Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

[Cato]

good question eh?:cato:

[John Holmes]

There is a simple answer to your simple question.

The reason Sambo Haggar isn't bald is because there's a load of fertilizer manure inside his skull.

His haris have, indeed, an optimal nutrition to grow strong.

[Panamark]

The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.

[vamp1227]

Originally posted by Panamark
The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.
LMAO

[DavidLeeNatra]

too many female hormons in is blood...

[Sarge]

Originally posted by John Holmes
There is a simple answer to your simple question.

The reason Sambo Haggar isn't bald is because there's a load of fertilizer manure inside his skull.

His haris have, indeed, an optimal nutrition to grow strong.

Awesome~

[Gmoney]

Wigs don't die!!!

[Viking]

Sammy is bald. That shit on his head is just pubic hair that didn't know when to stop........:lol:

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.
Striving to maintain those lustrous locks,it is quite possible slammy took it one step further.A full-on fucking nullo.:D

[WACF]

Only cool guys lose their hair...

[Panamark]

All cunts have hair on them ! (Unless they are shaved !!)

[ian_doherty]

sammy actually had the pubic hair of a goat surgically transplanted to his head .

[Figs]

Yotsuga, try to understand that the future of our world depends on you. Imagine what life would be like with that bald, miserable, ugly old coot ruling our world. It's bad enough he has to live here!

[Figs]

Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?

[Figs]

Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

[Matt White]

Re-mark-able!

[Figs]

even though he has poodle hair, his hair is quite intact for a 58 (or whatever) year old. if it's real, that it....

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
too many female hormons in is blood...

That explains his breasts then

[vanzilla]

I think I'd rather be bald than fat. There are more cool looking bald mother fuckers out there than there are fat ones. Plus chicks dig the chrome dome.

[WOAHYEAH]

http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/sammyhpc.jpg

Look again. . . .

http://asseenontv.8m.com/magic%20mop%20whole.jpg


Thus proving my suspicions that Hagar is a mop-head.

[vanzilla]

There is an uncanny resemblance there. Did ya ever notice you never see him in the same room with a mop?

[vanzilla]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
[B]http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/sammyhpc.jpg

Look again. . . .

Is he forcing this guy to blow him or what? That guy looks a little to willing if you ask me.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

That nitwit doesn't even have that queer hairdo on purpose. It's just his fag hairdresser who thinks he looks cute like that.:D

[Jamocha Joe]

Originally posted by vanzilla
There is an uncanny resemblance there. Did ya ever notice you never see him in the same room with a mop?

Hmmm. Makes you wonder.

But you'd have to be King Kong to turn that fat load over and mop up a load of raw spewage with his tangled web.

[flappo]

hagar the horrible

look that cartoon up

:D

[Cato]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I think I'd rather be bald than fat. There are more cool looking bald mother fuckers out there than there are fat ones. Plus chicks dig the chrome dome.
exactly exactly

[GAR]

Originally posted by Panamark
The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.

No, PANAMARK - the secret is in getting rid of the toxicity of one's own testosterone; some kill off their tasties with booze, while others like Sammy HAGAR fight fire with fire by taking on the testicles of other males! Just look at Rod Stewart - full head of hair!

It's bench-racin' science, and unproven because I ain't gonna run no clinical trials n'shit - but look at Rod and also George Michaels.. FULL HEAD O'HAIR!

[Panamark]

You can actually inherit good hair genes too.
If your Grandfather (on you motheres side) had hair.
You should be fine.

But its scientifically proven that castration, stops hair loss.

[generalroth]

he is using a old bozo wig!

[Figs]

It wouldn't surprise me if everyone involved in VH has at least colored his hair...

[Nitro Express]

If you made an 18 inch high exact look a like doll of Sammy Hagar, it would make an excellent toilet mop. That head of clown hair would really scrub the bowl clean.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/sammyhpc.jpg

Look again. . . .

http://asseenontv.8m.com/magic%20mop%20whole.jpg


Thus proving my suspicions that Hagar is a mop-head.

So his name is actually Swiffer Hagar, makes sense to me. :)

[Golden AWe]

A classic thread.

[redballjet]

Hey, is your dickhead bald?

[113]

Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.

[113]

On the subject of dyed hair, Ed dyes his hair for sure, as it had grey bits in during the 1991 FUCK tour. Dave dyes his original hair at the sides and his side burns, as they are grey on a fox television interview from early last year.

[diamondsgirl]

Sam needs all that hair to hide is ugly mug.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by 113
Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.

are you obsessed with Dave's hair? :confused:

[Coyote]

The aliens gave him the ultimate perm.

Which might just show who's side they're on...

[113]

Diamond girl, no i`ve just read a lot of Dave hair threads on various forums, and am just curious. David Lee Roth`s hair is the most talked about head of hair in rock music.

[SNIPER]

ever seen a bald sheep? Maybe someone should make a sweater it i say.

[Matt White]

Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

http://www.savontv.com/igia/im/nwimages/chia-guy.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

Because he's old,fat and musically retarded.


Although it would be the icing on the cake!;)

[Nitro Express]

Because Sammy Hagar is a pussy and ugly pussies are covered in ratty pubic hair.

[Dan]

Originally posted by SNIPER
ever seen a bald sheep? Maybe someone should make a sweater it i say.

I Have Seen Many.:(

I Live On A Farm.:(

I Can't Sleep At Night.

BTW...Get A Hairy Dog Up Spammy Hagar.

[DavidLeeNatra]

how about that?

linkers are "celebrating" how good "the other half's" tour is going...yeah...

Here are attendance #s for Sammy's current tour from Billboard.com. It looks like his shows are doing pretty good.

Sammy Hagar Fox Theatre
Detroit, Mich.
Nov. 2, 2007
$186,909
4,670 /
4,670
1 /
1
$75, $36.50
Live Nation/Olympia Entertainment

Sammy Hagar DeVos Performance Hall
Grand Rapids, Mich.
Nov. 4, 2007
$95,977
2,334 /
2,334
1 /
1
$85, $39.50
Live Nation

Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony
Murat Theatre
Indianapolis, Ind.
Oct. 28, 2007
$80,850
2,023 /
2,515
1 /
0
$75, $37.50
in-house

Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony
Taft Theatre
Cincinnati, Ohio
Nov. 3, 2007
$74,099
1,899 /
2,422
1 /
0
$52.50, $42.50
Live Nation

:elvis: :D

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
too many female hormons in is blood...

Originally posted by Don Corleone
That explains his breasts then

Along with his lyrics and his voice. :p