The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[POJO_Risin]

quit the league...the fucker never started...

faggot...

could be WARF...

if WARF didn't ruin his computer downloading gay male porn...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

alright DLoc...

enough of this behind closed doors shit...

who do you want for Furcal...

If I had Lee back...this would be an afterthought...

[DlocRoth]

Get that from a reliable source? LMFAO

[POJO_Risin]

Crawdaddie is hurt...

[DlocRoth]

Dude...Pojo...

My head is spinnin right now...

Red and myself are bickering just a little and then this colossal 10 player deal will be done...LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...didn't the fucker DEAL you Tejada?...who I'm assuming is at the center of this deal...

fuck the bickering...

do an easy deal...and be done with it...

[DlocRoth]

Red wants a player that I don't even have....LOL

[DlocRoth]

Yep....

On the Tejada front.

[DlocRoth]

He wants Schmidt back too...

Nope.

[POJO_Risin]

I think I'm going to bed...yeah...that's the ticket...

[Guitar Shark]

POJO you have too many closers. Deal me Lidge already.

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...how about Young...straight up for Vlad...

or...perhaps Dunn and Glavine for Schmidt?

or...Rivera for Schilling?

[POJO_Risin]

Lidge for who?

[DlocRoth]

Damn I took some in the pooper......

[POJO_Risin]

And I need four closers...because by the time the seasons over...Va Beach and RBW will have 7 closers each...;)

[DlocRoth]

Red....I'm done.

That last one I sent was in your favor, you greedy biatch. ;)

Pojo...I'll send you a prop. with Furcal tomorrow.

Looks like Tejada is stayin put.

[POJO_Risin]

I think you won the Young deal...because there was a lot more to it than that...including Carlos Lee to you...

I got Vlad, Feliz and two closers...Cordero and some other fucknut...

you got Lee, Young, I think Dye or someone like that...and I don't know...a starter or some shit...

Rivera and Schilling was 50-50...

and Dunn hit 40+ dingers that year...of course...Schmidt was awesome...but I don't think you got handed shit in any of those deals...

[DlocRoth]

I only have 2 reliable closers...

But fuck it...

I can give away 1 catagory.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo...didn't the fucker DEAL you Tejada?...who I'm assuming is at the center of this deal...

fuck the bickering...

do an easy deal...and be done with it... just sent
an easy deal..2 for 3 instead of
5 for 5 wtf? lol

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Shark...who the fuck do you want to sell me for Lidge?

[POJO_Risin]

No RBW...

I was saying...

fuck dealing with you...

deal with me...

lmfao...

[DlocRoth]

Hell, I stand by those deals...

Especially the Vlad deal.

That was a nice blockbuster.

I forget the 3rd bat I got, but my team was nicely rounded out afterwards.

I'd do it again. I needed a SS.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Shark...who the fuck do you want to sell me for Lidge?

You have no holes that I can see...

[POJO_Risin]

I fucking hated that deal...

I hate trading for fucking closers...makes me want to fucking puke...

but I did get FRod...and FCod (who was actually good then)...

[POJO_Risin]

I know I don't...lmfao...I'm looking for a SS...a 3B...or a...I don't know...

someone fucking good...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

I'd have purchased you a hooker for Pujols...

but no...

[Guitar Shark]

Yeah, actually you're not super strong at 3rd.. maybe I can work out a 2 for 1 for Chavez. I'll give it a look tomorrow.

[DlocRoth]

Is Worrell the SF closer when he gets off the DL?

[DlocRoth]

Pojo...want Feliz? lol

I deal him to you every year...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Is Worrell the SF closer when he gets off the DL? no he subbed when benitez went down putz..

[POJO_Risin]

No...it's Benitez isn't it?

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck Feliz...and his streaky ass whore-bat...

[DlocRoth]

Hmmmmm....

[DlocRoth]

Fuck it....

Take Tejada, you slut.

[POJO_Risin]

I'm trying to figure out who he's calling a slut...

[DlocRoth]

DEAL....

I hate it, but fuck it.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I'm trying to figure out who he's calling a slut... me too, watch sharky get tejada..lmfao!!

[POJO_Risin]

To whomever just sent me a deal...

it must be invisible...cuz I ain't seeing it..

[redblkwht]

I can smell it, who sent it bro?

Dloc dont see a thing yet..did you make a trade bro?

sharky you stole him bro..

[POJO_Risin]

Good deal for both sides IMO...

Mussina...Schmidt...might as well be the same guy...

Schmidt looks fucking great for four starts...than sticks a fork up his ass for a month...

Moose is the same fucking way any more...

[DlocRoth]

Done deal, Red...

Tejada and Schmidt for Moose, Berkman and Benitez.

[Guitar Shark]

You got him Red... good trade for both of you I think.

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, either one of those pitchers could tank any minute.

I needed a closer though....

[DlocRoth]

I had to replace Shef.....

And Garret Anderson aint cuttin it. LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...RBW...if you want that guy...I'll deal for him...

but I better be sniffin' some Mexican cooking for him...

[DlocRoth]

Plus I keep Dunn....

Good trade, bro.....

[DlocRoth]

Goin south of the border, Risin?

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo...RBW...if you want that guy...I'll deal for him...

but I better be sniffin' some Mexican cooking for him... send me one then, i dont know who..could it be tampa boy? im guessing.

[POJO_Risin]

I love Berkman...think he's one of the top 5 guys in the NL...but injury issues...still would take the risk however...

christ..these are all off wrning's team from last year...

going for a smoke break...if anyone wants to throw something...

let me know...

[DlocRoth]

Fuck...

Now I need Zimmerman to heat up so I can throw Cabrerra in the OF......

[POJO_Risin]

No...from the Lone Star State...

he's the guy you got...that I want...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No...from the Lone Star State...

he's the guy you got...that I want... roll me one bro..c'mon gimme your
creation on a deal, ill counter
he is availiable..ask sharky ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Well...Lee would be involved...much past that would be up to you...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by redblkwht
he is availiable..ask sharky ;)

countered..

[POJO_Risin]

He can't beat a deal involving Derrek Lee...hurt or not...and you know it...;)

[DlocRoth]

I'm outro, gents....later.

Dloc.......OUT.

[Guitar Shark]

Derek Lee isn't coming back until late June at the earliest...

[POJO_Risin]

cast came off today...

two weeks to get the strength back...

another week of baseball...and he's back before July...easy...

Like I said...

I don't have to sell Lee...

[POJO_Risin]

And there is one guy that I would WANT to deal him for...as part of a deal...;)

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

I don't have to sell Lee...

Well, that explains why you want to dump him for Texiera.. ;)

[POJO_Risin]

I feel very much like I'm brokering deals for others...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Sharky...

you can say dump all you want...

if you get Teix...good for you...more power to ya'...

but you don't have to undersell Lee to do it...

and I certainly don't have to sell Lee to RBW...lmfao...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Sharky...

you can say dump all you want...

if you get Teix...good for you...more power to ya'...

but you don't have to undersell Lee to do it...

and I certainly don't have to sell Lee to RBW...lmfao...

Just fuckin' with ya dude.. I don't really even want Tex. I'm following Dloc's lead and heading out for the evening... I expect to see at least 5 trades when I check back tomorrow.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
He can't beat a deal involving Derrek Lee...hurt or not...and you know it...;) I do like lee too..shit..

[POJO_Risin]

hehehehe...

RBW...I gotta roll...

yo man...

Lee's there...I'm not dealing him to anyone else I don't think...because I either want a 1st baseman in return in some sort of deal involving Lee (and a 1st baseman that has offensive return like Lee does)...

or I just wait Lee out to be my late June "trade..."

either way...works for me...

[POJO_Risin]

Teix was really an afterthought...I don't need him in the least...

1B isn't exactly a weakness on my team...

just won't throw Utley anyone's way for anyone...because of his position eligibility...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


just won't throw Utley anyone's way for anyone...because of his position eligibility... I dont blame you..
utley is untouchable IMO

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...on that note...I'm out for the eve...

been fun watching the dealin' movin on up...and down...and all around...

RBW...you know who's available...feel free to shoot me a trade here there and everywhere...

and quit kicking my ass...

bastard...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm still trying to figure out how I got Utley, Crawdaddie, Lee and VMart...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Alright...on that note...I'm out for the eve...

been fun watching the dealin' movin on up...and down...and all around...

RBW...you know who's available...feel free to shoot me a trade here there and everywhere...

and quit kicking my ass...

bastard...
today should have evened most the stats up..
i aint looking past you bro
trust me it aint over!:cool:

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
I won't deal Liriano...

You know who's got some interesting players is the fucking Beers...

He's got Clemens..Nomar...

And Rios.....everyone overlooks Rios.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I'd have purchased you a hooker for Pujols...

but no...

Hmmmmmm......Asian?

[POJO_Risin]

Don't worry RBW...Weaver shut down my tribe...and I'm ofer right now...not one fucking hit thusfar...I'm fucked I tell you...fucked...

and to far behind in pitching...

so fuck it...

I'll buck it up...and run over whoever gets the fuck in my way next week...

[POJO_Risin]

Any thoughts on Teix yet chief?

Like I said...start with Lee...and get creative..

we can get something done...

and I'm only really looking at adding Teix...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Don't worry RBW...Weaver shut down my tribe...and I'm ofer right now...not one fucking hit thusfar...I'm fucked I tell you...fucked...

and to far behind in pitching...

so fuck it...

I'll buck it up...and run over whoever gets the fuck in my way next week...
if its sunday then ill feel confident, this year is so
different..ive lost series
on weekends. fat lady hasnt sung lol

im still mulling it over,
i will send one for sure tonight after dinner.

peace & chicken grease!

im still pissed a ticketmaster, fuckers
wouldnt take my money for
dave concert..somethings going on- dates? i dunno.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by redblkwht
im still pissed a ticketmaster, fuckers
wouldnt take my money for
dave concert..somethings going on- dates? i dunno.

They fucked up on that date. They will probably re-schedule

it for late July when the tour is on the west coast.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
They fucked up on that date. They will probably re-schedule

it for late July when the tour is on the west coast. fuck,
lets hope not i missed out last year too..in flippin late july
my co's biggest sale of the
damn year then..phaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

let hope its early july..lol ;)

[POJO_Risin]

No rush...I need a miracle though...

I need my starters to go off today...

and I just can't justify putting in my double header players into the game...

aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh....

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Sharkie...

I'm not sure I want him...

but just out of curiousity...

what would you want in return for Chavez?

[Guitar Shark]

Without Chavez I'm incredibly weak at 3rd.. so I'd need a 3B in return, and I doubt you'd be willing to give up Tracy due to his position eligibility. But if you are then I'd trade Chavez for Tracy and Lidge.

[POJO_Risin]

Chavez for TRACY AND LIDGE???????

hahahahaha...

c'mon man...Tracy's the same player...with a better average...

[Guitar Shark]

Thought you'd enjoy that... ;)

Seriously though I think I need to hang onto Chavez.

[POJO_Risin]

Funny...Franceour is leading my team in RBI's...

would have never guessed that in a million years...

[Guitar Shark]

Shot you a deal, Poj...

[POJO_Risin]

Cleveland is hammering the shit out of Anaheim...or LA...or fucking Gaytown...or whatever the fuck they are called these days...

[POJO_Risin]

You targeted an Indian Damn you...

you should know better...

I'm okay with my team right now...

[Guitar Shark]

Fair enough... I thought that deal was pretty fair though, and would have given you Chavez.

I'm actually pretty surprised that Cleveland is only at .500. They are a young team but they are better than that, IMO..

[POJO_Risin]

Tracy's a hangup for me...

I suppose when Lee comes back...it will shape out my team a bit...

Utley goes back to 2b...

Lowell goes to 3B...

Tracy goes to the OF...

Wagner is better than Putz...

Chavez and Tracy are even...

and IMO...Peralta is much better offensively overall than OCab...

I'm not saying it's not close to even...but better for you me thinks...

[Guitar Shark]

I'm not going to argue too much with most of that, although I disagree that Chavez and Tracy are even. OCab has been much better so far this year than Peralta.

But that's what the counteroffer button is for... ;)

Don't blame you though... I'd be pretty happy with my team if I were you too.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...but you need a 3B...and I like Mora and Tracy about as much as I like Chavez...

the ONLY category that I favor to Chavez over Tracy...is RBI's...

Tracy hits for better average...hit .300 last year...over .300 this year...

and I think they both hit 27 dingers last year...

the only thing that Chavez has over Tracy...is...well...longevity...

that's really a preference point...Chavez and Tracy...what pushes it over is the fact that Tracy can play in the OF...meaning...along with Sizemore, Crawdaddie and Holliday...I have another studish type to throw out there...

Peralta...sooner or later...will start hitting, and hitting for power...which OCab will never do...plus...obviously...I bastardize his true placement because he plays for the Indians...

I don't think anyone in fantasy baseball would ever make an OCab for Peralta deal though...Peralta just has to much ups....

Putz...to me...is Putz...

when it's all said and done...I think Wagner will have 40 saves...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Putz...to me...is Putz...


He is a putz, no doubt about that... but he's been lights out as the Ms closer. Trouble is that the Ms anemic offense rarely gives him a save opportunity.

[guwapo_rocker]

BJ Ryan would have more save if the Jays would stop scoring 9 runs in the fucking 9th lol......

[tjvhou812]

pojo check your im

[POJO_Risin]

I got it...just tell me when I need to start...

[Guitar Shark]

Well well, would you look at that. Pujols is injured. :)

[DlocRoth]

No shit?

[Guitar Shark]

He left today's game in the 2nd inning with a strained oblique, apparently. No word on how serious it is.

[DlocRoth]

Oh well, fuck him. LOL

He isn't on my fantasy team and I aint from St. Louie.

[POJO_Risin]

That's to bad...lmfao...I'm sad...very happily sad...

[POJO_Risin]

Actually...from a baseball fan's perspective...I hope he's alright...would like him to win some shit...

[Guitar Shark]

Me too. He's a nice distraction from all the Bonds shit.

[POJO_Risin]

and of course...the only time he'll get press is when he gets hurt...

[POJO_Risin]

...of course...the only thing we'll get is Bonds thrown out at first base because he's an invalid...

[guwapo_rocker]

Cunts.......

[redblkwht]

i feel like im in the middle of a turkey roast..
put a fork in me:rolleyes:

[POJO_Risin]

It feels like I been drinking for the past 10 hours...

oh wait...

I have...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Well well, would you look at that. Pujols is injured. :)

I guess that was a huge part of you're trading him...knowing he would get injured..;)

[DlocRoth]

I think it's time for a "my team sucks ass" rant.

My team sucks ass. I hope they all die.

That is all.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
I guess that was a huge part of you're trading him...knowing he would get injured..;)

All part of the master plan, yes. :)

And, I knew from day one that I would be in 9th place at this point too. ;)

Dammit...

[POJO_Risin]

Well...

WE all knew you'd be in 9th place...

;)

even if you didn't...

actually...we thought tenth...

luckily...however...we had a team not show up...lmfao...

[guwapo_rocker]

Pujol's to the DL. Could be as long as 6 weeks, hopefully much less.

Pujol's will get better Shark, Johnson won't get younger...:D

[POJO_Risin]

I do want to impress upon everyone here that we agreed this was going to be a keeper league...

I suppose that's why I was a bit shocked at the Pujols deal...

[guwapo_rocker]

No one was more shocked than Moi....

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I do want to impress upon everyone here that we agreed this was going to be a keeper league...

I suppose that's why I was a bit shocked at the Pujols deal...

Shit... did we? I missed that, or forgot about it.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...a long time ago...but yeah...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm fucking flat out irritated...but that's all I'm going to say about that...

on to next week...

[POJO_Risin]

Looks like Derrek Lee is firmly intent on playing in 2ish weeks...that's good news...

[POJO_Risin]

I need a Shortstop...

JJ Hardy will be back in a week or 2, and I just THROW him in on a deal...if anyone's interested...

[Guitar Shark]

Would you be interested in either OCab or Lugo Poj?

[POJO_Risin]

Depends what you are looking for...

Lugo a bit...even though he's struggling...no to OCab however...

[guwapo_rocker]

This is bullshit!! At 6:55pm Yahoo wouldn't let me adjust my

lineup for a 7:05 start.

I've adjusted it before at 7pm when I know who's starting.

Bullshit.

If I was Warham I'd quit.:mad:

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
This is bullshit!! At 6:55pm Yahoo wouldn't let me adjust my

lineup for a 7:05 start.

I've adjusted it before at 7pm when I know who's starting.

Bullshit.

If I was Warham I'd quit.:mad: it may have been past 7pm in the city the games played..i dunno, ive made adj doing the
same, you may have been off time wise? check the cpu time to
your tv..lol:rolleyes:

[Guitar Shark]

How in the hell does Juan Pierre have only 5 RBI in 232 ABs?? Holy fuck the Cubs SUCK.

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, no shit....

I think he only had 2 as of last week.......

Aint that right, RBW....lol

[DlocRoth]

Goddamit, I'm fucking bored....

So I went back to the front page of the baseball thread...

'04 season....

Eyes actually played!! LOL

[DlocRoth]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[DlocRoth]

No, thank you.....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Yeah, no shit....

I think he only had 2 as of last week.......

Aint that right, RBW....lol
yep, its the same as your boy
berkman had last week too..lmfao!:fucku2:

[DlocRoth]

That was cold, man....:(

[POJO_Risin]

Yo guwapo...I know 7:00 is the time...but you throw a risk in any league when you go in right at 7...I've gotten fucked over more than once doing it...

I need to rebound...

[POJO_Risin]

Fucking Pierre has 5 RBI?

That is pretty fucked up...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
That was cold, man....:(
nothing but love back-atcha bro!!

shark-bait, concentrate on your team bro,
pierre isnt active.

just for that, were gonna give you the white glove treatment!!


BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Its hold your ankles week now.:spank: :cato: :spank:

[DlocRoth]

Almost 300 AB's.....

5 RBI........

Fuckin sad......

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Almost 300 AB's.....

5 RBI........

Fuckin sad......
just goes tp show you what kind of pitches
you dont see when derreck lee
is out of the line up..
check aramis #'s they blow
as well.

did i mention pierres benched?
like you D-poc? lol

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by redblkwht
shark-bait, concentrate on your team bro

Too depressing...

[POJO_Risin]

If 1 guy controls your team that much...

you need to be banished from the league...

I mean...c'mon...

[ALinChainz]

Pierre had big expectations though ... when they signed him ...

Cubbie Curse

[POJO_Risin]

How about Corey fucking Patterson...

there was a gut call before the season started that I wish I would have made...

I've had him the past 2 seasons...and thought...new surroundings...but I just wouldn't pull the trigger...

I usually make those gut calls, and they pay off...but when you've been fucking scorched by a guy 2 years in a row...well...what can you do...

[ALinChainz]

No one has ever gotten over the opening day, 3 HR day he had ...

Been a lemon ever since ...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
just goes tp show you what kind of pitches
you dont see when derreck lee
is out of the line up..
check aramis #'s they blow
as well.

did i mention pierres benched?
like you D-poc? lol

Your knee jerk reaction to my posting about your boy is clearly out of fear and frustration....LOL;)

[DlocRoth]

Oh, and I'm a little buzzed so forgive me......

But Pojo.....

Really nice with the Leno gig...

You guys were on serious scramble mode....and knocked it out...

Hats off.....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Your knee jerk reaction to my posting about your boy is clearly out of fear and frustration....LOL;) umm..
Ill have what your drinking son.
yo D, im frustrated im in 3rd
& ABOVE YOU!!

lmao:stupid:

your killing me :rofl:

[DlocRoth]

I don't remember typing that!

Not bad though.....:lol: :guzzle:

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
umm..
Ill have what your drinking son.
yo D, im frustrated im in 3rd
& ABOVE YOU!!

lmao:stupid:

your killing me :rofl:


And we're tied for 3rd, loopy... ;)

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

we all know RBW's on an all time buzz...;)

[POJO_Risin]

FUCKING HELL...I PUT FUCKING WEAVER IN THE SP ROLE LAST NIGHT...AND HE'S ON THE FUCKING BENCH TONIGHT...WHORES!!!!!

[Guitar Shark]

And Lugo hits a dinger today...

[POJO_Risin]

Is that a bad thing?

I got one from Crawford...

I can't fucking figure it out...the last fucking thing that I did last night was fucking put my fucking starters in...then backtracked...

twice in two fucking weeks...the rat bastard whores...

such is life...

lmfao...

[DlocRoth]

Well Pojo...

I said I wouldn't ever pick up an Indian....

But I am now the "proud" owner of Jason Michaels....

Yay.... LOL

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...I like Michaels a lot...scrappy fucking ballplayer...kind of a Poor Man's Paul O'Neill...

I thought of picking him up as well...but c'mon...I can't fucking start five fucking Indians...

[DlocRoth]

LOL

I checked him out.....

He's having a pretty decent month....

What I can't understand is the Marlins....

I got 3 of em....

All hitting lights out....

Is their pitching that fucking bad? Because they suck.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
c'mon...I can't fucking start five fucking Indians...

That's what Eric Wedge says on a daily basis. :cato2:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by DlocRoth

Is their pitching that fucking bad? Because they suck.

Josh Johnson is pitching like a stud, and Willis is coming around.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That's what Eric Wedge says on a daily basis. :cato2:

Swish!

Aren't the Marlins like 15 games below .500?

[POJO_Risin]

Eric Wedge is a douchebag...

and at some point...Cleveland will realize THAT PAUL FUCKING BYRD ISN'T THE ANSWER AS A FUCKING STARTER...

Josh Johnson has pitched very well...don't expect it to last though...

Dontrelle is the horse there...and even though he's 3-6...my hunch is he'll end up around 20 games...

he's that good...and learning how to pitch...

[POJO_Risin]

Michaels is 2 for 2 tonight by the way...

[DlocRoth]

Hmm...

Fucker better keep it up tomorrow...

That's when he's starting.....

[POJO_Risin]

He walked...I think Cleveland failed on a double steal...Hafner walked...

VMart singled...scoring Sizemore and Michaels...

Cleveland stomping on Oakland right now...

[DlocRoth]

Cleveland can score, no doubt.

Oh and just to kick a dead horse....

Juan Pierre went from April 8th to May 28th without an RBI..;)

That's 45 games...
And 183 AB's....

Research can be fun! ROFLMAO

[POJO_Risin]

Cleveland needs 1 fucking pitcher...a 3 guy...to go with CC and Lee...and fucking Byrd is just to fucking inconsistent...

[DlocRoth]

Agreed.

They could win 100 games with 3 good pitchers...

Byrd is no losing streak stopper.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...they have some good ones down on the farm...but they'll need some time...but in a couple of years...they could have a homegrown group of studs...

[POJO_Risin]

Very similar to your Twins actually...but I think the Tribe has more major league ready young guys...

[DlocRoth]

The Twins nailed it once....

In 81 through 83 they brought up Puckett, Bruno, Hrbek, Gaetti.....

The core of the 87 champs....

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...

Dynasty League action...

who do you like better in this deal...

Santana, Carlos Lee and david Ortiz...

for Crawford, Sizemore and Rhoward?

[ALinChainz]

Personally ... I probably like Santana, Lee, and Ortiz ... a more solid trio in my eyes.

[POJO_Risin]

That's what I thought too...

can't figure out why I can't even get a damn sniff for the other three...while offering up those three...

deals piss me off...lmfao...

I got offered Freel, Crawford and Howard for Lee and Ortiz...but just couldn't do it...Freel isn't really an option (and is available now)...and just didn't see Crawdaddie and Howard as a good straight up for Lee and Ortiz...I'd lose to much power...

I tried a dog deal to start with...Jaque Jones, Lee and Ortiz...for Crawdaddie, Howard and Sizemore...

got a no fucking way...then said...what if I added Santana...

NO!!!!

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH.......

anywho...I needed to do that...lmfao...now I can move on...

of course...Crawdaddie, Howard and Sizemore don't really fill in any of my holes...

[ALinChainz]

Yeah ... I would have done the same ... not a terrible deal ... but wouldn't have parted with those dudes ...

Then again ... you ain't offered ME those 3 ... lmfao

[POJO_Risin]

You don't have Sizemore...

I don't like the rules...

but...

decided to try and get POJO players...at any price...

threw Santana out there...and got dogged...

I couldn't put together any better deal than that...

[ALinChainz]

You really couldn't because I would have done that deal ... I would have taken Ortiz, Lee, and Santana.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...most normal folk would...

such is life...

I'll figure something else out...

[Guitar Shark]

And in other news, POJO is still a cunt for not trading me Lidge.

[DlocRoth]

You on summer break already, POJO?

I'm still working till next Wed.

Now you're here too goddamn much...;)

[guwapo_rocker]

The Raptors traded Arujo to the Jazz today.......






















Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[POJO_Risin]

Well that just seems to not fit this thread...

Yeah DLoc...I've been off for 2 weeks...

[DlocRoth]

Lucky...

Do you start early or something?

Damn I can't wait til Weds.

However, my dumb ass is teaching summer school anyway...

Gotta have those funds.....

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I teach in a modified year round schedule...so I'll be back in the last week of July...

but get 2-3 week breaks every quarter...

it's a pretty sweet schedule...because I always have part of a break when everyone else in the county is going to school...

lots of peace...

[DlocRoth]

Nice.

I'd do that schedule....

Honestly, 3 months is too much free time....

That's why I do the 5 week summer school...

Gotta stay sharp....

LOL School training...

[POJO_Risin]

The ONLY way I'd do summer school...is if it were double...

seriously...the burn out I feel at the end of a school year...as you know...is fucking immense...

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, it's a strain....

But after a month or so, I gotta do something....

Or else I spend all my money...

Rum for me and G.I. Joes for Jr.....

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well that just seems to not fit this thread...



Well fuck me.......Baseball and Basketball look the same after

9 woblly pops!!

[POJO_Risin]

I'm going to need my tribesman to go off tonight...

[WARF]

I know this doesn't have anything to do with this league...

But I just traded Frank Thomas (I got from the wire three days ago) and Ty Wigginton (whom I picked up from the wire a week ago)
for Teixiera!!!!

I'm in 11th place out of 12...
but here is my team
C- Willingham
1- Teixiera
2- Figgins
3- Cantu
ss- F. Lopez
OF- Cabrera
OF- Swisher
OF- Beltran
Utl- Dye

ben - Milledge
ben - Jose Lopez


SP- Peavy
SP- Capuano
SP- Prior
SP - Liriano
SP - Josh Johnson
SP - Carpenter
SP - Cole Hamels

RP- Jenks
RP- Papelbon
RP- C. Ray
RP - Coffey

DL - Harden

[DlocRoth]

I'd roll with that....

[DlocRoth]

I'm too lazy to look, but.....

Whoever dropped Morneau just as he was heating up.....

Thank you...thank you v'ry much.....:)

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...dropping Morneau wasn't smart...

wasn't paying attention...or I'd have picked him up...to take over for Lee...

ah well...

to hell with the Twinkees...I always say...

[Guitar Shark]

Well, another horrible week for the Isotopes... :rolleyes: Congrats to whoever beat me.

How the hell did POJO end up winning the week?

[POJO_Risin]

Waddya mean?

I was up all week...except for maybe one day when we were tied...

[Guitar Shark]

Hmm... maybe I was confusing you with another team.

My team sucks.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...what good players can I steal from you for nothing?

[POJO_Risin]

You know...maybe I started off in the hole...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

ah well...

to hell with the Twinkees...I always say... [/B]


That will be your downfall....

What was my spectacular prediction?

July 22 or something?? LOL

Twins will have the division locked up....

ROFL

[guwapo_rocker]

Oh we're back....

[POJO_Risin]

That's what they tell us...lmfao...

Roth at Atlantic City...

on my birthday...hmmmm....

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
That's what they tell us...lmfao...

Roth at Atlantic City...

on my birthday...hmmmm....

My wife is due on the 14th, but if little Guwapo is early, I'm

hitting that show!!

[POJO_Risin]

We'll have to chat then...lmfao...

good that you have your priorities sort of straight...

schedule the damn C-SECTION!!!

[DlocRoth]

A true fan would make his wife deliver AT the show.....

[POJO_Risin]

No shit...what the fuck guwapo...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No shit...what the fuck guwapo...

Hmmmm...well....she hasn't seen Dave live yet.....lol:D

[DlocRoth]

She'd never forget it, of that I am sure.... :)

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...you know what...guwapo's actually thinking of doing it...

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm getting my ass kicked by someone who's not even playing lol!

[POJO_Risin]

Are you playing the Beers?

[guwapo_rocker]

Are you asking me if I'm playing the Beers?

Or are you asking the Beers if he is playing?

My teams batting average this week is about -126.....

[POJO_Risin]

Are you playing the Beers...I don't think he's playing...

and I struggled with his team as well...

[POJO_Risin]

Well...dog days right now...looking for a deal right now...and have Derrek Lee's name out there...he'll be back in 3 weeks, give or take...and will include him in a deal for a big name player...

not a bad toss in...

[Guitar Shark]

Sent you a deal, POJ..

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...I don't need a 2B with Utley...Lowell and Belliard...

I needed a SS...but freakin' Peralta is on a tear from hell...

I just can't seem to make a counter work...I like Lugo...

but don't want to give up Lee for him...

I like Colon...but his health and weight are an issue...

I don't know...

You really...really want Lidge...lmfao...don't you...

[Guitar Shark]

Yes, he makes my heart go pitter pat. ;)

[POJO_Risin]

One of my greatest deals ever....was when I dealt Francisco Cordero and ...maybe Guillermo Mota...for Eric Gagne...and picked up Lidge the day he bacame a close...all the same day...

it was fucking wonderful...

[WARF]

What the fuck is going on with Teixiera???

Was he on the juice or something...

No fire power whatsoever...

[POJO_Risin]

No idea...he's got a dead bat now...that's for sure...

can't imagine he was on the juice though...

I think Soriano out of that lineup is something...more than what people are saying...

[DlocRoth]

Pssst....

POJO.....

I got a SS.......

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...mine is doing pretty well now...thanks...bastard...

you of the 25 ss's...

[DlocRoth]

Jus tryin to help a brotha out....;)

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Are you asking me if I'm playing the Beers?

Or are you asking the Beers if he is playing?

My teams batting average this week is about -126.....

What the fuck is going on??

Now it's my turn to get my ass kicked by the team with no manager?!?!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
What the fuck is going on??

Now it's my turn to get my ass kicked by the team with no manager?!?!
Id pay to see you lose to a drone..
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

:killer: :heyfu: :eatit: :fucku: :baaa: :tool: :rockit2:

[DlocRoth]

Yeah yeah...I came back to win 8-3....

But POJO...I said GODDAMN!!!

You got your fuckin ass WHIPPED!!!

Bout fuckin time...;)

[Guitar Shark]

I finally beat somebody!!

Drinks on me.

[DlocRoth]

Nice win, Sharky!!

You've got 7th all locked up! ;)

[Guitar Shark]

My 7th place team seems to be handling yours pretty well this week so far ;)

[DlocRoth]

Touche!

[Guitar Shark]

I'm sure that will all change within a couple days. ;)

Dloc - is Liriano untouchable or will you trade him?

[DlocRoth]

I'll trade him....

For your 3 best players. :)

[DlocRoth]

Seriously, he aint goin anywhere.

I'm from the Twin Cities, bro....

[Guitar Shark]

That's kinda what I figured... and I don't blame you...

[Fairwrning]

I am just about done with Yahoo's bullshit...I have dropped 3 fuckin players..and it's saying I have 3 empty roster spots..but when I try to pick up somebody..I get trhis bullshit!! WTF!??

• A DL position on your roster is currently occupied by a player who is no longer on the real-life DL. Please edit your lineup to activate this player from your DL and then attempt your transaction again. (Error #173)

[Fairwrning]

I just took EVERYBODY of my DL..says I have 3 open roster spots..but won't let me pick anybody up..Yahoo sucks ass...

[Guitar Shark]

You might need to wait until tomorrow F.

[Fairwrning]

I'm gonna give it a day..I actuallt dropped Tomko yeaterday..I just cant figure out this dl thing..I took everybody off..even those that are eligible..and it says I have 3 roster spots...
I am really confused right now dammitt!!!

[Fairwrning]

I'm gonna give it a day..I actually dropped Tomko yesterday..I just cant figure out this dl thing..I took everybody off..even those that are eligible..and it says I have 3 roster spots...
I am really confused right now dammitt!!!

[redblkwht]

you may have picked up 1 for the DL guy..does it say you have a roster spot open?
if it doesnt your even..

The DL spot must have gotten filled when he went down, thats
normal.

In order to activate alou off DL
you have to drop another guy
to make room on the roster.

On your front page it should say weather you have spots open, if it dont..you dont have
any openings unless you drop another.

someone jump in here & 2nd me..

[DlocRoth]

I'd 2nd you homey.....

But Wrning already said like 3 times that he has 3 open roster spots.....

Dingus....;)

[Fairwrning]

Thanks for the advice fellas...but I have open spots dingus;)

I also dropped a guy that RBW is gonna snatch up..Im sure

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
Thanks for the advice fellas...but I have open spots dingus;)

I also dropped a guy that RBW is gonna snatch up..Im sure Nah..im good on
ss bro..i got 2 decent ones.
I need a or SP/C :cool:

[Fairwrning]

Well..I have tried again this morning and Yahoo will not let me pick up a player when I have 3 open roster spots..FUCK YAHOO...
I hate to do it but I am out..I am not gonna even try to keep up with this bullshit anymore...
Good luck fellas and I will catch you when football rollas around...and I will only do baseball next year if we change services...this is such bullshit...

[Fairwrning]

Never mind the above rant ...finally got to pick up a player..but I would still like to change next year...

[Fairwrning]

And I meant Alou, RBW...figure you will jump on that guy

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
And I meant Alou, RBW...figure you will jump on that guy
Maybe 2 mos ago, hes been on the DL way too much in 2006,
thx for the heads up though ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Yahoo is the only free service...unless you know another one...

I DO NOT want to start a pay baseball league...

keeper sure...

$$$$...no...

and listen...

I love you wrning...

but over the past week...I've pretty much decided that TJ is out of our league for dropping out of the baseball and hoops...

don't quit trying...

I would have added you the player...but I took the week off...

c'mon man...refuckinglax...

lmfao...

and when you got me telling you that...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...I'm going to try and start to tinker with my team now that Derrek Lee is back...not sure what...but going to give it a shot...

and I've got to tell you all...

other than the shifting of rosters on occasion (which I'm sure I have something to do with)...I've not had a problem with Yahoo in any of the leagues I've been in...

now...I'm not saying wrning...that you didn't...but there absolutely has to be a reason it didn't work...

Now...are there any players that you need to add back?

[Fairwrning]

I haven't quit bro...I still am not sure what the deal was ...I triple checked that I had my roster spots right (DL/BN)...and had open spots to spare ..and it took 3 days til I got to grab Jenkins..
It just ticked me off that I have pretty religously set my lineup..and I sorely needed an OF...blah.blah.blah..
And I am not worried about anybody I dropped..they all suck

[POJO_Risin]

Well...sorry I wasn't around...and I usually am...I just needed a fucking week off from the politics of this site...

Look around hombres...there are a series of fucking wannabes here...it's fucking hilarious...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

Look around hombres...there are a series of fucking wannabes here...

Really?:D

[POJO_Risin]

I shit you not...

and lmfao...

the Bette references keep getting better...

christ...I started a fucking juggernaut...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...sorry I wasn't around...and I usually am...I just needed a fucking week off from the politics of this site...

Look around hombres...there are a series of fucking wannabes here...it's fucking hilarious...

OK you lost me here....what??!!

[POJO_Risin]

Ahhh...nevermind...

if you looked around with any regularity...you'd know...

it has nothing to do with the handy-dandy sports forum...

just the jizzbags on this site that need their own place to stay...

[ALinChainz]

I wannabe!

I wannabe!

Wait ... what I am wannin' to be?

:)