redblkwht
10-25-2004, 11:24 PM
>Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
>homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed
>him. A bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, A good guy when Cheney
>did business with him. A bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
>Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
>Communist. But trade with China and Vietnam is vital to the spirit of
>international harmony. The United States should get out of the United
>Nations. But our highest national priority is enforcing the United Nations
>resolutions against Iraq. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about
>her own body. But multinational corporations can make decisions affecting
>all mankind without regulation. The best way to improve military morale is
>to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and
>combat pay. If condoms are kept out of Schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then
>demand their cooperation and money. Providing health care to all Iraqis is
>sound policy. But, providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
>heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science. But,
>creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an
>extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. But, a president lying to
>enlist support for a war in which thousands die is "Solid defense policy."
>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution.
>Which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet????? Being a
>drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative
>radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your
>recovery. You support states rights, but Attorney General John Ashc roft can
>tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what
>Bush did in the 70 & 80s is irrelevant. Feel free to pass this on. If you
>don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with
>Bush for 4 more years. Friends don't let friends vote George W. Bush
>homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed
>him. A bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, A good guy when Cheney
>did business with him. A bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
>Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
>Communist. But trade with China and Vietnam is vital to the spirit of
>international harmony. The United States should get out of the United
>Nations. But our highest national priority is enforcing the United Nations
>resolutions against Iraq. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about
>her own body. But multinational corporations can make decisions affecting
>all mankind without regulation. The best way to improve military morale is
>to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and
>combat pay. If condoms are kept out of Schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then
>demand their cooperation and money. Providing health care to all Iraqis is
>sound policy. But, providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
>heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science. But,
>creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an
>extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. But, a president lying to
>enlist support for a war in which thousands die is "Solid defense policy."
>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution.
>Which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet????? Being a
>drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative
>radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your
>recovery. You support states rights, but Attorney General John Ashc roft can
>tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what
>Bush did in the 70 & 80s is irrelevant. Feel free to pass this on. If you
>don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with
>Bush for 4 more years. Friends don't let friends vote George W. Bush