Threesomes [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Carmine

10-28-2004, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well...at least you got there...my old lady LOVES ladies, true enough, but we've never done one (together, anyway - she's the experienced one, I'm not) because she's so damn picky...lol...what a scene, I tell ya...

Holy F.. your half way home!!!!!!! go out some night and let her choose the lady! WTF do you care who she chooses!!

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Holy F.. your half way home!!!!!!! go out some night and let her choose the lady! WTF do you care who she chooses!!

I don't, but the problem is SHE WON'T CHOOSE ANYBODY!

Unless the bitch is a dead ringer for Melissa Etheridge, it's probably not happening...ughh....

Other than that, she always finds a problem with them somewhere down the line...

SoCalChelle

10-28-2004, 02:48 PM

Sounds interesting, but I'm way too insecure to actually ever do it.

Carmine

10-28-2004, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I don't, but the problem is SHE WON'T CHOOSE ANYBODY!

Unless the bitch is a dead ringer for Melissa Etheridge, it's probably not happening...ughh....

Other than that, she always finds a problem with them somewhere down the line...

Then but tickets to the next Melissa Etheridge show and get backstage!!!:D

Mezro

10-28-2004, 02:52 PM

Been there..done that.

Mezro...you go from one soft taco to the next...back and forth...when you spray, make sure you hit both of them...women get angry if they feel left out...

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Then but tickets to the next Melissa Etheridge show and get backstage!!!:D

Actually, Etheridge was here in Portland not too long back...she ended up going with her sister...I stayed FAR, FAR away...entirely too much estrogen in one place for my liking! I already had my night out with Opeth a few months before anyway, so she ended up going out with her sister and they hit a "girls" bar thereafter.

Trust me, if I could score some backstage Melissa Etheridge passes for her, I doubt seriously I'd be able to pry my old lady off of her, lol :) Be fun for kicks. Personally, I don't think Melissa's all that great looking myself, but my lady seems to think she's the best damn thing since...well...lesbianism itself, I guess.

Maybe someday...still trying to convince her to take me to the local swingers club, but she's hesitant; she thinks it'll make me "sick" watching it all.

Truth be told, she might have a point.

Then again, she may not :D

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually, Etheridge was here in Portland not too long back...she ended up going with her sister...I stayed FAR, FAR away...entirely too much estrogen in one place for my liking! I already had my night out with Opeth a few months before anyway, so she ended up going out with her sister and they hit a "girls" bar thereafter.

Trust me, if I could score some backstage Melissa Etheridge passes for her, I doubt seriously I'd be able to pry my old lady off of her, lol :) Be fun for kicks. Personally, I don't think Melissa's all that great looking myself, but my lady seems to think she's the best damn thing since...well...lesbianism itself, I guess.

Maybe someday...still trying to convince her to take me to the local swingers club, but she's hesitant; she thinks it'll make me "sick" watching it all.

Truth be told, she might have a point.

Then again, she may not :D

At least your "point" would enjoy it!

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:14 PM

Its on my "to do" list, along with a lot of other things that will probably never get done. :D

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Its on my "to do" list, along with a lot of other things that will probably never get done. :D

Bah! You need to live a little! Treat yourself for a change! Tell you what - make sure you tape it and share it with me...I'll let you know what you're doing right and what you need to improve on. I'm a professional lesbian porn watcher, and I can shed a lot of light on any confusion you might have and give you some pointers to get it down to a perfected science!

Come on, whaddaya say? :D

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:20 PM

Lesbian... I don't think so. It would have to be two men... and one of them would have to be David Lee Roth. :D

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:22 PM

What the fuck, tape it anyway :) I'll watch it!! :D

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:24 PM

Sure... if it ever happens.

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:27 PM

pssst...can I get a copy ?

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Sure... if it ever happens.

You do realize I'm going to hold you to that.

Calling my COUSIN DAVID right now... :D

j/k

Still, it'd be cool, hunh? lol

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
pssst...can I get a copy ?

Look for it on eBay :D

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:29 PM

You just blew it with the e-bay comment. Now you arent gonna see it!

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Look for it on eBay :D

ROTF!!

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:30 PM

Oh, come on, you KNOW I'm kidding!

My wife won't let me anywhere NEAR eBay!

:D

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:32 PM

David would probably tape it... but I doubt he would let anyone get their hands on a copy anyway.

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:33 PM

Yeah, HIGHLY doubt it...

Still, a good "leak" might get some kick-ass exposure; something like the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson thing maybe?

Might be an idea...fuck, I'd rent it...

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:33 PM

I have a cam, and volunteer my other services as the 3rd party!

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:34 PM

Now if we can just get Dave interested...

Wait. Aren't you married!

Back to square one.

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yeah, HIGHLY doubt it...

Still, a good "leak" might get some kick-ass exposure; something like the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson thing maybe?

Might be an idea...fuck, I'd rent it...

did you know that the Tommy/Pam vid made 70 million dollars. He was on Stern yesterday and they talked about it.

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:35 PM

Hey, what Carmine's wife don't know... :)

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Now if we can just get Dave interested...

Wait. Aren't you married!

Back to square one.

Shit! I gotta be more careful in what I reveal in my posts! Dammit!

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
did you know that the Tommy/Pam vid made 70 million dollars. He was on Stern yesterday and they talked about it.

No fucking shit.

Jesus.

I need to get into porn...that's more money than Motley Crue made on their last 3 tours combined...eeeks...

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:45 PM

So Bueno, have you ever?

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:48 PM

Nope. The Darth Vader part of me wants to (BADLY), but the Anakin Skywalker is still hesitant...do I let the girl touch Padme or not...this is the question...

Only now do I really realize the kinds of things I turned down just out of sheer ignorance in my younger years. I had an opportunity to spend the night with three (count them, 3!) girls and didn't go because I didn't feel like the drive to get out to their place :rolleyes:

Figured out later that, eh, it was a SURE THING...

Kicked myself in the ass ever since...

Nah, my lady is the experienced one in the household.

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by lms2
David would probably tape it... but I doubt he would let anyone get their hands on a copy anyway.

Thatz what Tommy Lee said too darlin'! :D

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:52 PM

Maybe he's (GASP!) self conscious...

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Now if we can just get Dave interested...

Wait. Aren't you married!

Back to square one.

I'm not!!

SBGMAD!! :D

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:53 PM

She's a hotty, too, you'd be lucky :)

Warham

10-28-2004, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Nope. The Darth Vader part of me wants to (BADLY), but the Anakin Skywalker is still hesitant...do I let the girl touch Padme or not...this is the question...

Only now do I really realize the kinds of things I turned down just out of sheer ignorance in my younger years. I had an opportunity to spend the night with three (count them, 3!) girls and didn't go because I didn't feel like the drive to get out to their place :rolleyes:

Figured out later that, eh, it was a SURE THING...

Kicked myself in the ass ever since...

Nah, my lady is the experienced one in the household.

Try not to let it destroy your life, Bob. LOL If I were you, I would've let that bother me for a long, long time.
:p

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
She's a hotty, too, you'd be lucky :)

Just how hot Army brother??

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:56 PM

I still think about that shit...and the two girls that were in the hotel I worked at - they called me down to bring them some towels at 6 AM (the time the front desk starts getting busy), so I took them some towels...knocked...the one girl opens the door stark naked, the showers still running and the other girls nowhere to be seen...she invites me in AND I DON'T DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH THE DESK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like abandoning my post would have done any harm, fuck, I ain't working there anymore now, and how much would I have lost by doing it!?!?!?

Somebody just fucking shoot me, please?

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Just how hot Army brother??

Hot enough for me to celebrate MY 2000TH ARMY POST by telling you that LMS IS SMOKIN' HOT!!!!

Now that I got a good 2000, I think I had better slowly back away from this computer before my eyes explode!

Life is good, troops! See ya laterz....

Warham

10-28-2004, 04:57 PM

LMAO!

Good lord, you've had your chances.

What a cruel twist of fate life offers.

lms2

10-28-2004, 04:58 PM

Your a good guy Charlie Brown. Had you of given in.... you probably would have wound up with aids or something. :D

Carmine

10-28-2004, 04:58 PM

Dude WTF, were you high? Naked broad invites you in...another naked chick in the shower... ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dude WTF, were you high? Naked broad invites you in...another naked chick in the shower... ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Yes, that part! :D

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dude WTF, were you high?

lol...nah, truth be told, I was involved, and still am :) But I will admit to being HIGHLY tempted!

Carmine

10-28-2004, 05:00 PM

hey congrats on the 2000!

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by lms2
Your a good guy Charlie Brown. Had you of given in.... you probably would have wound up with aids or something. :D

How so??

Carmine

10-28-2004, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
lol...nah, truth be told, I was involved, and still am :) But I will admit to being HIGHLY tempted!

did either of them resemble Melissa Ethridge? LOL!

Carmine

10-28-2004, 05:02 PM

gotta run- cya all tomm!

CROWBAR

10-28-2004, 05:03 PM

I hope not!! Melissa Ethridge??

bueno bob

10-28-2004, 05:04 PM

Crowbar...read the WHOLE thread, bud - it'll make sense :)

Carmine, thanks man! Had fun reeling 2000 in with ya!

Nitro Express

11-02-2004, 07:14 PM

I did two women in their 30's when I was in my 20's. They were staying at the same time share condominium complex as me in a ski resort town. I was over eating cake and drinking wine and one thing led to another. Kinky as hell. I basically gave em what they wanted because you only live once. LOL!

diamondsgirl

11-02-2004, 10:22 PM

I was with twins once (they were both guys. lol). I was dating one and the other one saw us sneaking off to be alone and said "can I come?"
I said sure...

It was the right place, right time, and the right guys. Not sure if that will ever happen again.

WACF

11-02-2004, 11:10 PM

2 guys and 1 girl....that's just gross....

diamondsgirl

11-02-2004, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by WACF
2 guys and 1 girl....that's just gross....

no, actually it wasn't. Just experimenting:)

WACF

11-02-2004, 11:54 PM

LOL....just teasing.

A buddy and I had a chance one time with a girl we met in the bar.
She was really wanting to go.
Said she loved to suck cock while getting fucked.

I told my buddy the last thing I wanted to see when I am gonna cum is his face a few feet away.
Could not do it...she was nice too.

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 10:37 AM

Had a chance to do a 2 guy/1 girl thing a few years back...problem is, we'd both known the girl for years, she wasn't anything to look at, and neither was he, so...we didn't...she seemed rather pissed about it because we kept teasing her, though - probably went home and put her shower head on super high speed massage that night, lol...

Carmine

11-03-2004, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I was with twins once (they were both guys. lol). I was dating one and the other one saw us sneaking off to be alone and said "can I come?"
I said sure...

It was the right place, right time, and the right guys. Not sure if that will ever happen again.

Thats HOT!:splooge:

Carmine

11-03-2004, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by WACF

she loved to suck cock while getting fucked.

thats hot too!:splooge:

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:13 AM

Hey Carmine, did I ever tell you about the time I blew it with 3 girls?

:)

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:14 AM

Before you panic, two of them were about 280 lbs (but TALL! Jesus!) and the 3rd was like 16 or something...but they were all ready to go...

Glad I passed on that one :)

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Before you panic, two of them were about 280 lbs (but TALL! Jesus!) and the 3rd was like 16 or something...but they were all ready to go...

Glad I passed on that one :)

ok, the 16 year old I would have passed on too( but I would got her number for future use!) and as far as the 280 pounders... I need more details, how tall? and were they generally decent looking. The reason I ask, fat chicks can usually suck a tub boat across a lake!

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
ok, the 16 year old I would have passed on too( but I would got her number for future use!) and as far as the 280 pounders... I need more details, how tall? and were they generally decent looking. The reason I ask, fat chicks can usually suck a tub boat across a lake!

Probably about 6'3" each...cute enough, but a lot of unneccesary weight, and the blonde wanted her sister in on it (that's the 16 year old)...plus they lived in a total shithole when I met them, so I wasn't overwhelmingly impressed, really...

Maybe I'm a bit too picky myself, I don't know :)

Still, my sex life even without the threesome has been rather great, I must say! Been privy to seeing things and doing things that many other men have not, I'd say, lol...

Actually, this topic got a bit off track from what I'd originally intended - more accurately, I was wondering who was pro-con, who had experiences good or bad, etc...but still, enlightening you all with my dismal failures has been kinda fun in the meantime!

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Probably about 6'3" each...cute enough, but a lot of unneccesary weight, and the blonde wanted her sister in on it (that's the 16 year old)...plus they lived in a total shithole when I met them, so I wasn't overwhelmingly impressed, really...

Maybe I'm a bit too picky myself, I don't know :)

yes, too picky! you could have better stories than a sailor if you had acted on a few of these chances!!

ahhh, keep working on the wife, thats where the big score is gonna come!!!

Bill Lumbergh

11-03-2004, 11:37 AM

I'm all for it.........in the early days of our relationship(pre kids) my wife and I did some stuff along those lines(swapping) . It happened with a couple who were friends of ours.....it actually happened several times while extremely drunk, but hasnt happened since. Not something we would do again, but I dont regret doing it.

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:38 AM

and for going off-topic, thats IMS2's fault, getting me all excited!!!! LOL!

only to take me down in flames because of that "I'm married" thing, shheeesh!

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:39 AM

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
yes, too picky! you could have better stories than a sailor if you had acted on a few of these chances!!

ahhh, keep working on the wife, thats where the big score is gonna come!!!

I'm figuring so.

The girl I was with before my old lady, now...her big fantasy was to be 69ing with another girl while I was pounding away at the other girl, then to blow in the other girl and have it all slop out on her face.

I am NOT making that one up, gentlemen.

Never happened.........I got a bit worried about her ex-Marine husband; he didn't have any problem with us being together, but I did - didn't want him to all of a sudden decide he was the jealous sort, you know...plus it wasn't really cool having her go back home to him at the end of our day, lol :)

Had she not been married, she'd have been a keeper, I say...lol

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm all for it.........in the early days of our relationship(pre kids) my wife and I did some stuff along those lines(swapping) . It happened with a couple who were friends of ours.....it actually happened several times while extremely drunk, but hasnt happened since. Not something we would do again, but I dont regret doing it.

Now see, the whole 3some (or 4some) thing I'm OK with, but I DON'T wanna do the partner-swapping thing, at all...neither does she...and it's just because I don't want some other guy putting his hands and penis all over her. Call me dumb, but I guess love does that to ya...heh heh...

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm figuring so.

The girl I was with before my old lady, now...her big fantasy was to be 69ing with another girl while I was pounding away at the other girl, then to blow in the other girl and have it all slop out on her face.

I am NOT making that one up, gentlemen.

Never happened.........I got a bit worried about her ex-Marine husband; he didn't have any problem with us being together, but I did - didn't want him to all of a sudden decide he was the jealous sort, you know...plus it wasn't really cool having her go back home to him at the end of our day, lol :)

Had she not been married, she'd have been a keeper, I say...lol

alright, thats it. I want your little black book, complete with addresses and phone numbers...a point system is not neccessary, every girl you ever knew is a F'N playa!

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
alright, thats it. I want your little black book, complete with addresses and phone numbers...a point system is not neccessary, every girl you ever knew is a F'N playa!

Oh, this should make your mouth water...you ever been with a woman who squirts when she ejaculates? I got one of those in my closet, too...

Funny thing is, I never knew that was even a possibility for some women up to that point.

BUT I SHIT YOU NOT - best sex I've EVER had in my life is with my wife. They ALL pale compared to her.

Bill Lumbergh

11-03-2004, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Now see, the whole 3some (or 4some) thing I'm OK with, but I DON'T wanna do the partner-swapping thing, at all...neither does she...and it's just because I don't want some other guy putting his hands and penis all over her. Call me dumb, but I guess love does that to ya...heh heh...

I agree with ya 100 percent........this was not too long into our relationship. This was around 8 years ago, and there is NO WAY we would ever do it again. And there is no way I could ever bring another chick home, she kicks my ass now when I even look at chick on the street. She regrets what we did big time to this day..........

Bill Lumbergh

11-03-2004, 11:51 AM

Oh and we were WAYYYYYYYY drunk when that stuff went on.........I mean "blacking out" drunk LOL

Carmine

11-03-2004, 11:55 AM

Bill, after all my "Romps", best sex I have ever had has been with my wife too!

and, she squirts GALLONS! If she gets on top...I need a tarp and an umbrella!

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Bill, after all my "Romps", best sex I have ever had has been with my wife too!

and, she squirts GALLONS! If she gets on top...I need a tarp and an umbrella!

Lucky boy :)

Carmine

11-03-2004, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Lucky boy :)

yep, now if I could just get her into other chicks......

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
yep, now if I could just get her into other chicks......

LMAO!

You just can't win 'em all, can ya?

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 12:06 PM

See, that's the cool thing about going out with my lady...she spends more time looking at other girls than I do. Seriously, she'll be the first to notice a huge set of tits on another girl...myself, I barely even look, she catches all that shit for me and then points it out.

There's just something about her that dominates my attention...always has and always will.

Carmine

11-03-2004, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
LMAO!

You just can't win 'em all, can ya?

never say die Bob! never say die!:D

psst, she has 4 sisters!

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 12:08 PM

Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

Carmine

11-03-2004, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

LOL! I'll take the $100, it will help cover the divorce costs! BTW, I know I could get 2 of them with no problem at all, today...if I wanted too!

ODShowtime

11-03-2004, 01:49 PM

One thing I'll say is that it's like when the planets align. It happens very rarely and you can't expect it. It just happens. And most likely it will not happen again for a long ass time.

Nickdfresh

11-03-2004, 02:04 PM

I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.:(

Carmine

11-03-2004, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.:(

lost out? how?:confused:

Nickdfresh

11-03-2004, 03:45 PM

I waited tables at a restaurant in college. I hated the job. But I always met cute, if unstable, waitresses. When I first started. I worked with these 2 girls who shared an apartment and went to UB. One was a smokin' hot 19 yr. old with a super-rack. But the other just got out of jail, she was not so hot, but passable if she had another girl on her.

We were talking one afternoon after they got off work (and I was unfortunately starting my shift) and they pretty much told me without saying as much that got it on with each other and were in fact in a relationship. We were supposed to go get drinks after work some night later that week when we all had the same shift. But the jailbird chic got fired only a couple of days later (she had a drug problem that I heard involved using and dealing heroin-definitely not hot!) and her hottie friend left soon after. I'm pretty sure I could have made it work, maybe as a regular thing. They were really nice girls although the one was definitely whacked (I think the jail term was the red flag-Ithink she got fired for coming to work high or something).

That's why you have to live for today/carpe diem and all that. That one of those moments you sort of kick yourself for. I should have gotten their number right there! I think I figured I had time and it was going to happen. I'd of been happy with the just one girl though. She was smokin'.:56k:

Carmine

11-03-2004, 03:56 PM

tip....the next time two chicks tell you that they get it on with each other,

unzip pants....pull out weiner.....grab the one closest to ya........apply her hand to the already exposed weiner.....grab other chick...... shove tounge down throat...... clap your hands together(if you have the "clapper") and turn out the lights................its PARTY TIME!

Carmine

11-03-2004, 03:58 PM

trust me, that works..............and yes at the time I had "The Clapper"!

ODShowtime

11-03-2004, 04:05 PM

alcohol

Nickdfresh

11-03-2004, 04:13 PM

LOL- Unfortunately I was talking to them on the street outside the restaurant in the middle of the day as they were leaving and I was going in. They fucking left alright! I never did work with them again! I hated that fucking job! Although if the one did indeed shoot smack, that would have been a worry.

I think the plan was to take them out the following weekend and buy lots of drink and go over to the apartment for marathon contact aerobics.

I was also distracted with another waitress I did end up seeing for a while. But she was also a bit of a druggie, so that didn't last.

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
trust me, that works....

Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...

Carmine

11-03-2004, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...

LOL!

Edit--- clarify that there will be no charges filed before the exposing of the weiner!

Nickdfresh

11-03-2004, 05:02 PM

Uh Ladies...can I show you my weiner?? Owe. No don't kick me there. Ahhhhh Stop...Not the pepper spray...I was only kidding...

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 05:09 PM

Bah. Pepper sprays like mouth wash once you get used to it. :)

stilleddiesangel

11-03-2004, 09:24 PM

Two men sounds like a lot of fun.. dont do women... no dick equals no shaggipoos!!! :D

bueno bob

11-03-2004, 09:59 PM

There must be shagipoos... :) I like that word.

Hecubus

11-04-2004, 12:01 AM

almost....

but hey....that counts only in horeshoes & hand grenades.

WACF

11-04-2004, 10:13 AM

Shagipoos are an essential service....

scottydabodi

11-04-2004, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
So, guys and dolls...have you ever done one, and what was your take on it? Pro or con, good or bad, would you ever do it again?

Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...

bueno bob

11-04-2004, 02:09 PM

Sweetness, we like the sick details!!

That's the thing that's really held me back...you know, it sounds like all fun and games at the time, but at the end of the day - I FUCKING HATE DRAMA!! And I think a 3some would just create so much of an emotional mess (with my wife, anyway) it would be a disaster. I've heard a LOT of people saying that the doing so is fun, but the aftermath that can result makes the whole thing really not worth it.

Which is, truthfully, why I should be single and banging every chick on the planet while their sisters watch and get all worked up, then jump into the frey.

:D

Bueno Bob? Nah. EVIL Bob... :)

ODShowtime

11-04-2004, 03:44 PM

mad dog 20/20 and sorority sisters

Nickdfresh

11-04-2004, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...

I hate you you lucky bastard!