Thought for the day

[aesop]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Jack Handy

[aesop]

Beer...

Helping ugly people have sex since 1869!

[aesop]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

[lms2]

Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. --Angela Monet

[TLR]

A gold-plated turd is still a turd. Butthead...

[Fabulous Shadow]

When Soctt Peterson calls Amber from hell, will he says he's in heaven?

Oh, is this supposed to be about BEER?

[aesop]

Oh, is this supposed to be about BEER?

It's just the thought for the day.

Last night I just hapened to be in a beer mood, that's all :bottle:

Today, it could be anything. Any suggestions?

As far as Scott goes, he'll have a Penthouse in hell.

[aesop]

... Literally, that is. Not the magazine.

[aesop]

Strange how I made the quote of the day about beer, as I was partaking in Skyy and soda whilst shooting pool last night. Hence no longer maintaining the ability to type...or shoot pool.

[diamondsgirl]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Anonymous

[aesop]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Anonymous

There's a classic. Keep 'em coming!

[David Van Via]

If Barbie is so popular why do you have do buy her friends?

[lms2]

Good point!

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by aesop
Beer...

Helping ugly people have sex since 1869!

Yep! :D

[lms2]

:D

[Mezro]

I suck therefore I am - Sam Hagar

I drink from Mikey's dink - Sam Hagar

I like a pig in my rig - Sam Hagar

Is it male and moist? I'll fuck it - Sam Hagar

Mezro...deep guy that Sam...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Mezro
I suck therefore I am - Sam Hagar

I drink from Mikey's dink - Sam Hagar

I like a pig in my rig - Sam Hagar

Is it male and moist? I'll fuck it - Sam Hagar

Mezro...deep guy that Sam...



:D :D :D :D :D

[aesop]

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

[aesop]

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

- W.C. Fields

[aesop]

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.

[SoCalChelle]

1 . Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday....lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to.

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice
about men is they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already
happened.

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

15. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, for as long as 10-15
years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

16. Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

17. If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

18. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over backwards but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

19. I'm not 50-something. I'm $49.95, plus shipping and handling.

20. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

[CROWBAR]

Beauty is just a light switch away! :D

[aesop]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
1 . Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2. Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday....lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to.

7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice
about men is they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already
happened.

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

15. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, for as long as 10-15
years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

16. Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

17. If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

18. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over backwards but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

19. I'm not 50-something. I'm $49.95, plus shipping and handling.

20. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

Great thoughts, Chelle!

[lms2]

from my 16 year old...

There is no such thing as a virgin... life screws us all.

[Switch84]

:) My personal fave......

"You're either part of the solution, or part of the problem."

Eldridge Cleaver

[Dan]

Sex is sin,sin is in so open your legs and let me in.

[sambo]

You can't make strawberry jam out of pigshit..

[Switch84]

:D "Tis far better to fall flat on your face than to die from bending over backwards for somebody!"

DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!! :killer:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D "Tis far better to fall flat on your face than to die from bending over backwards for somebody!"

DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!! :killer:


I CAN STAND UP AND TESTIFY TO THAT!!!!!!! :D

[Katydid]

My ex Ed Roth used to say: You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

My reply was: Well, you never liked chicken salad anyway.

[smaz]

Originally posted by sambo
You can't make strawberry jam out of pigshit..

I feel so sorry for whoever found that out the hard way in order to proclaim that.

And my thought for the day:

Seedless grapes - You think how do they make them seedless? But it's possible, with hormones to stop the seeds growing. But...

How the fuck do they make boneless chicken? Okay, taking the bones out would be a logical answer and way, but that would leave holes in the chicken from removing the bones and it wouldn't stay whole...... But the boneless chicken you can buy is still intact??? No evidence of physically taking the bones out.....

Please help. Anyone work in a chicken factory?

[David Van Via]

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by David Van Via
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?


;) The preachers think we'll fall for that shit, feel soiled for having a bounty of it, and give it all to them! What was lost in the translation was one little word....LOVE.

The verse refers to folks being obsessed with money! "For the LOVE of money is the root of all evil" is how that verse is truly meant to be taught.

[LookN4AMootBeat]

Grain alcohol.......helping high school seniors become porn stars since 1983!

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"I do tounge push-ups..." ---- DLR

[David Van Via]

If Beauty is only skin deep, are ugly people attractive if you turn them inside out?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.



:D

[diamondsgirl]

I'm interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos, especially activity that appears to have no meaning. - Jim Morrison :cool:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ain't it funny how a melody can bring back the memory...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ain't it funny how a melody can bring back the memory...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :) :p :D

HOW TRUE, FABULOUS SHADOW!! HOW TRUE!!!!:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :) :p :D

HOW TRUE, FABULOUS SHADOW!! HOW TRUE!!!!:D

I hear you Rikk and all I can say is WOW!

Leave it to that Fabulous Shadow to come up with the best Thought for the Day so far. She's really something.:)

[aesop]

DG - Did I detect a strain of sarcasm there?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by aesop
DG - Did I detect a strain of sarcasm there?

:confused:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh, I think that since Rikky got his little hand slapped last night he and his mafia have taken to kissing my ass... Pathetic isn't it... How they take every thread and make it about their personal vendettas...

Let's get it back on topic shall we...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh, I think that since Rikky got his little hand slapped last night he and his mafia have taken to kissing my ass... Pathetic isn't it... How they take every thread and make it about their personal vendettas...

Yeah, BROWNSOUND sure came down hard on MAX and I in PMs. We were so guilty. The way he spoke to us was fierce and showed us the error of our ways.

So, we're so sorry. You are awesome, and we feel bad for making you feel bad!

Luv ya!:)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Yes, I have noticed that! That's a great one!

:bottle:

[Fabulous Shadow]

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

Yup! You got that right. Good call!

Luv ya!;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

That is so cool, especially the way it rhymes. And anytime I get to use the word "folly", I'm a happy girl. :)

I can't wait to pass this one on to my friends.

Thank you, Fabulous Shadow! You rock!

[Fabulous Shadow]

What consumes your thoughts controls your life

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What consumes your thoughts controls your life

This is very, very true. It reminds of when you asked Arielle if she thought I would choke on a candy. That was sooo funny! I couldn't stop laughing. :D

I can see how this "thought" applies to that "thought". You are just stellar. There is no other word to describe you.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What consumes your thoughts controls your life

MORE!! MORE!!

Keep 'em comin' love!:)

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!:D

STELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

My word's but a whisper; your deafness, a shout

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
My word's but a whisper; your deafness, a shout

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

BURN!!!!!!!!!:D

[diamondsgirl]

I was trying to come up with some "thoughts for the day", but I just can't compete with that! Anything I say will just pale in comparison.

[diamondsgirl]

OK, OK, I am going to give it shot here,

"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it".

I hope thats OK. :o

[lms2]

The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, cuz love isn't love till you give it away.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, cuz love isn't love till you give it away.

Kind of cynical, dontcha think?

[lms2]

Why do you think that? Oh wait, let me turn on my give a fuck meter... :rolleyes:

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.


Did Blue Oyster Cult make that up or did they steal it from somewhere else?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Why do you think that? Oh wait, let me turn on my give a fuck meter... :rolleyes:

Too late. I already turned mine off.:p

[lms2]

One of these days we will get synchronized.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
One of these days we will get synchronized.

Will do.

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"Rommell.........you magnificent BASTARD I READ YOUR BOOOK!"

...George C. Scott as Patton.

oh, wait maybe that should be in the movie thread......:gulp: *burp*

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"Be like the water my friend".......Bruce Lee

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Did Blue Oyster Cult make that up or did they steal it from somewhere else?

it's IS actually a line from GODZILLA by BOC... Good Call! I dont know if they penned it tho??? I bet they did.

[lms2]

Of all the words of tounge and pen, the saddest are these...

"It might have been."

[lms2]

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade... it tastes good. :D

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"hey i like that avatar"

[LookN4AMootBeat]

and no, i was talking about lms2's avatar :p

[Seshmeister]

If Katydid made a porno film would it be called 'Enter the dragon'?

[Fabulous Shadow]

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

[Golden AWe]

how come do i wank so much?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
how come do i wank so much?

LMAO! :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
If Katydid made a porno film would it be called 'Enter the dragon'?

:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
how come do i wank so much?

LOL!!!:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!:p

Why must I wanketh when my hands feel like sandpaper.

(See, I'm trying.):(

[Fabulous Shadow]

Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something

Check your e-mail.........;)

[aesop]

Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.

John Adams, letter to John Taylor, April 15, 1814

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Check your e-mail.........;)
;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

or...Beauty: That power by which a women terrifies a lover into becoming a husband!

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
or...Beauty: That power by which a women terrifies a lover into becoming a husband!

Excellent double-entendre, Carmine!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Excellent double-entendre, Carmine!

Thanks!:cool:

[Matt White]

"Life is a Calamity". ---Peter Pultorak

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
or...Beauty: That power by which a women terrifies a lover into becoming a husband!

LMAO! That was GOOD!

Some women get all excited about nothing...and then marry him.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! That was GOOD!

Some women get all excited about nothing...and then marry him.

Or: Some women get all excited about marriage....then give him NOTHING!

[aesop]

Ummm.... OK so far we have (3) scenarios, none of which are good. How about this one instead:

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a guy and then finds out they have the best tantric sex immaginable, so they decide NEVER to ruin it by getting married.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
Ummm.... OK so far we have (3) scenarios, none of which are good. How about this one instead:

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a guy and then finds out they have the best tantric sex immaginable, so they decide NEVER to ruin it by getting married.

Beauty: That power by which a women charms a guy and then finds out they have the best tantric sex immaginable, so they decide to ruin it by getting married and NEVER have it again.

[LookN4AMootBeat]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Matt White]

"Always keep your head held high, and you will never see de feet."

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by LookN4AMootBeat
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

And a bush in the hand is worth ... ?? I don't know, you decide.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Never wound a snake; kill it.

[Matt White]

"Discretion is the better part of Valour."

[Fabulous Shadow]

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

[Model Citizen]

Time wounds all heels

[aesop]

Confucius say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"

[Matt White]

"Better One day as a Lion, than a Thousand as a lamb."

[aesop]

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet...Is high on pot"

[Matt White]

"Never eat spinach with a stranger."

[aesop]

Confucius say: "It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

[Matt White]

"To thine own self be true."

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"If you gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk" .....Tucco

[LookN4AMootBeat]

woops, did i say that one already? lol

[LookN4AMootBeat]

"victory is for the one, even before the combat, who has no thought of himself, abiding in the no-mindedness of great origin"

[lms2]

Learn as if you would live forever
Live as if you would die tomorrow.

[Carmine]

Diamonds are a girls best friend! Especially when they are on a mans finger!

[aesop]

Confucius say: Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

[Carmine]

A full wallet, strategically placed in the front pocket, can become far more valuable than its contents!

[smaz]

"Man who walks infront of car gets tired. Man who walks behind car gets exhausted."

[smaz]

"Man who jizz in cash register comes into money"

[Fabulous Shadow]

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Made you TRY IT! :p

[Stella]

Lil_Skittles here with your thought of the day:


Take charge, ignorance is no longer a valid

excuse empower yourself, stick to your words

and what you believe in.submitted by: AprilAriesAngel

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by aesop
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Jack Handy


I loved Deep Thought's
Long Live The Memories Of Phil Hartman
5 Stars For You:D

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
When Soctt Peterson calls Amber from hell, will he says he's in heaven?

Oh, is this supposed to be about BEER?

This is why I never went into State Trooper Academy Because A Mother Fucker Like Him Would NEVER have made it to the station.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I loved Deep Thought's
Long Live The Memories Of Phil Hartman
5 Stars For You:D

Thank you, OZ!

[Matt White]

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

[Fabulous Shadow]

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

[Matt White]

"It has been said that the highest praise of GOD consists in the denial of HIM by the atheist, who finds creation so perfect that he can dispense with a creator."---Marcel Proust (1921)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Matt White
"It has been said that the highest praise of GOD consists in the denial of HIM by the atheist, who finds creation so perfect that he can dispense with a creator."---Marcel Proust (1921)

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmm"

[Matt White]

What was GOD doing before HE created the World?
Martin Luther replied, "He sat under a birch tree cutting rods for those who ask nosey questions."

[Matt White]

"Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled."---Horace 1 B.C.

[katie]

man who go to bed with itvhy bum, wake up with smelly finger!

[Matt White]

"Where the light is brightest the shadows are deepest."
---Wolfgang Goethe (1771)

[Fabulous Shadow]

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~Louis Nizer

[Matt White]

"He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword."

[Matt White]

"The man is only half himself, the other half is his expression."---Ralph Waldo Emerson "THE POET" (1844)

[Matt White]

'Too far East is West."---English Proverb

[Little_Skittles]

"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them." -- Alfred Adler (1870-1937), Austrian psychiatrist

[Little_Skittles]

The most unfortunate thing that happens to a person who fears failure is that he limits himself by becoming afraid to try anything new.
submitted by: jmuslu

[Matt White]

"Where the telescope ends, the microscope begins. Which of the two has the grander view?"
Victor Hugo, Les Miserables(1862)

[aesop]

Projectile vomiting rarely gets you a return invitation anywhere.

[Reverberator]

ARRROLLD .

[Little_Skittles]

When we begin to hate someone for who they are, we really start to hate ourselves for who we are not. -Daniel Stanberry

Nothing lasts forever. So love what you have while you still have it. Don't take anything for granted 'cause you never know when something will come to an end.

[Little_Skittles]

Which is worse, if nothing ever matters or if everything always matters???

If people can put up nude statues everwhere, then why can't we run around naked?

Do you think three small words or just eight letters could mean as much as we say or is it just what we have been taught?

[Little_Skittles]

People who drink light "beer" don't really like beer; they just like to pee a lot.

[Fabulous Shadow]

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain

[aesop]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain

Stop it...I'm tearing up :cry2:
That's beautiful!

[Little_Skittles]

who's mark twain isn't he the one that wrote some book?

[classicdude]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

[lms2]

The hour of departure has arrived, and so we go our ways-I to die, and you to live. Which is better God only knows.

Socrates

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.

Ah yes Blue Oyster Cult

[smaz]

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?





(Noones posted this have they???)

[aesop]

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

[aesop]

"I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

[aesop]

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

[aesop]

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

[Carmine]

"The best way to predict the future is to create it"

[Carmine]

I'm "thinking"...that I once thought that the thought of thinking was something I should re-think.

[lms2]

Eat right, exercise, live clean, die anyway.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
Eat right, exercise, live clean, die anyway.

Right on lms2...that why I choose to Eat bad, not exercise, live Dirty and will die anyway!

[lms2]

most importantly, just have fun!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by lms2
most importantly, just have fun!

Yep!:lookie:

[aesop]

Thought of the day for 4/26/2005:

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die...

[Northern Girl]

What a coincidence that you revived this thread. I just did a search for it yesterday; but I didn't have a thought in my head, so I didn't post. :D

[Northern Girl]

I miss my friend, Jamie.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I miss my friend, Jamie.

Yeah... He's an incredible guy... Always on my mind as well ;)

Today's thought: 04/27/2005:

U.S. is disliked around the world because .......

Jelousy Breeds Contempt!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Thought for the day …

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Thought for the day …

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

We're about the same age Fab ... I'll be glad to help you "recollect" if you'll do the same baby.

We should be about 75 by then.

;)

[aesop]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Thought for the day …

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

LOL!!! A most astute observsation...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
We're about the same age Fab ... I'll be glad to help you "recollect" if you'll do the same baby.

We should be about 75 by then.

;)

Works for me! ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by aesop
LOL!!! A most astute observsation...

Yes, I am very observant...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
Yeah... He's an incredible guy... Always on my mind as well ;)


He's a tad conceited...but otherwise a really great guy. ;)

[Northern Girl]

All unhappiness is the result of excessive expectations. ~ Buddhist saying



When will I learn this ??????????

[Northern Girl]

I have no thougths today. Or so I thought. Wait, let me think about that.

[Northern Girl]

I, know what you're thinkin'
What you're thinkin', is easy to see
I, know what you're dreamin',
I have those same dreams
Reachin' to the feet of God; Lookin' for a sign
You was right here all the time, time, time, time
I am you and you are me



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