PDA

View Full Version : Year End Performance Appraisals



diamondsgirl
11-13-2004, 07:37 PM
When your supervisor gives you these comments, this is what they are really saying:



GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS .....................= Able to bullshit

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS .................= Spends lots of time on phone

AVERAGE EMPLOYEE .....................................= Not too bright

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ...........= Made no major blunders yet

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY ...............................= Too ugly to get a date

ACTIVE SOCIALLY ............................................= Drinks a lot

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY .......................= Spouse drinks, too

INDEPENDENT WORKER ................................= Nobody knows what he/she does

QUICK THINKING ..............................................= Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER ..........................................= Won't make a decision

AGGRESSIVE .................................................. ....= Obnoxious

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS .................= Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL .................= Speaks English

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL ........= A nit picker

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES .......................= Is tall or has a loud voice

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT .......= Lucky

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR .............................= Knows a lot of dirty jokes

CAREER MINDED ..............................................= Back Stabber

LOYAL .................................................. ................= Can't get a job anywhere else

SoCalChelle
11-15-2004, 09:33 PM
LMAO! I'm sending that to my boss. :D