The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[POJO_Risin]

Va...who do you want for Chavez...or whoever else you have playing third...

[redblkwht]

ok metal mobsters i countered.

pojo check your trade too & or counter me..just a starter fellas..

let me know, i will deal 4 sure in 2007 too, just pm me or send me one!!

thx-

va you see anything you need yet?;)

[redblkwht]

back & running great!!!!!

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
back & running great!!!!!


Unlike your team...;)

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, POJO, we've had some good ones fo sure....

I'll deal with you anytime, shit my roster still has holes everywhere....

I still have about 45 outfielders...LOL

[Eyes of the Night]

I need a closer ... have a ton of SP's ... quality too ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo Dloc, are you da Bingers? ... I sent the bingers a trade ....

[DlocRoth]

Yo Eyes..yeah I'm the bingers..

Nice offer....LOL

I give you Adam Dunn and get nothing...LOL

[Fairwrning]

I am gonna win this thing with NO STARTING PITCHERS...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm actually still looking to deal. My goal was 5 deals before the start of the year. I screwed it all up with my pushing back the draft 3 days. Which was pointless, because I never did set my rosters. Two out of the past 3 years. I really thought last year's team was the best team I've ever had in fantasy baseball.

No luck come playoff time...

[POJO_Risin]

There are benefits to not having many starters. Of course, there is an inning minimum...;)

[tjvhou812]

whats up fuckers

[POJO_Risin]

Yo tj...

where the fuck have you been?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo tj...

where the fuck have you been?

Whats up bro, had a lot of shit going on ....

But you can only stay away from the army for so long

[POJO_Risin]

Not much here...hope you got your shit taken care of...

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Not much here...hope you got your shit taken care of...

sure did bro....and its always good too see ya on here, but i will talk to ya later, gotta go finish my easter shopping...lmao,
but i will be back on later

[Eyes of the Night]

What up 812 ... Yo Risin', make me an offer ...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
There are benefits to not having many starters. Of course, there is an inning minimum...;)

What is the minimum anyway?...and if that screws me..well..so be it

[Fairwrning]

not gonna worry too much about it..gonna try to split pitching stats..and make up for it with offense..

[Eyes of the Night]

Fucking rain outs due to SNOW killed me this opening week ...

[Fairwrning]

Eyes..Sitting in the fuckin library..beats me to Wheeler..bastard..

[Eyes of the Night]

Wheeler? Nah man, not *I* said the fly;) ...

[SA ME WHO]

Some of the "names" I have need to get warmed up quick. That first week wasn't great at all.

[POJO_Risin]

I think I set the settings low...or didn't set them at all...

we may have "wrning rules"

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
Eyes..Sitting in the fuckin library..beats me to Wheeler..bastard..

That was me my friend...

Not sure why you're bummed... if there's one thing you DON'T need, it's more closers! ;) You've got 5 of em already!

[Fairwrning]

Lidge got replaced by Wheeler..as you must know since ya snagged him..
Not bummed...just surprised me he wasnt available

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
we may have "wrning rules"

How are the settings low? ... and what the hell are Wrning rules!?:D

[Fairwrning]

Wrning rules appear to be getting 2 starting pitchers in an autodraft...and relying on the 6 relievers you got instead

[Eyes of the Night]

Fookin' hellarious!!! Buwahaha sitting here baked of my ass in da lizibrary n' shit yo:cool: ...

Just offered half my aces for Arod to RBW whos prob at work right now;) ...

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Eyes
What up 812 ... Yo Risin', make me an offer ...


sup bro

[Guitar Shark]

WTF is this shit?

Open Letter to our Users April 11By John Kosner
ESPN.com


To our Fantasy Players,


The problems that you have experienced with ESPN Fantasy Baseball to begin this season have been unacceptable, and we are genuinely sorry.


Fixing these problems and restoring your ability to play fantasy baseball, as well as illustrating our appreciation of you - our players - is our responsibility. We will take important steps in the next 24 hours to meet that responsibility.


We have explored and tested every possible solution and it is clear that the nature of the issues leave us with a single, necessary action to get the game back on track and ensure the integrity of the season.


Late on Wednesday night the ESPN Fantasy team will:
1) Revert all teams to their opening day rosters (Sunday, April 1).
2) Set the starting lineup of each team's opening day roster as the active roster for all games played to date (April 1 - April 11).
3) Retroactively apply scoring for the entire season to date based on that roster.
4) Void all transactions to date (trades, waiver pickups, roster moves, etc.).


Following these changes, all players not on a roster will be placed on waivers for 24 hours, and the waiver order for each league will be restored to where it was on Opening Day.


Through extensive testing, this solution - while extreme - has repeatedly shown to restore the game to full and normal operation.


We are sorry to have to make such an aggressive change, and fully recognize the impact this will have. This action was our only option because of the nature of the issues and their potential to compound if not addressed on a fundamental level. Ensuring the integrity of the season ahead for ALL players is tremendously important to us and this solution ensures that all players will be treated equally.


We anticipate that by Thursday morning when you log in, the game will be operating as it should. We will provide another update to you on Thursday morning.


For those with customized leagues, your League Manager will be able adjust current rosters as they see fit.


This should not have happened and there is no excuse. We will work hard to regain your confidence in our games, and in appreciation for the patience you've already shown we are giving you:

Free ESPN Fantasy Insider, for the entire baseball season. By Friday, you each will have complete access to all of our most in-depth, award-winning fantasy sports content through September. (Current ESPN Insider subscribers will have six months added to their subscription at no charge)
A full refund for the cost of the 2007 season to any player that has paid for a premium ESPN Fantasy Baseball league.


We also know that many of you play other ESPN Fantasy Games, and are giving you a premium, prize-eligible ESPN Fantasy Football league this fall, at no charge. We hope you'll give us the opportunity to serve you.


Like you, we are also fantasy baseball players at ESPN, and this has been a truly humbling week. Thank you for hanging in there with us while we addressed these issues.


You - the player - are our priority. We will continue to work day and night to deliver the game experience you deserve.


Sincerely,
John Kosner, senior vice president, ESPN.com & the entire ESPN.com Fantasy Team

[Guitar Shark]

Just in case the league resets our rosters to opening day, it sounds like POJO can reset the rosters if necessary. Here is the current league roster as of this morning:

SONS OF NAP LAJOIE
C Jorge Posada, NYY C
1B Mark Teixeira, Tex 1B
2B Ty Wigginton, TB 1B, 2B, 3B
3B Hank Blalock, Tex 3B, DH DTD
SS Jhonny Peralta, Cle SS
OF Alfonso Soriano, ChC OF
OF Nick Swisher, Oak 1B, OF
OF Jeff Francoeur, Atl OF
UTIL Paul Konerko, CWS 1B
UTIL Nick Markakis, Bal OF
UTIL Felipe Lopez, Was SS
P Erik Bedard, Bal SP
P Curt Schilling, Bos SP
P C.C. Sabathia, Cle SP
SP Scott Olsen, Fla SP
SP Brett Myers, Phi SP
RP B.J. Ryan, Tor RP
RP Mariano Rivera, NYY RP
Bench Rafael Furcal*, LAD SS DL15
Bench Akinori Otsuka, Tex RP
Bench Kevin Millwood, Tex SP
Bench Grady Sizemore, Cle OF
Bench Victor Martinez, Cle C, 1B DTD
Bench Josh Barfield, Cle 2B
DL Josh Johnson*, Fla SP DL15
DL Bartolo Colon*, LAA SP DL15

MICHIGAN PANTHERS
C Paul Lo Duca, NYM C
1B Ryan Howard, Phi 1B
2B Placido Polanco, Det 2B
3B Chipper Jones, Atl 3B DTD
SS Carlos Guillen, Det SS
OF Carlos Lee, Hou OF
OF Johnny Damon, NYY OF DTD
OF Magglio Ordonez, Det OF
UTIL Carlos Beltran, NYM OF DTD
UTIL Jeff Kent, LAD 2B
UTIL Xavier Nady, Pit 1B, OF
P Kelvim Escobar, LAA SP
P Tom Glavine, NYM SP
P Orlando Hernandez, NYM SP DTD
SP Chris Young, SD SP
SP A.J. Burnett, Tor SP
RP Chris Ray, Bal RP
RP Brian Fuentes, Col RP
Bench Bill Hall, Mil SS
Bench Lyle Overbay, Tor 1B
Bench Edwin Encarnacion, Cin 3B
Bench Roger Clemens, FA SP
Bench Greg Maddux, SD SP
Bench Josh Bard, SD C
DL Hideki Matsui*, NYY OF DL15
DL Empty

THE CONFLUENCE
C Ronny Paulino, Pit C
1B Adam LaRoche, Pit 1B
2B Ray Durham, SF 2B
3B Eric Chavez, Oak 3B
SS Miguel Tejada, Bal SS
OF Jason Bay, Pit OF
OF Bobby Abreu, NYY OF DTD
OF Brad Hawpe, Col OF
UTIL Coco Crisp, Bos OF
UTIL Craig Monroe, Det OF, DH DTD
UTIL Kevin Youkilis, Bos 1B
P Jeremy Bonderman, Det SP
P Dontrelle Willis, Fla SP
P Salomon Torres, Pit RP
SP Ervin Santana, LAA SP
SP Ian Snell, Pit SP
RP Tom Gordon, Phi RP
RP Todd Jones, Det RP DTD
Bench Johan Santana, Min SP
Bench Carlos Zambrano, ChC SP
Bench Troy Glaus, Tor 3B
Bench Aaron Harang, Cin SP
Bench Tadahito Iguchi, CWS 2B DTD
Bench Akinori Iwamura, TB 3B
DL Chone Figgins*, LAA 3B, OF DL15
DL Empty

SEATTLE SHARKS
C Mike Piazza, Oak C
1B Prince Fielder, Mil 1B
2B Robinson Cano, NYY 2B
3B Garrett Atkins, Col 3B
SS Jose Reyes, NYM SS
OF Lance Berkman, Hou 1B, OF
OF Austin Kearns, Was OF
OF Matt Holliday, Col OF
UTIL Brandon Phillips, Cin 2B
UTIL Howie Kendrick, LAA 1B, 2B
UTIL Josh Willingham, Fla OF
P Daisuke Matsuzaka, Bos SP PP
P Chris Capuano, Mil SP
P David Weathers, Cin RP
SP Roy Oswalt, Hou SP
SP Mike Mussina, NYY SP PP
RP Bobby Jenks, CWS RP
RP Dan Wheeler, Hou RP
Bench Chris Carpenter*, StL SP DL15
Bench Billy Wagner, NYM RP
Bench Dave Roberts, SF OF
Bench Rich Aurilia, SF 1B, 3B, SS
Bench Alex Gordon, KC 3B
Bench Matt Cain, SF SP
DL Randy Johnson*, Ari SP DL15
DL Eric Gagne*, Tex RP DL15

METAL MOBSTERS
C Joe Mauer, Min C
1B Justin Morneau, Min 1B
2B Chase Utley, Phi 2B
3B Aramis Ramirez, ChC 3B
SS Freddy Sanchez, Pit 2B, 3B, SS
OF Rocco Baldelli, TB OF
OF Kenny Lofton, Tex OF
OF Alex Rios, Tor OF
UTIL Richie Sexson, Sea 1B
UTIL Ivan Rodriguez, Det C DTD
UTIL Melvin Mora, Bal 3B
P Francisco Cordero, Mil RP
P Anibal Sanchez, Fla SP
P Ted Lilly, ChC SP
SP Ben Sheets, Mil SP
SP Cole Hamels, Phi SP
RP Trevor Hoffman, SD RP
RP Joel Zumaya, Det RP DTD
Bench Jason Giambi, NYY 1B, DH
Bench Todd Helton, Col 1B
Bench Conor Jackson, Ari 1B
Bench Aaron Rowand, Phi OF
Bench J.D. Drew, Bos OF
Bench Orlando Cabrera, LAA SS
DL Freddy Garcia*, Phi SP DL15
DL Empty

WRNING'S WALLBANGERS
C Jason Varitek, Bos C
1B Mike Jacobs, Fla 1B
2B Brian Roberts, Bal 2B
3B Scott Rolen, StL 3B DTD
SS Edgar Renteria, Atl SS
OF Carl Crawford, TB OF DTD
OF Andruw Jones, Atl OF
OF Jermaine Dye, CWS OF
UTIL Vladimir Guerrero, LAA OF, DH
UTIL Chad Tracy, Ari 3B
UTIL Aubrey Huff, Bal 3B, OF
P Chad Cordero, Was RP
P Jose Valverde, Ari RP
P Armando Benitez, SF RP
SP John Lackey, LAA SP
SP Rich Hill, ChC SP PP
RP Huston Street, Oak RP
RP Jonathan Papelbon, Bos RP DTD
Bench Jimmy Rollins, Phi SS
Bench Brad Lidge, Hou RP
Bench Mike Cameron, SD OF
Bench Luis Castillo, Min 2B
Bench Morgan Ensberg, Hou 3B
Bench Shawn Green, NYM OF
DL Ramon Hernandez*, Bal C DL15
DL Empty

ARIZONA ROCKERS
C Brian McCann, Atl C
1B Derrek Lee, ChC 1B
2B Ian Kinsler, Tex 2B
3B Alex Rodriguez, NYY 3B
SS Juan Uribe, CWS SS
OF Gary Sheffield, Det OF
OF Ryan Freel, Cin OF
OF Ken Griffey Jr., Cin OF
UTIL Travis Hafner, Cle DH
UTIL Carlos Delgado, NYM 1B
UTIL Garret Anderson, LAA OF, DH
P Adam Wainwright, StL RP PP
P Bob Wickman, Atl RP
P Joe Borowski, Cle RP
SP John Smoltz, Atl SP
SP Jason Jennings, Hou SP
RP Joe Nathan, Min RP DTD
RP Takashi Saito, LAD RP
Bench Jason Schmidt, LAD SP
Bench Rich Harden, Oak SP
Bench Pat Burrell, Phi OF DTD
Bench Mark DeRosa, ChC 2B, 3B, OF
Bench Jason Kendall, Oak C
Bench Omar Vizquel, SF SS
DL Chien-Ming Wang*, NYY SP DL15
DL Empty

D'S ETHER BINGERS
C Johnny Estrada, Mil C
1B Albert Pujols, StL 1B
2B Julio Lugo, Bos 2B, SS
3B Ryan Zimmerman, Was 3B
SS Derek Jeter, NYY SS
OF Manny Ramirez, Bos OF
OF Vernon Wells, Tor OF
OF Michael Cuddyer, Min OF
UTIL Adam Dunn, Cin OF
UTIL Adrian Gonzalez, SD 1B
UTIL Frank Thomas, Tor DH
P Bronson Arroyo, Cin SP
P Dave Bush, Mil SP PP
P Andy Pettitte, NYY SP
SP Jake Peavy, SD SP
SP Dan Haren, Oak SP
RP Ryan Dempster, ChC RP
RP Jorge Julio, Fla RP
Bench Juan Pierre, LAD OF
Bench Torii Hunter, Min OF
Bench Raul Ibanez, Sea OF
Bench Jacque Jones, ChC OF
Bench Bengie Molina, SF C
Bench Nomar Garciaparra, LAD 1B
DL Empty
DL Empty

D-TRAIN'S PISSY BENTLEY
C Michael Barrett, ChC C
1B Nick Johnson*, Was 1B O
2B Dan Uggla, Fla 2B
3B Miguel Cabrera, Fla 3B
SS Hanley Ramirez, Fla SS DTD
OF Delmon Young, TB OF
OF Barry Bonds, SF OF
OF Wily Mo Pena, Bos OF
UTIL David Wright, NYM 3B
UTIL Michael Young, Tex SS DTD
UTIL Jim Thome, CWS DH
P Justin Verlander, Det SP PP
P Francisco Liriano*, Min SP
P Jered Weaver*, LAA SP DL15
SP Brandon Webb, Ari SP
SP Scott Kazmir, TB SP
RP Francisco Rodriguez, LAA RP
RP Octavio Dotel*, KC RP DL15
Bench Josh Beckett, Bos SP
Bench Stephen Drew, Ari SS
Bench Mark Prior*, ChC SP O
Bench Russell Martin, LAD C
Bench Pedro Martinez*, NYM SP O
Bench Scott Podsednik, CWS OF
DL Empty
DL Empty

WESTCOAST STONERS
C Kenji Johjima, Sea C
1B Casey Kotchman, LAA 1B
2B Orlando Hudson, Ari 2B
3B Mark Teahen, KC 3B
SS Khalil Greene, SD SS
OF Ichiro Suzuki, Sea OF
OF Eric Byrnes, Ari OF
OF Gary Matthews Jr., LAA OF
UTIL David Ortiz, Bos DH
UTIL Adrian Beltre, Sea 3B
UTIL Mike Sweeney, KC DH
P Jeff Weaver, Sea SP
P Jon Garland, CWS SP
P Chad Paronto, Atl RP
SP Felix Hernandez, Sea SP PP
SP Nate Robertson, Det SP
RP Jason Isringhausen, StL RP
RP Scot Shields, LAA RP
Bench Roy Halladay, Tor SP
Bench Barry Zito, SF SP
Bench Jose Contreras, CWS SP
Bench Jose Lopez, Sea 2B DTD
Bench Derek Lowe, LAD SP
Bench Tim Hudson, Atl SP
DL Empty
DL Empty

[Guitar Shark]

And here are all the transactions that have taken place to date:

Tue, Apr 10
9:22 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Yuniesky Betancourt, Sea SS to Waivers
WCS added Khalil Greene, SD SS from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Tue, Apr 10
9:15 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Randy Winn, SF RF to Waivers
WCS added Orlando Hudson, Ari 2B from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Mon, Apr 9
8:39 PM Transaction
Add WALL added Shawn Green, NYM RF from Freeagency to Bench WALL Roster

Mon, Apr 9
2:14 PM Transaction
Add/Drop SEA dropped A.J. Pierzynski, CWS C to Waivers
SEA added Dan Wheeler, Hou RP from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Sun, Apr 8
12:57 PM Transaction
Add/Drop M2 dropped J.J. Putz, Sea RP to Waivers
M2 added Ted Lilly, ChC SP from Freeagency to Bench M2 Roster

Sun, Apr 8
12:52 PM Transaction
Add/Drop M2 dropped Joe Crede, CWS 3B to Waivers
M2 added Melvin Mora, Bal 3B from Freeagency to Bench M2 Roster

Sun, Apr 8
11:15 AM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Willy Taveras, Col CF to Waivers
MIC added Orlando Hernandez, NYM SP from Freeagency to Bench MIC Roster

Sun, Apr 8
11:02 AM Transaction
Add MIC added Xavier Nady, Pit RF from Freeagency to Bench MIC Roster

Fri, Apr 6
11:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop SEA dropped Corey Patterson, Bal CF to Waivers
SEA added David Weathers, Cin RP from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Thu, Apr 5
4:00 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Jose Vidro, Sea 2B to Waivers
WCS added Chad Paronto, Atl RP from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Wed, Apr 4
11:12 PM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Chris Iannetta, Col C to Waivers
MIC added Josh Bard, SD C from Freeagency to Bench MIC Roster

Wed, Apr 4
10:17 PM Transaction
Add CONF added Ian Snell, Pit SP from Freeagency to Bench CONF Roster

Wed, Apr 4
6:18 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Shea Hillenbrand, LAA 1B to Waivers
WCS added Casey Kotchman, LAA 1B from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Wed, Apr 4
6:15 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Arthur Rhodes*, Sea RP to Waivers
WCS added Scot Shields, LAA RP from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Tue, Apr 3
9:44 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Ben Broussard, Sea 1B to Waivers
WCS added Mike Sweeney, KC DH from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Sun, Apr 1
5:38 PM Transaction
Add SONs added Ty Wigginton, TB 3B from Freeagency to Bench SONs Roster

Sun, Apr 1
2:00 PM Transaction
Add SEA added Josh Willingham, Fla LF from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Sun, Apr 1
1:56 PM Transaction
Add SEA added Corey Patterson, Bal CF from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Sun, Apr 1
11:25 AM Transaction
Add SONs added Bartolo Colon*, LAA SP from Freeagency to Bench SONs Roster

Sun, Apr 1
10:42 AM Transaction
Trade (By LM) CONF traded Brett Myers, Phi SP to Nap Lajoie
SONs traded Adam LaRoche, Pit 1B to Confluence SONs Roster
CONF Roster

Sun, Apr 1
10:42 AM Transaction
Trade (By LM) SONs traded Prince Fielder, Mil 1B to Sharks
SEA traded C.C. Sabathia, Cle SP to Nap Lajoie SEA Roster
SONs Roster

Sun, Apr 1
7:59 AM Transaction
Add/Drop SONs dropped Jorge Cantu, TB 2B to Waivers
SONs added Josh Johnson*, Fla SP from Freeagency to Bench SONs Roster

Sun, Apr 1
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop SEA dropped Javier Vazquez, CWS SP to Waivers
SEA added Matt Cain, SF SP from Waivers to Bench SEA Roster

Sun, Apr 1
6:05 AM Transaction
Add (Waivers) M2 added Alex Rios, Tor RF from Waivers to Bench M2 Roster

Sun, Apr 1
1:35 AM Transaction
Add/Drop AFR dropped Moises Alou, NYM RF to Waivers
AFR added Omar Vizquel, SF SS from Freeagency to Bench AFR Roster

Sun, Apr 1
12:27 AM Transaction
Add AFR added Jason Kendall, Oak C from Freeagency to Bench AFR Roster

Sun, Apr 1
12:23 AM Transaction
Add AFR added Mark DeRosa, ChC 2B from Freeagency to Bench AFR Roster

Sun, Apr 1
12:20 AM Transaction
Drop AFR dropped Curtis Granderson, Det CF to Waivers AFR Roster

Sat, Mar 31
7:31 PM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Joel Pineiro, Bos SP to Waivers
WCS added Jose Vidro, Sea 2B from Freeagency to Bench WCS Roster

Sat, Mar 31
9:48 AM Transaction
Trade (By LM) SONs traded J.D. Drew, Bos RF to Mobsters
SONs traded Ivan Rodriguez, Det C to Mobsters
SONs traded Orlando Cabrera, LAA SS to Mobsters
M2 traded Victor Martinez, Cle C to Nap Lajoie
M2 traded Josh Barfield, Cle 2B to Nap Lajoie
M2 traded Jhonny Peralta, Cle SS to Nap Lajoie SONs Roster
M2 Roster

Fri, Mar 30
7:14 PM Transaction
Trade (By LM) MIC dropped Rickie Weeks, Mil 2B to Waivers
MIC traded Matt Holliday, Col LF to Sharks
SEA traded Magglio Ordonez, Det RF to Panthers
SEA traded Jeff Kent, LAD 2B to Panthers MIC Roster
SEA Roster

Fri, Mar 30
4:26 PM Transaction
Add SEA added Alex Gordon, KC 3B from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Fri, Mar 30
11:33 AM Transaction
Add/Drop SEA dropped Brad Penny, LAD SP to Waivers
SEA added Rich Aurilia, SF 3B from Freeagency to Bench SEA Roster

Fri, Mar 30
11:31 AM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Alex Rios, Tor RF to Waivers
MIC added Chris Iannetta, Col C from Freeagency to Bench MIC Roster

Fri, Mar 30
10:59 AM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Josh Willingham, Fla LF to Waivers
MIC added Tom Glavine, NYM SP from Freeagency to Bench MIC Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Josh Johnson*, Fla SP to Waivers
MIC added Greg Maddux, SD SP from Waivers to Bench MIC Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Mark Mulder*, StL SP to Waivers
WCS added Yuniesky Betancourt, Sea SS from Waivers to Bench WCS Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add (Waivers) AFR added Jason Jennings, Hou SP from Waivers to Bench AFR Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop M2 dropped Milton Bradley, Oak RF to Waivers
M2 added Kenny Lofton, Tex CF from Waivers to Bench M2 Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop CONF dropped Gerald Laird, Tex C to Waivers
CONF added Ronny Paulino, Pit C from Waivers to Bench CONF Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop DEB dropped Jonathan Broxton, LAD RP to Waivers
DEB added Jorge Julio, Fla RP from Waivers to Bench DEB Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop MIC dropped Orlando Hudson, Ari 2B to Waivers
MIC added Placido Polanco, Det 2B from Waivers to Bench MIC Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop WCS dropped Bobby Crosby, Oak SS to Waivers
WCS added Ben Broussard, Sea 1B from Waivers to Bench WCS Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop M2 dropped Marcus Giles, SD 2B to Waivers
M2 added Anibal Sanchez, Fla SP from Waivers to Bench M2 Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop CONF dropped Matt Cain, SF SP to Waivers
CONF added Salomon Torres, Pit RP from Waivers to Bench CONF Roster

Fri, Mar 30
6:05 AM Transaction
Add/Drop DEB dropped Corey Patterson, Bal CF to Waivers
DEB added Johnny Estrada, Mil C from Waivers to Bench DEB Roster

Fri, Mar 30
2:05 AM Transaction
Drop AFR dropped Tim Lincecum, SF SP to Waivers AFR Roster

Wed, Mar 28
10:50 PM Transaction
Trade (By LM) DEB traded Jorge Cantu, TB 2B to Nap Lajoie
DEB traded Felipe Lopez, Was SS to Nap Lajoie
DEB traded Grady Sizemore, Cle CF to Nap Lajoie
SONs traded Julio Lugo, Bos SS to Ether Bingers
SONs traded Derek Jeter, NYY SS to Ether Bingers
SONs traded Nomar Garciaparra, LAD 1B to Ether Bingers DEB Roster
SONs Roster

[redblkwht]

If this does indeed happen thats alot of fucking work..
sorry pojo/warning.

[redblkwht]

eyes i resubmitted the counter!

let me know asap!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by redblkwht
If this does indeed happen thats alot of fucking work..
sorry pojo/warning.

No kidding...

POJO let me know if I can help somehow

[ALinChainz]

Good work Shark, was on my way here to do that after getting that email.

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo Red, she's countered;) ...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay folks...I promise you this...I'll get all the changes in as well as I can...

It is going to be a pain in the ass...but fuck it...as long as the service works...

[POJO_Risin]

thanks for copying all that shit down...by the way...

[Eyes of the Night]

Yup, they revamped it last night ... back to OG rosters n' shit ... now what? Wella, I didn't trade and I won't pick up players that other peeps had before this ...

Rock out ...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...everyone check their rosters...

my roster is fine...it has all the transactions...IE trades...

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Okay...everyone check their rosters...

my roster is fine...it has all the transactions...IE trades...

My roster is close but not totally accurate. As of yesterday, I had David Weathers (Cin - RP) and Dan Wheeler (Hou - RP) on my roster and they're not there now. Also, it still shows me as having Corey Patterson and A.J. Pierzynski even though I dropped them.

So, if you could, please add Weathers and Wheeler to my roster and drop Patterson and Pierz...

[Fairwrning]

I had added Shawn Green without dropping..(Ramon Hernandez is DL).

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Okay...everyone check their rosters...

my roster is fine...it has all the transactions...IE trades...

Looks like I need C. Ianetta, C, Colorado dropped, Josh Bard, C, SD picked up.

I also dropeed Willie Taveras, OF, Colorado dropped, and O. Hernandez, SP, Mets picked up.

That should do it and when can we resume drops and pick ups?

[Guitar Shark]

Looks like the waiver period is over, so everyone should be able to add/drop now. I fixed my roster.

[Eyes of the Night]

Got my first win ...

[ALinChainz]

Pojo ... counter if you want.

[redblkwht]

eyes counter me bro.

hometown discount, name your guy except a-rod, ill make it worth your while.

rp pojo, send me an offer &
maybe we can hammer somehting out bro,
i got 4 and an indian one lol;)

[DlocRoth]

Who's dealing?

I need RP.

[Eyes of the Night]

Word up Red ... cancelled a bunch, sorry for your inbox but sending the last deal of the night ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Word up Red ... cancelled a bunch, sorry for your inbox but sending the last deal of the night ...
i sent you a fitting counter, accept the deal
&you get your guy i get mine & lose the whitesox sp i didnt
want in the 1st place lol..
good one bro..

[Eyes of the Night]

Right ... Halladay, T.Hudson, and Byrnes for what? ... Oh yeah a bunch of shit I don't want ... lmfao ... alrighty then ... Nathan ain't that good broham ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Right ... Halladay, T.Hudson, and Byrnes for what? ... Oh yeah a bunch of shit I don't want ... lmfao ... alrighty then ... Nathan ain't that good broham ... then counter whats fair,
what do you want for nathan then, wtf dude?

id like to give you garland back on another deal. im not a whitesox fan & would be willing to deal him.

[DlocRoth]

Bring that shit to ME, Red...

I'll take Nathan off your hands........ ;)

Oh GS, I'll counter tomorrow.

All I had time for was a hell naw.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Bring that shit to ME, Red...

I'll take Nathan off your hands........ ;)

Oh GS, I'll counter tomorrow.

All I had time for was a hell naw.
nah im good for now..
Yo eyes it is what it is bro.

& that A-rod deal you sent me last week was retarded.
:monkey:

[DlocRoth]

Pussy.

[SA ME WHO]

My pitching is not serving me well at all. I think starters are just going to sit for a while.

(WTF's up tonight? 3 home runs and only 3 ribbies? That's certifiably crappy!)

[Fairwrning]

My team is shitting the bed this week as well..even if I am the only unbeaten:D

[Fairwrning]

Didnt take long for RBW to grab Buerhle:D

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
Didnt take long for RBW to grab Buerhle:D

a game like that will only give him confidence, hek yeah ill grab him & i bet he kicks his
2006 stats ass too..


D-loc, eat me then serve me
a grand slam breakfast bro
lmao, i crack myself up

btw, in 2007 im 1-0 on your silly ass! woooooooooo

[Fairwrning]

I have 3 kick-ass closers..I want 1 decent power hitter..any position..

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
I have 3 kick-ass closers..I want 1 decent power hitter..any position..
I got 4, ditto me in that as well..

[SA ME WHO]

Originally posted by SA ME WHO
My pitching is not serving me well at all. I think starters are just going to sit for a while.

(WTF's up tonight? 3 home runs and only 3 ribbies? That's certifiably crappy!)

Maybe I just have to bitch about it. They didn't do bad yesterday at all........................ unless you were looking for one of those..... oh what's it called........ WINS! Yeah, that's it, WINS.

Yeah, yesterday was good unless you were looking for one of those.

[DlocRoth]

wrning.....sent you one.

[Fairwrning]

Done

[DlocRoth]

Right on.

Did we deal with Wells last year too?

[Fairwrning]

Not sure..but seems I did have him last year..which is why I don't mind having him this year..or at least til he goes on the DL

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, I think so....

He can be a monster, but I don't like him, not sure why...

Anyways, that's why I offered him, thought you'd like him again.

Good deal, bro.

[POJO_Risin]

I didn't see it to push it through...will go and do it now...

My team sucks...

that is all...

[POJO_Risin]

Fucking Brett Myers...

I swear to christ...how can an owner see THAT FUCKING MOVE...

and keep that bumblefuck...

Take your fucking #1 starter...

and make him a setup guy...

nice...

fucking homo...

[ALinChainz]

Wow Poj ... you didn't even take the time to tell me "Fuck off Al you raging whore" on that trade offer.

I am shocked and appalled.

:D

[WARF]

Okay fuckfaces...
I just saw my team for the first time today...
And I will now be 100% dedicated to the league after my diasterous porn site computer crash debacle of 2007....
This is almost as bad as when the FBI found homoerotic Ricky Martin pictures on lou's computer.... needless to say

WARFALICIOUS IS BACK BITCHES!!!!

[DlocRoth]

LOL

Welcome back, homes....

[Eyes of the Night]

El Warfo, what's your team man? ...

[WARF]

I'm named after the incident when Dontrelle Willis got a DUI after pissing on the side of his bentley. lol

[DlocRoth]

Porn, eh WARF??

Dude, you gotta stop worshiping Gary Glitter and Townsend.....

Seriously, next time you're gonna get locked up........

[WARF]

Actually it wasn't porn. LOL
I thought that was a good excuse.
I really don't have an excuse. lol
Actually, I'm engaged and I haven't been online for awhile.
I figured not much was happening the first couple weeks of baseball... and my whole fucking basketball team was injured so fuck it lol...
I'm back now.

[DlocRoth]

right on....

Congrats on the new ball n chain!!

[WARF]

Sorry Dameon... I ain't with 2 duds for a stud kinda deals...

Here is my trade block
David Wright
Jim Thome


Need
1st baseman
Closer
Outfield

[Eyes of the Night]

Hellarious indeed ... I think you're my only loss ...

[Fairwrning]

sent ya one Warf..

[Fairwrning]

Funny..Street gets a save for Dloc and Wells has a good night for me...

[DlocRoth]

Everybody's happy, wrning... ;)

Hey Brian....

Counter me.

[POJO_Risin]

last week...I get busted...0-10-1...

6 dingers all week...

today?

7 dingers...

fucking hell...

[Fairwrning]

Warf..I take that as a no on my offer...
I dont think Andruw for Wright is that bad a deal..

[BREW CREW]

Pojo, you said it was bad, but I didn't know it was THAT bad!
Any news on what we were talking about the other day?

[WARF]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
Warf..I take that as a no on my offer...
I dont think Andruw for Wright is that bad a deal..

I might do it... let me ponder it...

[Guitar Shark]

Jesus. 5 of my players are on the DL at the moment. Fags.

[POJO_Risin]

No Brew...I haven't had time to check...

but will do it tonight...I'll be over there to let you know...

[WARF]

Who do you want for Teixiera pojo?
I'll put Miguel Cabrera or David Wright in a package deal...
I also have Thome and Michael Young on the block...

I need a 1st basemen and an outfielder

[ALinChainz]

I sent you one WARF, not the big name deal like you're talking, but serviceable players.

Counter if you want.

[DlocRoth]

WARF...countered...

2 big OF you want, and the 1B.

But you gots to pay up.:cool:

[tjvhou812]

Go to bed

[DlocRoth]

Yo Shark...

Sent you one......

Nice deal WARFypoo.

If Thome goes on he DL I'm gonna strangle you. LOL

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Yo Shark...

Sent you one......

Nice deal WARFypoo.

If Thome goes on he DL I'm gonna strangle you. LOL

Thome is only gonna miss this weekend.

I only did this deal because I needed a first baseman.

Miguel is my favorite player in the league...

But I already have Hanley and Uggla...

So you get (2) 200 hit players that should bat over .320

I have an awesome outfield now...
with a first baseman...

New Lineup...
C-Michael Barrett
1st- Adrian Gonzalez
2nd- Dan Uggla
3rd- David Wright
ss- Hanley Ramirez
OF- Manny Ramirez
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Adam Dunn

[DlocRoth]

Gonzalez is a stud fo sho!

Hmm..let's see mine...

C- Johnny Estrada
1B-Pujols
2B-Julio Lugo
3B-MCab
SS-Michael Young
OF-Torii Hunter
OF-Juan Pierre
OF-Michael Cuddyer

With Thome and Frank Thomas at UTIL....

Michael Young will start hitting and Thome will be a monster....

And I agree with you, MCab is my favorite player too...

POJO tried to pry him away from me all last year.. LOL

Good trade, dude.

[POJO_Risin]

MCab is someone I'd pay a bunch for...and WARF knew it...

I had better first basemen than Adrian freakin' Gonzalez...

but of course...the deal you offered me was up and gone before I could even play with it...

and I needed a damn 3B...

I'd have given up a freakin' TON for Young and MCab...

[DlocRoth]

That's what I'm saying.....

Young and MCab is where it's at......

Easy deal for me.

Gonzalez is on fire though.

[DlocRoth]

Hey Risin...

Weigh in over at the De La Hoya/Mayweather thread...

LOL

Newbies are hatin me.

Yep, I'm still slurpin Lil' Floyd...LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Here's what I know about MCab and Mike Young.

Automatic statistics...and they are still in the prime wheelhouse...

[DlocRoth]

WARF offered me that deal with David Wright instead, but the sumbitch coughed up my guy after all.....

Either way......

Manny and Dunn= no joke.

[SA ME WHO]

WTF is up with all the solo shots my team is hitting?

Do their teams know how to get on base at all? Damn!

[Guitar Shark]

Just my luck

The commish delays a day in approving the trade... WARF got all of Miggy's stats today! ;)

Bastard

What a day he had though...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
That's what I'm saying.....

Young and MCab is where it's at......

Easy deal for me.

Gonzalez is on fire though. LOL

[WARF]

Thome on the DL ;)

[DlocRoth]

I hope Manny gets syphilis and his dick falls off causing him to miss 2 months....

That is all.

[WARF]

You still made out on the deal with Cabrera... my favorite fucking player... but I was freakin' out I had three Marlins on my team.

[POJO_Risin]

So you deal the best one?

nice...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
So you deal the best one?

nice...
sent you one bro, lets finally make a deal..

[Eyes of the Night]

Hey great matchup last week there RBW ... if it wasn't for a rainout, not starting Halladay, and Weaver getting absolutley fookin shelled it woulda been closer that your 6-4 win brutha ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Hey great matchup last week there RBW ... if it wasn't for a rainout, not starting Halladay, and Weaver getting absolutley fookin shelled it woulda been closer that your 6-4 win brutha ...

warning i see my hands are full
your stats are sick!!wow

http://www.benmaller.com/

nice read..hence the move ;)

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
So you deal the best one?

nice...

I got David Wright...
he'll be got for 30 hrs 120 ribi's and 20 sb's,,,

[DlocRoth]

Good spin.....

[Eyes of the Night]

Wella Wright got his 1st homer last night ...

[Guitar Shark]

You guys know there's a 50 transaction limit... right?

[Fairwrning]

I am gonna need a week like last week if I am gonna hang with RBW

[SA ME WHO]

God, what an abysmal night so far!

I wasn't TOO far behind before play started today, but, I'm going to need an extra strong week to even get back to sniffing fumes!

[DlocRoth]

I got J.D. Drew off waivers.... ROFL

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
I got J.D. Drew off waivers.... ROFL

Must have been a Yankee fan who dropped him lol

[Eyes of the Night]

That's a 60 waiver limit Shark ...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
Must have been a Yankee fan who dropped him lol

Amazing.....

What jackass would do that?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Amazing.....

What jackass would do that?

Like i said a Yankee fan,,,,

or just some1 who dont know shit about baseball

if he's stays healthy this guy is gonna put up some numbers

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
Like i said a Yankee fan,,,,

or just some1 who dont know shit about baseball

if he's stays healthy this guy is gonna put up some numbers

Dude, I'm not fuckin witcha.....

I'm agreeing with your 2nd post.

Drew is a stud....

There is NO WAY, Yankee fan or not, that I shoulda got him off the wire....

Best comic book guy voice...

"Worst G.M. ever..."

[ALinChainz]

The other question is how long before he gets hurt ... injury prone history to say the least.

[DlocRoth]

Doesn't matter....

Injuries aside.....

I got him off the fucking wire.....

FOR FREE.

[WARF]

Looks like I'm gonna waste my number one waiver position for Juan Pierre... he should be good for hits runs and a ton of sb's...

[DlocRoth]

Pierre is a good situational guy...

I dunno, I dumped him because I couldn't put him in my lineup......

[Guitar Shark]

Pierre is decent, but I'd have dropped him to grab Drew too.

The only reason Dloc got him instead of me is because he had a better waiver priority. lol

[POJO_Risin]

Yes...there's a 60 move limit...

and if you didn't read up on it...I think I posted at the ESPN site about it...

maybe here...

either way...

if you didn't read up on it...I"m not going to repeat it...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Pierre is decent, but I'd have dropped him to grab Drew too.

The only reason Dloc got him instead of me is because he had a better waiver priority. lol

Yeah bro.....

It's the sweetest plum..... lol

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Yeah bro.....

It's the sweetest plum..... lol hes a waste of lineup space IMO..just sb's

:cool:

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo Warf, I want Putz!!! ...

I'm owning the Mobsters 11-0-1 thus far through friday ...

[WARF]

Sorry, I can't trade any relievers.

I only have three.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Yo Warf, I want Putz!!! ...

I'm owning the Mobsters 11-0-1 thus far through friday ... see bro?
give up a decent sp & then we can talk bro, your 1 for 1 was off balance..
my guy ranked #32 & yours is #167 tweak it
and the deal is yours.

Info: my team isnt the mobsters, that was my football
league team lol
i think hes playing the guitar shark team!

[WARF]

Do you expect him to remember your team name, with the massive amounts of weed he smokes???

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Do you expect him to remember your team name, with the massive amounts of weed he smokes??? among other things, gym socks & a glass pipe..ala cardinal pitcher josh hancock.


damn speaking of that i hear he was decapitated on impact.

wow

[redblkwht]

YO EYES, you smoke Gym socks man? LOL;)

[WARF]

Originally posted by redblkwht

damn speaking of that i hear he was decapitated on impact.

wow

I also heard he was HEADing in the wrong direction.

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
I also heard he was HEADing in the wrong direction.

THAT was wrong...lmao


I am getting hammered this week

[WARF]

Pojo is gonna fucking flame the fuckin' shit outta me when he see's my new team name! I'm also gonna get my 2nd consecutive tie this week.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

My team blows dogs....

That is all.....

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
Pojo is gonna fucking flame the fuckin' shit outta me when he see's my new team name! I'm also gonna get my 2nd consecutive tie this week.

Nope....I'm gonna take you if Bonds gets anything less than 4 RBI's tonight.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
THAT was wrong...lmao


I am getting hammered this week no man you almost came back..
nice week warning, last night
i was thinking your right until i
just checked, whew!
very nice bro.

[redblkwht]

fuck yeah i got d-crotch this week wooooooooooooo!!!!

get out the whuppin stick!

warf your name, i had to log back on..lmfao!:D

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo Red, I know who the mobsters are ... and yeah I don't want any of your relievers either ... just want Putz ...

Warf, RP's are a waste of your time ... I might end up with no Rp's ... I can find other ways than just my saves category ... which is just 1 ...

[WARF]

OKAY EYES.... I'll send you a new trade....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
OKAY EYES.... I'll send you a new trade....

Thwack!!! :)

[Eyes of the Night]

You haven't sent me shit ... anyone want ingringhousen? ... lol

[WARF]

Originally posted by Eyes
You haven't sent me shit ... anyone want ingringhousen? ... lol

Penny & Putz for Isring and Halladay

[WARF]

deal sent...
Penny stuckout 14 in 7 innings last night... and is 4-0

[Eyes of the Night]

Dude, honestley Putz was going to be my #2 behind Jason ... I'd give up Jason for a decent bat ...

I have 37 min ...

[WARF]

I sent you two offers

[Eyes of the Night]

Aight ... still baked off my ass ...

[WARF]

sent two more....

Adam Dunn & Putz for Ortiz and Griffey

[Eyes of the Night]

15 min left ...

[Eyes of the Night]

10 min ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Interesting indeed ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Wella, thought we coulda done somethin' but ... librarys closing ... I'm outta here ...

[SA ME WHO]

Boy, I thought I was going on a run, but my offense shit the bed in an instant.

I STILL ain't recovered. Damn hippies!

[DlocRoth]

LOL at Eyes.......

[WARF]

Okay, eyes... let's make a trade again.

When the public library opens again... :D

[Eyes of the Night]

Funny shit huh fellas:cool: ...


:D

[DlocRoth]

Sorry Eyes...it's funny, bro....

"Hey, old lady librarian.....I need 15 more minutes....What?.....Hey, c'mere......would you do this trade?....I heard he's gonna have a BIG year.....What?.....You called security?......OK fine, I'll go......Wait......Hey kid!.....C'mere.....would you do this trade?......Fuck! Ok, I'm leaving!.....Bitch......."

[WARF]

I'll never forget my first trade.... it was 3rd grade... I traded my lunch money in exchange for my life.

[Eyes of the Night]

Pretty much Dloc! ... lmfao ...

[WARF]

Yo eyes... you got too many mariner players... you need to dump them... not get more of them... lol

[tjvhou812]

Who are the mariners....do they still have a team

[SA ME WHO]

WTF? Two 0/5s and an 0/4 today? Damn!

Way to try to help me stay in the game for the week........... assfaces!

[WARF]

nipple lickin' rocks!!!!

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo, the M's will do just fine this year ...

Warf, you're kickin' my ass again ... and why are you in last place!

[DlocRoth]

Holy Shnikes!

First JD Drew, now I get Ben Sheets off waivers.........

Jesus, whoever is dropping these guys.....

There's 5 fucking months of baseball left, and those 2 guys are studs. Give em a chance to heat up...

Or don't. I'll pick em up. LOL

See ya in the playoffs, bitches!!


Oh yeah, Red....

Good game going...I think it's 6-6 as of right now....

Good luck, douche. ;)

[WARF]

It would be nice to see Ben Sheets get in the double digit win column. lol

Every year Sheets is supposed to have a big year... and ends up either injured or loses close games.

I almost wanted to pick him up... because of his upside and good source of k's..
But I have 7 other pitchers better than him.

[DlocRoth]

To each his own, Bri.......

He hasn't been dominant in the past because the Brewers sucked....

Now they can score.....

When Sheets gets 100% healthy, watch out. The wins will pile up and the K's will be the icing on the cake.

You can't have too many good arms.....especially when you get one for the hefty price of Shea Hillenbrand....LOL

[DlocRoth]

What do you think, Eyes??

Oh wait, is the library open on Saturdays? Uh huh huh huh

Sorry dude, I just can't let it go. :)

[WARF]

The fucked up part about the, "Eyebrary Story" is he was fucking stoned too. What happened? Did he fucking chief one up in his car before entering the building? Imagine a bunch of nerdy losers and old people walking around lookin' at books.... meanwhile you got some fucking BAKED-OUT motherfucker with bloodshot eyes... frantically searchin' the waiver wire for a third baseman... while tryin' to hammer out a fucking trade involving J.J. Putz!!! lmao

[DlocRoth]

FUCK!!

My old lady WAS taking a nap until I read that and got a visual......I still can't stop laughing.....

"Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it."

[WARF]

LOL
Eyes got Ken Griffey Jr. too...
I wonder if anyone told him he doesn't play for the mariners anymore..
lmao
Maybe Pojo should suspend Eyes, and put him in a substance abuse program as commissioner!!!!

[WARF]

Eyes is lurking now lol....

He must be pretending to buy an "apple computer" and using the internet when the salesman ain't lookin...

[DlocRoth]

LOL no shit!

Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

Read this shit!! ROFL

http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm

[DlocRoth]

"Hmmmm...I think I'd like to look at a laptop now, kind sir. "

LOL

"Actually, I heard Dell makes a good computer as well. Standing there aint helping."

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
LOL no shit!

Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

Read this shit!! ROFL

http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm

That is craziest fucking thing I ever heard!
:lol:

Jerry Garcia should have picked a different career!

[DlocRoth]

BWahahahahaha...

His excuse?

"I thought it was an off day."

Brilliant. Ahh the 70's.....

Fuck BALCO. Give me the blotter. ROFL

[DlocRoth]

Peace out WARFy-poo....

Since your post made me laugh so hard I woke my girl up.....I have to take her to a fucking movie now. Thanks alot, pal!!

Later.... LOL

[WARF]

http://www.neisd.net/mac/tour/images/library/library_05.jpg

hmmmm.... Jeff Weaver or Sidney Ponson???

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
BWahahahahaha...

His excuse?

"I thought it was an off day."

Brilliant. Ahh the 70's.....

Fuck BALCO. Give me the blotter. ROFL

Fuck man...
Imagine Johan Santana on acid....
fuck the juice...
Give pitchers some 'cid...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
http://www.neisd.net/mac/tour/images/library/library_05.jpg

hmmmm.... Jeff Weaver or Sidney Ponson??? Id guess Eyes would take weaver..lol
no doubt being a mariner.;)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
LOL no shit!

Remember that Pirates pitcher...Dock Ellis?

He admitted to dropping acid before he pitched a no hitter in 1970!!!

Read this shit!! ROFL

http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm


And if you watch him in interviews now, you'd swear he was STILL on acid....

Dock was pretty damn good in the early '70's, but he might be best known for giving up the "transformer" home run to Reggie in the '71 All-Star Game in Detroit....

Check out the names of who hit homers in that game;

Johnny Bench
Hank Aaron
Roberto Clemente
Frank Robinson
Reggie Jackson
Harmon Killebrew

[DlocRoth]

Damn, WARFstradamus was almost right...

You are sweeping Eyes out except he has 2 fucking complete games this week....


What's even more messed up is you also have one.....

Strange days.....

[Fairwrning]

Jesus H Christ WARF...lmao..
I am not the guy who is dumping good players...

Adam Dunn for Vlad??!!
Tell me you arent serious

[Fairwrning]

Ok..maybe Dunn isnt that bad..but..no way I trade Vlad..ante up bitch

[Fairwrning]

You have the guy that I said at the start I would trade ANYBODY for..but I would have to think hard about that the way he is playing

[WARF]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
Jesus H Christ WARF...lmao..
I am not the guy who is dumping good players...

Adam Dunn for Vlad??!!
Tell me you arent serious

Dunn is ranked higher than Vlad this year... and Dunn is making more contact this year due to his new batting coach... Dunn is also stealin' alot of bases this year... more than Vlad will have...

[Guitar Shark]

I am almost to the point where I auto delete WARF's trade offers... ;)

[Guitar Shark]

Where's POJO? He left a couple of his players on the bench today.

Not like it matters.. POJO always manages to beat me in fantasy sports no matter what. Bastard.

[DlocRoth]

Where's Red??

Come out come out wherever you are.....

Cowering in a corner won't cut it....

Take last week's DRUBBING like a man......

Hear me, BOY??

Kneel before ZOD!! ;)

[WARF]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I am almost to the point where I auto delete WARF's trade offers... ;)

Dloc doesn't seem to have a problem with my trades...
He got fucking MCab, MYoung and Jim Thome...
Yeah... all I trade are chumps... :rolleyes:

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Where's Red??

Come out come out wherever you are.....

Cowering in a corner won't cut it....

Take last week's DRUBBING like a man......

Hear me, BOY??

Kneel before ZOD!! ;) you got lucky bitchie 3 of my platers had THE day off sunday.
your still in the cellah brother!!!
next time will be different & you know it bizzatch!

on to the punthers this weeks beating, im gonna make up for my 1st loss this week ;)

[DlocRoth]

I clown WARF's trading style too..

But if ya really look at em.....

They kinda work in a really, really warped way...LOL

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
you got lucky bitchie 3 of my platers had THE day off sunday.
your still in the cellah brother!!!
next time will be different & you know it bizzatch!

on to the punthers this weeks beating, im gonna make up for my 1st loss this week ;)

Just fuckin with you brah...actually it was a pretty good match up...

Neither one of us hit worth a shit.

[WARF]

Anybody want some fried bologna bitches???

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by WARF
The fucked up part about the, "Eyebrary Story" is he was fucking stoned too. What happened? Did he fucking chief one up in his car before entering the building? Imagine a bunch of nerdy losers and old people walking around lookin' at books.... meanwhile you got some fucking BAKED-OUT motherfucker with bloodshot eyes... frantically searchin' the waiver wire for a third baseman... while tryin' to hammer out a fucking trade involving J.J. Putz!!! lmao

Trippy ...

You just about nailed that one on the head broham because that IS eggsactly what Eyes is doing just before he comes in ... and when I come strutting in they think who's that all I do is flash open my cell because the banner even says Eyes ...

Yeah got my ass kicked on mothers day and lurked for a few yo ...


Jr's the shit ... specially on MLB26k at home ...

Last Gasp is my bands name too ... iffin' ya'll noticed that in my now playing box ...


*takes a rip from the Roth Army bong*

[WARF]

Wanna hammer out a trade?
I almost accepted the final one.

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Id guess Eyes would take weaver..lol
no doubt being a mariner.;)

I dropped him after he got shelled like 3 times in a row while using that fucker ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Ortiz is in my wheelhouse yo ...

[WARF]

sent you a trade...

[Eyes of the Night]

word ...

[WARF]

ill keep sending em

[Eyes of the Night]

mono y mono ...

[WARF]

sent a good one

[Eyes of the Night]

10 min ...

[WARF]

uh oh the library is closing again lol

[DlocRoth]

You da man, Eyes..... :)

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
10 min ...

Sent you one bro, hometown discount both ways bro ;)

git r done dude!!!!:gulp:

[Eyes of the Night]

Ah yes, the ol' "wake n' bake" ... nice and ripped ready for work in 10 min or so ... just lurkin' brohams ...

[WARF]

let's hammer a trade eyes... sent you one...

[Eyes of the Night]

15 min ...

[Loons The Great]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46659

[DlocRoth]

Goin Largo, blues man.....

[POJO_Risin]

Hey y'all...

Just so you know...

looking for a package where I can get a solid, reliable closer...

and a solid third basemen...

Yo Shark...

you blast me in hoops...most of the time...

so you winning this week isn't that big of a surprise...

I tried to set up my lineup beforehand a couple of weeks ago...but changed shit and fucked it up...

oh well...

I'll get you back...

[WARF]

I got Mike Lowell on the block pojo.

I won't ask for very much.

[DlocRoth]

Hey Red......

I'm like the 87 Twins....

Worst to first.

Under my wheels, motherfucker!! LOL

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Shark...

you blast me in hoops...most of the time...

so you winning this week isn't that big of a surprise...


Ties suck :mad: ;)

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Hey Red......

I'm like the 87 Twins....

Worst to first.

Under my wheels, motherfucker!! LOL your weekly dues are in the mail for rental space dude..

your team being there a mirage :cool: LOL

[Eyes of the Night]

Wella, that's my first consecutive loss of the season ...

[Guitar Shark]

0-11???

Holy shit, I think it's fair to say that you are kicking my ass this week AL... :D

[ALinChainz]

Doin' my damn best Shark ... I need to be a contenda ...

:)

[SA ME WHO]

OK, did no one else get robbed yesterday?

ESPN needs to be put in check! Unless we're going to say that my computer screen was showing the wrong thing all day, I saw 4 Cleveland Indians in the opposing lineup (while I was winning 8-2-2 in the latter part of the day). I know this because I was worried I only had 1 player in late games vs 4 players in late games (and losing my lead).

Next thing I know, I'm tied in the contest and two Indians were on the bench and two guys who had already played (and had great days) were put in their places (which is how I assume the score got tied). I know I saw Victor Martinez and Josh Barfield in the lineup (because at one time, during the game, Barfield and Sizemore were 0/2, Peralta was 1/2, and Martinez was 0/1 and I recall thinking "Boy, I'm lucky SO FAR").

It's not a big deal. (Well, maybe it is or I wouldn't have written so much.) But, if ESPN can screw things up so much (whether really changing stuff like that or feeding me the wrong shit on my screen for the entire day), then how viable a fantasy option are they? We know they've already messed up this year.

It's free. I guess you can't really complain. But, it does suck it major that I went into the last hours of last week's contest thinking I'd finally gotten off the schneid only to see things ended in a sister-kisser.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by SA ME WHO
OK, did no one else get robbed yesterday?

ESPN needs to be put in check! Unless we're going to say that my computer screen was showing the wrong thing all day, I saw 4 Cleveland Indians in the opposing lineup (while I was winning 8-2-2 in the latter part of the day). I know this because I was worried I only had 1 player in late games vs 4 players in late games (and losing my lead).

Next thing I know, I'm tied in the contest and two Indians were on the bench and two guys who had already played (and had great days) were put in their places (which is how I assume the score got tied). I know I saw Victor Martinez and Josh Barfield in the lineup (because at one time, during the game, Barfield and Sizemore were 0/2, Peralta was 1/2, and Martinez was 0/1 and I recall thinking "Boy, I'm lucky SO FAR").

It's not a big deal. (Well, maybe it is or I wouldn't have written so much.) But, if ESPN can screw things up so much (whether really changing stuff like that or feeding me the wrong shit on my screen for the entire day), then how viable a fantasy option are they? We know they've already messed up this year.

It's free. I guess you can't really complain. But, it does suck it major that I went into the last hours of last week's contest thinking I'd finally gotten off the schneid only to see things ended in a sister-kisser.

Which one is your team and who were you playing?

[SA ME WHO]

I'm the Metal Mobsters and I was playing Sons of Nap Lajoie.

I just can't believe that no one else got hammered. (Though I guess one mistake is better than the whole league.)

[Guitar Shark]

Not cool...

[DlocRoth]

No play in here.....

Holla if ya hear me!

[DlocRoth]

Fuckin A, Wrning......

I'm not talking shit here, but....

You had 38 AB tonight.....

4 hits....0 runs, 0 RBI, 0 HR and 0 SB.........

That's some serious shit....

Now all you gotta do is repeat it all weekend.. ;)

[Fairwrning]

I know man..fuckin horrid..I hate my team. I think this will be my last year of this bullshit..

[Fairwrning]

Yo Dloc..how in the hell am i still in a spot to win this week??!!

Not talkin shit or anything man;)

[DlocRoth]

Cuz my team blows.

And yes, NOW I'm talking shit. :D

[Eyes of the Night]

Goin' to the wire with RBW and I ...

I'm retarded for benching Blanton who got a CG along with a win and era diminishers ...

[DlocRoth]

Damn, Wrning......

With the Cubs up 10-1 in the ninth, Ryan Dempster pitches a 123 garbage inning for me.....

To give me the ERA win 2.92 to 2.93.....


I'm almost sorry. ;)

[POJO_Risin]

I don't even know who I'm playing this week...

[DlocRoth]

I think you're getting killed.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I don't even know who I'm playing this week...

You're playing me, and yes, you're getting killed....

I even forgot to set my lineup today, with three starters on the bench...

Looks like my offense is finally waking up...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm getting killed...

and I have only set my lineup once in the past three weeks.

I don't know what the stat numbers are...but I'm fairly sure my hottest bat is on my bench...

such is life...

I've got four or five guys on the DL...and just haven't replaced them...

I think I will...but I also think the days of me performing daily IN ANY LEAGUE...

is over...

I'm not missing it at all...

[DlocRoth]

I heard that.

I'm thinking about pulling out of basketball.....

Hockey was 1 and done for me....

I need my NFL though....

And I'm all about the baseball.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I may let WARF run basketball as well...

I LOVE baseball...my favorite sport...

but I'm more into watching the Tribe this year...then fantasy...

I'm also starting to question me rooting for players on other teams...

don't like doing it...

[DlocRoth]

LOL yeah.....

This sound familiar?

Ok.....I want the Tribe to win, but I need Jim Thome to hit 2 dingers.....

Sucks..... LOL

[POJO_Risin]

You had to say Thome...didn't you...

lmfao...

Yeah...I don't like it at all...

perhaps it's due to the tribe actually being good...

Al...I'll deal you LT right now for your two backs...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Goin' to the wire with RBW and I ...

I'm retarded for benching Blanton who got a CG along with a win and era diminishers ... & I had Derosa on the bench for todays grand slam..
i deserve to lose this week, bad choices 3 weeks straight.

gotta regroup.

pojo you wanna trade?

[WARF]

What's wrong Sharky?

The first place team can't win ONE single categoty from the MIGHTY WARFSTERS???

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by WARF
What's wrong Sharky?

The first place team can't win ONE single categoty from the MIGHTY WARFSTERS???

LOL dude, that's two weeks in a row now my team has shit the bed.

Very disturbing...