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Mezro
11-16-2004, 04:38 PM
There is a chicken in my pickle
Oh that fucker does not tickle
Can I get a double scoop of poop
A double scoop of fudge for posterity
Double-entendre for my posterior
Slap a prostate on a plate
Launch a tub of gristle at the moon
I'm not a Griswold disciple
Bug juice by the bucket
The flavor of poon in June
Can I cycle the wild crab walrus
Wombat walnuts are a rubber mask
Plant a shovel in a queasy hovel
Oh that desk has a cheap fiber core
Call it a Metamucil stocking stuffer
A bland hand is no turkey fluffer
I'm off to wrestle parchment
I'm off to wrestle Parliament
More than just a ripe filbert filter
Wax to a full load of wash on watch

Mezro...Copernicus' tourniquet makes deep salsa daily...

smaz
11-16-2004, 04:45 PM
Alright then..................



Explain???

Mezro
11-16-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by smaz
Alright then..................



Explain???

Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.

Mezro...crickets chirping = my exercise was a complete Andy Kaufman like failure...

lms2
11-16-2004, 07:10 PM
And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway. :D

The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!

Reverberator
11-16-2004, 07:12 PM
My cock itcheth .

May be syphillis .

Mezro
11-16-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by lms2
And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway. :D

The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!

It is about as pertinent as Pert for Ernie and not Bert.

Mezro...my mind: alien's downloaded into doncha know:rolleyes:...

Mezro
11-16-2004, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
My cock itcheth .

May be syphillis .

My spot looks like Mona

May be Waborita melanoma

Mezro...scabies with rabies just for babies...priceless...

smaz
11-16-2004, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.


LMAO Mez you're just too fucking funny!!! You farted out your ears and it sounded like that?? He he he!

SoCalChelle
11-17-2004, 01:21 PM
That was by Shel Silverstein, right? ;)

Carmine
11-17-2004, 01:25 PM
Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....

Nickdfresh
11-17-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....

Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."

Carmine
11-17-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."

Lets hope that "10 albums worth of material" Ed has turns the classic VH catalogue from 6 to 16!!!

SoCalChelle
11-17-2004, 01:58 PM
Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

LMAO! :)

ODShowtime
11-17-2004, 02:00 PM
the original "chicken pickle poop gristle" is nice.

My buddy and I (him mostly) came up with a new name recently, this seems like a nice place to share it with the world:

"skeetchops scatbreath"

anyone know what skeetchops are?

Carmine
11-17-2004, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

LMAO! :)

pick right up after " she puts the butter on my biscuit..."

Mezro
11-17-2004, 03:32 PM
I'm fucking insulted to have been even mentioned in the same breath as the Red Rockin Cum Dumpster!

Mezro...Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle was written with love for all my friends at the Army...

Carmine
11-17-2004, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
I'm fucking insulted to have been even mentioned in the same breath as the Red Rockin Cum Dumpster!

Mezro...Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle was written with love for all my friends at the Army...

Let me be the first to say.......................................SORRY!:(

Mezro
11-17-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Let me be the first to say.......................................SORRY!:(

Sorry heals my wounds but I may never unleash the planned sequel Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt.

Mezro...see...see what the fucking world will be robbed of...

Carmine
11-17-2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Sorry heals my wounds but I may never unleash the planned sequel Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt.

Mezro...see...see what the fucking world will be robbed of...

Oh do tell! I think I actually had a Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt once!

lms2
11-17-2004, 04:20 PM
C'mon Mez, don't punish the whole army for the sins of a few. ;)

Mezro
11-17-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by lms2
C'mon Mez, don't punish the whole army for the sins of a few. ;)

In the eyes of many my presence is punishment enough.

Mezro...to the thighs of a few my presence presents flooding and spasms for days...

Mezro
11-17-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I think I actually had a Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt once!

Sorry Big R, it is not a deli sandwich:D

Mezro...maybe later I'll share some more chatter and clatter...maybe...

Carmine
11-18-2004, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Mezro
Sorry Big R, it is not a deli sandwich:D

Mezro...maybe later I'll share some more chatter and clatter...maybe...

Damn! I was sure I had one before!