGE....

FROM WASHINGTON;

ASTEROID TOUTATIS WILL MAKE IT'S CLOSEST PASS TO EARTH IN 651 YEARS SINCE 1353. Will come withen 960,000 mi of earth WED.
If it hit would be like 1 ton of TNT covering 3mi X 1.5 mi going 22,000 mph.

Frightening...Could be my Red Ball warning... Put crosses on your doors, stock up on holy candles, blankets and canned foods.

[Ally_Kat]

Father forgive me...

And why, Katy, do we need to stock up on holy candles? Won't regualr candles do?

[lms2]

When God comes for you, holy candles will not help. And if God decides it is not your time he will provide. Why the doomsday prophecies?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by WARF
Here is the latest from hurricane Jeanne 4:20 P.M. National Smokeout Time!

http://image.weather.com/images/maps/tropical/spec_trop2_720x486.jpg



:D :bananna: :lol: I CAN SEE DETROIT FROM HERE!!!!!!!


I miss home.....

[Katydid]

Perhaps being on perscription drugs that react on you causes doomsday paranoia??? Added to all your other burdens??? Of course the day isn't over yet. But here the birds are singing, the rain went away.

I saw on educational tv that people made barley bread from molded barley and become werewolfs in the olden days...

God forgive me for not being a better consoler of those addicted to porn, liquor and badmouthing.

[fanofdave]

Dear GOD,

Please let Katydud get the mental health assistance
she so desparately needs. She's been suffering for
so long now and she really could be more productive
in other websites once she gets a clean mental bill of
health.

Thanks for hearing and hopefully answering this prayer.