I Summon all those who ROCK>>>

[SweetSecrets]

I summon all those who are sick of the crap surrounding the music industry.....

LETS REVOLT!!

THIS CALLS FOR REVOLUTION!!

We have waited too long for the wave of ROCK to return!

Let't take over.

Let's all get our guitars in hand, crank the MARSHALLS...and blast these fuckers out of the music industry.

Seriously, why don't we all pick a week and terrorize the music industry? We will break in and take over! Fuck the bastards for allowing children to be brainwashed into thinking this pop/techno influenced shit is MUSIC! Screw them for feeding kids into thinking Jessica Simpson and her lip synching sister can actually sing.

What is wrong with these people??! Where have all the cowboys gone?

Let's bring back the 80s!

New Rule: anyone who enters onto a stage anywhere in the US, must have a band backed by the loudest fucking Marshalls in existence. None of this pop-idol shit...PEOPLE MUST HAVE TALENT AND IMAGINATION!

Fellas and Gals, lets bring it back! Let's take over the radio stations and threaten the dj's with their lives to play REAL music.

Who's with me?!!
Let's do it!

[SweetSecrets]

Please excuse my horrible grammer in that post!

I'm pissed off and not thinking!

("Let's") ....WTF???

[sambo]

I'm with you, I'm sick of corporate produced shitballs music. None of it has any longevity, no current artists are really going to be "legends" and their music certainly is not "timeless".

What happened to people writing their own songs and believing in them, not caring what the masses thought. (I know I am generalising to a small extent but bear with me)

That in itself was a catalyst for great music..

Thank goodness for a good live music scene in Australia!

[/my 10 cents worth]

Marshall is on 11, LP in hand and standing by...

[aesop]

Intersting idea. The problem is, however, that sheep by CD's of Brittany, Eminem, etc. Trust me, I know. The reason music sucks major ass is that the single largest demographic for buying CD's is 10-16yr old girls.

You'd think they'd get the hint, though, looking at how long Back in Black, Zoso, and the CVH albums have all stayed in the charts, continuing to sell todau.

[ashstralia]

i can still crank out on my maton, yeah?
:D

[Panamark]

HELL YEAH !!

I will personally help ya with that !
Got the Marshall ready !!! :)

Im sick of all that pre-manufactured crap,
the music industry has made looks and
dance moves the prerequisite for becoming
a star now ?????????

Fuck thats getting old..

The real musicians will be back.. It goes in cycles,
I agree, its well overdue !!

ROTH ON !!

[SweetSecrets]

LET'S DO IT NOW! WHY NOT??

IF WE CAN BEAT THE GERMANS....SURELY WE CAN BEAT THE SHEEP!

[aesop]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
LET'S DO IT NOW! WHY NOT??

IF WE CAN BEAT THE GERMANS....SURELY WE CAN BEAT THE SHEEP!

I admire the tenacity, secrets! I think everyone on the boards should call their local classic rock whatever station and request D.O.A. at an exact preset time on an exact precise date. :rockit2:

[ashstralia]

that's a phuqin good idea....

[Seshmeister]

:D

[SweetSecrets]

There we go! That's more like it!!

THIS IS AN ARMY ISN'T IT??!!!

COME ON ALL YOU ASSHOLES!

LETS ROCK !

[sambo]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i can still crank out on my maton, yeah?
:D

Hey Ash!

Absolutely champion... Maton - one of Australia's finest exports...

[aesop]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
There we go! That's more like it!!

THIS IS AN ARMY ISN'T IT??!!!

COME ON ALL YOU ASSHOLES!

LETS ROCK !

Light 'Em UP!!!!!!!!!

http://www4.army.mil/OCPA/uploads/large/040805-A-9062T-001.jpg

[SweetSecrets]

Screw them all!

[lms2]

:D

[sambo]

and a new Reality TV Show...

Army Idol

[SweetSecrets]

Let's plan a fuck pop day for the world!

[SweetSecrets]

Lets break in radio stations and music buildings...throw shit around and smash things!!

WHO'S UP FOR IT??!!!

[ashstralia]

yeah sambo, quality built right there
in melbourne!!!!

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Lets break in radio stations and music buildings...throw shit around and smash things!!

WHO'S UP FOR IT??!!!

um.... i don't wanna get arrested!
but you go, girl!

[SweetSecrets]

IT won't matter if everyone is doing it!

It will be like a revolution!

A REVOLUTION OF ROCK!

AHAHAHA!

[aesop]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Lets break in radio stations and music buildings...throw shit around and smash things!!

WHO'S UP FOR IT??!!!

Wow, secrets! Your fired up, Girl! Keep it up...It's definately contageous! :elvis:

[ashstralia]

the majesty of rock - spinal tap



There's a pulse in the new-born sun
A beat in the heat of the noon
There's a song as the day grows long
And a tempo in the tides of the moon
It's all around us and it's everywhere
And it's deeper than royal blue
And it feels so real you can feel the feeling

And that's the majesty of rock
The fantasy of roll
The ticking of the clock
The wailing of the soul
The prisoner in the dock
The digger in the hole
We're in this together...and ever...

In the shade of a jungle glade
Or the rush of the crushing street
On the plain, on the foamy main
You can never escape from the beat
It's in the mud and it's in your blood
And it's conquest is complete
And all that you can do is just surrender

To the majesty of rock
The pageantry of roll
The crowing of the cock
The running of the foal
The shepherd with his flock
The miner with his coal
We're in this together...and ever...

When we die, do we hunt the sky?
Do we lurk in the murk of the seas?
What then? Are we born again?
Just to sit asking questions like these?
I know, for I told me so
And I'm sure each of you quite agrees
The more it stays the same, the less it changes

And that's the majesty of rock
The mystery of roll
The darning of the sock
The scoring of the goal
The farmer takes a wife
The barber takes a pole
We're in this together...and ever...

[smaz]

I know, let's all go and punch someone who like shit music. Make it a national day. Anyone who likes any of this manufactured shite gets smacked by everyone. And if they stay at home that day, they get their house fucked over. How about that??

[ELVIS]

Somebody please edit that stupid huge photo...

[aesop]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Somebody please edit that stupid huge photo...

Sorry Elvis...Didn't realize it was that big. But stupid? Naw, it ain't stupid.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by aesop
I think everyone on the boards should call their local classic rock whatever station and request D.O.A. at an exact preset time on an exact precise date. :rockit2:

If we can get these stations to stop playing the Supertramp and Van Hagar, that would be a great start.

[aesop]

Don't forget Fleetwood Mac. Rumors was good the first 1,000,000 times, but common. Diversify a little bit.

[aesop]

What's the matter, secrets? Your not giving up already, are ya ;)

Your too fun when agitated...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Want REAL music back?

Visit www.dragonforce.com

These guys are the best band I've heard in a LOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGG time.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by aesop
What's the matter, secrets? Your not giving up already, are ya ;)

Your too fun when agitated...

Dont worry Mate ! She will be back. Just spending time with
her family for thanksgiving. Then we will form an Army
and overthrow the RIAA, CBS, Sony, MTV and every other
fucking corporation that is fucking music !!! :D

Im ready !!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by EbDawson
If we can get these stations to stop playing the Supertramp and Van Hagar, that would be a great start.

I didn't know they played Van Hagar anymore. I almost never hear it. It's mainly Dave era stuff here.

[smaz]

Well what we need is a few people to go after certain jobs....

People to get jobs as a Radio DJ. Play the usual shite, but slowly throw in a few good tunes, building up more and more.

Someone to work at MTV, and get them to go to Dave's house for their show 'Cribs'. Also air some of his videos and try and get them to get him to present an award at a ceremony.

Someone to become a film director. Then get in contact with Dave to bless us with Crazy From The Heat. Anyone at the army can auditon, and anyone from the links can piss off.

We'll also need someone to work for a Rock Magazine. Organise a few interviews with legends, and to give shite new bands shite reviews.

Getting someone into a recording studio would be good. Refuse to record anything by new bands (with exceptions to decent ones) and stop all shite records being produced.


Just an idea though..................... Slowly take over the place!


And someone buying a farm would be good, so a festival could be held with the amps cranked right up :D

[aesop]

Hmmmm... Any1 got a spare farm we could 'borrow'??!?

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I didn't know they played Van Hagar anymore. I almost never hear it. It's mainly Dave era stuff here.

It does happen. Though it's about 4 to 1 in Dave's favor, we should never rest til Van Hagar is stamped completely off the airwaves. Let us advance and vanquish!

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by aesop
Hmmmm... Any1 got a spare farm we could 'borrow'??!?

I'll talk to Mr. Douglas.