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Ally_Kat
11-11-2004, 10:34 PM
Coffee made from cat droppings

A Dutch online shop is selling coffee made from cat droppings - for £14 an ounce.

Kopi Luwak, or civet cat coffee, is produced by the civet cat in Sumatra, reports Dagblad van het Noorden.

It eats ripe coffee beans which are then hand-picked from its droppings by local people.

The beans are of the highest quality but the work is so intensive that only 500kg is made each year.

Dutch connoisseur Bob Dam, from Groningen, said the coffee has a fine chocolate aroma which tastes delicious at the back of the throat.

"The taste is exquiste but it is too expensive to really enjoy the coffee," he added.
FORD
11-12-2004, 01:25 AM
So that explains Den's mental problems....

He drinks catshit for breakfast. No wonder he's fucked up!
DeadOrAlive
11-12-2004, 01:28 AM
The best part of wakin' up is cat crap in your cup!!
FORD
11-12-2004, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
The best part of wakin' up is cat crap in your cup!!

OK, that shit's worth a vote.

err no pun intended.
JCOOK
11-12-2004, 05:28 AM
That is fucking catastrophic what a fucking catastrophe. something this catacalismic.I'm in a catatonic state"One double latte extra cream to go"
lms2
11-12-2004, 05:32 AM
I will never look at my morning coffee the same way again. :D
WACF
11-12-2004, 10:24 AM
I believe it has something to do with the cat can not digest the coffee bean...but....something happens to the bean as it passes through the digestive system that makes it better.

I still would not consider trying it though.
Snow Ho
11-12-2004, 10:42 AM
i'd like to know who the hell thought *you know what i wonder what coffee would taste like after it passed through the digestive system of a cat* a cat??? catshits the worst smell...gag!!!
stilleddiesangel
11-12-2004, 11:31 AM
B * A * R * F Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
DeadOrAlive
11-12-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by FORD
OK, that shit's worth a vote.

err no pun intended.

YEE HAW!! Thanks Ford, I'll return the favor! A vote for you too!!
Nickdfresh
11-12-2004, 07:41 PM
AHHHHHH!!!! Do they make cat beer.
SoCalChelle
11-13-2004, 11:07 AM
"Hey Jim, where'd you get this coffee? This is good shit!"

"Dude, you have NO idea..."
Mezro
11-13-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Coffee made from cat droppings

This was perfected by Starbucks years ago.

Mezro...i'd like a double crap capp...
Switch84
11-13-2004, 04:58 PM
:eek: I've NEVER wanted a cup of joe bad enough to drink some from cat shit!

Snow Ho's right! I had a kitty, and cleaning his litterbox was the absolute worst smelling crap you could ever imagine!

YUCK POO!!!
Nickdfresh
11-13-2004, 05:21 PM
I like my coffee black, not brown!
JCOOK
11-15-2004, 03:27 AM
"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home?"
Cathedral
11-15-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
AHHHHHH!!!! Do they make cat beer.

I sure do, just hold your glass down low and i'll fire up the tap for ya real quick, lmmfao.

As for the coffee, it ain't so bad once i get the beans to stay down.

On the bright side, I have tuition for my youngun, for life. :D