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Ally_Kat
10-28-2004, 11:38 AM
Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex

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Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

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The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html

Ally_Kat
10-28-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old.

nice.


But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


I'm sure no complaints are coming from that green thing. Guy is getting all the action.

Carmine
10-28-2004, 11:42 AM
Is that lime "popping the cherry"?

ThrillsNSpills
10-28-2004, 11:48 AM
LOL

Anything to sell a few more units.
It's all about the money. (another green thing;))

Carmine
10-28-2004, 11:50 AM
...he also got himself a "lemon", better look to trade it in!

diamondsgirl
10-28-2004, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat


"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."



Is it me, or do these folks actually seem jealous of the lemon. LMAO.

Actually, I wouldn't mind being that cherry gettin' some tongue. :p

Funny as hell, thanks Ally.

Marilyn C.
10-28-2004, 12:15 PM
Fruits having sex at a Catholic school? Naw never.

bueno bob
10-28-2004, 12:32 PM
Why not just drop some porn on the box cover?

Probably sell even better :)

LickMyCream
10-28-2004, 01:24 PM
I would like the job of teaching those catholic girls by the kinetic learning method, that sex is a good thing.

bueno bob
10-28-2004, 01:29 PM
hands-on approach? :)

Viking
11-08-2004, 08:52 PM
Hey, I got my freak on and did my squaw with a cucumber once while she gave me a snarlin'. :D :killer:

FORD
11-11-2004, 09:10 PM
FRUITS having sex on a candy wrapper?? Oh fuck, better amend the Constitution :rolleyes: