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scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 01:23 PM
Who wins in a fight...Bush or Kerry......Im talking no weapons....no shoes...no shirt...just shorts and no rules.....to the death
No contest.... Kerry's a decorated combat veteran, Junior's a spineless coward. Junior goes down within 30 seconds.
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 03:04 PM
:rolleyes:
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 03:09 PM
just cause bush didn't have active duty doesn't mean he can't fight
maybe he's diabolical and a real tough guy
Not a chance. He's a spoiled rich kid whose Daddy has handed him every job he's ever known, including the current one. Junior has never had to fight for anything, physically, mentally, or otherwise, in his life.
ODShowtime
10-16-2004, 03:16 PM
gw would go straight for the nutsack and then start biting
ODShowtime
10-16-2004, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
Judging from his campaign, gw would go straight for the nutsack before the bell even gets wrung and then start biting.
that was retarded.
Originally posted by ODShowtime
gw would go straight for the nutsack and then start biting
No, that would require thinking and a sense of timing. Too heavy for a chimp's brain.
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 03:22 PM
to funny....
ODShowtime
10-16-2004, 03:35 PM
how about with weapons? I've seen gw sporting that chainsaw and looking pretty tough. What weapon would kerry get? An M-16 and some grenades?
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Not a chance. He's a spoiled rich kid whose Daddy has handed him every job he's ever known, including the current one. Junior has never had to fight for anything, physically, mentally, or otherwise, in his life.
You should read your bullshit before you hit the 'Submit Reply' button...
This post is pathetic...
ELVIS
10-16-2004, 03:51 PM
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:elvis:
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Not a chance. He's a spoiled rich kid whose Daddy has handed him every job he's ever known, including the current one. Junior has never had to fight for anything, physically, mentally, or otherwise, in his life. ”
You should read your bullshit before you hit the 'Submit Reply' button...This post is pathetic...
Come on guys...this was supposed to be the fun lets not take this stuff to seriously thread....
and as for weapons..ok they each get a 2 lb hammer....with a spike on the end....
lucky wilbury
10-16-2004, 05:47 PM
bush no question. at 5'10 190 lbs he can kick the crap out of kerry who's 6'4 180lbs. bush played rugby in collage so he's up for a scrap
Come on, the guy was a fucking cheerleader..........http://zhongwen.com/bush/w-cheer.gif
Originally posted by ELVIS
You should read your bullshit before you hit the 'Submit Reply' button...
This post is pathetic...
Please explain how anything in that post was inaccurate.
lucky wilbury
10-16-2004, 05:53 PM
the was in high school. he played baseball as well
Pink Spider
10-16-2004, 06:07 PM
In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.
Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.
No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p
scorpioboy33
10-16-2004, 06:09 PM
he was a fuckin cheer leader...hahahaha!
Big Train
10-16-2004, 06:43 PM
Without weapons, Bush by a landslide. Kerry would try to negotiate, pass a global test for all onlookers, pleading to the Canadiens and Germans in the crowd. Bush would walk straight up to him and punch him in the face. As short rasslin' bout later, Kerry would be done.
With weapons, Kerry. Especially in the duel scenario presented above, kerry would shoot him in the back, a technique he is proficient at...thrice!!
ODShowtime
10-16-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Pink Spider
In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.
Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.
No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p
Sounds more like a food fight than a battle to the death!
Originally posted by Pink Spider
In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.
Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.
No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p
I could see this scene in a Mel Brooks movie easily :D
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