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Tom Vu
10-13-2004, 01:13 PM
Happy Birthday Sammy! May Van Halen rock on!:birthday:

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 01:14 PM
Fuck off, sheep.

light 'em up!
10-13-2004, 01:15 PM
Vu,

You seem like a nice enough guy, but you're obviously very lost.

guwapo_rocker
10-13-2004, 01:23 PM
FUK VU!!! :donkey: :monekyl: :hagar3: :upyours:

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 01:26 PM
Tom Who?

Tom You?

Tom Jew?

FUCK YOU!

:D

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Happy Birthday Sammy! I hope you still want to fuck my ass later!:birthday:

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

Dan
10-13-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Happy Birthday Sammy! May Van Halen rock on!:birthday:

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

Dumbass.

DavidLeeNatra
10-13-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Happy Birthday Sammy! May Van Halen rock on!:birthday:

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

too bad they put the baby in the trash can and raised the after birth...

diamondsgirl
10-13-2004, 01:46 PM
:moon:

Rikk
10-13-2004, 01:51 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 01:53 PM
Rikk, I'm at a toss up...I'm between this moron and Red Rock for the next sheep of the week. What do you think?

ThrillsNSpills
10-13-2004, 02:07 PM
Reel 'em in Tom.

Figs
10-13-2004, 02:09 PM
why 2 thredz?

Tom Vu
10-13-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Reel 'em in Tom.


Shine on! Shine on!

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/yacht5.jpg

ThrillsNSpills
10-13-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Shine on! Shine on!


Don't give me that shine on shit, you're as obvious as the balls on a tall dog.
Now crank up the real deal.

later

Vanstonica
10-13-2004, 02:38 PM
How old is Sammy now?? 97?? 98???

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Happy Birthday Sammy! May Van Halen rock on!:birthday:

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

you are at the wrong site my gooky little friend. #1 you are not Tom Vu. #2 if you were, why would you admit it? The self-claimed millionaire is now my pool cleaner for Christ Sakes.

you are by far, the most moronic person/ sperm guzzlin' asshead posting on these boards. No offense man. Just go away and die or something so we can resume our regular Dave parade without any further interruptions. ;)

Golden AWe
10-13-2004, 03:08 PM
Happy Birthday, Sammy!

You ROCK!




(use (R/C) the way you want in the second sentence)

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
I'm gay! I'm gay!

http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/yacht5.jpg

frenchie
10-13-2004, 03:43 PM
sammy hagar! 30 years of stupid songs! happy birthday

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by frenchie
sammy hagar! 30 years of stupid songs! happy birthday

Celebrating 30 years of musical excrement:

SAMMY HAGAR!!

JCOOK
10-13-2004, 03:49 PM
Can I have that fat fuck in my celebrity death poole..... Never mind its'"celebity death poole"

Matt White
10-13-2004, 03:49 PM
Who gives a FUCK about Spammy?

IT'S NIPSEY'S BIRTHDAY!!!! 80 years old!!!

Scuttle-butt says he's the next Van Hagar singer!!!

frenchie
10-13-2004, 03:52 PM
sammy hagar is a rock legend and the best lyrics writter!
bary manillow,(one day in his bathroom)

lms2
10-13-2004, 04:00 PM
Tom Vu... Please just go away.

Van Halen = David Lee Roth.

bueno bob
10-13-2004, 04:03 PM
Tom's looking really hard at getting SOTW... :)

Splooge
10-13-2004, 04:24 PM
Fak....I speak yo tong.

Splooge
10-13-2004, 04:28 PM
.

horty07
10-13-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Vanstonica
How old is Sammy now?? 97?? 98??? He is now 1 billion served in McDonalds years.

Rikk
10-13-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by lms2
Tom Vu... Please just go away.

Van Halen = David Lee Roth.

Ah, don't rush Tom out yet. He is going to enjoy the SHEEP PEN.

BARE BONE
10-13-2004, 05:07 PM
You crazy round eye.

BARE BONE
10-13-2004, 05:10 PM
Tom Vu

Splooge
10-13-2004, 05:10 PM
.

Splooge
10-13-2004, 05:17 PM
.http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=248389

CROWBAR
10-13-2004, 05:31 PM
Piss off vu! :heyfu:

Get Bent Please
10-13-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Ah, don't rush Tom out yet. He is going to enjoy the SHEEP PEN.

something tells me that a quick IP search on old Tommy Vu will turn up a few surprises. What do you say gang? Shall we rip this monkey an new asshole?

Splooge
10-13-2004, 05:44 PM
FAK.......Tommy Vu be who???????

Get Bent Please
10-13-2004, 05:44 PM
Lets do it this thang old school style. :D

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 05:47 PM
:D

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 05:47 PM
Its quiet now.... ;)

Splooge
10-13-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Get Bent Please
Lets do it this thang old school style. :D

:D

Splooge
10-13-2004, 05:53 PM
.

Bill Lumbergh
10-13-2004, 06:08 PM
"WHHOOOO Happy birthday to me.........Happy birthday to me..........happy birthday dear Sammy............HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME............and Mike's my whore...................."

Splooge
10-13-2004, 06:29 PM
10/13/1946?

The day the death of rock was born!!! FAK!!

4me2poopon
10-13-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
Fucky Sucky!?!?!?!?
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/five2.jpg

This slope was raised on dog-tookus and rice.

Viva Hiroshima!!!!

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 08:36 PM
lol :D

rustoffa
10-13-2004, 09:45 PM
Latest update from http://redrocker.com
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/1172/cabo.jpg

Antman
10-13-2004, 09:47 PM
Happy 75th Sammy you fat old fuck.

Hecubus
10-13-2004, 10:32 PM
No more yanky Tom's wanky...

The Hagar need food!!!

Looking forward to your new SOLO album.....

See what I'm saying?

Matt White
10-13-2004, 11:01 PM
10/13 is the birthday of a true music legend!!!!
Marie is 45.

Matt White
10-13-2004, 11:11 PM
10/13
This tough old bird is 79.

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:13 PM
Marie is hot. Id fuck her.

I dunno, is that Thatcher? She was a tough bitch alright. Dont think I'll fuck her. :D

guwapo_rocker
10-13-2004, 11:22 PM
But I want Marie!!

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:24 PM
to keep or just to borrow for a while? she looks like a whiny rag. lol Too much cuddle and not enough ass play. :D

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Get Bent Please
something tells me that a quick IP search on old Tommy Vu will turn up a few surprises. What do you say gang? Shall we rip this monkey an new asshole?

I wish I could take credit for ol' Tom. I really wish I could.

You'd LOVE to do an IP search, wouldn't you? You could then sell someone else out, huh?:D

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:27 PM
Thatcher looks like she get right busy with the ass playing. No cuddling at all. Best part is, afterwards, she have to leave 'cause she knows deep down it just wont work, relationship wise. It can never be serious. It would damage her legacy. Right? So on one hand you get nice pussy that comes with a high price and Im not talking dollars bro. And on the other hand, you got stink-weed pussy, with age spots next to vaginal warts, but free from the clenching arms of romance and commitment. Which one do you chose?

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Thatcher looks like she get right busy with the ass playing. No cuddling at all. Best part is, afterwards, she have to leave 'cause she knows deep down it just wont work, relationship wise. It can never be serious. It would damage her legacy. Right? So on one hand you get nice pussy that comes with a high price and Im not talking dollars bro. And on the other hand, you got stink-weed pussy, with age spots next to vaginal warts, but free from the clenching arms of romance and commitment. Which one do you chose?

Wow...that's the first time I've ever seen anyone consider FUCKING Margaret Thatcher.

These are slow times.

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I wish I could take credit for ol' Tom. I really wish I could.

You'd LOVE to do an IP search, wouldn't you? You could then sell someone else out, huh?:D

Ive been vocal about Get Bent Please. Ive announced that a LONG time ago. and still only use it to prove my points, like where you got that quote from. I was proving my point about alias's. But in no way was I accusing you Rikk. Why would you assume that? ;)

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ive been vocal about Get Bent Please. Ive announced that a LONG time ago. and still only use it to prove my points, like where you got that quote from. I was proving my point about alias's. But in no way was I accusing you Rikk. Why would you assume that? ;)

You've been vocal about what? About checking IP addresses?:confused:

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:34 PM
Ive been around long enough to know who I can and cannot trust. You would've known that if you would've just done a deeper search in my archives. :D Im very vocal and to the point. Some call it drivel. Those few are very low brow-I call it being open and honest from the get go.

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ive been around long enough to know who I can and cannot trust. You would've known that if you would've just done a deeper search in my archives. :D Im very vocal and to the point. Some call it drivel. Those few are very low brow-I call it being open and honest from the get go.

Well, anyway, I wish I could take credit for Tom Vu. It's a brilliant concept, hilarious picture. Even had me fooled. But if it's an alias, I'm damn disappointed because this would have been prime sheep material.

Anyway, it ain't me.

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:39 PM
yes. checking IP's. Tom Vu was claiming to be who he said. I found that fascinating and wanted to see if this was true. Sure enough, this Tom Vu turned out be another shit starter. You know, goes from thread to thread starting bullshit to atagonise the Roth members with the same ol' "hi guys Im new here, I love Van Hagar you guys are dumb and gay and Hagar rules!!!!" post that appears from time to time. This IP proved just that. I think thats very cool that the Army stopped an asshole linker or poser from starting bullshit fights for pure selfish entertainment. Come on man. Should be happy Rikk, we took out a sheep. ;)

guwapo_rocker
10-13-2004, 11:40 PM
I still want Marie...I think she sucki sucki long time...

sorry Tom errr Cunt.

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
yes. checking IP's. Tom Vu was claiming to be who he said. I found that fascinating and wanted to see if this was true. Sure enough, this Tom Vu turned out be another shit starter. You know, goes from thread to thread starting bullshit to atagonise the Roth members with the same ol' "hi guys Im new here, I love Van Hagar you guys are dumb and gay and Hagar rules!!!!" post that appears from time to time. This IP proved just that. I think thats very cool that the Army stopped an asshole linker or poser from starting bullshit fights for pure selfish entertainment. Come on man. Should be happy Rikk, we took out a sheep. ;)

You're right. It was too good to be true.

DAMN!! Now we have to find another SOTW!!!;)

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:43 PM
Well actually there was a few of us that were following the patterns in postings, and the times logged in and out, and how the words were being used. Its not hard if you widen your margin of thought from just one thread to another to the entire site as one big thread like I have. ;) I try to get to know everybody, if I can. Remembering everyone is another story!

GAR
10-13-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Marie is hot. Id fuck her.

I dunno, is that Thatcher? She was a tough bitch alright. Dont think I'll fuck her. :D

I could bust open them pissflaps! Hey THATCHER, c'mere!

Rikk
10-13-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Well actually there was a few of us that were following the patterns in postings, and the times logged in and out, and how the words were being used. Its not hard if you widen your margin of thought from just one thread to another to the entire site as one big thread like I have. ;) I try to get to know everybody, if I can. Remembering everyone is another story!

So, who was it? What was the other identity?

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I still want Marie...I think she sucki sucki long time...

sorry Tom errr Cunt.

what? that whole age spots on the vaginal warts didn't sell good to you? :D Fuck I got a craving for a cheese burger. weird?

guwapo_rocker
10-13-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
what? that whole age spots on the vaginal warts didn't sell good to you? :D Fuck I got a craving for a cheese burger. weird?

Odd, very very very Odd!!

But no, not weird at all.

Big Troubles
10-13-2004, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
So, who was it? What was the other identity?

In due time. Or maybe not. The trouble with knowing something like this means you have to weigh your options and sometimes just wait for the exact time. If that time of revealing even occurs. This person also has another alias, and Im waiting for that "personailty" to log on so I can at least render a conversation so I can get a feel for the wheel and keep the moving parts clean...Oh sorry, Kind of went of balance there. :D I hate fucking over people, even when they deserve it. I know lots of shit. Juicy gossip and "inside stories" make wonderful water cooler talk for awhile, but its still someones life and theres a humiliation factor I dont like to play with on people. Even assholes.
See? Thats how nice of a guy I am! LOL Put that on a fucking resume somewhere... for some kind of a job thingy.. or not. Whatever. Maybe just on restaurant napkins. That would be cool. :D

Bill Lumbergh
10-13-2004, 11:59 PM
I'm sure Marie probably just lays there........no problem, she doesnt need to move as long as she keeps her mouth shut(well not shut the WHOLE TIME :D) .

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 12:02 AM
just as long as her fucking stupid brother doesn't cum on my back..or are you inviting him? Hey Bill! I just got the new Van Hagar tour shirt in the mail, you should see it. :D

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 12:03 AM
That'll be the fucking day.

guwapo_rocker
10-14-2004, 12:06 AM
Marie is a little bit cuntry and that's fine by me.

Goodnight.

Bill Lumbergh
10-14-2004, 12:07 AM
Hey BT did you get the Lifetime Movie Network yet?! They're sponsoring the next leg of the tour............good chit! By the way I want the Hagar VOA bandanna that Hagar actually sweated on in 84.........trade? :D

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 12:15 AM
LMAO! no way. I got that bandana under lock and key my friend. I keep it in a zip lop baggie so the bandana has stayed moist all these years. And that baggie is in a safe. The safe is titanium, the lock is retina, pulse and key combo. :D

DLRdelight!
10-14-2004, 01:39 AM
Idiot

Nitro Express
10-14-2004, 03:20 AM
Sammy Hagar being born is another good reason to keep abortions legal.

Cathedral
10-14-2004, 03:31 AM
Close this fucking thread, NOW!

Tom, you wanna blow Spammy's pipe, do it on his site cause this here is the Roth Muh Fuckin Army, pal.

You here to stir shit?
We are well equipped to make you eat it when you're done.

kcmusician
10-14-2004, 03:32 AM
Well we all know what "real" Van Halen is:

Dave
Eddie
Mike
Alex

But I hope Sammy had a good one down at Cabo anyway.

Shaun

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by DLRdelight!
Idiot

dude, sense of humor. Find it. Get it. Use it at all times when browsing these boards.

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Close this fucking thread, NOW!

Tom, you wanna blow Spammy's pipe, do it on his site cause this here is the Roth Muh Fuckin Army, pal.

You here to stir shit?
We are well equipped to make you eat it when you're done.

Tom will fade away now. I dont think his shit disturbing is going quite the way he wanted. Maybe he will come clean and apologise and be a man about playing the puppetmaster for a few laughs at his expense.

Panamark
10-14-2004, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by kcmusician
Well we all know what "real" Van Halen is:

Dave
Eddie
Mike
Alex

But I hope Sammy had a good one down at Cabo anyway.

Shaun

I hope its so good, he nevers comes back.

Big Troubles
10-14-2004, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
I hope its so good, he nevers comes back.

You know Ed's pissed cause he aint invited. :D Maybe he will call Dave and ask him to play a few songs? LMAO 1996/2000 anyone?

jbsonit
10-14-2004, 05:15 PM
David lee roth sucks big fat cocks,The best thing van halen did was loose that fagot! Sammy rocks and all of you dumb ass roth fans who beleave that stupid van halen rumer about hagar bailing on the tour are a bunch of sorry want to bes withing Edward would pull roth out of the gutter and put that sorry ass in the band.Hagar out classes and deffenetly out rocks roth, Love you all,peace, Jb

guwapo_rocker
10-14-2004, 05:50 PM
Here JB! (http://www.charlietubbles.com/darkgamemen.exe) :D

Brett
10-15-2004, 02:57 PM
Tom Vu on my site is an AOL account. When there's a troll running around a web site, or causing trouble in some other way, you can almost always guarantee it's some idiot with an AOL account, usually dialup too. AOL should be outlawed from the internet.

GAR
10-15-2004, 08:08 PM
Like you never used AOL in the beginning???

Cathedral
10-15-2004, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by jbsonit
David lee roth sucks big fat cocks,The best thing van halen did was loose that fagot! Sammy rocks and all of you dumb ass roth fans who beleave that stupid van halen rumer about hagar bailing on the tour are a bunch of sorry want to bes withing Edward would pull roth out of the gutter and put that sorry ass in the band.Hagar out classes and deffenetly out rocks roth, Love you all,peace, Jb


LMMFAO, I was gonna hammer you for the cluster fuck of misssss spelllllllllings, but you are an alias of someone i respect, and nobody could possibly be as fucking dumb as that post makes you look.

And if i'm wrong, someone needs their ass kicked for not giving you the gift of education.

LMMFAO................

jcook11
10-18-2004, 02:58 AM
A round of waboritas and gravy for evryone ON ME!

bueno bob
10-18-2004, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Brett
AOL should be outlawed from the internet.

Sheer genius and the best idea I've heard over the last month! :)

Big Troubles
10-18-2004, 05:39 PM
and coming from Brett, Im really starting to wonder if he's back on his meds now or not? ;)

Brett
10-18-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by GAR
Like you never used AOL in the beginning???

No schmuck I didn't.

Bill Lumbergh
10-19-2004, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Brett
No schmuck I didn't.

Watch the language man, there are kids present. :D

tydhurst
10-25-2004, 06:58 AM
I did, it was shit. Tom Vu's avatar just looks like Misc Angry Japanese man. it made me laugh. I like the Halted "I'm Millionaire" english too.

He's still a Prick.

As for the other guy



Originally posted by jbsonit
David lee roth sucks big fat cocks,The best thing van halen did was loose that fagot! Sammy rocks and all of you dumb ass roth fans who beleave that stupid van halen rumer about hagar bailing on the tour are a bunch of sorry want to bes withing Edward would pull roth out of the gutter and put that sorry ass in the band.Hagar out classes and deffenetly out rocks roth, Love you all,peace, Jb

With his One Post. He took the time to make an account to post this comment thinking it would get the biggest reaction ever. It's by sheer luck that I even FOUND this post, let alone was shocked by it.

His argument isn't even based on anything. But...
i bet he's proud of himself.