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bueno bob
10-22-2004, 11:46 PM
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?









































































You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball.

Panamark
10-24-2004, 08:49 AM
Whats a brunette called inbetween two blondes ??

Translator.......

Coyote
10-24-2004, 03:55 PM
What's two blondes standing cheek to cheek?

A wind tunnel...

smaz
10-24-2004, 04:39 PM
Dude there's too many blonde jokes around....................
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

How'd you make a blondes eyes light up?
Shine a torch in her ears.

The list is endless..............

bueno bob
10-24-2004, 08:08 PM
The bowling ball one was new to me. I'd thought I'd heard all of them...my g/f's girlfriend called me from Atlanta and told it to me :) I was thinking there was some sort of "three holes" punchline to it, but I rather enjoyed it.

smaz
10-24-2004, 08:15 PM
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
It's harder to spread the legs on an ironing board.

Bowling ball one was new to me too :)

bueno bob
10-24-2004, 08:19 PM
So a blonde walks into a bar.

She should have ducked.

smaz
10-25-2004, 06:43 PM
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Rikk
10-25-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
So a blonde walks into a bar.

She should have ducked.

LOL!!!!!!!!:D

Bob_R
10-26-2004, 09:22 AM
Go here guys (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2305)

scottydabodi
11-06-2004, 07:44 PM
Why did the blonde have a black and blue belly button? Cuz her boyfriend was stupid too...

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:35 PM
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:35 PM
A. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
Q. They can't find the 11 on the phone! :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave at her. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:37 PM
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth! :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:37 PM
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:38 PM
Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
She got caught in a trap, chewed off three of her legs, and was still stuck.
:D :D :D :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:38 PM
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:39 PM
Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:40 PM
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:40 PM
Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant. :D

Viking
11-07-2004, 05:40 PM
Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them. :D

Antman
11-12-2004, 09:35 PM
A blond gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who was also a blond female asks her for her license. The blond asks the cop what the license looks like. So the cop says, "It's small, square, and has a picture on it." So the blond keeps searching and pulls out a mirror from her pocketbook and hands it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says,"I'm sorry. You can go. I didn't know you were a cop."

Antman
11-12-2004, 09:37 PM
How can do know if your landscaper isn't a real blond?

The bushes are brown.

bb64
11-13-2004, 12:10 AM
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath

Dave's Bitch
05-23-2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by smaz
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


LOL

canadiandlrgirl
05-24-2005, 02:32 AM
how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil:D

hey i thaught i'd join in on the fun.........hehehe

Shaun Ponsonby
05-24-2005, 09:30 AM
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were doing the breast stroke across the English Channel, racing, of course. The brunette and the red head both finished in quite good time, but the blonde didn't finish for another few months. When she finally made it, they asked her what took her so long, to which she replied "We,, I hate to be one to tell tails, but I think the other 2 were using their arms."

BenJammin
05-24-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil:D

hey i thaught i'd join in on the fun.........hehehe


That's a new one for me. lol!

How about the blonde who asked her twin sister why she was crying, she replied "'Mom died", to which the first says "Now there's a coincidence...."