The BEST DLR Army Member

[DiamondGirl69]

The best Dlr poster on the board is TERRY! Pure genious with every review he makes and nobody says it better every time.

[bueno bob]

Except me.

[rustoffa]

Good idea, wrong forum.
Moving to Feedback.

[DiamondGirl69]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Except me.

yes you are good too.

[rustoffa]

Dickface Mcslapnuts has gotta be up there.
:D

[Figs]

start a pole

[Matt White]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Dickface Mcslapnuts has gotta be up there.
:D

That old coot gets my vote as MAN OF THE YEAR.
BRILLIANT!!!

[SweetSecrets]

Well, everybody knows who I think is #1.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Well, everybody knows who I think is #1.

LOL.

I also know it's NOT baltimoreoriole!;)

[Panamark]

Actually, all jokes and personal preferences aside, this honor
definately belongs to Sarge. He *IS* the DLRArmy. No doubt
about it. I think even old Dickface would agree on that one..


As for my personal preferences, well.. Thats too easy !!!
SweetSecrets. (Both here and in the real life)
She is my favourite !! I would be lying if I said any other
poster here had bought more joy into my life. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Panamark
Actually, all jokes and personal preferences aside, this honor
definately belongs to Sarge. He *IS* the DLRArmy. No doubt
about it. I think even old Dickface would agree on that one..


As for my personal preferences, well.. Thats too easy !!!
SweetSecrets. (Both here and in the real life)
She is my favourite !! I would be lying if I said any other
poster here had bought more joy into my life. :)

You know, I gotta say, you are probably hurting someone's feelings.

Don't you think your favorite should be this guy?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=291869

[Panamark]

I dont feel bad, I know that baltimoreoriole is giving old Merle some sweet loving on a regular basis !!

[ELVIS]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/avatar.php?userid=5679&dateline=1086995007

This is NOT attractive...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Dickface McSlapnuts


Breakin out the Rhymes.


Record it and put it on Roth Army Radio.

[smaz]

Mezro is a genius. His comments are just hilarious, all the time.

[Mr Badguy]

Me and the dump fuckers.

AUF MARCH!

(C) Mr Grimsdale

[Denny]

I AM THE BEST MEMBER.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Figs
start a pole

Nah, I'll start the pole ... she can ride it.

[flappo]

hitch , jesterstar , grimsdale , badguy etc etc

basically all us kewl fuckkas and none of you assholes

:D

[Golden AWe]

i'm not sure about the best but knockz is a pathetic cunt

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Panamark
She is my favourite !!


Honestly guys, who really spells "favorite" that way!??

Hehehehe! :)

(Love you babe!)

[Mezro]

Some of the funniest stuff around comes right from the Dump.

Mezro...and of course all the other Mods (brown nose mode switched on)...thanks smaz...

[The Knockz]

I vote for Golden Awe's cancer riddled mothers anus

[Dan]

All the Roth Brothers and Sisters on this site Rock.

[flappo]

Originally posted by The Knockz
I vote for Golden Awe's cancer riddled mothers anus

the only funny thing about you is your pathetic mullet hair and the fact that you're 43 with the wit and intellect of a squashed grapefruit

you and katydud should get hitched

( pun intended )

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by The Knockz
I vote for Golden Awe's cancer riddled mothers anus

yup, she actually is a cancer patient at the moment, but it's actually in her brains

her hair has dropped thanks to the treatments

she cannot grow a mullet like you now

[Reverberator]

It is I le clerc .

I am the best , so fuck off .

Apart from the rest of the Dump Meisters .

[Cato]

Originally posted by flappo
hitch , jesterstar , grimsdale , badguy etc etc

basically all us kewl fuckkas and none of you assholes

:D
you missed my name!

you missed fuckin my name!!

[lms2]

and Cato...

[David Van Via]

I would go for SARGE, Lms2 or Smaz.

SARGE-I have nothing but respect for!

Lms2, Smaz - You 2 are fantastic people to talk too!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by lms2
and Cato...

How could I forget Cato. You've made it possible for me to hear loads of live Van Halen (I missed it I was born in 1985 *crys*)!

[LoungeMachine]

ALinChainz
Ford
Big Train
ODShowtime
MAX
rustoffa
Cathedral
Pink Spider



Take yer pick.

Regardless of political leanings, each have the true Roth Spirit. whatever the fuck THAT means


oh, and Pojo Risin is a hoot

[Rikk]

I'm not really into this BEST POSTER thing. It's totally subjective. I sure know who I consider my biggest pals around here. And to me, that's enough.

[Denny]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm not really into this BEST POSTER thing. It's totally subjective. I sure know who I consider my biggest pals around here. And to me, that's enough.

I'm the best!!!!! I give the Mods plenty of work to do...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Denny
I'm the best!!!!! I give the Mods plenty of work to do...

[lms2]

mens version of a camel toe?

There are so many good posters here to choose from, I am glad I don't have to! Roth On Army brothers and sisters, Roth On!

[Reverberator]

You can all bollocks

You know we are superior .

[Panamark]

Originally posted by lms2
mens version of a camel toe?


IN Oz we call it "Flys Eyes"

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Reverberator
You can all bollocks

You know we are superior .

Yes!

I am the Mutha superior!

[lms2]

Has Ozzy Fudd gotten a mention yet? His pics are funny.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Cato
you missed my name!

you missed fuckin my name!!

ha!

how do you fuck a name?

does it hurt?

[smaz]

Originally posted by lms2
mens version of a camel toe?



Originally posted by Panamark
IN Oz we call it "Flys Eyes"


Originally posted by Nickdfresh
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=300708

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fantastic!!

[smaz]

Originally posted by David Van Via
I would go for SARGE, Lms2 or Smaz.

SARGE-I have nothing but respect for!

Lms2, Smaz - You 2 are fantastic people to talk too!

And the same for you too!

[Reverberator]

I am the God of Hell Fire !!!!

[Mr Badguy]

I am the champions.

[Golden AWe]

i'm a ******.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Heute Polen, morgen die welt!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Cato
you missed my name!

you missed fuckin my name!!

my nuts are available in the foyer

[Cato]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
my nuts are available in the foyer
hello chinkasu!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hello viewers!

[DaveIsKing]

Clearly, it is DaveIsKing

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

[Panamark]

Cor Blimey !

Ello John got a new Motor ??

[Mr Grimsdale]

what's the matter you
hey!
why you looking so sad
it's a not so bad
oh shaduppayaface

[Panamark]

I keep tropical fish !

In my underpants !

(What was that dudes name, that sang that ??)

He was on the young ones...

Alexi Sale ???????? Was that it ???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Panamark
I keep tropical fish !

In my underpants !

(What was that dudes name, that sang that ??)

He was on the young ones...

Alexi Sale ???????? Was that it ???

Didn't you kill my brother?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Didn't you kill my brother?


Hmmm, I do have vague memories of an axe and a chainsaw..
You could be right old chap !!

[Golden AWe]

careful with that axe, eugene

[Panamark]

Mother do you think they'll break my balls ???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Panamark
Mother do you think they'll break my balls ???

Is there anybody out there?

[diamondsgirl]

Doctor doctor!
I'm in bed
Achin' head
Gold is lead
Choke on bread
Underfed
Gold is lead
Jesus bled
Pain is red

[lms2]

Quick, somebody call an EMT!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Is there anybody out there?

Is there anybody home ?

[Panamark]

There is no pain, you are receeding, a distant ship, smoke on the horizon ...

[saint]

You axe oxxy coxxng tXrouxh in wxxes

[Panamark]

your lips move, but I cant hear what your saying ?

[Reverberator]

When I was a child I had a fever .

[Panamark]

My hands felt just like two ballons !

[diamondsgirl]

now I've got that feeling once again

[Katydid]

I like everyone, just not all time, or all at once. I can tolerate everyone in small doses. There are nothing but the best people in all three forums. (THE WALL, DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, AND HITCHWORLD)

And I am proud to say I have been a part of all three in some small way.

I love everyone, the good, the bad, the nasty nice, and the ugly. I'm sure each and every one of us fit in one of those catagories.

I don't know any excellent or best...sorry.

[flappo]

you send me another stupid pm and ill make sure youre banned here

ok ?



Katydid wrote on Yesterday, at 07:14 PM:
DO the letters CIA mean anything to you?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
now I've got that feeling once again

I can’t explain, you would not understand,

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Panamark
I can’t explain, you would not understand,

this is not how I am.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by flappo
you send me another stupid pm and ill make sure youre banned here

ok ?


she really sent you that PM?

unbelievable.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
this is not how I am.

I have become Comfortably Numb

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I have become Comfortably Numb

I hate to bring down the Floyd sing-a-long but even though I love that fucking song, it still bums me out. When we had to put our twenty year old cat down a couple of years back, I took a valium, cried (and I hate cats) and listened to "Comfortably Numb" over and over. It sucked cos I was the only in my family one in the room when the vet put her down. It blew. :(

Sorry for the buzz-kill but hey, that's me. :)

Outside of myself (of course!!! LOL!) I have to give my vote to DG just cos. :)

[diamondsgirl]

send me some valium with that shirt, OK? :)

[Fabulous Shadow]

I think the besy Army member is definitly Rikk... With his 108 votes, who can dispute it!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think the besy Army member is definitly Rikk... With his 108 votes, who can dispute it!


OMG!!!

Fab,

That is too cool of you. After all of the fighting that you two have had for you to be big enough to say such a compliment is great!!! :)

Thank you!!! :D

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by MAX
OMG!!!

Fab,

That is too cool of you. After all of the fighting that you two have had for you to be big enough to say such a compliment is great!!! :)

Thank you!!! :D

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

Indeed... I looked over Santas list and found I was on the NAUGHTY side, so...

[MAX]

Good on you!!! :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
send me some valium with that shirt, OK? :)

I will but it will melt in the sweat sugarpie.

[manwiththedogs]

No particular order here, just ppl that seem to be pretty fuggin cool...

jhale667
bueno bob
Ozzy Fudd
diamondsgirl
Cato

oh...and Carmine, of course.

[Cato]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
No particular order here, just ppl that seem to be pretty fuggin cool...

jhale667
bueno bob
Ozzy Fudd
diamondsgirl
Cato

oh...and Carmine, of course.
thankya thankya

I rated you 6!

[flappo]

yeah , cato is pretty bluddy exc

he sent me soem lovely dvds of jeff beck you know

no , the eltion stuffhasnt arrived yet

cato is a founding member of the three amigos you know

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think the best Army member is definitly Rikk... With his 108 votes, who can dispute it!


And he's going to be a teacher - the last great American hero. :gulp: Saluuute !


Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad .......

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Indeed... I looked over Santas list and found I was on the NAUGHTY side, so...


...not necessarily a BAD THING!!!!!:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
No particular order here, just ppl that seem to be pretty fuggin cool...

jhale667
bueno bob
Ozzy Fudd
diamondsgirl
Cato

oh...and Carmine, of course.

Thanks Man......your pretty Fuggin cool yourself!:cool:

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
...not necessarily a BAD THING!!!!!:D

Well it obviously depends on what got you there :angel:

...As for me, I'm just always on that side of the ledger by default...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
And he's going to be a teacher - the last great American hero. :gulp: Saluuute !

Much obliged, baby. Of course, I'll be an American teacher in Canada.

Sounds like an old horror movie, doesn't it?:p

AN AMERICAN TEACHER IN CANADA.;)

[MAX]

Yeah, I guess both Rikk and Northern Girl are alright as well. :)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Northern Girl

And he's going to be a teacher -


That is a VERY scary thought...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That is a VERY scary thought...

LOL. Days of silence, then you continue again? Do I even bring you up? Hell no. I don't even do that. Because, again, I don't want to bog this site down with moronic fights with you.

When we're fighting, you'll know it. Now quit the bullshit. Aren't you almost 40 years old?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Aren't you almost 40 years old?

I dated an older woman once. She was 38 and looked hot at first. But her breasts were saggy. :(

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I dated an older woman once. She was 38 and looked hot at first. But her breasts were saggy. :(

I dated an older woman once too. It was great. A really good relationship...for a while.

Of course, the difference is that she was pretty and smart.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Yeah, I guess both Rikk and Northern Girl are alright as well. :)

Hey, what a stellar vote of confidence, eh Rikk? We are all right. We are OK. We are not half bad. LOL.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey, what a stellar vote of confidence, eh Rikk? We are all right. We are OK. We are not half bad. LOL.

Yeah, well his Anthony Kiedis still sucks!:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey, what a stellar vote of confidence, eh Rikk? We are all right. We are OK. We are not half bad. LOL.

Jeeze,

Here I give you two a compliment and the I get shit for it. Go figure? :p

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Jeeze,

Here I give you two a compliment and then I get shit for it. Go figure? :p

Don't :cry2:. :( So sensitive!

What I meant to say was "Max is so nice. He's the best!" ;)

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by Rikk
Much obliged, baby. Of course, I'll be an American teacher in Canada.

Sounds like an old horror movie, doesn't it?:p

AN AMERICAN TEACHER IN CANADA.;)

DUDE! I'm a teacher...(as is Pojo...)

I teach 8th grade Science...the kids love the Classic Van Halen poster on my classroom door...

[Northern Girl]

Well cheers to all of you! :gulp:

I admire teachers a lot. It's a noble profession. You can really make a difference.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Don't :cry2:. :( So sensitive!

What I meant to say was "Max is so nice. He's the best!" ;)


"Sensitive?" ME?!?!?!?!?

LMAO!!!!!!

Just kidding. You are a sweetheart. :)

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
DUDE! I'm a teacher...(as is Pojo...)

I teach 8th grade Science...the kids love the Classic Van Halen poster on my classroom door...

teachers of the world unite!

isn't cathedral a teacher, too?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
DUDE! I'm a teacher...(as is Pojo...)

I teach 8th grade Science...the kids love the Classic Van Halen poster on my classroom door...

That is fucking awesome, dude. I still consider it one of the noblest professions. You make a living, have a good union, but you never get rich. You get much of your riches from the experience of helping kids. I'm really excited about it, although I still have to put in my eight months of Teacher's College.

POJO is too? Wow. I usually don't ask too much personal shit on here. But that's awesome to hear. Does POJO also teach elementary? I'll be teaching elementary myself.

I will definitely try and educate the little 'uns on the importance of classic VAN HALEN.

[lms2]

I believe Sweet Secrets falls in that category as well.

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
I believe Sweet Secrets falls in that category as well.

Yep!!!!

Mary is stellar as is my mentor Marky Mark. My hat's off to the both of them.

Good call lms. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
I believe Sweet Secrets falls in that category as well.

Mary rocks! P-Mark wouldn't be so fond of her if she didn't.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'll be teaching elementary myself.

Fuck, no wonder you talk down to me like I'm a child. LMAO!!!

I fucking knew my brain never matured past the age of six.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck, no wonder you talk down to me like I'm a child. LMAO!!!

I fucking knew my brain never matured past the age of six.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Now go sit in your seat and finish your crayon-rendering of a boy on a bicycle and his dog.

Good boy, MAXWELL.:)

[MAX]

You aren't going to make me sit in the corner, while facing the wall and wearing the infamous "DUNCE" cone-shaped hat again are you? :lol:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Good boy, MAXWELL.:)

No, dipshit!!!!

It's MAXIMUS!!! :mad:

Just ask the chicks? :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
No particular order here, just ppl that seem to be pretty fuggin cool...

jhale667
bueno bob
Ozzy Fudd
diamondsgirl
Cato

oh...and Carmine, of course.

thanks, man :tits:

I dig your posts too.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
No, dipshit!!!!

It's MAXIMUS!!! :mad:

Just ask the chicks? :D

The Mighty Maximus:cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
The Mighty Maximus:cool:

Yes,

He's still kickin' it and still fondly dreams about his favorite place. :)

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
DUDE! I'm a teacher...(as is Pojo...)

I teach 8th grade Science...the kids love the Classic Van Halen poster on my classroom door...

Now that's what I call quality education.

:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Now that's what I call quality education.

:D

I figure that their first week in school, I would teach the eight-year olds all the lyrics to the first album. I can see 30 kids screaming, "I've been to the edge, there I stood and looked down..."

LMFAO!:p

[Matt White]

MY 7th grade English teacher let us bring in records on Friday to listen to. She brought in WACF, thus cementing her place as the COOLEST teacher in our school.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
I figure that their first week in school, I would teach the eight-year olds all the lyrics to the first album. I can see 30 kids screaming, "I've been to the edge, there I stood and looked down..."

LMFAO!:p

Dave's PA Rental has to leave the room for something ... comes back and catches a little blonde hair boy doing the leaping splits off his desk ...:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Dave's PA Rental has to leave the room for something ... comes back and catches a little blonde hair boy doing the leaping splits off his desk ...:D

LOL!! You're right! Now THAT'S an education!:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL. Days of silence, then you continue again? Do I even bring you up? Hell no. I don't even do that. Because, again, I don't want to bog this site down with moronic fights with you.

When we're fighting, you'll know it. Now quit the bullshit. Aren't you almost 40 years old?

FYI~ You rejected the HOLIDAY grace period remember. Just because you don't say anything to me, does not mean that I can't have an opinion about you. Listen up, I don't have to follow your lead or your ORDERS. I'm sorry but the idea of someone like you anywhere near my kid or someone eles's scares the hell out of me...

And yes, I am 38... I don't wear a size 5 and not everybody likes me.
I am far from perfect but I'm quite happy with myself just the way I am.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
I dated an older woman once too. It was great. A really good relationship...for a while.

Of course, the difference is that she was pretty and smart.

Of COURSE she was, because YOU are absolutly PERFECT in every way, shape and form! Why wouldn't every woman you date be a 10...:rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
MY 7th grade English teacher let us bring in records on Friday to listen to. She brought in WACF, thus cementing her place as the COOLEST teacher in our school.

I still find it funny to imagine a teacher playing to her class, "I'll take your whiskey to the party tonight and I'm looking for somebody to squeeze!":p

That's awesome.

[diamondsgirl]

Rikk, what made you decide to get into teaching?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Rikk, what made you decide to get into teaching?

Several factors. I love kids, number 1. Furthermore, I want a career I can be personally involved with each year. The idea of making a positive difference in kids' lives is great, considering I had my share of teachers that didn't care. And I want to be better than that. Furthermore, it's a secure living...not very high-paying...but secure.

Plus, summer's off are nice!:p

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
I still find it funny to imagine a teacher playing to her class, "I'll take your whiskey to the party tonight and I'm looking for somebody to squeeze!":p

That's awesome.

She wasn't a very well liked teacher before that. Kinda uptight and bitchy. She really dug ..And the Cradle Will Rock", which we found hysterical!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

thats great, Rikk. I am sure you will be a stellar teacher.
But, what about the sound of all those little voices in one room? that would drive me nuts.
You must have a lot of patience. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
thats great, Rikk. I am sure you will be a stellar teacher.
But, what about the sound of all those little voices in one room? that would drive me nuts.
You must have a lot of patience. :)

Thanks DG!:)

Yeah, there's definitely a headache factor. But as long as you gain the respect at the beginning, it's easier. Of course, it will always be a struggle.

I'm really looking forward to it. The volunteering teaching I'm doing now is fun.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
She wasn't a very well liked teacher before that. Kinda uptight and bitchy. She really dug ..And the Cradle Will Rock", which we found hysterical!!!!

LOL!!!!!!:D With those lyrics??:p She loved it??:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Several factors. I love kids, number 1.

This is true, cos he (Roftard Rikki) was the first who befriended my dumbass almost three years ago and has yet to give up on my juvenile act. Hence, why I'm so loyal to him (like a brother) and vice versa. Rikk is a damn good man and I'd be honored for him to teach either one of my babies. Even though their Dad is a lost cause. LOL!!!

[diamondsgirl]

what do you think you'll do over the summers?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!:D With those lyrics??:p She loved it??:D

Yup! She was a crackpot, which usually make for the BEST teachers!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
This is true, cos he (Roftard Rikki) was the first who befriended my dumbass almost three years ago and has yet to give up on my juvenile act. Hence, why I'm so loyal to him (like a brother) and vice versa. Rikk is a damn good man and I'd be honored for him to teach either one of my babies. Even though their Dad is a lost cause. LOL!!!

Wow, dude. Thanks very much. That's very cool. You are my bro.

Furthermore, their Dad is no lost cause. I mean, anyone who does such a good fucking ANTHONY KIEDIS has to have some of his shit together...even if he can't negotiate slippery concrete with too much beer in his system!;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
what do you think you'll do over the summers?

One of four things:

1) teach more for extra money...summer school.

2) go on a vacation (doubtful in the first few years).

3) take courses to upgrade qualifications (for later pay-increases).

4) spend a LOT of time jamming with my band. LOL.

Did you have any really cool teachers, DG?

[diamondsgirl]

yes, ever hear that tune "Don't stand so close to me?"

MMM hmmmm....

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yes, ever hear that tune "Don't stand so close to me?"

MMM hmmmm....

Why?

Did you just "fluff?" LOL!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
yes, ever hear that tune "Don't stand so close to me?"

MMM hmmmm....

LOL! No jokes on my part here. That song is catchy but twisted. LOL!:p

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL! No jokes on my part here. That song is catchy but twisted. LOL!:p

I had this teacher that I really, really liked and lets just say that he really, really liked me too. :)

nothing happened, but we used to flirt a lot. I was 17 and he was about 21.

he was very cool ;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I had this teacher that I really, really liked and lets just say that he really, really liked me too. :)

nothing happened, but we used to flirt a lot. I was 17 and he was about 21.

he was very cool ;)

LOL!!!;) That's cool!

No, it would be more twisted for me because I'll be teaching elementary school!!!:p

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I had this teacher that I really, really liked and lets just say that he really, really liked me too. :)

nothing happened, but we used to flirt a lot. I was 17 and he was about 21.

he was very cool ;)

No, no, no, no and NO!!!!

I call bullshit cos I seriously cannot envision you flirting with anyone. Nope, I don't buy it at all. :p :lol: ;) :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!;) That's cool!

No, it would be more twisted for me because I'll be teaching elementary school!!!:p

yes it sure would! when you asked about cool teachers, he sprang to mind :p

I had some pretty bad ones too.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
No, no, no, no and NO!!!!

I call bullshit cos I seriously cannot envision you flirting with anyone. Nope, I don't buy it at all. :p :lol: ;) :D

I know! I am sooo different now. :)

[Rikk]

You were a flirty chick, eh beautiful?;)

[diamondsgirl]

we used to chat about VH, I remember he liked them

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to chat about VH, I remember he liked them

Maybe it didn't happen because he thought 5150 was their best album?;)

[diamondsgirl]

there was no 5150 yet...I'm older than dirt, remember?

[diamondsgirl]

Nite all!

[ashstralia]

back to the original topic
for a moment, there are so many
people on here i like it would
be impossible to make a list.

but i have to say panamark
made me feel very much at home
when i was a newb.

the thing about this place is
that everyone has some little
thing to add that makes them cool.

eg: Ozzy's pics, Mezro's tag lines,
Elvis' dry wit, Grimsdales classic
pommy humour etc. etc.

as for teaching, i'm a music
teacher, and my students
get modern rock 101.

from acdc to zeppelin,
with a masters in cvh,
and maiden and dio
and ozzy and on and on.........

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
there was no 5150 yet...I'm older than dirt, remember?

Oh, shut the fuck up. :rolleyes:

We're not going to feel sorry for you here (especially the ones fortunate enough to know what you look like!) You friggin' KNOW that you could have ANYBODY that you choose. I hate it when perfect "10's" whine. I know it's tough getting hit on at the gym fifty thousand times a day but deal with it.

I am dirt and you are water. Together we make mud?

No, that isn't it?

I know!!!

You are magnet and I am steel. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Nite all!

Nite babe.;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh, shut the fuck up. :rolleyes:

We're not going to feel sorry for you here (especially the ones fortunate enough to know what you look like!) You friggin' KNOW that you could have ANYBODY that you choose. I hate it when perfect "10's" whine. I know it's tough getting hit on at the gym fifty thousand times a day but deal with it.

:D

It is slowing down a bit. Yesterday, I was only hit on thirty six thousand times. :rolleyes:

thank you for the compliments, max.

[Warham]

How old is the dirt that we are talking about here? :D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'm quite happy with myself just the way I am.

The secret to happiness.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Warham
How old is the dirt that we are talking about here? :D

thirty something :)

[Warham]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
thirty something :)

The prime of life.

:D

[diamondsgirl]

thats right! ;)

[Dan]

I would like to say A Big Thanks to ALinChainz and Teddy Boy for showing me The David Lee Roth site.Roth on Brothers.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Dan
I would like to say A Big Thanks to ALinChainz and Teddy Boy for showing me The David Lee Roth site.Roth on Brothers.

You know it Dan.

Nice to know that people in New Zealand know how to Roth & Roll.

:D

[Figs]

God bless us, every one!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I admire teachers a lot. It's a noble profession. You can really make a difference.

See what I mean. Got this email this morning coincidentally:

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
> students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between
> each name.
>
> Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about
> each of their classmates and write it down.
>
> It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment,
> and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
>
> That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a
> separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about
> that individual.
>
> On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the
> entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew

> that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me
> so much," were most of the comments.
>
> No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if
> they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't

> matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were
> happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved
> on.
>
> Several years later, one of the students was killed in Viet Nam and
> his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had
> never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so
> handsome, so mature.
>
> The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him

> took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless
> the coffin.
>
> As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came
> up to her. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded:
> "yes." Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."
>
>
>
> After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a

> luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to
> speak with his teacher.
>
> "We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out

> of his pocket. "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought

> you might recognize it."
>
>
>
> Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook

> paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times.
> The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on
> which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had

> said about him.
>
> "Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can
> see, Mark treasured it."
>
> All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie
> smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the
> top drawer of my desk at home."
>
>
> Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."
>
> "I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary."
>
> Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out
> her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I

> carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an
> eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists."
>
> That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark

> and for all his friends who would never see him again.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Yes!

I am the Mutha superior!


Well, speaking from experience he is the Mutha...

I taught CCD (Catholic Child Development) for years at church.

And also did staff relief in the psyche ward...(SOAP charts) l. What the pt. SAID, 2. What I OBSERVED 3. How the patient ACTED, (hyper, sluggish, flat) 4. What I PERCEIVED about the pt.

[flappo]

you're such a grate woman , im amazed they aint made you a saint yet

[flappo]

teachers are a load of fucking losers

george bernard shaw no less said , and i quote

'those who can , do.. those who can't , teach'

'nuff said

[lms2]

Teaching is a nobel profession... but unfortunately, not all teachers are good teachers.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Teaching is a nobel profession... but unfortunately, not all teachers are good teachers.

Absolutely.

Good teachers should remember what was good and what was bad about THEIR teachers.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by flappo
teachers are a load of fucking losers

george bernard shaw no less said , and i quote

'those who can , do.. those who can't , teach'

'nuff said

...and those who cant teach learn photoshop and spend their late nights spamming internet message boards...;)

[lms2]

Originally posted by Rikk
Absolutely.

Good teachers should remember what was good and what was bad about THEIR teachers.

Hopefully Canada is a little different than the US, but many good teachers are being forced out of the professions by the limitations being placed on them... and many bad ones are being enticed into the system by the ease of getting student loans, grants, etc., in this particular field.

But the bright side is that one good teacher can make a difference that all the bad teachers in the world can't undo.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Hopefully Canada is a little different than the US, but many good teachers are being forced out of the professions by the limitations being placed on them... and many bad ones are being enticed into the system by the ease of getting student loans, grants, etc., in this particular field.

But the bright side is that one good teacher can make a difference that all the bad teachers in the world can't undo.

Wise words indeed. The amount of difference in so many lives one good teacher can make is immeasurable.;)

As for Canada...there sure is demand for teachers right now. As for the quality of teachers, well...every applicant or potential teacher I've met is highly dedicated. But I'm sure people are drawn to the profession because grad school placement isn't as difficult as other programs and job demand is so high. Still, in my volunteer work, etc., I have yet to meet almost any bad teachers. But the real truth is that some teachers simply get bitter the longer they do it. I imagine Canada isn't that different from the States.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Wise words indeed. The amount of difference in so many lives one good teacher can make is immeasurable.;)

As for Canada...there sure is demand for teachers right now. As for the quality of teachers, well...every applicant or potential teacher I've met is highly dedicated. But I'm sure people are drawn to the profession because grad school placement isn't as difficult as other programs and job demand is so high. Still, in my volunteer work, etc., I have yet to meet almost any bad teachers. But the real truth is that some teachers simply get bitter the longer they do it. I imagine Canada isn't that different from the States.

It only took me two years to get bitter.:confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by lms2
Teaching is a nobel profession... but unfortunately, not all teachers are good teachers.

Unfortunately, nor are all principals and superintendents.

[MAX]

Again,

Besides myself it's either diamondsgirl or bust. ;)

Seriously,

Mark, Rikk, Mez, Cat, Stoffa, Bill, Mat, Bob, Poj, Mary, NG, or the ANY of the rest of you that post here!!!! LMAO!!!!

Too many fucking stellar names to mention and that is why shit like this is so gay.

We're all Roth and Rollers!!!!

Cheers to ALL of us!!!!

:gulp:

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Again,

Besides myself it's either diamondsgirl or bust. ;)

Seriously,

Mark, Rikk, Mez, Cat, Stoffa, Bill, Mat, Bob, Poj, Mary, NG, or the ANY of the rest of you that post here!!!! LMAO!!!!

Too many fucking stellar names to mention and that is why shit like this is so gay.

We're all Roth and Rollers!!!!

Cheers to ALL of us!!!!

:gulp:

Amen to that Max.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Amen to that Max.

You see? I forgot you!!!

Far too many people that make this place. Far, far too many.

I just love being here and I'll quote Ozzy:

"I love you all!!!"

I just love some a little more than others. ;)

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
You see? I forgot you!!!

Far too many people that make this place. Far, far too many.

I just love being here and I'll quote Ozzy:

"I love you all!!!"

I just love some a little more than others. ;)

I feel the LOVE hear Tonight Bro.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
I feel the LOVE hear Tonight Bro.

Don't get gay on me Danno. LOL!!!

I was referring to DG. LOL!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by flappo
teachers are a load of fucking losers

george bernard shaw no less said , and i quote

'those who can , do.. those who can't , teach'

'nuff said

Im not amused that there is irony in the form of you quoting famous "Quotation" Author George B. Shaw... I'm more shocked you read anything past candy wrappers. :D How come you never talk to me anymore? :D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Dan
I feel the LOVE hear Tonight Bro.

I need some of that!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I need some of that!

Talk to me cos you most definitely make the "love" list sweety. :)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Talk to me

Be careful what you ask for. It's ugly. I'll PM ya, but not tonight. I have to attempt to get a few hours of sleep tonight.

[Lou]

I nominate Rikk for the best DLR Army member. Just kiddin'! I'd nominate him for the biggest baby of the DLR Army though.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Lou
I nominate Rikk for the best DLR Army member. Just kiddin'! I'd nominate him for the biggest baby of the DLR Army though.

Well Lou,

This post of yours is extremely childish on it's own merit within the discussion.

It sounds like you deserve a flag thrown for taunting.

Come on Lou! Afterall, TIS the silly season!!!!

Fuck, if even people like Fab and myself can get along for a bit, I think homos like yourself could at least do the same or at least fucking TRY?

[Lou]

So what do you have to say to Rikk's telling me that he would leave the Army if his beloved Sheep Pen was closed/moved? Or him out of the blue calling me an idiot even though I said not one thing negative about him, except negative things against the Sheep Pen?

Having already dealt with this kind of thing in my attacks on Sensible Shoes at DDLR.com, I know that message board friends stick together. I know you're going to defend him so whatever. But Rikk is a fuckin' crybaby.

[MAX]

Yeah Lou,

I AM going to defend him cos he's my friend!!!! Why the fuck do you find the need to attack? The Pen is gone from Main so "Where's the Beef?" :confused:

I just don't see why we all can't try to get the fuck along for a couple of weeks? That's all.

As painful as it may be, I've full on pussified myself for the rest of the year and I'm going to stick with it. No, I don't like it but it seems like the nice thing to do.

I just wish the rest of you would do the same. My goodness!!!! Don't ANY of you look at that Dimebag thing and say to your collective selves "Life is too short?"

Jeeze............................................. ...

[Rikk]

LOU, little boy bLOU...

I have no interest in this bullshit. I don't fight with FAB. I won't fight with you. I will state the following categorically:

1) You PM me one day and say you're going to get the SHEEP PEN closed. I thought, who does this guy think he is: a Webbie? Why is this his business? Doesn't he mod sports? In the end, I don't care that the PEN was moved. I really don't. But you keep bringing it up like you're bothering me. Good for you.

2) I tell, "With all due respect, you are an idiot" after you insult my country. Deal with it. You jump back in with, "HA HA HA! I got the Sheep Pen closed! Fucking liberal!" What the fuck is that shit??

3) You've jumped in and yelled at me on other posts in the weeks since. Remember the PETE IS GONE thread? You jump in and tell me off for putting that in Main. It was a mistake. You jump out of nowhere and attack me for it. Of course, once again, POJO kicks your ass for that. YOU DON'T MOD MAIN, idiot. Why don't you let Mezro, PA, MAX or Stoffa do their jobs? They seem to do their jobs very well without your help.

I don't like you. Wow, that must be hard for you to deal with. I think you are the rogue mod idiot. You've been shit to me ever since you find out that I wasn't happy with the current American administration. Oh gee. Sorry. Free speech and all.

Who's following who to different threads? Do I post where you post and give you shit? No. Do I spend weeks trying to get a thread closed that I have nothing to do with? No.

The Army will stick together?? Oh my god...LOL. Is this another fucking war? Again, sorry. Not interested. Don't care anymore. Been involved in enough of this shit. But bring it on if you must. But I'll warn you...it won't be pretty.

Leave it alone, little boy bLOU. You're only making yourself look worse. You started this shit. You continued this shit.

There's a little rumor going around that you REALLY are a virgin. If that's true, I feel bad for you. So, I'll tell you this...

Lose your virginity. A lot of that stored bitterness you have will go away once you release that rocket in your pocket.

[aesop]

Pretty funny when everyone is fighting about whether there is a truce or not...lol

Anyways we'll see if it sticks. Happy Holidays Army!

:bottle: :guzzle: :rockit2:

[Lou]

Rikk you started this with me. And the "insulting your country" bit...that was joke. Yet another instance of Rikk being a thin-skinned crybaby.

Folks, if you didn't read it, there was a thread entitled "I Hate Canada." All I said, in jest, was that tensions are running high in Canada because there's no NHL hockey. Rikk takes that as "insulting his country."

Are you a woman Rikk? Because I can't believe a man would look at that and think that was anything but a joke.

[Fabulous Shadow]

LOU~ Yo must be extremely careful when you talk to Rikk... He takes everything and twists it around to find insult in it. Let it roll off your back.

[Figs]

whoa nelly!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LOU~ Yo must be extremely careful when you talk to Rikk... He takes everything and twists it around to find insult in it. Let it roll off your back.

Okay, cunt...

So you keep saying it's over. But you keep jumping back in.

Admit it... You love the fight. You can't live without it. If it weren't me, it would be OLO or SESH or BRETT or MAX or DG or GUITAR SHARK or any of the other tons of people you have fought with.

Now, for the last time...I have been ignoring you. Do you really want this fight to end or do you want to keep going? Am I really the sole purpose of your visits here?

No conditions. No truce. No pact. No nothing. I do not like you. I won't make a truce with someone I dislike. I will just tell you ignore most of your posts. Easy as that.

Why don't you just put "Rikk" on ignore? I never say anything to you almost ever. But if you hate me that much, you can have a forum where you don't have to read my posts. Simple, isn't it? Or are you really obsessed with me?

I've said it again...when we're fighting, you'll know. Believe me, you just look stupid now. People can finally see that it IS you that keeps this shit going.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Lou
Folks, if you didn't read it...

LOU, first rule of "internet fighting"...don't assume people give a shit. They're probably like: Oh RIKK doesn't like LOU and LOU doesn't like RIKK. Who cares?

There is no "who started this" debate. But I can say you've been an asshole to me for a month and then jump out with some retarded "liberal" comment.

Don't you have better things to do then worry about me or SHEEP PENs?

Anyway, you never answered my virgin question.;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, cunt...

So you keep saying it's over. But you keep jumping back in.

Admit it... You love the fight. You can't live without it. If it weren't me, it would be OLO or SESH or BRETT or MAX or DG or GUITAR SHARK or any of the other tons of people you have fought with.

Now, for the last time...I have been ignoring you. Do you really want this fight to end or do you want to keep going? Am I really the sole purpose of your visits here?

No conditions. No truce. No pact. No nothing. I do not like you. I won't make a truce with someone I dislike. I will just tell you ignore most of your posts. Easy as that.

Why don't you just put "Rikk" on ignore? I never say anything to you almost ever. But if you hate me that much, you can have a forum where you don't have to read my posts. Simple, isn't it? Or are you really obsessed with me?

I've said it again...when we're fighting, you'll know. Believe me, you just look stupid now. People can finally see that it IS you that keeps this shit going.

YOU called it back on when I didn't sell my self out to you. YOU called it back on when you started posting our personal chats... YOU do post to me, you going to tell me that putting that stupid picture in that thread in FAN INTRO was not to bring that thread back up to GET TO ME? YOU also have been PMing several people asking them to be on your team... Oh yeah, your really DONE with it. You are a complete and total nimconpoop! Since you started all of this, I have never said it was over. Trust me hum, people are seeing that it is YOUwho creates these situations n this board and it is YOU who doesn't know when to say when. When Max and I agreed to stop, you said NO with all your cocky high and mighty authority... So, in my eyes I can be as vocal as I want about what a dispicable and tripe human being you are...

FYI... you bring up those names... I haven't fought with OLO, Brett or seen in ages nor do I intend to. Max and I have recently agreed to give it a rest. DG? Who's that?

[Rikk]

Okay.

No problem.

It's known exactly what's going on here.

I told you several days ago, no deal. I told you I would ignore your posts.

I have been doing so.

You post about me three times a day or something.

Now you're going to lie?

Post the PM your "friend" received from me.

I PM'd a small group of people a week ago, asking
them to show support for the Pen. Your name was
not mentioned. And you know it. I could give a
fuck about you.

The only reason I'm not getting into this is because
I truly think the site is tired of it. You are posting
bullshit about me three times a day. I told you it
was off once again. I said let's ignore each other.
You agreed. This was a few days ago. Maybe you
just like the idea that I'm not fighting back this time?
I guess it means you can't play your "victim" game.

I may decide to get into it again if I think the idea
is approved. In the meantime, I will let you continue
to prove to the site that you are obsessed with me
or something.

You can't do that.

As for your "conditions", it's all there in black & white.

I said if I catch you conspiring behind my back, we
can't be friends. Idiot.

Do whatever you want. You're playing this the way
it's expected, I guess.

I'm not wasting my time with this anymore.

The point was proven a LONG time ago.

Yes, I know. You have to post now.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay.

No problem.

[...]
I'm not wasting my time with this anymore.

The point was proven a LONG time ago.

Yes, I know. You have to post now.

rikk, fab...can you puhleeeeeaze let it go...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
rikk, fab...can you puhleeeeeaze let it go...

Dude, I LET IT GO A LONG TIME AGO!! I promise. It's over. I mean it. O - V - E - R. This nut posts about me three times a day. It's sick and pathetic.

Look at her posts the last week and look at mine. It's that simple.:)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOU, first rule of "internet fighting"...don't assume people give a shit.


There's rules to internet fighting? ;) Cool.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
There's rules to internet fighting? ;) Cool.

What would life be without rules? Of course we try to break all of them each and every day... ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
What would life be without rules? Of course we try to break all of them each and every day... ;)

;) No shit eh? How's friday doing for lms2?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay.

No problem.

It's known exactly what's going on here.

I told you several days ago, no deal. I told you I would ignore your posts.

I have been doing so.

You post about me three times a day or something.

Now you're going to lie?

Post the PM your "friend" received from me.

I PM'd a small group of people a week ago, asking
them to show support for the Pen. Your name was
not mentioned. And you know it. I could give a
fuck about you.

The only reason I'm not getting into this is because
I truly think the site is tired of it. You are posting
bullshit about me three times a day. I told you it
was off once again. I said let's ignore each other.
You agreed. This was a few days ago. Maybe you
just like the idea that I'm not fighting back this time?
I guess it means you can't play your "victim" game.

I may decide to get into it again if I think the idea
is approved. In the meantime, I will let you continue
to prove to the site that you are obsessed with me
or something.

You can't do that.

As for your "conditions", it's all there in black & white.

I said if I catch you conspiring behind my back, we
can't be friends. Idiot.

Do whatever you want. You're playing this the way
it's expected, I guess.

I'm not wasting my time with this anymore.

The point was proven a LONG time ago.

Yes, I know. You have to post now.

You forgot the other 4 conditions... Selective memory? What a twit!
And that would be friendS. Several have told me about your pm's. You did the same th9img to me so I believe them, you asked me to pick on lms and Guwappo... Did you not... Fucking moron...
I made no agreement to ignore you...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
There's rules to internet fighting? ;) Cool.

Yes and the RULES to friendship. FK! Rikk should write a book! Then he could teach it to his students...:rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
There's rules to internet fighting? ;) Cool.

LOL. Rule #16. Don't forget it.;)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Another seriously off topic thread......No fuckin' way!!! :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Another seriously off topic thread......No fuckin' way!!! :D

Bill, how the fuck are ya, my friend?:D

[Bill Lumbergh]

The usual suspects have been pretty quiet this week, huh? I'm doing well my friend, fucking glad the weeks over. My 6 year old just won a Peacebuilder of the Month award at his school for being the best behaved student in 1st grade. I always knew that bitch cheated on me..........those aint MY genes! :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LOU~ Yo must be extremely careful when you talk to Rikk... He takes everything and twists it around to find insult in it. Let it roll off your back.

Yet you respond and get pissed off at every post BY Rikk. Thats letting it roll off your back?!

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yes and the RULES to friendship. FK! Rikk should write a book! Then he could teach it to his students...:rolleyes:

What are you obsessed with the guy? Relax already, Rikk is the man we know but enough is enough, don't you think? :sleepy:

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yes and the RULES to friendship. FK! Rikk should write a book! Then he could teach it to his students...:rolleyes:

Cool it woman! This is Dave's house!

Nobody RULES the streets around here<> like RIKK!

[Fabulous Shadow]

LMAO! Rikk must be calling in the posse... Look Rikk goes DIE HARD on whoever he wants to around here. A guy like THAT ought to be able to handle the same shit he dishes out.

[POJO_Risin]

Can you feel the love tonight....

This thread is annoying...fucking scroll overs and shit...

people and their gay ass attachments...

[POJO_Risin]

No disagreement with the last statement...

the question is...why does the board have to be a part of it?

The good news is...the web team is working on a solution...that perhaps all won't like...

but we'll think is funny as fuck...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No disagreement with the last statement...

the question is...why does the board have to be a part of it?

The good news is...the web team is working on a solution...that perhaps all won't like...

but we'll think is funny as fuck...

Holy Shit POJ...
What are you guys gonna do? Lock us in a thread togeteher until we make NICE? Sorry, but this was over until RIKK wrote the "CONDITIONS" and then posted our private pm's in retaliation for me not compling. Sorry hun but THATS hitting below the belt. Espcially the Pete stuff. Especially when you know how hard that was for me to do... Sorry but I'm a little MORE than pissed...

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! Rikk must be calling in the posse... Look Rikk goes DIE HARD on whoever he wants to around here. A guy like THAT ought to be able to handle the same shit he dishes out.

Damn it woman, do you ever shut the hell up?

Posse?

There is only one General around here and his name is Diamond David Lee Roth I sayyyyyyyy!

Does everything you post have to have Rikk's name in it?

Love is in the air.........:eek:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! Rikk must be calling in the posse... Look Rikk goes DIE HARD on whoever he wants to around here. A guy like THAT ought to be able to handle the same shit he dishes out.


With all due respect, shut the fuck up. There is no "posse", and if there is I'm not a part of it. Rikk is my friend. Period. Is there loyalty to one of the few people not to stab me in the back at some point?! Yep.

[ALinChainz]

Time to get back on topic.

The Best DLR Army Member.

I'm thinkin' me.

:D

[ALinChainz]

OK then ... maybe not.

;)

[Seshmeister]

Warning - this thread started out pretty gay but has now reached a GAYALERT score of 9.

To get that proportion, GAYALERT level 8 is getting sucked off by Liberace in the front row of a Sammy Hagar gig...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
With all due respect, shut the fuck up. There is no "posse", and if there is I'm not a part of it. Rikk is my friend. Period. Is there loyalty to one of the few people not to stab me in the back at some point?! Yep.

oh Poor BABY! People been stabbing you in the back? AHHH...
SUX DOESN'T IT!
You SHUT THE fuck up... this doesn't involve you...

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
oh Poor BABY! People been stabbing you in the back? AHHH...
SUX DOESN'T IT!
You SHUT THE fuck up... this doesn't involve you...

Women...:rolleyes:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth
Damn it woman, do you ever shut the hell up?

Posse?

There is only one General around here and his name is Diamond David Lee Roth I sayyyyyyyy!

Does everything you post have to have Rikk's name in it?

Love is in the air.........:eek:

Someone should tell RIKK who the General is then...

And FYI... Only a small % of my posts have ANYTHING to do with Rikk... Don't flatter him like that. hate is a VERY powerful emotion...

[lms2]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth

Love is in the air.........:eek:

Will Rikk and Fab get married before Page 63... stayed tuned for the next episode!

LMAO

I'd watch out Rikk and Fab... Pojo may be planning a shotgun wedding!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
OK then ... maybe not.

;)

If you can tell me what my favorite ALICE IN CHAINS song is, I will then vote you as best Army member.;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Warning - this thread started out pretty gay but has now reached a GAYALERT score of 9.

To get that proportion, GAYALERT level 8 is getting sucked off by Liberace in the front row of a Sammy Hagar gig...

Where would Rock Hudson or the gay character from MELROSE PLACE fit on this scale of yours?:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by lms2
Will Rikk and Fab get married before Page 63... stayed tuned for the next episode!

LMAO

I'd watch out Rikk and Fab... Pojo may be planning a shotgun wedding!

Are you jealous?

[lms2]

Jealousy has no place in this match made in heaven. I shall put my personal feelings aside. :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Hey, you know him better than I do... I'll gladly surrender him to you...

[lms2]

LMAOBTS

Sorry Fab, my day with Rikk has come and gone... its you he keeps coming back to.

Aren't you the lucky girl?!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh, I FEEL lucky... Like a Rabbit! Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.

[MAX]

It's the jingle bell fuck!!!

Insert extremely dark fucking music now:


<marquee direction=left>My tendency for dependency is offending me..........It's upending me.........I'm pretending see, to be strong and free from my dependency............It's warping me...........It's FUCKING WARPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</marquee>

[MAX]

<marquee scrollamount=9 direction=down>WARPED!!!!!</marquee>

<marquee scrollamount=9 direction=down>WARPED!!!!!</marquee>


<marquee scrollamount=9 direction=down>WARPED!!!!!</marquee>


<marquee scrollamount=9 direction=down>WARPED!!!!!</marquee>

[Fabulous Shadow]

Max... R U OK hun?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Max... R U OK hun?

Spent the day in Park City Skiing with my family and celebrated my beautiful niece's FIFTH Birthday!!!! :D :D :D :D

Happy Birthday Audrey!!!!

Happy as heck!!!!

I just wish you guys would pop the bubbly, get along and hush up for the Holidays!!!!

Rock out naked cos it feels sooooooo good!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

hey Max! I'm bubbly tonight! I had me some Chardonnay and a lovely chat with a ARMY man... ALL is good...

[MAX]

NOW............

WHAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

DIG THIS!!!!!!

[flappo]

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http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/.Pictures/cocksucker.gif

ya mean that ?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by flappo
http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/.Pictures/cocksucker.gif
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http://homepage.mac.com/edwardocatflappo/.Pictures/cocksucker.gif

ya mean that ?

That's funny shit!:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by flappo
ya mean that ? [/B]

Yep. That's it Flappo and thanks again. :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
oh Poor BABY! People been stabbing you in the back? AHHH...
SUX DOESN'T IT!
You SHUT THE fuck up... this doesn't involve you...


Oh shit, NOW what will I do...........even the FAT CHICKS are insulting me...............:rolleyes:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh Bill... That hurts! I'm not fat but if I was, I STILL wouldn't like you.

[Panamark]

Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society :)

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society :)

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

:D

Little do the touro's know...the cabo secret garden surrounded by a privacy wall is where high-pressure lawn sprinklers hose off roy's unreachables...

"What a lush lawn honey!...They must use some hardcore fertilizer"!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society :)

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???

Are you dissin me Pmark?
Why dont you try asking your mama!

[Panamark]

So you PM me asking to explain, but before waiting for my explanation, you have a shot at my mother ???

This is my first interactions with you Lisa....
Im getting the picture....

[Fabulous Shadow]

It was a Yo mama fat joke. Not intended to insult your REAL mother.

But I do have a ?... Why it it ok for everyone to insult ME, call me fat, yet when I rebut I am an evil person? Lets be REAL ok...

You asked me, I figured it'b be ok to ask you to ask YO MAMA...

[Panamark]

Its ok Lisa.

My mother is not fat.

Im not even going to reply with a "Yo Mama" ..
I think that shit is really low.
I hope your mother is healthy, slim and doing
great.

[MAX]

It's ok Mark.

My mother isn't fat either mate. :)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Panamark
Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ?...FAB ? Is it true ???

You insult her and then ask why she would say 'why don't you go ask your momma'? Obviously your just talking shit out of the side of your mouth. And then you cry that her saying that was a low blow? Common mate! Wht did you ask HER that? Are you sure your not just trolling for attention here? Feeling left out of the attention these stupid threads are generating?

Don't imply a woman is fat and not expect a rebuttal. That's just not common sense.

OK I'm done ranting now.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society :)

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

Hey Aesop... read the thread before you go jumping on Panamark...

[aesop]

Originally posted by lms2
Hey Aesop... read the thread before you go jumping on Panamark...

I didn't misread it...I quoted him in my post. Your quote was from earlier. If I'm mistaken, I appologize. What am I missing?

[lms2]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:


Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???

Do you still not get it?

:rolleyes:

[Brett]

Originally posted by aesop

OK I'm done ranting now.

I doubt that.