Cooking with Cum

[Ally_Kat]

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

Doesn't look like I'll be eating dinner tonight...

[Rikk]

Okay. I am NOT clicking on that link. That sounds fucking disgusting!!!

[diamondsgirl]

One of the moderator's names is Naked Chef. LMAO. :D

that's awesome...

[Classic]

I'm not on Atkins diet, but I bet those people are...

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/29_215/atkins.html

[lms2]

Ally, where do you find these things...


These little treats have become a favorite around my place. The sugary/salty flavor is addicting!

Since it is often difficult to obtain 2 whole tablespoons of cum, you can always split the difference with pure egg white. So if you only have one tablespoon (3 teaspoons) of cum, just add one tablespoon of egg whites.

2 tablespoons cum
1/2 cup brown sugar (packed)
1 teaspoon vanilla
dash of salt
4 cups pecans

1. Preheat oven to 275 degrees. Line a cookie sheet with wax paper and spray with cooking spray.

2. Use a whisk to beat semen for about a minute. Add brown sugar and vanilla. Stir until smooth. Mix in pecans and stir until coated. Pour the nuts onto the cookie sheet.

3. Bake until nuts are browned, approximately 15 minutes.

LOL... I wonder if Katy wants this recipe?

[DeadOrAlive]

God that is fucking nasty...

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay. I am NOT clicking on that link. That sounds fucking disgusting!!!


:uck: :eek: I'm too skeered to click on that link!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Switch84
:uck: :eek: I'm too skeered to click on that link!

Its set up like a regular message board...have no fear.

the posters names are a riot

[diamondsgirl]

iswallow
yummyintummy

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
iswallow
yummyintummy


Boing!!!! ;)

Hey, your inbox is full again. :mad:

[Switch84]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Its set up like a regular message board...have no fear.

the posters names are a riot


:o Ok, I'll be brave.........

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Switch84
:o Ok, I'll be brave.........


:eek: :eek: :eek: Holy SHIT!!! Their newest member is called "IwannadoGeorgeW"!!!!

Laura Bush cooks with cum?????


AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Antman]

You may not cook with cum, but if you complain about a dish in a restaurant, I'll bet the chef will.

[Cathedral]

2 tablespoons of cum is no problem here, just don't expect to make that dish more than once a day.

A guy needs time to make more.

There are two rules to fine dining.

1) Never complain about anything until you are done and ready for the check. You may even get the meal free, just don't ever send something back to the kitchen.

2) Don't act like an idiot at the drive-thru, you are asking for trouble from the start.
Our drummer is an asshole with those speakers and i always pass on ordering when he is in the car.

[manwiththedogs]

Damn Ally, it`s to close to Thanksgiving for that kinda shit...

[Mezro]

I wonder what could be next (the Mezro mind wanders)

www.bakingwithshit.com

www.menstrualpudding.com

www.anustasteslikeangus.com

www.felchsomestroganoff.com

Mezro...www.pissflapsravioli.com

[DeadOrAlive]

HOLY SHIT!! Who eats this crap!?!?!?