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BigBadBrian
10-16-2004, 12:26 PM
Kerry cancels visit to West Virginia church

By WSAZ NewsChannel 3

WSAZ-TVHuntington, WVUSA

- A visit to West Virginia by Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry has been put on hold.

Kerry was scheduled to attended services at the Apostolic Christ Cathedral in Guyandotte on Sunday.

West Virginia Senators Robert C. Byrd and Jay Rockefeller were to attend with Kerry.

The church pastor, Reverend E. S. Harper, said they were not welcome if they planned to discuss politics during the service.

The Kerry campaign says the church issue did not affect the decision to cancel the trip.
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 12:29 PM
What a phoney...
Jesus Christ
10-16-2004, 12:40 PM
Judge not, lest ye be judged Gregory.
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 12:58 PM
Tell that your buddy FORD...

A witness and a judge are two different things...
Jesus Christ
10-16-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Tell that your buddy FORD...

A witness and a judge are two different things...

Ye hath know way of knowing John Kerry's reasons for cancelling his visit to that church, so why do ye presume to judge his faith in Me?
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 01:13 PM
Jesus how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Jesus Christ
10-16-2004, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
Jesus how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Verily there is no one answer to that question, My son. For the degree of acidity in human saliva would vary from person to person and the number of licks which it takes you might not be the same as it is for thy brother.

Thus saith the Lord:cool:
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 01:25 PM
thank you just one more question.....

boxer or briefs oh holy one?
Jesus Christ
10-16-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
thank you just one more question.....

boxer or briefs oh holy one?

Boxers now, of course. But back in the day it was more like a loincloth, as ye hath seen in many of the Crucifixion pictures.
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 01:29 PM
Who took the pictures ??
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 01:30 PM
thanks holy one!
Jesus Christ
10-16-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Who took the pictures ??

Gabriel did. We had digital cameras in Heaven even back then.
Ally_Kat
10-16-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian


The church pastor, Reverend E. S. Harper, said they were not welcome if they planned to discuss politics during the service.

The Kerry campaign says the church issue did not affect the decision to cancel the trip.

Bullshit.