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Figs
10-04-2004, 12:22 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc
rustoffa
10-04-2004, 12:28 PM
Are they gonna sew a dog turd back on 'im?
Splooge
10-04-2004, 12:29 PM
Shit Fido shit!!
Northern Girl
10-04-2004, 12:48 PM
Okay, when you are that age can you not feel it anymore? How could he not know? That is just amazing and unbelievable.
diamondsgirl
10-04-2004, 01:12 PM
If this guy thought his penis was a chicken neck, he probably shouldn't be running around loose with an ax.
Mezro
10-04-2004, 02:20 PM
ROTFLMFAO..there is no way this happened...it is too damn funky and funny to be real!

Mezro...Fido NO!!!!...
SoCalChelle
10-04-2004, 02:22 PM
What the hell did he think that chicken was doing up in his crotch?

And maybe he should consider FEEDING that fucking dog once in a while...
lms2
10-04-2004, 04:03 PM
LMAO. I can see it happening, but any guy that gets mad enough at a chicken that he can't be just a little more careful than that is probably better off without a penis.
Figs
10-04-2004, 04:04 PM
he won't choke his chicken anymore.......
lms2
10-04-2004, 04:22 PM
I wonder how the dog feels about now. Hes probably thinking

"Teach that faker to get me nuetered..."
GAR
10-04-2004, 04:32 PM
This used to happen to me all the time, thank G-d for them daring Octoped-penile surgical grafts AND THOSE DARING DOCTORS WHO BLESSED ME WITH SUCH A PREHENSILE GOCK
JCOOK
10-04-2004, 05:12 PM
There is a country music song here somewhere.
Northern Girl
10-04-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by JCOOK
There is a country music song here somewhere.

Tried to kill a chicken
Cut off my dick instead
My dog then ate my pecker
Now I can get no head

Everybody sing!!
Roth & Roll
10-04-2004, 07:44 PM
Poor Sammy.
sambo
10-04-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Figs
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

"...out of danger" !!!

How does one arrive at that conclusion ??? :eek:
spmusicplyr
10-04-2004, 08:37 PM
well next time i kill chickens in my yard you're damn sure im gonna wear pants!
SoCalChelle
10-04-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by sambo
"...out of danger" !!!

How does one arrive at that conclusion ??? :eek:

Well, there's no danger of him doing THAT again.
diamondsgirl
10-04-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Tried to kill a chicken
Cut off my dick instead
My dog then ate my pecker
Now I can get no head

Everybody sing!!

LOL. :D
MAX
10-04-2004, 09:58 PM
LOL!!!! What a dumbass. If someone is that fucking dumb, they shouldn't have a tool to reproduce with in the first place. God works in mysterious ways.
sambo
10-04-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Well, there's no danger of him doing THAT again.

LOL!, good point - very perceptive, missed that one... ;)
McCarrens
10-04-2004, 10:20 PM
they say if you choke the chicken enough you'll go blind...
McCarrens
10-04-2004, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by McCarrens
they say if you choke the chicken enough you'll go blind...
Katydid
10-04-2004, 11:19 PM
MORAL IS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH BEASTALITY...OR YOUR DOG MIGHT DECIDE TO CHOW DOWN ON THE BONE...
Ally_Kat
10-04-2004, 11:25 PM
yep, cuz this was about beastality. On the mark again :rolleyes:
lms2
10-04-2004, 11:34 PM
Well, he was chasing a chicken around the yard with his dick hanging out...
MAX
10-04-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
MORAL IS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH BEASTALITY...OR YOUR DOG MIGHT DECIDE TO CHOW DOWN ON THE BONE...

Caps lock again, oh dear? :rolleyes: You must be pissed!!! Are you hoping the Lord is planning on inflicting his mighty wrath and striking some poor person down? Especially if they are black and work at Kentucky Fried Chicken? You are one sick pup.
tydhurst
10-05-2004, 05:51 AM
i love the way it was "Mistakenly" cut off.

What a tit!

Those nude butchers get more and more wierd every season.

there'll be nude beaches next, or even worse, colonies of nude people roaming Africa.
Full Bug
10-05-2004, 09:02 AM
What a bullshit made up story, yeah right.......
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by JCOOK
There is a country music song here somewhere.

Well I was drunk, tha day, my Mom got outta prison.....
rustoffa
10-05-2004, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
Well I was drunk, tha day, my Mom got outta prison.....

My old hound dog bit my cock and got some jizm.....
Mezro
10-05-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
MORAL IS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH BEASTALITY...OR YOUR DOG MIGHT DECIDE TO CHOW DOWN ON THE BONE...

Just like you did to Jesus!

Jesus wept while you chowed!

Mezro...bless me father for I have..sniff sniff...STEAK...ON A STICK...