I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD YOU SO!!! Van Hagar™ IS BACK!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!

[hitch1969©]

FUCK YEAH!!!

It happened! It happened! It happened!!!

Just like I fucking said it would!!!

Fuckin' A BABY!!!

I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
NEENER NEENER!!

BREASTS!!
=h69=

[hitch1969©]

someone please get the franchise negro a STICKY STICKY STICKY goddammit!!

and your finest bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila, please!

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Cathedral]

I felt it in the force, Van Halen no longer has a space in my heart.........Fuck Them, and i hope they fall flat on their faces...

If i attend a show, would they throw me out for tossing Tomato's at them with a DLR Logo on them?

[Viking]

WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused: :cato:

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Viking
WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused: :cato:

[Julius]

Other than a Sammy song playing in the background, and Right Now being played before the player introductions... I don't see what the hubbub is.

[Viking]

Did Mike play with Sammy at all during Superbash?

[Julius]

Originally posted by Viking
Did Mike play with Sammy at all during Superbash?

No, but Kevin Dugan was spotted behind Sammy's rig.

[hitch1969©]

Only I BILLieved™...

Only I was RIGHT.

GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCK!!! I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING STICKY IN THE MAIN FORUMS OF THE GODDAMMNED MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™!@!!


always trust the brilliant hitchBRAIN©.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Cathedral]

If Kevin is there then so is our favorite puppet, Michael Anthony, lol...

He's like the dudes shadow n shit....

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Viking
WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused: :cato:

Yeah what ??

[Julius]

Originally posted by Cathedral
If Kevin is there then so is our favorite puppet, Michael Anthony, lol...

He's like the dudes shadow n shit....

Yep....

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Julius
Yep....


Hagar's last chance to get a good manager for the band rested with Tim
Collins, who handled Aerosmith. Sammy thought he would be a good fit for
Van Halen, because he could help break Eddie from his drug and alcohol
dependency ! just as he had done with Joe Perry. Hagar says that when
the Boston native first hooked up with the Aerosmith guitarist in the
early '80s, he was in terrible shape, worse than Eddie Van Halen ever
thought of getting. Collins not only cleaned up Perry's act, he was
instrumental in reuniting him with Steven Tyler. When he assumed
management duties of the reformed band, a clean and sober Aerosmith once
again became a powerhouse in the music business. Sammy believed the
manager would do a good job of keeping Van Halen psychologically sound.
Things were starting to get a little goofy in the studio, as he puts it,
between Eddie and himself, and the band needed someone to calm things
down. Another factor weighing heavily in Collins' favor was his strong
relationship with MTV. Having won three video awards on their last
album, Hagar thought it was especially important for Van Halen's new
manager to have a strong relationship with the music video channel. Ray
Danniels, he found out, had absolutely no pull at the network. Sammy
thought it was vital to have MTV's support when the new album was
released. An Aerosmith/Van Halen combination, he was convinced, would
make both bands a powerful combination to be dealt with on a worldwide
level. "I figured with both groups under his control," explained Sammy,
"Tim could make phone calls and say, 'Oh, you don't like Van Halen.
Well, you aren't going to get Aerosmith either.' Hearing that, people
would go, 'Wait a minute; let's talk.' With both bands at his disposal,
it would give Tim considerable clout in all aspects of the music
business. He could definitely help us out in the European market where
we had trouble. I really thought the brothers would understand that and
vote him in. When I mentioned his name to Alex, he said, 'Tim Collins?
He already manages Aerosmith. That's all he'll ever do. Aerosmith will
be No. 1, and we will always be second.' I told Al that wouldn't be the
case. In fact, I had already asked Tim that very question, about
juggling both bands. Since these guys were already slamming every
manager we talked to, I thought I'd better confront him on the issue
before he spoke with the brothers.

"Tim was very matter-of-fact with me on the subject. He told me that if
we scheduled everything just right, one band would be recording their
album, while the other one was out touring to support their new release.
Tim was up front and to the point with me about where his true allegiance
rested. He said, 'Sam, if there was ever a time when both Aerosmith and
Van Halen had a single coming out at the same time, my loyalty would lie
with Aerosmith first. I'm not stupid enough to do something like that,
but if it did happen and I was forced to make a decision for whatever
reason, Aerosmith would take precedence over Van Halen.' After he said
that, I knew he was the one we needed. If I would have posed that same
question to Ray in regards to Rush over Van Halen, he would have said,
'Oh well, of course it would be you.' He would have said we were No. 1
over his wife, his kids, you name it, just to manage the band. When Tim
told me that, I was thinking, 'Wow, that's a great statement. That's what
I want to hear.' I told Al about my conversation the next day, and he
said, 'That is a psychological ploy. He's been messing with all these
psychologists that are involved with Aerosmith. He knows exactly what to
say because of them.' I looked at Alex and said, 'Well, Ray's had
fucking Rush for 23 years. Do you think he's going to be more loyal to
us than them?' He said, 'Oh, Rush is going to retire. They are washed
up. Ray knows they're finished. He told me that himself.' Alex went on
and on with all this horseshit about Rush he'd been told by Ray."

Hagar says he was appalled at the negative comments directed toward Rush
by Alex Van Halen that he attributed directly to Ray Danniels. Sammy was
even more offended at the fact that Al's brother-in-law wanted to manage
Van Halen so badly, he was willing to sell out his other band to get the
job. For over two decades, Danniels had stood behind Rush. From what
Hagar was hearing, apparently that was a thing of the past. The Red
Rocker even spoke to Ray himself about the Canadian trio and was
astounded by the answers he received.

"Ray even bad-mouthed Rush to me," said an incredulous Hagar. "Can you
believe it? He was saying shit like, 'If they had a good singer, they
could have made it on pop radio.' He was telling me that with the kind
of music they play, Rush would never be any more than they already have
been. I started hammering him with questions. I said, 'Ray, Rush should
have been the Canadian Led Zeppelin. Why don't they sell records? Why
did their last record only do 400,000 or 500,000 records?' He said to
me, 'If they only had a singer.' He was crazy to say that, because Geddy
Lee has one of the most unique voices in rock. Rush's big problem is
they never had any videos which is one of the major complaints I had
against Ray. I knew his dealing with MTV would bury us. I even called
over there and asked them about their relationship with him. They didn't
even know who Ray Danniels was. When I told them he was the manager of
Rush, they said, 'Well, we never had a relationship with Rush. We've only
had a couple of videos from them.' In other words, Ray had no clout with
them whatsoever."

About a week after Alex and Sammy had their conversation, Hagar received
a phone call from Danniels. He was in management discussions with the
band Extreme, and wanted to know his thoughts about taking the band on as
a client. The Boston-based outfit had been under the guidance of Louis
Levine, who also managed Michael Bolton. The group, featuring Gary
Cherone on vocals and Nuno Bettencourt on guitar, hit the big time in
1991 with Pornograffiti. The double platinum album featured the No. 1
smash, "More Than Words" and the Top Ten hit, "Hole-Hearted." After that
record, the group stumbled badly and never again recaptured its past
glory. "Ray was kissing my ass so bad you wouldn't believe it," added
Hagar, shaking his head. "He called me and said, 'I have been asked to
manage Extreme. I want to know your opinion of it.' He was trying to get
me to say okay. Instead I just said, 'I don't think you should do it.
Extreme is a bunch of losers No. 1, and second, their career is over.
Ray went on to tell me that he had hired a guy in New York to handle the
situation, so it wouldn't get in the way of things. He says, 'I promise
you some other guy will manage the band. I'll just oversee it and help
them out politically.' Let me tell you, he got way involved with them.
When I brought up the subject of Ray managing Extreme to Alex, he said,
'Ah, fuck them. That doesn't matter; they're nothing. Besides, he's got
another guy to work with them anyway.' I'm thinking to myself, 'Here we
go again!'

While the debate over a new manager raged on, Van Halen was in the studio
working on the album they were dedicating to the memory of Ed Leffler.
David Lee Roth released Your Filthy Little Mouth on March 26. It entered
the Billboard charts at No. 78 and dropped off fourteen days later.
While Warner Bros. was trying to squeeze some airplay for Roth anywhere
in the country they could, the Red Rocker was busy promoting his 12-song
greatest hits album for Geffen. He called the record Unboxed, to poke fun
at all the artists and bands that were releasing boxed set collections at
the time. Released on April 2, Sammy stayed true to his word and did a
two-week press junket. He did the David Letterman Show and appeared on
CNN's Showbiz Today. He was slotted to do the Tonight Show and perform
"Give to Live," but the brothers forced Michael Anthony to withdraw from
Sammy's band at the last minute, thus cancelling the performance.

When Hagar returned to Los Angeles to resume the management debate, Sammy
was convinced more than ever that Tim Collins was their man. Aerosmith
was scheduled to kick off the Japanese leg of the Get a Grip tour in
Yokohama on April 27. Collins flew out to L. A. about two weeks before
the tour to talk with Van Halen and listen to some of the new songs. He
answered all the brothers' questions about conflict of interest and band
loyalties. He laid out his ideas for integrating his management style
with both groups. The more he explained his plans regarding Van Halen,
the further impressed Hagar became. After about a week of meetings with
the manager, urgent business in San Francisco called Sammy away. As he
was leaving for the airport, he told Collins they would speak shortly.
Hagar was fairlyc confident that Ray Danniels was going to be cast aside
in favor of the Aerosmith manager. When he returned to Los Angeles a
couple of days later, to resume work on the album, he was stunned by what
he saw in the studio. Eddie Van Halen's long hair was gone, and replaced
by a crew-cut.

"When we took a break from recording that day," the singer said, "I found
Alex outside smoking a cigarette, and asked him what had possessed Eddie
to cut his hair. He then told me about the late night rendezvous with
Tim Collins. After I had left town, Eddie called Tim late one evening in
his hotel room and told him he needed to talk to him right away. When he
arrived at the studio around two in the morning, Alex was there and sat
with Tim through this meeting. Eddie was in really bad shape, just fucked
up out of his brain. Valerie had apparently kicked him out of the house,
because she didn't want him drunk around the baby. Tim sat with Eddie
for two or three hours that night, while Edward laid his heavy guilt trip
on him. At one point, Eddie started crying, grabbed a pair of clippers,
and cut all his long hair in front of Tim. He said, 'I'm so frustrated.
I've got to stop drinking. I've got to stop doing drugs. I'm not happy,
I want to kill myself. I can't make a record like this. My wife hates
me.' Alex told me his brother released every insecurity he ever had on
Tim Collins that night. "About a week after this episode occurred, I
received a phone call from Tim in Japan. He confirmed Al's story, and
told me he was bowing out of the management picture. He said, 'I'm sorry
Sammy. I really love you and Van Halen, but I don't think I can handle
both bands. I don't think it would be fair for me to attempt it.
Besides, Steven Tyler doesn't want me to do it.' That was a polite way
for him to really say, 'I have my hands full with Joe Perry and Steven
Tyler. I can't take Eddie Van Halen, too!' I understood where Tim was
coming from completely. I told him thanks for spending all that time
with us and wished him good luck. From that point on, I resigned myself
to the fact that Ray Danniels was going to manage Van Halen whether I
liked it or not. But, I had meant every word I told him in our first
meeting, when I discovered he was the one behind the rumors about Shep,
Johnny and the other managers. He was never going to be my manager, I
didn't trust him, and I certainly didn't like the way he conducted
business. The animosity between us really started to heat up when I
absolutely refused to sign any documents that would acknowledge Ray
Danniels as my manager."

[Viking]

I got out of breath just reading that....:D

[ELVIS]

New Van Hagar is gonna totally SUCK!

[pete]

wow

based on that it's clear they will reunite.

wtf

crack kills

take a shower - the anal vapors are clearly clouding your mind

[pete]

seriously. we are hard core fans. but i know the world could care less if sammy and vh reunite. if dave doesn't join, eddie might as well go solo. which it sounds like he's been doing anyway. (based on interviews)

[POJO_Risin]

What in the fuck am I missing here...

[pete]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What in the fuck am I missing here...

nothing dude.


sammy fans are younger. they're the same guys saying TuPac lives

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by pete
wow

based on that it's clear they will reunite.

wtf

crack kills

take a shower - the anal vapors are clearly clouding your mind


Hey pete...

PACK UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT. You're banned.

fucking talk to ME that way, motherfucker?

on fucking SUPER BOWL VAN HAGAR day??

IN the main forum OF MY FUCKING HOUSE???

yep you're fucking HISTORY

later fag

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Hey pete...

PACK UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT. You're banned.

fucking talk to ME that way, motherfucker?

on fucking SUPER BOWL VAN HAGAR day??

IN the main forum OF MY FUCKING HOUSE???

yep you're fucking HISTORY

later fag

BREASTS!!

=h69=


take it EZ - it's all in humor

[Viking]

The big 'mystery guest' rumor on Fox News Online is that it's Michael 'Peter Pan' Jackson. Why the fuck they'd ruin things and book that fuckin' perv is beyond me. Their ratings will drop to zip.shit if that fairy comes prancing out......

[hitch1969©]

Pistol pete™
has stinky feet
and he beats his meat
isnt that neat?

PoJo, My BIG BLACK NIGGA...

howzaboot STICKY???

If loving Van Hagar is wrong, I don't ever want to be RIGHT.

RIGHT ON RIGHT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I know I can't be wrong
There's only ONE way to rock
50,000 watts of power
The beast is ready to devour


CAN YOU FEEL THE STATIC??

=h69=

[Flash Bastard]

CBS has a hard on for MJ. I wouldn't be suprised if it were him.

Funny thing is... CBS has dropped all talk of a suprise halftime guest. I haven't heard them mention it all day.

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pistol pete™
has stinky feet
and he beats his meat
isnt that neat?

PoJo, My BIG BLACK NIGGA...

howzaboot STICKY???

If loving Van Hagar is wrong, I don't ever want to be RIGHT.

RIGHT ON RIGHT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I know I can't be wrong
There's only ONE way to rock
50,000 watts of power
The beast is ready to devour


CAN YOU FEEL THE STATIC??

=h69=


with all due respect.


it ain't happening

love
Pistol pete™

[Viking]

We'll know within about 20 minutes or so.........

[pete]

write me up for 125
post my face wanted dead or alive
take my license ALL THAT JIVE
I Can't Drive

55

Yeah - the world's on tippity toes for that

[POJO_Risin]

Hell yeah I'll sticky this motherfucker...why not...most interesting thing on the boards all day...

[hitch1969©]

Pete, I am not putting up with anymore of your shit. You've been skating on THIN ICE® for a while and now you've fallen through into the murky depths.

I am banning you, here and at Vonnies.

I've just had too many complaints.

Sorry pal.

BREAST!

=h69=

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pete, I am not putting up with anymore of your shit. You've been skating on THIN ICE® for a while and now you've fallen through into the murky depths.

I am banning you, here and at Vonnies.

I've just had too many complaints.

Sorry pal.

BREAST!

=h69=
do what u gotta do

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Hell yeah I'll sticky this motherfucker...why not...most interesting thing on the boards all day...

PoJo, you are most wise. I've always BILLieved™ in you, man. I always knew that you were the smartest motherfucking cat on these forums, bar none. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman and I shall comp you a weekend at hitchWORLD© anytime. I'm even going to share my personal stable of HOs with you man. I am serious.

Just remember to wear a rubber on your ding dong because you never know where big daddy hitch has been.

also I wouldnt go down on these chicks if I were you, bro.

friendly advice from one good friend to another....

BREASTS!!


=h69=

[ELVIS]

Does your rectum feel refreshed POJO ??

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO....

[POJO_Risin]

Ah...there goes Elvis again...wondering about my asshole...

Dude...give it a rest...I'm straight...

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Does your rectum feel refreshed POJO ??

You know dude, I know that you've SOBERED™ and quit the drugs and all that...

butt® really....

You were alot cooler when you were wasted.

Please start drinking and getting HIGH™ again?

that would be kewl beavis.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck that man...I'm a much better webmaster now that I've given up the juice...

and fuck you for ripping on alcoholics motherfucker...

;)

[Viking]

Far be it from me to wish a terrorist attack on anyone, but if that stage full of shuck and jive shit went up in a fireball, I wouldn't lose a moment's sleep. :D

[Igosplut]

Kid rocks set looks like a scene from "Airheads"

[POJO_Risin]

Viking...there's always hope bro...always hope...

Leave it to fucking MTV...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...did they say Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson still to come?...Oh god...say it ain't so...

[Flash Bastard]

There's just three words to describe this halftime show...

REALLY FUCKING GAY.

[Igosplut]

Flash is correct......

[POJO_Risin]

Oh god...it is so...well...he fucked Michael...so it's only fair if he gets to perform with janet...or is that Michael...

[Viking]

Maybe the pyro will malfunction, and they'll all go up like Roman candles. :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer:

[Flash Bastard]

Was Justin Timberlake the suprise guest?

Color me unimpressed.

[POJO_Risin]

The surprise opening at the grammys...oh christ...here we fucking go...

[Flash Bastard]

Those fuckers at the Hagar Links must be ready to commit suicide right now.

[vamp1227]

What a waste of halftime....

[pete]

LOL

they were great

[Viking]

What a waste of my precious time that shit was.....:rolleyes:

[POJO_Risin]

Holy Shit...is Jerry fucking Jones singing...Sapp...Priest Holes...Holt...Strahan...

holy hell...

bwahahahahahahaha...they should have fucking had them at the halftime show...lmfao....

The NFL Network is obviously run by people from ESPN...

[Flash Bastard]

Open up the roof and let the smoke out of there. Christ.

[POJO_Risin]

No Flash...now they'll be fucking talking about the surprise opening at the Grammy's...

[Igosplut]

yea, no shit....Is the grammys the "Next big thing"????

[Flash Bastard]

That's 20 minutes of my life I want back.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No Flash...now they'll be fucking talking about the surprise opening at the Grammy's...

Yeah, I'll bet there's already a thread started about it.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Fuck that man...I'm a much better webmaster now that I've given up the juice...

and fuck you for ripping on alcoholics motherfucker...

;)

Lord almighty... throw out the baby with the bathwater. This is terrible news.

You fucking dried out?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN HELL... HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY???

Oh man....

What was it dude? Did your woman take your balls? Oh this is just HORRIBLE news. Really dude? What about the famous PoJo pic with the fucking budweiser?

Goddamn dude, the fucking HENS got you.

I like to think of dried out drunks NOT as failures, but maybe more as QUITTERS.

Well, my daddy always told me that quitters never win, and winners never quit.

Don't be a fucking QUITTER, man.

Christ, this is BAD NEWS.

Like 9-11, it's personally devastating to me.

Score one for the "emasculating and domesticating" estrogen factor...

WORST:(

=h69=

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah..."The Next Who Gives A Shit" thing...

It's on CBS...so it's probably Michael...who's going to walk out with RKelly...

[pete]

[i]I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD YOU SO!!! Van Hagar™ IS BACK!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!! [/B]

oh well

[SensibleShoes]

Am I nuts or did Justin Timberlake rip off Janet's top to expose one breast very briefly?

[Igosplut]

streaker!!

[POJO_Risin]

That's right man...I quit drinking the day after that pic...

swore it off...shaved my head in front of my psychologist screaming about getting off the sauce...my wife hates me...

Now I just drink liquid cocaine...and what did Sarge say...

Coors Light...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Am I nuts or did Justin Timberlake rip off Janet's top to expose one breast very briefly?

One can only hope...

Greg Gumbel just said raw and naked football...lmfao...
good to see announcers promoting streakers...

maybe he was talking about JJ's titty...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...it looks like they're fucking playing in the clouds...

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pistol pete™
has stinky feet
and he beats his meat
isnt that neat?

PoJo, My BIG BLACK NIGGA...

howzaboot STICKY???

If loving Van Hagar is wrong, I don't ever want to be RIGHT.

RIGHT ON RIGHT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I know I can't be wrong
There's only ONE way to rock
50,000 watts of power
The beast is ready to devour


CAN YOU FEEL THE STATIC??

=h69=

your rhymes are slime
yer old lady bovine

I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD YOU SO!!! Van Hagar™ IS BACK!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!

your a fraction of a man. and i want to be banned. cause the only thing you should be in charge of is......
anal discharge

i could slap the shit out of you in my sleep.

and all the complainers.can be the recepticals for your verbal diareah

[Chris Lee]

What the fuck did I miss? Ive been watching the SuperBowl and I have not seen nor heard any Van Hagar reunion annoucement? But apparently Hagar played the bash. Big fucking deal. Holy shit, Im surprised anyone even cares about Hagar- seriously. With or without the Van Halen brothers Sammy is shit. Always has been-always will be. If they all do get back into bed together it will be the shits without Dave, and the brothers know this. They will never hear the roar of that crowd like they did when Dave joined them on stage at the VMA's in '96. Amen.

[Viking]

Janet Jackson can suck my dick. Figuratively and literally.

[POJO_Risin]

Oh boy...here we go...

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Yeah, I'll bet there's already a thread started about it.

hmmm.....

the hitch1969© Guarantee™ - Part Duex: The Next Generation®

I smell a HIT!!!

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
You know dude, I know that you've SOBERED™ and quit the drugs and all that...

butt® really....

You were alot cooler when you were wasted.



I wouldn't know.. I don't remember much of that shit...


BUTT dude.. I was kidding PAL!

[twonabomber]

we have tit!

[Viking]

Christ, if they don't air that place out, they're all going to leave with lung disease........

[POJO_Risin]

That's definately a titty...

we need fucking CSI in here to hook us up...

[Flash Bastard]

Is it just me, or are the commercials rather lame this year?

[Viking]

Chocolate boobies! :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah man...obviously they aren't spending much to put into the commercials considering they have to spend so much to get the commercials...

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Only I BILLieved™...

Only I was RIGHT.

GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCK!!! I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING STICKY IN THE MAIN FORUMS OF THE GODDAMMNED MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™!@!!


always trust the brilliant hitchBRAIN©.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

and there is no santa claus!

[twonabomber]

there's a naked celebrity tit, and you guys are talking about fuckin' commercials...

[Flash Bastard]

LOL. MelodiCROCK.com just updated with this...

VAN HALEN - RIGHT NOW - AS THINGS STAND:
Rumors are flying that Van Halen could make a surprise appearance at this year's Super Bowl half-time show. Speculation intensified after broadcaster CBS and entertainment provider MTV announced that a surprise guest would be added to the bill, which already features Janet Jackson, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, Kid Rock and Nelly.
Sadly, the surprise guest is not Van Halen. Despite Sammy Hagar headlining pre-game activities, there will be no Van Halen sightings or involvement in the super Bowl in form.
For the record, the "surprise" guest is Justin Timberfake. (A MTV event with Justin involved....yeah, big surprise...)
But there is news on Van Halen to report.
As usual, these updates come from the same sources that have been tried, tested and proven. There are still folk that don't believe anything is happening, but since breaking the news in November 2003 that Sammy Hagar was set to return, lots of activity has been going on behind the scenes.
The very latest info is that the re-union is finally set, with legal and financial arrangements now agreed upon. The only issue that could possibly halt any continuation of Van Halen with Sammy Hagar at the helm is if personal differences again arise between Sammy and Eddie.
But at this stage, it's all systems go and I've just been informed that the new tracks required for the release of the Best of Volume 2 compilation need to be completed by the end of February.
The Best of Volume 2 is set to be released after the US summer, with two new Hagar fronted tracks included. I've been told the label are also trying to get an unreleased David Lee Roth track for the compilation.
Speculation over tour plans continues too. Yes, Tesla were approached offered a support slot for a Van Halen US summer tour, but have yet to accept.
There a couple of other developments that remain unresolved, but I need more information before mentioning those. What is included above are the facts as they stand as of last week

[Chris Lee]

Your right I seen Sammy Hagar too. But why was he naked running on the field in the beginning of the 3rd? LOL
You can have 'em!

[hitch1969©]

pete, I am starting to think that you have an attitude problem, dude.

let's check the negativity at the door, mmmmkay?

I don't think that complaining ever got us anywhere now did it?

BEST!

=h69=

[twonabomber]

yeah, but Andrew didn't know SHIT about Janet Jackson's tit. so fuck him :D

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
pete, I am starting to think that you have an attitude problem, dude.

let's check the negativity at the door, mmmmkay?

I don't think that complaining ever got us anywhere now did it?

BEST!

=h69=

fair enough

so, what's yer take now?

i mean it was clear, based on what we know, they had no time for rehearsal etc. it wasn't....logistically feasibel. that's all i was saying.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by twonabomber
yeah, but Andrew didn't know SHIT about Janet Jackson's tit. so fuck him :D

LMFAO!!!!

Thanks for bringing us a pic of Janet's tit. I'm examining that one close up.

[twonabomber]

bigger tit!

[Flash Bastard]

Maybe Justin isn't quite the flaming homo I thought he was.

Naw.... he's still a fag.

[hitch1969©]

That was a pretty kewl titty shot I mussay.

I also like pussy and butt.

for the record.

=h69=

[BITEYOASS]

Can someone please get a clearer image of that tit shot please?

[hitch1969©]

uh uhuh uh uh uh uhh uh uh uhuh

[Dave's PA Rental]

you are all my bitches!!!!!!!!!!

[lucky wilbury]

the drudge report has up close and when i mean up close shots of janet i mean up close.

[lucky wilbury]

and here they are

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040202/i/r2794264459.jpg

http://www.drudgereport.com/jjt.jpg

[hitch1969©]

thank you, lucky.

that is one fine chocolate milk nizzzipple!!!

fuck

she's a darker brand of cow than her white pedophile brother.

u uh uhuh u huh uh uh uhuh uh

MOOOOOOOO!!!!

=h69=

[Viking]

I'd suck it, but the bitch better be removing that fuckin' ninja star first.

[Little Texan]

As far as that melodiCROCK report, what record label would they be referring to? I thought VH were without a label since they left Warner Bros.? melodiCROCK=Pure 100% BULLSHIT

[hitch1969©]

Janet Jackson has nice nip action.

Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

yep.

=h69=

[Dave IS VH]

The Half Time show was horrible, Janet Jackson, or was that Michael sucking on stage. P. Diddy, What the Hell does the P stand for anyway? making a ass of himself on stage. Last but not less, Justin Timbershit doing his gay performance. It seems like the half time shows, gets even more worst ever year.

[lucky wilbury]

theres now an animated gif at the drudge report. someone should take everything and put it into one thread in the pic forum.

[Flash Bastard]

Yeah, I saw the animated GIF. Too bad it's too big to attach here in this post.

[Panamark]

So how did the "Insiders" confuse Janet Jackson's nipple with a Van Hagar appearance ? Im all over these Hitch predictions ! They fookin Rock ! Heres hoping his next Van Hagar prediction brings out a full on Britney Flange exposure
on stage !

[Dave IS VH]

No, Van Hagar at the SB is very good news. It gives us hope the real Van Halen might get back together.

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
The Half Time show was horrible, Janet Jackson, or was that Michael sucking on stage. P. Diddy, What the Hell does the P stand for anyway? making a ass of himself on stage. Last but not less, Justin Timbershit doing his gay performance. It seems like the half time shows, gets even more worst ever year.

Sorry, "it's Last but not lest"

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
Sorry, "it's Last but not lest"

Keep trying...:)

[SEEKER]

We are spared of Van Hagar and given this. Not a bad deal.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Am I nuts or did Justin Timberlake rip off Janet's top to expose one breast very briefly?

He was the "special guest" after all.

Now we know why. (. )

[Junyore Grades]

I thought Janet's tit was the special guest.

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by SEEKER
We are spared of Van Hagar and given this. Not a bad deal.


notice, Justin checking these tits out.

[Eyes of the Night]

Good post heeatch!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Keep trying...:)

LMMFAO, and you were so calm in your execution of those two words.

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
No, Van Hagar at the SB is very good news. It gives us hope the real Van Halen might get back together.

I'd like to believe, but that's never gonna happ...Holy Shit!

A pig with wings just flew past my window!

I guess maybe there is a chance for a Dave/VH reunion after all.

Hang on, the flying pig's coming back for another pass...

My mistake.

Just a really fat pigeon.

Fuck.

[Polk High]

i didn't see anything w/ hagar at the super bowl. I was reminded of him when that retard kicked the ball out of bounds though

[Polk High]

http://www.drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm

[Polk High]

Isn't that great that she could do that, shit man she could fuckin take off all her clothes set them on fire, and whip out a 12 inch schlong. and she would still be saner than her brother

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pete, I am not putting up with anymore of your shit. You've been skating on THIN ICE® for a while and now you've fallen through into the murky depths.

I am banning you, here and at Vonnies.

I've just had too many complaints.

Sorry pal.

BREAST!

=h69=
your a fuckin' faggot dude"
--eric catman

yes i'm negative, ban me now please! You have the power! (to blow yourself) You powerless waste of fecal matter. You purveyor of animal porn. You idiot. You connisuer of your own anal vapor. You molestor of pederasts. You disruptor of 6th grade classrooms you still attempt to graduate from.

You enabler of trailer bitches who spawn you.


(oh that's good)

Love pistol pete

You have nothing on anyone. except a desire to blow there fathers.

fuck you! You arrogant piece of shit.

And if i made any typing errors - be sure to point it out to draw attention to my illiteracy.

You see, even an illiterate can bitch slap you like step dad #4.

HAHAHA

God Bless

PS:i love you

and anyone esle with a bloated sphincter of self importance.

[Ally_Kat]

i love how they keep saying it was an accident. Yeah, accident my ass. Look at the close-up and you can see not only her tit, but that it was just clasps holding it on. That was made to be ripped off.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
i love how they keep saying it was an accident. Yeah, accident my ass. Look at the close-up and you can see not only her tit, but that it was just clasps holding it on. That was made to be ripped off.

Yeah, why else would she be wearing that pasty thing on her nipple like that? That shit was planned, plain and simple. No accident. If you need further proof, why else would Limberfag rip off part of her top like that? He's too much of a little faggot to give a rat's ass about looking at Janet's tits.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Can someone please get a clearer image of that tit shot please?

WHY? So your tard ass can fuckin' jack off to it?
You are 1 stupid fucking pervert!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
Last but not less, Justin Timbershit doing his gay performance. It seems like the half time shows, gets even more worst ever year.


WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU WRITE A SENTENCE THAT MAKES SENSE?

DLR7884
Don't respond, you little bitch, it was a rhetorical question.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by pete
your a fuckin' faggot dude"
--eric catman

yes i'm negative, ban me now please! You have the power! (to blow yourself) You powerless waste of fecal matter. You purveyor of animal porn. You idiot. You connisuer of your own anal vapor. You molestor of pederasts. You disruptor of 6th grade classrooms you still attempt to graduate from.

You enabler of trailer bitches who spawn you.


(oh that's good)

Love pistol pete

You have nothing on anyone. except a desire to blow there fathers.

fuck you! You arrogant piece of shit.

And if i made any typing errors - be sure to point it out to draw attention to my illiteracy.

You see, even an illiterate can bitch slap you like step dad #4.

HAHAHA

God Bless

PS:i love you

and anyone esle with a bloated sphincter of self importance.

holy shit, it's just the internet dude.

I am sorry if I hurt you to the point of your last post.

email me if you want... hitchworld1969@aol.com

ask anyone else on these VH boards... talking to me directly might help the understanding

if you want to call me, I'm at 970-686-0813

later

=h69=

[Dave IS VH]

yeah, it seems like everyone likes to, put down each other.
I'm just here because I'm a DLR and classic VH fan.

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by hitch1969©


if you want to call me, I'm at 970-686-0813

later

=h69=

Wow. Is that the actual hitchWORLD© RedPHONE©?

[pete]

Originally posted by Funkmonkey
Wow. Is that the actual hitchWORLD© RedPHONE©?

nah, that # is 1-888-queer-4-u ©

[pete]

can we lost this?

un-"sticky" this, sarge?

it's just bad press for bad karma

[DaveIsKing]

I swear I am trying to imagine HITCH1969 with a personality.

High school must've been the best 9 years of his life.

I see as a moderator here something has to give for him though, maybe he's paid to act like a complete fool.

DAVE IS GOD.

Buy The New HITCH kit...

[OLO]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
I swear I am trying to imagine HITCH1969 with a personality.

High school must've been the best 9 years of his life.

I see as a moderator here something has to give for him though, maybe he's paid to act like a complete fool.

DAVE IS GOD.

Buy The New HITCH kit...

How dare you attack the Hitch Brain!!!! :fu:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Viking
I'd suck it, but the bitch better be removing that fuckin' ninja star first.

lol...too funny