Roth Army Fantasy Hoops

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...here it is...in all it's splendor...already started...

Roth Army Fantasy Hoops (http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/show?page=leaguehome&lid=77462).

[POJO_Risin]

Well Troy...we're 1-2...with WARF coming on strong...

I still need to improve my team...

[Troy]

I've streamlined my team.

I've held the #1 spot for a little bit now. Very close.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...but fucking Iverson went down again dammit...glad I didn't trade Redd...

would you have taken Redd and Jamison...or someone else of Jamison's capacity...for Jermaine O'Neal?

[POJO_Risin]

Especially if fucking Ginobli was your best shooting guard?

[Troy]

If I needed depth, yes. But I don't think I would've done it though.

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not saying if you needed depth...I'm saying if you needed a shooting guard...and had Shaq and fucking Brad Miller also at that spot...

like that motherfucker SlumpBusters...

[Troy]

I assume he refused a deal to you? Remember this is the same guy that wanted Pierce for B. Miller from me.

Jermaine's a lot to give up though.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...he's a lot to give...I was hoping he'd do it out of desperation...he didn't...lol...

and then I whooped his ass the next week...;)

[Troy]

I'm gonna whoop on you next week!!! ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Here we go...

You know what would be nice...

if all my good starters actually had a four game week...and played...

[POJO_Risin]

;)

[Troy]

A couple weeks ago I had two guys with 5 game weeks.

[Troy]

Am I up 2-1 lifetime on you?

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...we split this year right?...in football?...

and you won last year...and beat me this year in hoops...

so you're up 3-1...

[Troy]

Even better!!!

[POJO_Risin]

The comeback starts next week...count on it...;)

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not doing to badly in this Roth fantasy spectrum...

I have a runner up...and two championships to my credit...;)

[Troy]

I will be fine if I'm forever 1 game up on you... maybe I might retire... ;)

[Troy]

We need to make some kind of smilie like the arcade but for fantasy. I wonder if there's something like that already.

[POJO_Risin]

I can get Slingblade to hook us up...

get one for fucking Eyes...for beating me in year one...

and for me for baseball and football this year...;)

[Troy]

Do they make one for someone who has created his own set of "rules"? ;)

[Troy]

Like maybe a smilie with a helmet and the year underneath.

[POJO_Risin]

Or someone shitting on the toilet with a helmet on...lmfao...

[Troy]

That would make a great avatar!

[POJO_Risin]

Like that?

[Troy]

LMFAO!!!

Don't you think I need a new one though?

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not going to root around the internet for 10 hours like Vonn did looking for that pic...lol...of course...I could make one...;)

[Troy]

Don't forget to set your lineup!!! ;)

[POJO_Risin]

I already have it set...just pondering one change...

[Troy]

Too bad it won't make a difference! ;)

[Troy]

What a shame Poj, down early! ;)

[Troy]

And now we're tied... and I lost Maggette to an ankle sprain.

[POJO_Risin]

tic-toc-tic-toc-tic-toc...

[Troy]

Do you need to know the time?

[POJO_Risin]

No man...but it was a terrible...horrible shame that I was down early...;)

[Troy]

It will be interesting to see how the rest of the week plays out.

Care to make any wagers???

[POJO_Risin]

Wagers on who is going to win?

Sure...what would you propose...

[Troy]

How the fuck does Yao only get 5 rebounds? GOD DAMN!

[POJO_Risin]

Hey man...how many points did Vince score tonight?

[Troy]

He scored 12

[Troy]

$20 to the winner?

[POJO_Risin]

I'm in...

12...fucking 12...jesus man...you're boy laid an egg...

I wonder how many points Boozer had...

[Troy]

I'll check.

I didn't even notice you changed the league names until today.

[Troy]

Boozer: 25 points, 49 fantasy points.

He's your hidden gem. You picked him up on the wire didn't you?

[Troy]

What's your schedule look like? I had one 5 gamer and the rest 4's...

[Troy]

And I'm steering clear of your 24 thread. Watched the first episode and thought it was sweet. I've done a good job of not hearing what happens, so it's all new to me.

[WARF]

So this is where you motherfuckers have been hiding!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Boozer is my hidden gem...yeah...picked him up on the wire...

My schedule was stacked that week Troy...just stacked...

[Troy]

You killed me... But that's okay. Money's on it's way :)

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...don't worry about it...

I'm sure it will come back...

didn't pay any attention that week...;)

How's 24 coming...

[Troy]

No way. I made the bet, you're getting the money.

We've only watched 2 episodes so far. It's awesome. The only thing that sucks is As much as I try to avoid it, I saw the preview of last nights episode and I find out that chick murdered his wife. I was so mad. The loon just laughed. She knows the storylines and I told her not to tell me.

And Tivo kicks ass!

[POJO_Risin]

I haven't changed my lineup in four freakin' weeks...

oh well...

[Troy]

Giving up already?

[Troy]

My players are dropping like flies...

Vince on IL
Larry Hughes on IL
Stackhouse... Says he's done for the season to rest his knee.
Speedy Claxton out for 3 weeks.

This same shit happened in my pay league. I lost 3 guys come playoff time and I'm done.

Fuck.

[Eyes of the Night]

Dudes, I think I may be on a "comeback from hell" ... I'm stoned but my team looks tough for the second half ...









:gulp:

[Eyes of the Night]

Of course right when I say that Kobe and Kidd don't play ...

[Troy]

Don't feel so bad Eyes, I lost Rip Hamilton to a broken nose.

I think you're getting Kidd & Kobe back tonight.

[POJO_Risin]

No...not giving up...just not paying any attention to the internet...

I'll be back for next week...;)

[Troy]

Do I have some kind of goddamn fantasy curse or something? I start out crappy, go on a huge streak, then tank before the playoffs.

[POJO_Risin]

I thought that you were up big this week? And I'm sure as shit down big...

you'll be in first place going in...that's hardly a slide...

[POJO_Risin]

Chripes...Iverson hasn't been playing...

Abdur Rahim might as well not be playing...

and they've been in for the last month...damn it all...

[Troy]

I'm 7-1 as of today but all the stats are real close. And WARF is making a huge push. He might take both of us this week.

[Troy]

And where did the football thread go?

[POJO_Risin]

I don't know bro...I don't know...I'll root around and see if I can't find it...

WARF...what can you do...

I hadn't made a change in over a month...so I can't complain...I think the last move was the week we played...maybe...

[Troy]

I kept updating my roster with guys that were injured! I think the guys I have in there are healthy but damn, I've been killed with all the injuries.

[POJO_Risin]

I don't even know about my team...lol...just don't pay much attention any more...what I feared when I started this league...lol...

[Troy]

God Damn... Doesn't pay attention and is in first place. ;)

[Troy]

Playoffs are in a couple weeks I believe.

[POJO_Risin]

Aren't they starting next week?...my schedule for next week says playoff schedule...

[POJO_Risin]

Never mind...I see we have one more week...

[POJO_Risin]

I have a good team...I think if I had paid attention this past month...I may have grown a big enough lead to not really give a shit about this last week...

Now..as it stands...after having Eyes shut me out...and Slump killing me...I'll probably end up in third...oh well...who gives a fuck...it's not the regular season that matters anyways...;)

[Troy]

You really made a big leap when you got LeBron. My team would've been a lot better if I had kept him... I still have a pretty good team and when my guys get healthy, I should be good. Hopefully it happens soon.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...it gave me a point...of course...Bibby is playing out his arse now that Webber is back...he is back isn't he...;)...

but a point who gave me extra boards...

he hasn't done much more than Finley...It was huge for me because I didn't need Finley...

[POJO_Risin]

It's funny...I thought Parker was going to have a breakthrough season this year when I picked him up...that injury really hindered him...He's just so damn erratic...

[Troy]

I don't need Finley much either ;)

Webber is back and doing pretty good but Bibby has been on a rampage as of late.

[Troy]

Everybody thought Parker was going to have a breakout season. I thought his number would go up when Duncan was out but he's just as incinsistent as he was.

I read a big article about how the league thinks that the Euros playing the summer in their homland really messes them up during the NBA season. They get injured more and burnt out.

[POJO_Risin]

Well why in the hell would you need to freakin' play in Europe over the offseason when you are playin' in the freakin' NBA...

these guys are morons...playing at the "highest level"...and needing to play for their country...

the hell with all foreigners...

lmfao...

j/k...

[Troy]

It's weird to see atheletes with some sort of patriotism isn't it?

Cuban was complaining about it months ago. I bet he'll start writing it in the contracts that they can't play overseas anymore.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...I have to say...if NBAers want to go to Europe to play for their home countries...who cares...lmfao...

just don't let them back...;)

[WARF]

Last chance pojo....

Wallace for Iverson....

just fuckin kiddin....

but will ya??

[POJO_Risin]

No...Iverson will wake up before the playoffs...I'm sure of it...

don't need a center anymore...Wallace doesn't put up half the numbers that Boozer's been putting up...and I'm okay with Camby off the bench...

[Troy]

Looks like I have a good chance at first place going into the playoffs.

[POJO_Risin]

Yes you do...

I'll go at best 6-2...I won't be able to catch that point guard stacking motherfucker in assists or three pointers...

and he won't be able to catch me in anything else...

son of a bitch...

looks like I'll get a fucking bye though...;)...

[WARF]

That was a joke....

the wallace/iverson thing...

[POJO_Risin]

No kidding WARF...

funny thing is...I would have probably done it if you would have kept at it midway through the year...

[Troy]

I stunk it up the last 2 games... Oh well.

[POJO_Risin]

I don't like going in in first place...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...check out the brackets...

check out the loser's brackets...

it's to funny to freakin' talk about...so check it out yourself...

if one of those teams lose to nobody before they get to meet...I'm going to piss myself...

[Troy]

I wonder how they do that.

At least you have the easier bracket. I have to deal with WARF.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...WARF is probably the hottest team right now...of course...I think he lost last week...

I can tell you this...my matchups aren't great the last three weeks...I could back into some trouble...

[WARF]

see ya in the championship pojo!!!

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao....

and the trash talking begins...

Alright...I'll say this...slumpbusters...lawdogs...because of my matchups...

either one is about to get freakin' dusted by my team...

game...set...match...

WARFY...are you leadin' yet this week?...I saw you were down last week...

[WARF]

I'm about to win... im up 7-2 or something...

[POJO_Risin]

I thought you were down...lmfao...I need to check this shit...

I wouldn't overlook Troy bro...

that mofo has a badass team...

[WARF]

My team is gonna have a rough week ahead.

I'm benching McGrady because he only plays two games.

Q Richardson is injured, so I'll have problems from the arch...

I'll need somebody to step up....

[POJO_Risin]

I'm looking alright next week...

[WARF]

I lost in a freak accident...

I was up 5-3...

For some strange reason he had two players make 24 free throws....

and the magic beat me...

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...I can't freakin' believe that...upset of the century if you ask me...I think you had the best team going in...definately riding a hot streak...

4 teams left...

and the potential of a Troy v. POJ' final...

[WARF]

I was up 7-2 .... and the shit hit the fan

Arenas had 4 blocks shot and 14 free throws....

Wallace and Zydrunas.... 0 blocks... final game!!!

It was a wild one....

Oh yeah... I lost 3pters because one of his centers hit one.... crazy!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Damn WARF...I checked you head to head...and I would have bet the farm you had the shit wrapped up...

damn...

[Troy]

The big showdown in the finals!!!

It's been close all week, this thing might be decided on the last day of the season.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah bro...I thought I had a couple of insurmountable leads in a couple of categories...and in one day...lol...you passed me in them...or came really close...

should be a good one down the stretch...

[Troy]

You have points and free throws made but, everything else is pretty close.

[POJO_Risin]

It's going to go down to the last night...no doubt about it...

I wonder what happens if we tie...I'm guessing to record...hehehehe...

we may tie...

tomorrow will be huge...and I'm curious to see if everyone plays...

it could come down to who plays...and who sits for the playoffs...

it's going to be interesting...

tied at 4-4...

[Troy]

I know Pierce is sitting out now. He sat out last night and won't play tonight. I tried to set my roster as if most of my guys would probably sit out.

It would be pretty funny if we tie

[Troy]

It would have to be record because we're even on the season series at 1-1 I think. I can't imagine what the tie breaker would be...

[POJO_Risin]

I had a pretty shitty night...looks like Pierce being out isn't going to help you though...

oughta be interesting...

[Troy]

I gotta know what the final score was. I wonder if you got it off the tie breaker whatever that was.

[POJO_Risin]

We'll never know bro...I did e-mail them though hombre...we may find out...

either way...finally...we're in the finals of something...

hehehe...

and the bad guys win...;)