Hitch69 Takes One for the Team

[ZahZoo]

Appears our fellow Chucklehead Hitch took one for the team over links recently. Upon adding true content to a thread over there the Linker's photoshoppers fired back... Timing may be ripe for patented HitchRant...

[lms2]

C'mon Hitch... You can do it. You have been way to quiet lately!

[bueno bob]

Well, I'd say Ed heading for an "exit" is probably just about accurate.

Both career exits and life exits.

[JCOOK]

What the fuck happened to this poor bastard? Quick anyone know of a good emt who happens to be the greatest front man ever?

[Brett]

I doubt hitch cares anymore.

[lms2]

Originally posted by JCOOK
What the fuck happened to this poor bastard? Quick anyone know of a good emt who happens to be the greatest front man ever?

I do, I do! That would be David Lee Roth! Do I get brownie points now?

[JCOOK]

Sorry roy ate the brownies and the points

[Brett]

Gotta admit, the guy posting a picture of himself telling Hitch to lick his balls was pretty funny.

http://www.achance.org/misc/lickballs.JPG

[lms2]

Yeah... I enjoyed that thread. It actually caused me to visit your place.

[Brett]

I actually hadn't read it until today. Pretty funny. Of course then everyone started the typical Dave/Sam shit, but before that it was funny.

[lms2]

Not everyone... :angel:

[Brett]

Ok a selected group of everyones. :)

[lms2]

LOL. As long as you remember that. I generally am not a trouble maker. And I may end up posting at your site a little more often. Certain people can't go there!

[Brett]

lms I didn't notice you posted. I just don't follow discussions there as closely as I used to. And stop posting your fucking picture, damn troublemaker. ;)

[lms2]

It wasn't me! I mean, it is me, but i'm not the one that posted it!

[Brett]

LOL, oh yeah. ;)

[lms2]

Originally posted by Brett
lms I didn't notice you posted.

You didn't notice I said Hey Brett in that other thread here either.

A lot of my posts go unnoticed...

[Brett]

Oh you did? LOL, like I said it took me hours to get through it this morning, I most definitely could have missed it. It's such a non-volatile, friendly thread, I don't know HOW I could have missed it. :)

[lms2]

It wasn't this morning, it was this afternoon... but any way, its no matter. I am quite used to being posted around. :D Now lets see, wasn't this thread about Hitch?

[Kermit The Frog]

please stay on topic

[Brett]

What's the topic? Oh yeah hitch licks balls. Sorry, lets get back to that, my apologies.

[lms2]

:D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Brett
Gotta admit, the guy posting a picture of himself telling Hitch to lick his balls was pretty funny.

http://www.achance.org/misc/lickballs.JPG

He looks like an ass though in the pic. I would have made myself look at least intelligent and not a tool.

[Brett]

How exactly do you look intelligent holding up a sign that says "hitch1969 can lick my balls?" I guess the dude could have put on his cap and gown or something. :)

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Brett
lms I didn't notice you posted. I just don't follow discussions there as closely as I used to. And stop posting your fucking picture, damn troublemaker. ;)

If I go back, will you delete all of my posta again?

[Brett]

Will I? Don't know, if I am there and you're starting trouble and I don't feel like dealing with it, I might. Then again, I might not. Then again, who gives a shit. Please stay on topic...the topic is hitch's balls!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Brett
Will I? Don't know, if I am there and you're starting trouble and I don't feel like dealing with it, I might. Then again, I might not. Then again, who gives a shit. Please stay on topic...the topic is hitch's balls!

Sorry, did you ban Hitch's balls?

[Brett]

Hitch's balls I believe were probably banned, along with Hitch's vagina. But hitch's penis may still post.

[Dr. Love]

Did you just ask him to stay on hitch's balls?

[Brett]

Um....fuck....can't deny that one, I did.

[stilleddiesangel]

Damn thats a nasty mental image!!! :eek:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Timing may be ripe for patented HitchRant...

I'd say you're probably right.


Originally posted by Brett
I doubt hitch cares anymore.

If you're wrong, It's gonna be well worth witnessing.

[Dr. Love]

By the way, Seenbad can suck it, I'm the Curve Ball Champion once more.

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by Brett
Gotta admit, the guy posting a picture of himself telling Hitch to lick his balls was pretty funny.

http://www.achance.org/misc/lickballs.JPG

Why does he have HIS tongue out then?

[4me2poopon]

Originally posted by Brett
Gotta admit, the guy posting a picture of himself telling Hitch to lick his balls was pretty funny.

http://www.achance.org/misc/lickballs.JPG

Not a good looker.

Dog's sniff his face.


HIS FACE!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Brett
How exactly do you look intelligent holding up a sign that says "hitch1969 can lick my balls?" I guess the dude could have put on his cap and gown or something. :)

No, but you can at least take a picture without making it seem like you have Tourette syndrome.

[hitch1969©]

Brett, I think you're pretty much right. I care, but I don't, and I thought that I might jump in, I still think the guy is totally wrong to badmouth Ed, assuming his story is true.

Had I had the experience that he claimed to have had.... which I still doubt, but no one else wanted to question....

anyway.. had ed given me his personal number and rattled the drunk TO me...

I would have kept it to me.

Even if the guy is 2 legit to quit... I seriously dont like "the fans" backing him, on taking advantage of someone who is obviously hurting and maybe misjudging things.

So I chasted his legitimacy. I still do.

But the back and forth, the flaming....

I told you, if I came back to LINKS, I would not make it the ROTH ARMY.... Which is, what it is, but still is pretty GAY with all the threads happening. I heart the sheep pen, you dave it be or the grave it be motherfucks.

Remember when Van Halen was cool?

hitch can take a hit for the team. I thought the poser's pics were just awesome.

<img src="http://www.achance.org/misc/lickballs.JPG" height="400" width="600"></img>

http://www.achance.org/misc/halenballs.jpg

my only problem was that he made the thread too fucking wide to even read.

=h=

[stilleddiesangel]

Hitch makes a really good point here.. if I had Ed's number I'm damn sure no-one would know nor would I splash it over all the forums cos any chance of Ed wanting to talk to this guy now is zero. If he really did strike up a friendship then all this will have thrown it straight down the pan.

[MAX]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
I heart the sheep pen, you dave it be or the grave it be motherfucks.

Mass Quantities Hitch and thank you. :D

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by hitch1969©

But the back and forth, the flaming....

I told you, if I came back to LINKS, I would not make it the ROTH ARMY.... Which is, what it is, but still is pretty GAY with all the threads happening. I heart the sheep pen, you dave it be or the grave it be motherfucks.

Remember when Van Halen was cool?
=h=

Damn... the Army has changed... in it's prime a thread like this would be sticky'ed in main with the fanfare of a prom queen who lost the cherry to the small yet virile...

Instead it dies a slow and uneventful death in NON while we are entertained with Brett flirting gentley with lms with one kinder/gentler sensitive nuetered man of 90's response from the other toastmaster general...

This is not your father's Army anymore...

[seenbad]

I have a boner.

[MAX]

Nooooooooooo?????? Not Seenbad? :sarcastic:

[Rikk]

Hitch, you are THE MAN.

Seenbad, keep that boner in check.:D

[GAR]

Originally posted by Brett
What's the topic? Oh yeah hitch licks balls. Sorry, lets get back to that, my apologies.

http://www.achance.org/misc/halen3.jpeg

"..where's that stewardess? I want my OWN balls licked"

http://www.achance.org/misc/halenfa1.jpg

"I cannot lick your balls, Sir. Your divorce is not final.."

http://www.achance.org/misc/halenfa2.jpg

".. but if you show the problem to the Navigator, maybe he'll help"

[Seshmeister]

How gay is it that Goo closed that thread over there so that Brentt has to talk about it here?

I say very...:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Brett]

All I can say to any of this is....Wow. Some bizarro conclusions being drawn about me posting on here. Whatever.

Sesh, you'll find this interesting, I didn't know it was closed, and don't care even the slightest bit. I'm barely posting anywhere anymore, all of this is winding down for me. Got a kid coming, just don't have time to care about VH like I did 5 years ago. So whatever dude. Keep thinking what you want. The war's over, it's been over, and I could give two shits about old grudges. Any of them.

Hitchman, I'm in 100% agreeance with you and am as burned on the lameness as you.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Brett
All I can say to any of this is....Wow. Some bizarro conclusions being drawn about me posting on here. Whatever.

Sesh, you'll find this interesting, I didn't know it was closed, and don't care even the slightest bit. I'm barely posting anywhere anymore, all of this is winding down for me. Got a kid coming, just don't have time to care about VH like I did 5 years ago. So whatever dude. Keep thinking what you want. The war's over, it's been over, and I could give two shits about old grudges. Any of them.

Hitchman, I'm in 100% agreeance with you and am as burned on the lameness as you.

How much time left before the kid, Brett? You getting nervous yet?

[Brett]

3 months, no I'm not really nervous yet, just lots of planning and shit. And a cranky wife.

[bueno bob]

Just as long as nobody talks about David Lee Roth, everything's fine, right?

:rolleyes:

[Brett]

Whatever floats your boat and makes you happy. Just curious, are you really 30 Bob?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Whatever floats your boat and makes you happy. Just curious, are you really 30 Bob?

Yup, really 30. And seen enough of the links to know that anything pro DLR is either shut down as being "argumentative", "unproductive", or "irrelevant".

Wouldn't know anything about that, now, would I?

:rolleyes:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yup, really 30. And seen enough of the links to know that anything pro DLR is either shut down as being "argumentative", "unproductive", or "irrelevant".

Wouldn't know anything about that, now, would I?

:rolleyes:

Oh, and while I'm at it:

"Sammy Hagar, man, the Red Rocker! Van Halen's rockin' harder than EVER! Man, that Sammy Hagar, he made Van Halen BETTER THAN EVER! This tour is a HUGE SUCCESS! Only those idiots over at the DLR Army don't think so, but they're all FAGS!"

"Yeah!"

"I'm DONE with Van Halen if David ever comes back!"

"Yeah!"

"BAAAAA!"

"BAAAAA!"

Sounds about right for the territory.... :D

[bueno bob]

Hey, I met somebody from the links! Check it out!

[Brett]

God only knows what you're talking about with any of that childish banter, but like I said man, whatever floats your boat. But if you want to have a civil conversation and actually make some sense, you just let me know. After all you are 30.

[Lou]

OK someone fill me in, what is all of this? Did someone get on a private jet plane with EVH and take pictures?

[Brett]

I think it was a commercial flight Lou. At least it appears to be.

[bueno bob]

Van Halen's 2004 world tour has been such a "runaway success" that they've had to resort to using public transportation. :D

Coming soon - Eddie Van Halen sits next to YOU on the Greyhound!

Nothing personal, Brett, I just hate everything about vhlinks. I am, after all, 30. Rest assured, there's nothing childish about it, only the results of trying to be pro DLR there a few years back. Nothing to worry about.

Besides, I'm general executioner of sheep around here! I've moved up in the world!! :)

[Brett]

Whatever man, so you hate this tour and that people are enjoying it. Great, good for you. If it makes you feel better to trash the band, wish pain on them, knock yourself out. I don't understand fans like you, and I never will. I could careless that you "hate" a web site, it doesn't bother me one way or the other.

It's always personal, because people make it personal with me. I've just been around long enough to not give a shit.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Whatever man, so you hate this tour and that people are enjoying it. Great, good for you. If it makes you feel better to trash the band, wish pain on them, knock yourself out. I don't understand fans like you, and I never will. I could careless that you "hate" a web site, it doesn't bother me one way or the other.

It's always personal, because people make it personal with me. I've just been around long enough to not give a shit.

Yes, I hate this tour. I don't hate the people enjoying it because they're too stupid to know otherwise. It does make me feel better to trash the band and wish them every possible misfortune with this tour. They've MORE than earned it. They've shit on their fans for YEARS and I for one feel no need to do differently. So, thanks, I'll continue to "knock myself out" - it's fun!

Furthermore, I don't understand fans like you, and I never will either.

I don't really think that you "care less" that I hate a website. If you did, you wouldn't have gotten so worked up about it. Frankly, from the way you responded, I think it bothers you a great deal.

Did I make anything personal with you? Please show me where I said, "Brett, here's my feelings about YOU" and proceeded to trash you as a person. I'll wait.

My only "personal feelings" are that I hate VH Links, PERIOD. I have nothing but bad things to say about it. And say them I will, because I feel it's appropriate.

The end. Nuff said. Move on.

[Brett]

You have zero idea who I am and what kind of fan I am, so I suggest YOU move on slick. Because if you want to take me on about being a "real" VH fan, bring it on.

You think it's appropriate? LOL, whatever that means.

I'm worked up? LOL, ok man, whatever you say. I respond because you address me. If you think me giving a you a response is anything more than that, well I'm glad you think you have that ability to rile me up. Here's a clue, you do not. You're an amateur, stick around a while.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
You have zero idea who I am and what kind of fan I am, so I suggest YOU move on slick. Because if you want to take me on about being a "real" VH fan, bring it the fuck on.

You think it's appropriate? LOL, whatever that means.

And, likewise, you have zero idea about who I am or what kind of fan I am, as well. I see your point and very much agree with it, in so far as that's concerned. Cool?

Listen, getting into some sort of debate about "Who's the Bigger Van Halen Fan" is stupid and it's not an argument either one of us is likely to win. I have no interest in even trying. The only reason I'm here is to support David Lee Roth and remember what Van Halen used to be (in addition to tormenting my sheep, but I love them for it, too).

What it all means is that I don't like the links. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less....you, I have no personal opinion about. Like you said, I don't know you, so...OK, then....either way, I have no interest in arguing with you over these trivialties or anything else.

If I offended you, or if you think that I've attacked you as a person, hey, I'm sorry. The only thing I was getting at was that I didn't like the links. OK? And yes, since I don't like the links, I use whatever opportunity presents itself to bash on them.

Just relax, it's only a message board :)

Later.

[Rikk]

Bob and Brett:

You both are friends of mine, and I will say a few things.

First off, Bob...it does take a lot more than that to piss off Brett.:D But I will also say that Brett is a great guy (at least to me). I know that some people here have had incidents with him, and some of those people I'm friends with. But I will stay out of those incidents because I still think the Links has had good things to offer and there are some great posters there. I may not post there as much, but I still post there. The Army is my #1 home, but I don't believe in this whole ARMY OR NOTHING philosophy. Fans are fans. Some can hate each other. Some can disagree. But not all Army members need hate all Links members. I hate Sammy Hagar. And I can't stand Ched-Heads. But Brett is NOT responsible for all the shit that happens there. Fact is, Van Halen is touring with Sammy right now (God knows why, but they are). And during such times, a Van Halen forum is going to be inundated with Ched-heads. I do feel, however, that I can sometimes get along with people regardless of their musical tastes. I don't understand them, but I can still get along.

Sheep are different...sheep are blind morons that hate Roth and want to start trouble. Our Pen is full of 'em. Frankly, we put MORONS in our Pen, for the most part. If Eddymon ever posted here (and he's smart enough not to because he'd be dead), I'd throw him in the Pen after his first post.

Anyway, I like Brett. I won't defend everything that's happened at the Links, but he and I have almost always been cool. And I would also say that there are people at the Army that I don't like. Only a few, maybe (cough...Chelle)...but shit happens.

Bob, I must say that I'm supremely proud to have you as a main enforcer at the Pen. You are doing us proud...and there will be much wool to shear come Friday! JUST YOU WAIT!:D

In the meantime, I hope you and Brett can get along.:)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
...In the meantime, I hope you and Brett can get along.:)

That's fine, I have no problem with that.

I do realize that Hagar does have fans out there (however misguided they may be) and that this probably isn't the best website on the net for them :) I'm all for people going to the links to gush about Hagar there, honestly.

Myself, I just had a few REALLY bad experiences there some time back, but like I said, it was some time back and I really should do better than to let history cloud my judgement of the place. Hell, for all I know, it could be an outstanding community now.

I'm glad to hear that Brett has thicker skin than that! Seriously, it was in no way any sort of personal attack, I was just venting about my past experiences at the links...I'm in no way an Army or Nowhere sort, because I've done my fair amount of time posting links to the links for our fools here that don't seemingly know any better.

Anyway, I'm willing to put it all behind me, so, thanks for the interjection, Rikk!

Later.

[lms2]

Very well said Rikk...

(I hope thats not to flirtatious)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Very well said Rikk...

(I hope thats not to flirtatious)

LOL. Yeah, we don't want to start ANY more trouble now and upset people, do we.

[lms2]

Us? Never! :angel:

[Brett]

It's not a big deal Bob, I'm hardly here to sit and defend what goes on at my site. If you guys want me to though, I more than will. I come here just to shoot the shit, I rarely even post about VH-anything here at all. I'm pretty burned on most VH discussions after all these years anyway on every board, I'm just here to enjoy the sights. :)

Rikk you are a wise and noble person, you will be rewarded later in life. :)

In any event, I have a extremely thick skin, I've kinda had to. When you see Photoshop pics of Sammy fucking you in the ass, you sorta learn to. :) What's funny is I don't give two flying fucks about Sammy, apart from his involvement in VH. Don't own any of his solo garbage, never would. Never listened to his solo shit before VH, never did after. I grew up on DLR era stuff, I just refused to turn my back on Ed and his playing after Dave left.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
Bob and Brett:

You both are friends of mine, and I will say a few things.

First off, Bob...it does take a lot more than that to piss off Brett.:D But I will also say that Brett is a great guy (at least to me). I know that some people here have had incidents with him, and some of those people I'm friends with. But I will stay out of those incidents because I still think the Links has had good things to offer and there are some great posters there. I may not post there as much, but I still post there. The Army is my #1 home, but I don't believe in this whole ARMY OR NOTHING philosophy. Fans are fans. Some can hate each other. Some can disagree. But not all Army members need hate all Links members. I hate Sammy Hagar. And I can't stand Ched-Heads. But Brett is NOT responsible for all the shit that happens there. Fact is, Van Halen is touring with Sammy right now (God knows why, but they are). And during such times, a Van Halen forum is going to be inundated with Ched-heads. I do feel, however, that I can sometimes get along with people regardless of their musical tastes. I don't understand them, but I can still get along.

Sheep are different...sheep are blind morons that hate Roth and want to start trouble. Our Pen is full of 'em. Frankly, we put MORONS in our Pen, for the most part. If Eddymon ever posted here (and he's smart enough not to because he'd be dead), I'd throw him in the Pen after his first post.

Anyway, I like Brett. I won't defend everything that's happened at the Links, but he and I have almost always been cool. And I would also say that there are people at the Army that I don't like. Only a few, maybe (cough...Chelle)...but shit happens.

Bob, I must say that I'm supremely proud to have you as a main enforcer at the Pen. You are doing us proud...and there will be much wool to shear come Friday! JUST YOU WAIT!:D

In the meantime, I hope you and Brett can get along.:)

Shaddup!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Splooge
Shaddup!

SPLOOGE, don't make me sic my friend AIR on you!!!:D

[Reverberator]

This is all very bitchy .

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
SPLOOGE, don't make me sic my friend AIR on you!!!:D


Air???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Splooge
Air???

Oh, you crossed paws with him at the amazing and happening site TormentedVhFans.com. I seem to remember him kicking your ass.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's fine, I have no problem with that.

I do realize that Hagar does have fans out there (however misguided they may be) and that this probably isn't the best website on the net for them :) I'm all for people going to the links to gush about Hagar there, honestly.

Myself, I just had a few REALLY bad experiences there some time back, but like I said, it was some time back and I really should do better than to let history cloud my judgement of the place. Hell, for all I know, it could be an outstanding community now.

I'm glad to hear that Brett has thicker skin than that! Seriously, it was in no way any sort of personal attack, I was just venting about my past experiences at the links...I'm in no way an Army or Nowhere sort, because I've done my fair amount of time posting links to the links for our fools here that don't seemingly know any better.

Anyway, I'm willing to put it all behind me, so, thanks for the interjection, Rikk!

Later.

Good for you babe. I'm a self confessed Van Hagar fan but don't come here to talk about him, I can do that at the Links. Neither will I bash him here. I come to celebrate Dave and his work, classic VH and hopefully hear news about what the Diamond one is up to and the possiblilty of new music. But basically what u see is what u get. :D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Rikk
Oh, you crossed paws with him at the amazing and happening site TormentedVhFans.com. I seem to remember him kicking your ass.

It will be the coldest fakking day in hell that a sheep kicks my ass dude. He did know alot about Spam though.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Splooge
It will be the coldest fakking day in hell that a sheep kicks my ass dude. He did know alot about Spam though.

Oh, go choke on your staple food...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
It's not a big deal Bob, I'm hardly here to sit and defend what goes on at my site. If you guys want me to though, I more than will. I come here just to shoot the shit, I rarely even post about VH-anything here at all. I'm pretty burned on most VH discussions after all these years anyway on every board, I'm just here to enjoy the sights. :)

Rikk you are a wise and noble person, you will be rewarded later in life. :)

In any event, I have a extremely thick skin, I've kinda had to. When you see Photoshop pics of Sammy fucking you in the ass, you sorta learn to. :) What's funny is I don't give two flying fucks about Sammy, apart from his involvement in VH. Don't own any of his solo garbage, never would. Never listened to his solo shit before VH, never did after. I grew up on DLR era stuff, I just refused to turn my back on Ed and his playing after Dave left.

OK, then :) I'm cool, you're cool, we're all cool, so be cool!

Rothing on my merry way...

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I don't hate the people enjoying it because they're too stupid to know otherwise.


The air must be hard to breathe way up there. ;)