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bueno bob
11-15-2004, 04:03 PM
So there I am, taking the kids up to Hollywood Video so they can go into the game section and buy a bunch of shit they don't need. So we fuck around there for a bit, stop by the store on the way home and waste some time, blah blah blah.
Get home, open the door, and the dog has gotten into the garbage while we were gone and got a plastic bag stuck on his head! His bowels have released on the carpet, not breathing, no heartbeat, zilch. Dead as a doorknob. Which is, I guess, pretty dead.
Why I bothered trying to bring him back with CPR is beyond me, but I did anyway, mostly for the kids' benefit, I guess...mouth to mouth, pushing lightly on his chest to try and kickstart his heart, the whole bit.
Son of a bitch if he doesn't start breathing, flicker his eyes open and his heart starts beating!
Took him down to the vet, told them what happened, they said he was dead, no doubt about it - but the CPR revived him.
The moral of the story?
Learn CPR if you love your dog :)
Mezro
11-15-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
a plastic bag stuck on his head and his bowels have released on the carpet
Just a typical night in San Francisco.
Mezro...a dog in a diaper and a chick on a leash as a wiper...
bueno bob
11-15-2004, 04:22 PM
lmao...Mez, you've got some of the best insights of ANYONE in this place :)
Mezro
11-15-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
lmao...Mez, you've got some of the best insights of ANYONE in this place :)
And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog:D
Mezro...I once fed my hog to a dog named "prom date." Dance bitch while the kibbles are still warm...
thepunisher
11-15-2004, 04:47 PM
That's a great story Bueno Bob.
diamondsgirl
11-15-2004, 05:06 PM
BB, you're the best!
dg...wondering if Mezro really had a dog named "prom date"...
bueno bob
11-15-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog:D
His tongue was all purple and hanging out...gross...
Bah, he was worth it! Although I wouldn't have had to take him outside to piss and shit every twenty minutes and would have saved a bundle on dog food....
Never heard 3 kids cry SO MUCH and SO LOUD in their lives....good grief...had to do SOMETHING, and I'm glad I did :)
This is Wonder Dog...
diamondsgirl
11-15-2004, 05:24 PM
He's beautiful.
BB for Daddy of the Year!!! :)
Originally posted by bueno bob
His tongue was all purple
My dog's tongue is naturally purple :) He's a Shar - Pei, one of those wrinkly dogs.
Warham
11-15-2004, 05:45 PM
You are a good man, Bob. Glad to hear the dog is fine.
:D
One fiver for ya.
Mezro
11-15-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
This is Wonder Dog...
Man, that picture brought a little sniffle sniff to my twisted heart.
Mezro...good save bob...
Mezro
11-15-2004, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
BB, you're the best!
dg...wondering if Mezro really had a dog named "prom date"...
Nope...but I had a prom date that looked like a dog;)
Mezro...sniff, sniff...just get to the snausage...
ZahZoo
11-15-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
His tongue was all purple and hanging out...gross...
This is Wonder Dog...
You ever notice the resemblance to Max... amazing!!!
diamondsgirl
11-15-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Nope...but I had a prom date that looked like a dog;)
Mezro...sniff, sniff...just get to the snausage...
that'd be an awesome name. lol.
Bill Lumbergh
11-15-2004, 07:18 PM
Awesome story Bob. You're the man......:cool:
Looks like bueno is the new superman!! Or I suppose it would be super daddy! I can understand CPR working when someone has a heart beat but isn't breathing, but without a heartbeat I wouldn't have thought it would have worked?
Bill Lumbergh
11-15-2004, 07:26 PM
It's those fuckin' Sith powers........ ;)
Matt White
11-16-2004, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Mezro
And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog:D
AMEN! You Rock BOB! Cheers!
bueno bob
11-16-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by smaz
Looks like bueno is the new superman!! Or I suppose it would be super daddy! I can understand CPR working when someone has a heart beat but isn't breathing, but without a heartbeat I wouldn't have thought it would have worked?
I find your lack of faith disturbing. You don't know the POWER of the dark side...
He is your master now...
Ozzy Fudd
11-16-2004, 07:36 PM
Great Up Lifting Story, if I hadn't already gave ya 5 Stars i would have today. My Cat died last year at 20 years old, thats why i was coming in to say I know how you feel .
Originally posted by bueno bob
So there I am, taking the kids up to Hollywood Video so they can go into the game section and buy a bunch of shit they don't need. So we fuck around there for a bit, stop by the store on the way home and waste some time, blah blah blah.
Get home, open the door, and the dog has gotten into the garbage while we were gone and got a plastic bag stuck on his head! His bowels have released on the carpet, not breathing, no heartbeat, zilch. Dead as a doorknob. Which is, I guess, pretty dead.
Why I bothered trying to bring him back with CPR is beyond me, but I did anyway, mostly for the kids' benefit, I guess...mouth to mouth, pushing lightly on his chest to try and kickstart his heart, the whole bit.
Son of a bitch if he doesn't start breathing, flicker his eyes open and his heart starts beating!
Took him down to the vet, told them what happened, they said he was dead, no doubt about it - but the CPR revived him.
The moral of the story?
Learn CPR if you love your dog :)
Bob, that's incredible. And congratulations! Stellar thing you did...for the dog, for your kids, for you.
I love animals and always think of them as a real member of the family.
I guess you just have to be careful with garbage bags. My parents' cat almost did the same thing your dog did.
Glad to hear it worked out, bro!:)
sambo
11-17-2004, 12:01 AM
BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !! ;)
bueno bob
11-17-2004, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by sambo
BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !! ;)
Yeah, I just became superdad around the house...best thing since buttered bread, if you ask the kids :)
It was cool, though, all worked out pretty well and three days later he seems cool and content!
Cute dog! Look at those eyes!
Man, I love animals. (Even sheep.)
bueno bob
11-17-2004, 03:35 AM
He's an interesting mix - Rott and Corgi.
You do the math :)
Originally posted by sambo
BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !! ;)
Sambo your avatar is great :D
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