The cat is pissing in my closet, what should I do?

[SensibleShoes]

It ain't my cat, and it ain't my closet, I guess I"m just borrowing both while I'm homeless. This room smells like a fucking litter box, and I can't tell where the little furfuck is peeing. Closet, under the bed, DAMN it reeks.

Yeah, yeah, I know, let Nelson loose and eradicate the problem, right? But how do I find and get rid of the smell?

Discuss.

[DeadOrAlive]

Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?

[diamondsgirl]

The kitty senses that there is new stuff around and is feeling threatened...

lol@furfuck

[ThrillsNSpills]

(Quick somebody cue up the Love Boat theme):D

[Carmine]

Furfuck!!!!!!! LOL!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?

Whoa! Look out now DOA on the prowl again!:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Yeah, yeah, I know, let Nelson loose and eradicate the problem, right? But how do I find and get rid of the smell?

Discuss.

Try Woolite carpret spray cleaner. Follow directions and it works great! Damn kitty addicts!

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Sensible Shoes!!! Are you actually 14!?

Uh, YEAH!!!!.

(plus or minus a few decades)

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
The kitty senses that there is new stuff around and is feeling threatened...

lol@furfuck

Bullshit. IT's a kitten, and I was there before it was. I should have let Nelson eat the entire litter when he wanted to.

[Figs]

Not sure what to do now, but in the spring leave that cat out all night (if you live in a suburban/rural area). Coyote activity is highest then, and they love to eat cats.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Bullshit. IT's a kitten, and I was there before it was. I should have let Nelson eat the entire litter when he wanted to.

didn't know it was a kitten...:(

http://www.dogsonly.org/images/FS10676cat_under_bed2.jpg

[CROWBAR]

Whose Nelson?

[thepunisher]

I've heard if you get a good high-power blacklight you can see the cat piss.
Seriously.
Hopefully the whole room doesn't glow.
Come to think of it I'm gonna try it in my cat's catbox. See if this is a myth or what.

[lucky wilbury]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Whose Nelson?

a hair band from the 80's

[Fabulous Shadow]

First, you need to buy this stuff called "NO"... Spray it on little cloths and put it around the area where you THINK Kitty is peeing... Then you need to constantly put Kitting in the BOX reminding him where he needs to do his business. Are you Cat sitting? His peeing may be because he is mad at his owners for changing his enviorment. Cats do not like to be out of their rhelm. When my cat is mad... He pees... Out of food and hungry. I put off getting to the store... Pees on my bed. Angry cats... Not Pretty!

HOW DARE YOU MOVE ME!
http://www.meankitty.com/images/siv.jpg

[alexpgrimes]

Fuck that. Give to cat a kick or two when it comes in the room. It will learn no to go in there..

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Whose Nelson?

Answers:

Nelson is my 105 lb. Irish Setter. He and a smaller Irish Setter named Summer and I all live in this bedroom. They are hunting dogs. Kittens are not on their acceptable species list. They think they're just another squeaky toy to be disembowled.

I am not cat sitting, therefore have no interest in training this little shit where his litterbox is. His mama was supposed to do that. I would like to drop kick the thing out the second floor window, in fact. Alright, maybe not, he's kind of cute but he's pissing me off. AND making it pure hell to get my mutant dogs outside to go potty without bloodshed.

If I buy the "NO" stuff, can I deduct it from my taxes?

And you're saying if I play "Blacklight" from the DLR Band album, the cat piss will glow in the dark? Does Dave know about this?

DOWN WITH ALL CAT PISS

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Answers:

Nelson is my 105 lb. Irish Setter. He and a smaller Irish Setter named Summer and I all live in this bedroom. They are hunting dogs. Kittens are not on their acceptable species list. They think they're just another squeaky toy to be disembowled.

I am not cat sitting, therefore have no interest in training this little shit where his litterbox is. His mama was supposed to do that. I would like to drop kick the thing out the second floor window, in fact. Alright, maybe not, he's kind of cute but he's pissing me off. AND making it pure hell to get my mutant dogs outside to go potty without bloodshed.

If I buy the "NO" stuff, can I deduct it from my taxes?

And you're saying if I play "Blacklight" from the DLR Band album, the cat piss will glow in the dark? Does Dave know about this?

DOWN WITH ALL CAT PISS

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[SensibleShoes]

what the hell is THAT all about?

[lms2]

SLH likes you and wants to help with your problem. Maybe Arielle can decipher the hidden meaning.

In the meantime, have you given this kitty his own seperate litter box. That may help if you have other cats. Otherwise, I think the cat is simply trying to mark his territory and piss off the dogs.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok, so kittys PISSED because the dogs have taken over! Kitty is sending you a message... I don't think it will stop...

GET THOSE FUCKING DOGS AWAY FROM MY HEINEKIN!
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2004/11/pigeon.jpg

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by lms2
SLH likes you and wants to help with your problem. Maybe Arielle can decipher the hidden meaning.

In the meantime, have you given this kitty his own seperate litter box. That may help if you have other cats. Otherwise, I think the cat is simply trying to mark his territory and piss off the dogs.

The dogs were there before he was born!!!! I ain't giving him SHIT other than a swift kick in the pants.

Listen, the issue isn't how to get the cat to stop! I can stop him just by opening my door and letting the red herd have at him. OOPS - gee, the cat has expired. And I probably wouldn't even get blamed. These folks have a dozen golden retrievers to boot! (It's a kennel)

The issue is - where is the FUCKING SMELL coming from? Am I going to have to rip out the floor? I might suffocate one of these nights.

Why does catshit smell so much worse than dog shit?

[Carmine]

CAN I NOT JUST BE LEFT ALONE TO TAKE A PISS?

[SensibleShoes]

I HATE THAT LITTLE FURFUCK

[SensibleShoes]

and his mother before him!

[lms2]

The dogs should be able to tell you exactly where the smell is coming from... then there are several products on the market to assist in eliminating the smell. But, until you get rid of the cat, the problem will keep repeating itself.

If you want to keep the cat, a little trip to the vet for a snipping may be in order.

[SensibleShoes]

This is Nelson

[SensibleShoes]

THis is what Nelson does in his spare time

[lms2]

Poor Nelson. You realize of course his sense of smell is way stronger than yours. Poor puppy must be in hell.

[Carmine]

Yeah, well I just ate your slippers!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Is it a boy cat?

[SensibleShoes]

This is Summer

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by lms2
Poor Nelson. You realize of course his sense of smell is way stronger than yours. Poor puppy must be in hell.


HA. There's a pheasant sanctuary across the street!!!!!!

[lms2]

Those poor dogs! Summer is a beauty.

[SensibleShoes]

Baby Summer

[Fabulous Shadow]

Hey SS... What with you and the Irish? ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Baby Summer

awww... come here you wittle puppy face...:)

[SensibleShoes]

Um, I kinda used to raise 'em and show 'em - only bred one litter, but will breed Summer - she needs 3 points for her championship. Expensive hobby - this is why I'm homeless.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Nice dogs SS.

As for the cat, can it fly?

How do you know if you've never tried?

Put kitty in a superman costume first, for comedic effect.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I meant the Irish as a WHOLE babe! Just a Joke...

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by lms2
Those poor dogs! Summer is a beauty.

Thank you. Nelson doing the same dog show thing.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Again, Is Kitty a male? He could be SPRAYING.

[CROWBAR]

Nice lookin' setter SS! He's probably pissed as you are about that cat smell! I had a yellow lab and a couple of cats around, it was game on! It's nothing simpler than leaving the cat out. Or, pawn him off on some unsuspecting child. Works everytime.

Or a gallon of gas as an alternative (and one match)

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I meant the Irish as a WHOLE babe! Just a Joke...

Oh you mean the race? Well, when one is of that descent, one felt he must have Irish Dogs as well. As it happens, I love 'em a lot too.

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Again, Is Kitty a male? He could be SPRAYING.

Dunno Fab, he's only about 2 months old. Don't think his testicles have even dropped yet.

And this isn't quite that smell - I've had that before, this is more straight urine.

[SensibleShoes]

Irish Christmas Cards. (Who needs to talk about cats anyway?) These will make you laugh

[Fabulous Shadow]

Cats spray (urinate straight back on a vertical surface, usually with tail held high and quivering) to mark new territory, to let other cats know they have been there, and to give an area its own special smell. Intact male cats tend to spray more than neutered males, and males in general spray more than female cats. Spraying is normal feline behavior - it is one of the ways they communicate.Most pet cats are neutered and generally do not spray indoors. But when they do, it is usually a sign that they are feeling stressed or threatened by something such as a new pet, baby, or person in the house, or a change in routine. DO NOT hit or yell at your cat when it sprays. It will only make the problem worse. Instead, try to figure out why it is feeling insecure and take steps to ease the disruption. If you identify the problem or remove the source, try limiting the area it can roam in your house to improve its feeling of security.

[SensibleShoes]

one more and I'll stop.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Oh you mean the race? Well, when one is of that descent, one felt he must have Irish Dogs as well. As it happens, I love 'em a lot too.
I hear ya sister... I have Jack Russells...

[Fabulous Shadow]

CUTE CARDS! Glad you got the dogs!

[SensibleShoes]

I got two of the four. :(

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Dunno Fab, he's only about 2 months old. Don't think his testicles have even dropped yet.

And this isn't quite that smell - I've had that before, this is more straight urine.

If it's a male he should be fixed right away ( 6 weeks) to stop the spraying! If it's not done now, he will do it even after being fixed. Spraying is the most awful thing a cat can do. It smells and wont go away. Stop looking on the floor and start looking on things sitting on the floor or look on the walls. They spray on things that are upright. When it dries, it crystalizes... Cat Lover here...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I got two of the four. :(
ahhh , that sux :(
But enjoy the two you got hun... XO

[SensibleShoes]

I know. I'm trying not to advocate setting him on fire or anything. Can they spray that young????? Holy shit....

[SensibleShoes]

(I meant the cat, not my ex)

[SensibleShoes]

found one more really good one

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I know. I'm trying not to advocate setting him on fire or anything. Can they spray that young????? Holy shit....

Yep, they can... I say take Kitty and lock him in the ex's closet for a day!!!! :p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
(I meant the cat, not my ex)

Uh HUH... SUURRREEEE ya did! ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

I cant view the pic. I dont think the file type is correct...

[SensibleShoes]

Well..........

[SensibleShoes]

OK let's try that now that it's not a bmp file

[Fabulous Shadow]

Gorgeous Shoes! Great pic!

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I got two of the four. :(

how many are coming to Cleveland?

[twonabomber]

and how could you go from a GC to an Escape? :D

[SensibleShoes]

$$$$$$$ plain and simple

[SensibleShoes]

Summer & Nelson are making the trip - if it's still on - it not Summers' coming by herself. Things change day to day

[Alias]

Next time kitty goes in the closet to pee, lock the door.

[Switch84]

:eek: I have no idea how to help you, Shoes! My 'furfuck' was a full grown Maine Coon that was house broken already! The only thing he did that annoyed folks was the whole 'hunch the back and snarl' thing to people he didn't like (which was alot, btw.)

I like DG's "SuperKitty" idea...........


LMMFAOBT!

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Summer & Nelson are making the trip - if it's still on - it not Summers' coming by herself. Things change day to day

Dang, Willie will be thrilled to hear your dog is named after him. HE does have hair like WIllies tho.

[SensibleShoes]

Nelson is named after a priest you sanctimonious pain in the ass. Cause he's a CATHOLIC dog. And you HATE Catholics, remember? LIke the day you wouldln't go to church on mother's day with me because you had to go to your holy roller shithole in the next town? Go evangelize elsewhere and don't - DON'T come over here and bring your country music crap into my thread.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Nelson is named after a priest you sanctimonious pain in the ass. Cause he's a CATHOLIC dog. And you HATE Catholics, remember? LIke the day you wouldln't go to church on mother's day with me because you had to go to your holy roller shithole in the next town? Go evangelize elsewhere and don't - DON'T come over here and bring your country music crap into my thread.

Hey I sing in Catholic Church Choir. And I post MY DAILY BREAD and encourage people to watch 442 and see Mother Angelica's tv network.

Darren said Delta Burke's underarms stunk. He was grip on a thingy she did in Nashville.

[SensibleShoes]

You sing in a catholic Church? Are you SURE you're my mother?

Something's not right here.

[SensibleShoes]

And mother angelica is a cunt.

[SensibleShoes]

BIG UGLY ASS SMELLY CUNT

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
BIG UGLY ASS SMELLY CUNT

...and you, who formally had a problem saying this word!! :cato:

[SensibleShoes]

Now how'd you know that? WHo are you?

[CROWBAR]

I'm me, who are you? :D

[SensibleShoes]

Crap. I ain't got time for this AND de-moralizing the dump. For crissakes.

[CROWBAR]

.....so your really not 14 huh?:D

[SensibleShoes]

I was once........

[CROWBAR]

Don't worry, I won't give ya away SS!! :cool:

[SensibleShoes]

Hey I look AWESOME. Maybe not 14, but AWESOME

[CROWBAR]

I KNOW HOW OLD! TE HEH!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Hey I look AWESOME. Maybe not 14, but AWESOME

true.

[SensibleShoes]

NO YOU DON'T. HEH PROVE IT

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
BIG UGLY ASS SMELLY CUNT

you should start a thread titled like this - it would make millions!!!

[CROWBAR]

Man, did this ever turn into a pissing match!

[SensibleShoes]

heh

[SensibleShoes]

VOTES!!!! I WANT VOTES!!!!!!!!

I've been here a whole day. VOTE FORE MEEEEEEEE

[SensibleShoes]

I"m going to have a vote telethon. I'm hijacking the site until I hit 20 votes. LMAO

[tjvhou812]

maybe you should start pissing in the closet too.

[CROWBAR]

Here's a fiver SS!

[SensibleShoes]

15! Oh well, that'll work.

I'll consider the pissing in the closet idea.


Nighty night.

[CROWBAR]

Throw 'em a bone and goodbye

[DeadOrAlive]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viking]

Is it a male? Line all the hidden areas with mousetraps. When the fucker pokes his dick out to soak the floorboards, one will trigger and snap onto his piss nozzle. Then, you just follow the noise, pump the slide on the shotgun, jack a shell into the chamber, and turn the hissing, vile little vermin into an oozing puddle of pink fur. Problem solved. :killer:

[Igosplut]

This might sound excruciatingly simple, but why dont you just keep the closet door closed??

[SensibleShoes]

lmao. Leave it to Igo. Well it would be a simple solution. I have two problems.

1. This house was built in 1867. There ain't a door in the place that shuts tight. I will be putting a slidebolt on this bedroom door soon - probably on both sides - just to be able to shut it from either direction.

2. Since all my worldly possessions are stuffed into this one bedroom, I have over the door hooks to maximize the closet space. Ergo, the door does not even close, much less latch shut.

[SensibleShoes]

And it's definitly the closet. I used that Arm & Hammer carpet deodorizer today - and the room smells FINE - until you open the closet door.

Summer did a few laps around the house tonight chasing the cat. But it escaped....

[tjvhou812]

does it seem cold in here to you

[SensibleShoes]

Is that a sex joke? :(

[tjvhou812]

let me think

[SensibleShoes]

I'm voting for YOU dude, for instant access to pertinant images. Damn.

[thepunisher]

Originally posted by Viking
Is it a male? Line all the hidden areas with mousetraps. When the fucker pokes his dick out to soak the floorboards, one will trigger and snap onto his piss nozzle. Then, you just follow the noise, pump the slide on the shotgun, jack a shell into the chamber, and turn the hissing, vile little vermin into an oozing puddle of pink fur. Problem solved. :killer:

Classic!