Well How The Fuck Was Your Thanksgiving?

[JCOOK]

Those of you that know me know that I got laid off from a great job in October,Then my parents decided they could not live in California any longer and moved to Ohio (with my dog).....I spent thanksgiving drunk in bed crying after cooking a great meal for my inlaws.Ahh but theres' good news, I am flying to Ohio for two weeks with my nephew for Christmas to put closure to this shit.....NOW PASS THE FUCKING POTATOS!:D :D :D :D

[diamondsgirl]

Glad you're feeling better ??? :confused: :)

[DeadOrAlive]

lol yeah?

[SheAintWaiting]

Hey JCook... 'sorry to hear 'bout your Thanksgiving.
For your sake, ah'm glad it's all over. 'Hope Christmas goes okay. (?)

Since you're gonna be in Ohio, 'gonna go to the Rock 'n' Roll museum or anything?

My Thanksgiving was quiet, beautiful, non-eventful and I like it that way. Or, "Super, thanks for asking!"
LOL!

sAw

[rustoffa]

Excellent thread.

It all started wednesday about 3 pm. I stopped by the Kroger on the way home and it was a goddamned free-for-all. I mean, full on demolition derby in the aisles. "Oh, excuse me..."watch where the fuck you're going!" That type shit.

Next is a trip to the self-check out. There's this half-witted, filthy cargo-pants wearing motherfucker that just can't grasp the concept of putting the goddamned products in the bags. 1,2,3 times the girl tells him the stuff has to go on the shelf the bags are on because it's like a scale and recognizes the weight of the purchased product. The solution to the problem was the poor girl doing every motherfucking thing for him. I flippantly said, you know what?...you need to go to the regular check out. That's when the girl that's doing everything for this soul-sucking piece of shit goes, "sir, would you like me to call security?" I'm like "yeah, it'd save us a bunch of time". Then she goes, "no, for you...you need to calm down".

I barely made it out of there with the salad vinegar and cake.

Time rolls by and I end up at the hacienda....house guests already there with the war maps.

I walk in and get "Heyyyy! it's so good to see you!....I think your dog is having problems....I keep hearing crashing sounds in that room". I'm like, "is there a cat in here"? Dude goes, "shit! remember we let that cat in baby! I bet it ran in there when I peeked in on the dogs"! I'm still the fucking Duke of Earl and just blow it off.

So I go in the bedroom to find what looks to be the result of Hurricane Damien. Every square inch decimated..so I shoo the dog out, find the trembling cat that proceeds to rip my arm to shreds and carry it outside....the whole time getting shredded and smiling.

After a brief collection of wits, I venture back inside to find mans best friend chomping on the 9 dollar cake, plastic cover and all, while the dipshits laugh.

I go, "why in the fuck didn't you stop him"? "Man, we were watching you with that cat and didn't notice"! This is where the leaves start wilting folks.

Fast forward to the big dinner next day....same dipshit goes, "ain't y'all got any pumpkin pie or anything"? I go, "nope, we woulda had some cake though". He goes, "oh, I guess it's my fault". I go, "no, you can't help it."
Homeboy gets stewed and leaves the table...by the time he recovered and quit pouting I wanted to electrocute him.

These are just the highlights.

So yesterday evening I'm told we're going to an outdoor hayride at Callaway gardens to look at this incredible light display. I said, "you're out of your minds...it's gonna be thirty fucking degrees later". They didn't care.

There we are....trolleying along in the freezing fucking cold looking at a forest decorated with hokey fucking themed scenes. I'm fucking cold and pissed. The aforementioned dipshit just keeps gushing about anything. The cart that we're all subjugated in is being towed by a brand new Silverado...people keep complaining about the catyletic converter smell, but they don't know that's what it is.

That's when I publicly blamed mr. dipshit for farting two days straight.

He's like, "He's crazy....it ain't me"!

I'm like, "you stink man, give it a rest". He just about walked home and I'm still getting vibed.

Happy Holidays!

[Switch84]

:eek: :D Jeebs, my Turkey Day was alot calmer than Russtoffa's, thank GOD! I avoided Kroger like the plague (I knew it would be a zoo) and rode up to Cleveland (Georgia) to visit with my Mom's family. We had good food, lots of laughs, and I even saw my fave NFL team play (and lose, damn it!) My Aunt made sure we loaded up the to-go containers with the day's leftover yummies and I went home.

It was a great day!

[JCOOK]

Rustoffa, you just made my LAUGHED MY ASS HARDER THAN ANY ONE ON THIS SITE KUDOS BRO!

[Ally_Kat]

You people had a Thanksgiving? I'm jealous. :p

[ODShowtime]

I just got drunk.

[SoCalChelle]

Me and my boyfriend broke up the night before Thanksgiving. I went out partying the next 3 nights in a row.

So I guess you could say it was both good and bad.

[Ozzy Fudd]

I'll Give Ya 5 stars maybe that will help some

[BITEYOASS]

Well the Thanksgiving dinner went smoothly and my gf rested her tities on my shoulder (feels like a nice soft travel pillow). But the drive back to Atlanta was a pain in the ass!!!! The traffic was backed up all the way from Montgomery to Auburn! First it was the overturned semi that every dumbfuck was staring at, then the Tuskegee traffic and finally the Auburn traffic. After that it was smooth sailing. What was usually a 2 1/2 hour drive took nearly 5 HOURS!!!!

[Steve Savicki]

J. Cook,

Sorry to hear about Thanksgiving, but it sounds like you're gonna have a MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

As for me, just visit the link below:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/steve_savicki/

I've covered all sorts of stuff.
You can comment if you want; just post anonymously and put your Roth Army user name in the subject field.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I'll Give Ya 5 stars maybe that will help some

Thanks Ozzy :)

[JCOOK]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
J. Cook,

Sorry to hear about Thanksgiving, but it sounds like you're gonna have a MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

As for me, just visit the link below:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/steve_savicki/

I've covered all sorts of stuff.
You can comment if you want; just post anonymously and put your Roth Army user name in the subject field.
HAPPY HOLLIDAYS STEVE,I hope this doesn't sound stupid ....
But whatever doesn't kill me only makes me stronger:cool:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Those of you that know me know that I got laid off from a great job in October,Then my parents decided they could not live in California any longer and moved to Ohio (with my dog).....I spent thanksgiving drunk in bed crying after cooking a great meal for my inlaws.Ahh but theres' good news, I am flying to Ohio for two weeks with my nephew for Christmas to put closure to this shit.....NOW PASS THE FUCKING POTATOS!:D :D :D :D

Yeah, there comes a time in life when people need to move out of their parents place

[Katydid]

I've been out of work since 9/2/04 when both feet went out from under me on a moped concrete tile floor in KFC. Was just healed up and back working good. First fall was 6/22/04, hurrying early am in rain, ran around front, then started back down concrete painte stairs I never use. Both feet went out from under me hurling me down (were 5, I was on 2nd going down. Landed on concrete carport.

Couldn't ride to go to ex husband's funeral (lost 6 yr bout with prostate cancer) 9/13/04...that week my house also flooded. Then Wachovia bank said I was in arrears from an instant cash reserve acct (I'd turned over to a credit counselling service) They'd been pd, but held out. Then bounced and added charges twice...about $500. in all. I took money out, they are still charging. SOBs will not get another dollar from me.

Sons helping w/ my house pmt, and bills church and Christian ministery won't pay. I had no savings, no checking, some food stamps. No sick pay, no ins. Used up the $5,000. they allowed me...had 2 ERs, ambulance, and chiropracter 2/wk and orthopeadic 3/wk.

Said I could not draw on my back...so I had to fall back (no pun) on a time I spent (only time) in hosp. lockdown. Had gone thru Ed's high blood pressure, being retired as a fireman...and then his Guillian Barre Syndome. And doing all bookkeeping on hand, (no computer) for our eyeware business. At the time I was mad at Ed and his sister...I was crying and having panic attacks...for ins. to pay they had to diagnoise...Said I was parnoid schitophrenic and manic... This was 86...

Kept it hidden and worked 7 da wk after divorce (25 yrs) and daughter's murder, and sons drugs and left side paralyzed from brain contusion, and his 2 heart attacks. rehab... and sent to OK. My total hysterectumy and surgery on breast for fibroid tumors.

Went to classes, couldn't become a Foster Parent because of the above in my opinion...But her saying I was not in touch with the realities of being a foster parent helped...God works in mysterious ways.

Now, it will be 120 days from 9/2/04 till i might get SSI if my SS is approved. Said I could get approved in March, first ck in April...

How can I live, sole support till April...then might not get it. I'm getting a lawyer. My neck is still so stiff can't turn my head, bone spurs, left foot and leg numb. Right eye draws not. And I need to get back on medicine...can't afford medicine for the falls, or my schitoprenia/bipolar. Went to Mental Health center seen counsellor twice... have appt for psychiatirst in Feb. They sent me to a Psychiatirst to see if I can get medicaid...asked me to fax records...SS guy had records..I forgot appt. he took it over the phone... Cost $44. to fax records...Could get Ed's SS if I was 60...

Tried to sell a couple kerosene heaters (new) never used bought for if power goes out... Gave $250. for them, no one want to give but $25.

Two neighbors know my plight, but the mfers wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. All my life if anyone had trouble, I was the first one to jump to their aide... Old mean neighbor everyone hates gave me $20. my sis sent $20. Church gave me a month's gas...

But Thanksgiving, everyone was broke...So I wound up going for the first time w/ a friend to an AA Thanksgiving all day meal. Had oodles of food. Saw drs, lawyers, hippies, and everything else all testifying of their higher powers and how they were so glad that place was there. Some clean and sober 20 yrs. some 0ne day...

I've got the Alcoholics Anonymous thread open, posted all evening if anyone wants to come and comment on the first step. Got the book posted now. Each day will take a step and discuss. Longtimers help beginners...

I don't drink, smoke or drug, but I stopped at the church to pee after passing out at my CT scan and getting hit from the bright light and the red ball from Heaven... Crashed a set up for an AA meeting ... took a Daily Reflections Book...they took back the big book. SO I said, " I'm out of work God knows how long,,, I have this book, what will I do with it??

SO i started an AA thread "NON Dlr Daily Reflections" in NON, was bounced to HITCH dump...Made Mother Teresa of Calcutta patron saint...if dump was good enough for her, it is me...

Started it in Sept. Have 3838+ view. Kept getting porn hazed and scammed and threads hung up, finally blowed up. HITCH made me mod now and stickyed several threads.... I learned to put Flappo and Sesh on ignore...SO life is taking a turn for the better.


SO COME EVERY DAY TO THE DUMP TO THE DAILY REFLECTIOS (AA) thread... Thank God for keeping me busy during this time...like penance, and soul search...learning so much...Have went now twice w/ my friend to AA...and NA...SO sad so many with high credentials and mental illnesses...all were workaholics and perfectionist before...Now they are on disability and living almost on the streets, and others are very rich...

CURIOUS? or just lonely...come by...

[Sarge's Little Helper]

I've been out of work since 9/2/04 when both feet went out from under me on a moped concrete tile floor in KFC. Was just healed up and back working good. First fall was 6/22/04, hurrying early am in rain, ran around front, then started back down concrete painte stairs I never use. Both feet went out from under me hurling me down (were 5, I was on 2nd going down. Landed on concrete carport.

Couldn't ride to go to ex husband's funeral (lost 6 yr bout with prostate cancer) 9/13/04...that week my house also flooded. Then Wachovia bank said I was in arrears from an instant cash reserve acct (I'd turned over to a credit counselling service) They'd been pd, but held out. Then bounced and added charges twice...about $500. in all. I took money out, they are still charging. SOBs will not get another dollar from me.

Sons helping w/ my house pmt, and bills church and Christian ministery won't pay. I had no savings, no checking, some food stamps. No sick pay, no ins. Used up the $5,000. they allowed me...had 2 ERs, ambulance, and chiropracter 2/wk and orthopeadic 3/wk.

Said I could not draw on my back...so I had to fall back (no pun) on a time I spent (only time) in hosp. lockdown. Had gone thru Ed's high blood pressure, being retired as a fireman...and then his Guillian Barre Syndome. And doing all bookkeeping on hand, (no computer) for our eyeware business. At the time I was mad at Ed and his sister...I was crying and having panic attacks...for ins. to pay they had to diagnoise...Said I was parnoid schitophrenic and manic... This was 86...

Kept it hidden and worked 7 da wk after divorce (25 yrs) and daughter's murder, and sons drugs and left side paralyzed from brain contusion, and his 2 heart attacks. rehab... and sent to OK. My total hysterectumy and surgery on breast for fibroid tumors.

Went to classes, couldn't become a Foster Parent because of the above in my opinion...But her saying I was not in touch with the realities of being a foster parent helped...God works in mysterious ways.

Now, it will be 120 days from 9/2/04 till i might get SSI if my SS is approved. Said I could get approved in March, first ck in April...

How can I live, sole support till April...then might not get it. I'm getting a lawyer. My neck is still so stiff can't turn my head, bone spurs, left foot and leg numb. Right eye draws not. And I need to get back on medicine...can't afford medicine for the falls, or my schitoprenia/bipolar. Went to Mental Health center seen counsellor twice... have appt for psychiatirst in Feb. They sent me to a Psychiatirst to see if I can get medicaid...asked me to fax records...SS guy had records..I forgot appt. he took it over the phone... Cost $44. to fax records...Could get Ed's SS if I was 60...

Tried to sell a couple kerosene heaters (new) never used bought for if power goes out... Gave $250. for them, no one want to give but $25.

Two neighbors know my plight, but the mfers wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. All my life if anyone had trouble, I was the first one to jump to their aide... Old mean neighbor everyone hates gave me $20. my sis sent $20. Church gave me a month's gas...

But Thanksgiving, everyone was broke...So I wound up going for the first time w/ a friend to an AA Thanksgiving all day meal. Had oodles of food. Saw drs, lawyers, hippies, and everything else all testifying of their higher powers and how they were so glad that place was there. Some clean and sober 20 yrs. some 0ne day...

I've got the Alcoholics Anonymous thread open, posted all evening if anyone wants to come and comment on the first step. Got the book posted now. Each day will take a step and discuss. Longtimers help beginners...

I don't drink, smoke or drug, but I stopped at the church to pee after passing out at my CT scan and getting hit from the bright light and the red ball from Heaven... Crashed a set up for an AA meeting ... took a Daily Reflections Book...they took back the big book. SO I said, " I'm out of work God knows how long,,, I have this book, what will I do with it??

SO i started an AA thread "NON Dlr Daily Reflections" in NON, was bounced to HITCH dump...Made Mother Teresa of Calcutta patron saint...if dump was good enough for her, it is me...

Started it in Sept. Have 3838+ view. Kept getting porn hazed and scammed and threads hung up, finally blowed up. HITCH made me mod now and stickyed several threads.... I learned to put Flappo and Sesh on ignore...SO life is taking a turn for the better.


SO COME EVERY DAY TO THE DUMP TO THE DAILY REFLECTIOS (AA) thread... Thank God for keeping me busy during this time...like penance, and soul search...learning so much...Have went now twice w/ my friend to AA...and NA...SO sad so many with high credentials and mental illnesses...all were workaholics and perfectionist before...Now they are on disability and living almost on the streets, and others are very rich...

CURIOUS? or just lonely...come by...

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Katydid]

I TOLD THEM THAT NA/AA IS A CROSS BETWEEN CATHOLIC CONFESSION AND PROTESTANT TESTIFYING...

THE OBJECT OF AA/NA IS FINDING YOUR HIGHER POWER AS YOU KNOW IT...

SPREAD THE WORD. I need members...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I'll Give Ya 5 stars maybe that will help some

<marquee scrollamount=15>GAYSTAR ALERT!</marquee>

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
I TOLD THEM THAT NA/AA IS A CROSS BETWEEN CATHOLIC CONFESSION AND PROTESTANT TESTIFYING...

THE OBJECT OF AA/NA IS FINDING YOUR HIGHER POWER AS YOU KNOW IT...

SPREAD THE WORD. I need members...

you need my member , up your fat ass

[Seshmeister]

:D

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Katydid
I've been out of work since 9/2/04 when both feet went out from under me on a moped concrete tile floor in KFC. Was just healed up and back working good. First fall was 6/22/04, hurrying early am in rain, ran around front, then started back down concrete painte stairs I never use. Both feet went out from under me hurling me down (were 5, I was on 2nd going down. Landed on concrete carport.

Couldn't ride to go to ex husband's funeral (lost 6 yr bout with prostate cancer) 9/13/04...that week my house also flooded. Then Wachovia bank said I was in arrears from an instant cash reserve acct (I'd turned over to a credit counselling service) They'd been pd, but held out. Then bounced and added charges twice...about $500. in all. I took money out, they are still charging. SOBs will not get another dollar from me.

Sons helping w/ my house pmt, and bills church and Christian ministery won't pay. I had no savings, no checking, some food stamps. No sick pay, no ins. Used up the $5,000. they allowed me...had 2 ERs, ambulance, and chiropracter 2/wk and orthopeadic 3/wk.

Said I could not draw on my back...so I had to fall back (no pun) on a time I spent (only time) in hosp. lockdown. Had gone thru Ed's high blood pressure, being retired as a fireman...and then his Guillian Barre Syndome. And doing all bookkeeping on hand, (no computer) for our eyeware business. At the time I was mad at Ed and his sister...I was crying and having panic attacks...for ins. to pay they had to diagnoise...Said I was parnoid schitophrenic and manic... This was 86...

Kept it hidden and worked 7 da wk after divorce (25 yrs) and daughter's murder, and sons drugs and left side paralyzed from brain contusion, and his 2 heart attacks. rehab... and sent to OK. My total hysterectumy and surgery on breast for fibroid tumors.

Went to classes, couldn't become a Foster Parent because of the above in my opinion...But her saying I was not in touch with the realities of being a foster parent helped...God works in mysterious ways.

Now, it will be 120 days from 9/2/04 till i might get SSI if my SS is approved. Said I could get approved in March, first ck in April...

How can I live, sole support till April...then might not get it. I'm getting a lawyer. My neck is still so stiff can't turn my head, bone spurs, left foot and leg numb. Right eye draws not. And I need to get back on medicine...can't afford medicine for the falls, or my schitoprenia/bipolar. Went to Mental Health center seen counsellor twice... have appt for psychiatirst in Feb. They sent me to a Psychiatirst to see if I can get medicaid...asked me to fax records...SS guy had records..I forgot appt. he took it over the phone... Cost $44. to fax records...Could get Ed's SS if I was 60...

Tried to sell a couple kerosene heaters (new) never used bought for if power goes out... Gave $250. for them, no one want to give but $25.

Two neighbors know my plight, but the mfers wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. All my life if anyone had trouble, I was the first one to jump to their aide... Old mean neighbor everyone hates gave me $20. my sis sent $20. Church gave me a month's gas...

But Thanksgiving, everyone was broke...So I wound up going for the first time w/ a friend to an AA Thanksgiving all day meal. Had oodles of food. Saw drs, lawyers, hippies, and everything else all testifying of their higher powers and how they were so glad that place was there. Some clean and sober 20 yrs. some 0ne day...

I've got the Alcoholics Anonymous thread open, posted all evening if anyone wants to come and comment on the first step. Got the book posted now. Each day will take a step and discuss. Longtimers help beginners...

I don't drink, smoke or drug, but I stopped at the church to pee after passing out at my CT scan and getting hit from the bright light and the red ball from Heaven... Crashed a set up for an AA meeting ... took a Daily Reflections Book...they took back the big book. SO I said, " I'm out of work God knows how long,,, I have this book, what will I do with it??

SO i started an AA thread "NON Dlr Daily Reflections" in NON, was bounced to HITCH dump...Made Mother Teresa of Calcutta patron saint...if dump was good enough for her, it is me...

Started it in Sept. Have 3838+ view. Kept getting porn hazed and scammed and threads hung up, finally blowed up. HITCH made me mod now and stickyed several threads.... I learned to put Flappo and Sesh on ignore...SO life is taking a turn for the better.


SO COME EVERY DAY TO THE DUMP TO THE DAILY REFLECTIOS (AA) thread... Thank God for keeping me busy during this time...like penance, and soul search...learning so much...Have went now twice w/ my friend to AA...and NA...SO sad so many with high credentials and mental illnesses...all were workaholics and perfectionist before...Now they are on disability and living almost on the streets, and others are very rich...

CURIOUS? or just lonely...come by...


You need Jesus Christ!

I suggest dropping Catholicism and these forums and direct your attention to the true devine God !!


Find a true church of Christ!

[flappo]

she's not a true christian like you

she's a fucking hypocrite

[flappo]

"I learned to put Flappo and Sesh on ignore...SO life is taking a turn for the better."

hahahah

you silly old cow

don't you get it ?

we don't fucking care if you ever see our stuff , mainly as we dont give a shit what a pathetic old hag like you thinks

you sad sad old cunt