The GOD FAQ

[Dr. Love]

The God FAQ (http://www.400monkeys.com/God/index.html)

[Jesus Christ]

:mad:

[Rikk]

LOL!!!!!!!

[MAX]

:rolleyes:

[madman]

ROFL!!!

[David Van Via]

I love it. hahaha that was great.

[Panamark]

God is a composite, omnipresent, everlasting, intelligent energy force
of which we are all part of, and which is part of us all.

I think thats what they should have put there !!! :(

[Seshmeister]

Mark that's not god you're talking about.

More like the mysterious cloud the Enterprise comes across in Star Trek every other episode.

[Panamark]

OK then how about ??

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together !

or perhaps

SESHMEISTER IS GOD !!

SCOTT ME UP, BEAMIE !!

[rustoffa]

I saw a few posts from him some weeks back...
He loves us all!

[Seshmeister]

Almost all.

He said Katydid was a cunt!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Almost all.

He said Katydid was a cunt!

Well, He is all-knowing...

[Jesus Christ]

It takes a lot for Dad to sayeth that word!

[Mezro]

Well, so much for my pilgrimage to the holy land with Whitney Houston and Madonna.

Mezro...don't think there is a God (in a biblical sense) anyway...

[God]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
It takes a lot for Dad to sayeth that word!

Listen to Junior spouting off again.

Some of you fuckers need to go read the instruction manual.

I ordered Moses to lead Israel in a war against the Midianites:

And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites... (vss. 1-2)

Moses and the children of Israel obey:

And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. (vs. 7, my italics)

The slaying continues in verse 8. Then in verse 9, the children of Israel take captive all the Midianite women and children, confiscating as well "the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods."

Eventually, the captives are brought before Moses, who condemns to death all the male children and all the unvirginal women:

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. (vs. 17)

Moses then encourages his men to use the female children for (presumably) sexual pleasure:

But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. (vs. 18)

So in the 31st Chapter of Numbers I sanctioned sanctioned murder, rape, enslavement, and child abuse. I fucking specifically ordered the war and demanded the carnage.

And you think I've got a problem calling a cunt a cunt .

I knew you would end up a mummies boy...

My only son gay, I get so much stick about that up in the Pantheon I can tell you.

[lms2]

Trouble in paradise?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by God


And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. (vs. 7, my italics)


Great we have God that can't even format his posts...

[Satan]

God's going old school...... I liked him better in the ass kicking days. I always thought he turned into a wuss after I moved downstairs ;)

[Warham]

Originally posted by Panamark
God is a composite, omnipresent, everlasting, intelligent energy force
of which we are all part of, and which is part of us all.

I think thats what they should have put there !!! :(

I think you've been watching the Star Wars trilogy too much lately.

:D

[Panamark]

Actually I havent seen the trilogy yet, everyone seems to be trashing it ??

[Seshmeister]

My theory is that everyone trashes them because they are kids movies forgetting that they first saw the original ones as kids.