diamondsgirl
11-13-2004, 07:37 PM
When your supervisor gives you these comments, this is what they are really saying:
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS .....................= Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS .................= Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE .....................................= Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ...........= Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY ...............................= Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY ............................................= Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY .......................= Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER ................................= Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING ..............................................= Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER ..........................................= Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE .................................................. ....= Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS .................= Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL .................= Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL ........= A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES .......................= Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT .......= Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR .............................= Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED ..............................................= Back Stabber
LOYAL .................................................. ................= Can't get a job anywhere else
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS .....................= Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS .................= Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE .....................................= Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ...........= Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY ...............................= Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY ............................................= Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY .......................= Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER ................................= Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING ..............................................= Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER ..........................................= Won't make a decision
AGGRESSIVE .................................................. ....= Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS .................= Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL .................= Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL ........= A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES .......................= Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT .......= Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR .............................= Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED ..............................................= Back Stabber
LOYAL .................................................. ................= Can't get a job anywhere else