What I dislike about the DLR Army.

[Wayne L.]

What I dislike about the DLR Army site is that it kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is because you would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site, the emphasis on the DLR Army should be on the Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen as well as a solo artist in his despite some ups & downs which the DLR Army site is doing except it gets lost in the shuffle just a little bit, but I think the emphasis should be more on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans which the DLR Army site does without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.

[Mr Badguy]

Pardon?

The only place you`ll find porn in here is in "Hitchworld/RRR/The dump" which is where we go if we want a bit of fun.

If you find any anywhere else, report it to a mod and it will be moved there.

All other forums contain mostly serious discussion about whatever their subject matter is.

Don`t take life so seriously, I`m sure Dave doesn`t (although Ed might).

[Cathedral]

I'll tell you what gets lost in the shuffle...Your point...

What actually cheapens the site is assholes like you coming in here with your run on sentences and grade school writing ability trying to put across the image that you are intelligent.

This is the number one site for all things DLR and always has been and for you to even make these assinine comments proves to me that you don't get it, never will get, and should forget it...

Two words, Wayne....Sentence Structure!

So, IMO, you can go suck a big gobby knob and choke on the goo thats made for you.........asshole!

[hitch1969©]

Wayne...

I hope that you enjoyed that post, because it was YOUR LAST.

You've been skating on thin ice for a while and it looks like you just sprung a leak. I have to ban you now.

Sorry pal.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[flappo]

..the army is known all about the net for upholding the very highest standards of decency , honesty and good taste..

[Cathedral]

Hey flappo, where'd you get Wayne's picture from?

And why is someone pissing on his neck?

[Chris Lee]

A-Fucking-Men.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Cathedral


This is the number one site for all things DLR and always has been and for you to even make these assinine comments proves to me that you don't get it, never will get, and should forget it.


That about sums it up right there. Well said.

[Cathedral]

i have my moments i reckon and thank you for noticing...

[Igosplut]

Porn?? And this is the guy who starts a thread about his foot and leg fetish (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1376)?????

Shessss

[Bob_R]

Fuck off Wayne!! :monekyr: :upyours:

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
What I dislike about the DLR Army site is that it kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is because you would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site, the emphasis on the DLR Army should be on the Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen as well as a solo artist in his despite some ups & downs which the DLR Army site is doing except it gets lost in the shuffle just a little bit, but I think the emphasis should be more on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans which the DLR Army site does without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.


You need to break up your sentences with some periods. I have no clue what your idea was because you used an entire paragraph for 1 sentence..

Look.. this is a fan site.
We Celebrate Diamond Dave for being the Supreme Toastmaster General Of The Immoral Majority, The King of any and all things Rock 'n Roll.
This isn't an official site. I don't care who likes it.. and who doesn't.
If it was an official site then we could get into a discussion of how we need to promote DLR and image.. etc.
But it isn't official. WHat we have here is an Army of supporters that talk shit with a brazen and bold attitude that can only be matched by a shot of Rum and a swift kick in the nuts..

[Cathedral]

Bravo!!!!!

You sculpted a Masterpiece, Sarge...

Now, i'm gonna go tear me up a Master Piece of ass and film it...

[BrownSound1]

I guess it was just a matter of time before the Run-on Sentence King reared his head. This should be interesting.

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
What I dislike about the DLR Army site is that it kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is because you would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site, the emphasis on the DLR Army should be on the Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen as well as a solo artist in his despite some ups & downs which the DLR Army site is doing except it gets lost in the shuffle just a little bit, but I think the emphasis should be more on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans which the DLR Army site does without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.

You window licking, chicken-molesting, armpit-licking, toe jam-sucking, hemorrhoid-popping, dick-brained dingbat!

Bye!:asshole:

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth
You window licking, chicken-molesting, armpit-licking, toe jam-sucking, hemorrhoid-popping, dick-brained dingbat!

Bye!:asshole:

Guess you told HIM and I hope he gets it because nobody likes to read run on sentences that don't ever get to the point which would piss Dave off in the first place because he fancies himself a well read person right now in spite of the fact he never went to college but might as well have based on the way he quotes from Henry Miller and Huckleberry Finn.

[Wayne L.]

Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

[Sarge]

Once again I have no clue what you just said. Try breaking down your thoughts into a few sentences instead of posting them all in one line.

I have no clue what this porn star shit you are talking about is. Maybe you can expand on that, maybe not.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

So what would you do to change it?

Post more of your bog standard "my opinion of..." threads that show how mundane your opinion is?

Nobody is forcing you to come here.

Start your own DLR/VH site and post as much shit as you want.

You won`t see any of us there.

We want fun and we want to get wasted.

[David Lee Rocks]

this is the BEST David Lee Roth site on the web!! Including the "official" site, :killer:

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
Dude! Please, for the love of Christ! Some Grammar! Are you not hearing what everyone is saying to you? We don't need a fucking thesis here, but at least a period here and there would be nice. Go rent some Schoolhouse Rock DVDs from Blockbuster, for the love of God! I also agree with Sarge. What is this porn star shit you keep blithering about?

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by choppizz
Dude! Please, for the love of Christ! Some Grammar! Are you not hearing what everyone is saying to you? We don't need a fucking thesis here, but at least a period here and there would be nice. Go rent some Schoolhouse Rock DVDs from Blockbuster, for the love of God! I also agree with Sarge. What is this porn star shit you keep blithering about?

I think he may be referring to the occasional porn pick posted at the Dump/Hitchworld.

The dude is just trying to stir up shit.

I don`t see his problem, the only people who visit the dump are the regulars who know what`s in there.

Most visiters are interested in Main or downloads.

I don`t see him drumming up much support.

He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.

Party on, Wayne.

It`s better than stealing you Dad`s scud books.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

That's Mr. Crazy Mentally to you...

Wayne, Do you even know what a period is?

. <--- It's this thing right here, and its job is to break up sentences so that people can comprehend what the fuck you are rambling about.
I know you know what i'm talking about because you and I have had this discussion on a few occasions.

Now, this is a Roth site with attitude, so watch us for direction and try to keep up.

Your next lesson will be distinguishing a comma and it's common uses...

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
I think he may be referring to the occasional porn pick posted at the Dump/Hitchworld.

The dude is just trying to stir up shit.

I don`t see his problem, the only people who visit the dump are the regulars who know what`s in there.

Most visiters are interested in Main or downloads.

I don`t see him drumming up much support.

He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.

Party on, Wayne.

It`s better than stealing you Dad`s scud books.

My bad. I didn't realize that the Christian Coalition was so interested in seeing Diamond Dave.Thanks for clearing that up.I would say that that the vast majority of us actually like porn. Hell, I've still got a soft-on from watching Cato's GIF file.I did manage to find this rare picture of Wayne and two buddies at their last meeting.....

[Cathedral]

As long as i have been around a message board you'd think i'd have learned by now not to read posts while taking a drink.

LMMFAO...I need a towel...

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

Translator to table #2.

And a copyeditor.

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy

He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.

First thing that I thought too......

[Polk High]

Hitchworld/RRR/The dump: theres porn there????

hey by the way, i love the army but the only thing I hate about is that someone started a thread about how much they hated it

[Gmoney]

Do you know what I hate.....guys who drop out of high school!!

Wait a second, isn't grammer taught in grade school?? :stupid:

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

Nice sentence, ass clown.

You are about as cool as a bowl of steaming hot chlamydia.

Hit the fucking road, faggot.

DLR7884
Don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out.

[Catfish]

Goddammit, someone hit this son of a bitch with a proof reader and a Grammar book!

[alexpgrimes]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some. Jesus Christ I haven't been this confused since I saw Graffiti Bridge by Prince. WTF???

[TMR]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

There is a new home waiting for you!!

WWW.REDROCKER.COM

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
Geezus man,do you have some kinda "fund" I can contribute to?

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Fuck off Wayne!! :monekyr: :upyours:

Yeah Wayne, ya fuckin tea-bagger what my ^^buddy^^ just said!!!

EVH FANATIC, duder why aren't you this evil at the other crib? You are one mean sumbitch!!! ROCK ON MY FRIEND!!! :killer:

BTW. Buddy, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. ;)

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Geezus man,do you have some kinda "fund" I can contribute to?

Yeah, RIGHT HERE. (http://www.downsed.org/)

[DLR7884]

LMFAO.

DLR7884
Whooooooo!!!!!

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Gmoney
Do you know what I hate.....guys who drop out of high school!!

I thought it would make my folks happy.:( I know Waynes folks are overjoyed! He's as dumb as a box of rocks and never looks at porn. What a good boy! Dumb, but good.:D

[ELVIS]

What I dislike about the DLR Army site:

It kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star, or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is.

You would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site.

The emphasis should be on Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen, as well as a solo artist.

More emphasis on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms, as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans.

The DLR Army site should accomplish these things without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.

:elvis:

[Junyore Grades]

TRANSLATION OF ELVIS's TRANSLATION

Hi My name is Wayne L and I don't like to look at pictures of naked woman because they cheapen Dave and makes my willie hard Momma said not to let it stay that way or it'd turn to stone my opinion of Van Halen is that there just as good as Bon Jovi.

[Little Texan]

No, women's naked feet make his willy hard, according to him.

[Junyore Grades]

That's all he can stand. Anything more than that cheapens Dave and makes him daydream of DLR being a Porn Star.

[Tony Soprano]

figlio di puttana !!!:pow:

[Polk High]

I'm out of breath reading that dude's posts; dude use commas or periods.

Shit now he's really confused I threw in a "semi-colon" or comma with a little small dot over it.

[Cathedral]

A semi colon is actually a small smilie...It's job is to give the last letter in a sentence a reach around; like this one...

[Dave's PA Rental]

What I dont like about douchebags who go and visit and sign up to become members of a web site devoted to a person or group and then what I say as that how is it that you could then go and start up and begin a thread about the fact that you dont like the web site and not use a comma or a period because that cheapens the effect of the opinion and no one can understand the point of the message and maybe its because and that is my giving of the two cents because I am not as crazy mentally as everyone else.

[lionsfan]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
What I dislike about the DLR Army site is that it kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is because you would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site, the emphasis on the DLR Army should be on the Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen as well as a solo artist in his despite some ups & downs which the DLR Army site is doing except it gets lost in the shuffle just a little bit, but I think the emphasis should be more on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans which the DLR Army site does without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.

?...

[Panamark]

Isnt Dave running off to Vegas to be in a Porn show anyways ??

[Hecubus]

Wow...

Tough room.

[Hecubus]

I mean wow this is a tough room I think you guys were really harsh at times what if Wayne really had some type of learning disability that impeded the way that he expresses himself I think that maybe he was just venting about Dave some of the content but I also see your (and my) point of view about if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen kiddo That being said, Wayne don't take life so seriously This site is an escape from the rigors of life where we can just hide behind a moniker Oh yes and one more thing, Wayne, Dolemite, Motherfucker!

[DLR7884]

I don't think Wayne is reading any of this thread anymore.

DLR7884
If he is really mentally challenged, he should have a disclaimer of some sort next to his name.

[Cathedral]

He does, the L stands for "Labotomized".............

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hecubus
Oh yes and one more thing, Wayne, Dolemite, Motherfucker!

Hec, you already know this but you fucking RULE!!!

How are your boys doing bro? Shit, how time flies. Jesus, my daughter will be TEN in August and my son just turned FIVE!!! Goddamn, time fucking flies!!! Your son's must be pushing two by now aye? Regardless, killa to see ya Hec!!!

[Mr Badguy]

Anyhow, what if Dave was aporn star?

It never hurt Tommy Lee`s career, did it?

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by MAX
Hec, you already know this but you fucking RULE!!!

How are your boys doing bro? Shit, how time flies. Jesus, my daughter will be TEN in August and my son just turned FIVE!!! Goddamn, time fucking flies!!! Your son's must be pushing two by now aye? Regardless, killa to see ya Hec!!!

MAX, YA RAT BASTAAD! Lay off the Bronco orange, dammit!

Kids doin' well, wife doin well, just hangin & enjoyin' life. Oldest boy is 3, youngest is 16 mos. I'm 34 goin on 60! The kids are cool to have tho, as you can probably attest to.
I was meaning to pop into the NFL thread @ the links before the big game, but got otherwise occupied.

PEACE, BRO!

In the meantime...amidst all of this reunion crap going on...let's keep praying for this:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hecubus
Lay off the Bronco orange, dammit!

NEVER!!!!


Kids doin' well, wife doin well, just hangin & enjoyin' life. Oldest boy is 3, youngest is 16 mos. I'm 34 goin on 60! The kids are cool to have tho, as you can probably attest to.
I was meaning to pop into the NFL thread @ the links before the big game, but got otherwise occupied.

PEACE, BRO!

All killer to hear my man and right back at you!!!!!!!:gulp:

[mammoth]

aww come on ,ya know he's not like other guys. he's nervous and his socks are to loose.:tits:

[POJO_Risin]

LookjustbecauseWayneisdelusionaldoesn'tmeanthathav etoriponhisassHECOULDBEYOUNGANDGAYhecouldbeoldandg ayHECOULDBEMIDDLEAGEDANDGAYithinkit'simportanttore memberthateveryoneisrighttohaveanopinion,andwe'llm akesuretotakehisopinionwithalltheothersYOUKNOWWHAT CLINTSAID,"OPINIONSARELIKEASSHOLES,EVERYBODYHASONE."sowayne,wakethefuckupandopenupyoureyedbro.THEDLRAR MYISHERETOSTAY,ANDIFYOUDON'TLIKETHEATTITUDE,I'MSUR EWECANFINDYOUANICEBARRYGIBBSITEFORYOUTOVISITnowtha tguyhasattitude!

Have a Nice Day, and shut the fuck up...

[MAX]

Whoo fucking hoo!!! My doctor just upgraded my Lortab perscription from 7.5's to 10's!!!! What a cat!!!! They fucking rock with two Jack and waters to accompany them!!!! WHILE I'M AT IT, FUCK YOU TOO YOU MANIC AND CRAZY FUCKERS!!!!

ROTH AND ROLL FOREVER!!!!

[Hecubus]

Poj, you bitch...

That gave me a fucking headache to read!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Wayne L. has left the building.

Definately a tough room.

[redrocker]

While I agree that the run-on-king needs some grammer lessons, I can't belive that you people think this is a class act site.

Don't get me wrong, the site is done very well. However, a lot of the people posting here sound like they are back in grade school. Mocking each other, calling each other names, calling other people names and just generally being childish.

This site would rock if people would grow up.

[One Voice]

Nice username.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Panamark]

If any of you dislike the Army what the fuck are you doing here ? Or is it like that car smash you are driving by, you know you shouldnt look. But you just have to !!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by redrocker
While I agree that the run-on-king needs some grammer lessons, I can't belive that you people think this is a class act site.

Don't get me wrong, the site is done very well. However, a lot of the people posting here sound like they are back in grade school. Mocking each other, calling each other names, calling other people names and just generally being childish.

This site would rock if people would grow up.

Does lack of suckable dick got you down?
Hey, it's not our fault your Daddy cut you off.

But for the record, how grown up is it to log on to a place you don't like just to cry because your flavor of dick isn't on the menu?...

Fuck Off!

[redrocker]

The maturity level sinks another notch.

For the record, I logged on here because I like DLR. However, I also happen to like Hagar. Is that a sin? Grow the fuck up!

[Cathedral]

Hey asshole, for 40 plus hours a week i have to be an adult. I come here to blow of steam and get silly and i am not the one taking this place so damn seriously.
If you like Dave then good for you, if you don't like me or the other members doing the same then fuck you, you are as important to us as that little piece of shit that gets stuck in a dogs hair.

In other words, you won't change a soul by crying like a fucking baby about it, especially here.
The army was not designed to cater to your little girly ideas about what YOU think a site should be.

If you don't like it, go away, if you bitch about it then be prepared to get called on it, period.

Dave has an Official Site dickweed and this is not it, got it?

Thanks, Happy Posting!

P.S. Try sending a complaint to the webmaster and see how that works for ya!

Enjoy the site...

[ALinChainz]

"My user name is redrocker, but I like Dave."

You'd think that some Sammy fans could get up some GUMPtion and put together a Sammy Fan Site so they can talk their shit there.

Why do they all find their way here to bitch?

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Cathedral
P.S. Try sending a complaint to the webmaster and see how that works for ya!

Hell no! He should do it in this forum. It'd have alot more entertainment value if we could read Sarge's response to these sad, befuddled children.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey asshole, for 40 plus hours a week i have to be an adult. I come here to blow of steam and get silly and i am not the one taking this place so damn seriously.
If you like Dave then good for you, if you don't like me or the other members doing the same then fuck you, you are as important to us as that little piece of shit that gets stuck in a dogs hair.

In other words, you won't change a soul by crying like a fucking baby about it, especially here.
The army was not designed to cater to your little girly ideas about what YOU think a site should be.

If you don't like it, go away, if you bitch about it then be prepared to get called on it, period.

Dave has an Official Site dickweed and this is not it, got it?

Thanks, Happy Posting!

P.S. Try sending a complaint to the webmaster and see how that works for ya!

Enjoy the site...


But how do you really feel Cat ??

:elvis:

[Panamark]

RedRocker, everyone knows its impossible to like both Dave and Spamhead.

The only people that profess to this are Eddie worshippers who dont realize that music is comprised of more than backing guitar.

Is this like a SH Links dare or something ?

[Triumph]

RedRocker is a great username, for me to poop on!

[JuniorsGrades]

The very 1st post is the longest sentence I've ever seen....:D

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by redrocker
While I agree that the run-on-king needs some grammer lessons, I can't belive that you people think this is a class act site.

Don't get me wrong, the site is done very well. However, a lot of the people posting here sound like they are back in grade school. Mocking each other, calling each other names, calling other people names and just generally being childish.

This site would rock if people would grow up.

Perhaps a Martha Stewart site would suit your tastes better....

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Perhaps a Martha Stewart site would suit your tastes better....
There's a huge internet out there redschlocker,here's a start.
Hagar Fan Portal.Celebrating All things Hagar. (http://midol.com/)

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by redrocker


This site would rock if people would grow up.

This site already rocks.

It rocked before you got here, and now that we have chased you off, it still rocks.

DLR7884
Life goes on--without you.

[BITEYOASS]

It seems that we have some traitors in our DLR Army named Wayne L. and bunch of other fucks. Guess they have to be given a dishonorable discharge! :D



:blow: :splooge:

[NE169]

Originally posted by JuniorsGrades
The very 1st post is the longest sentence I've ever seen....:D Some of us fine folks @ classicvh.com have NOT enjoyed his Wayne's fetishes & posts for a much longer time--we've seen WORSE! ;)

Man, Cat sounds like he's gonna change into The Incredible Hulk :mad2: :anger:

LMFAO!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by redrocker
[B]The maturity level sinks another notch.[/i]

Thank you! :D


I also happen to like Hagar. Is that a sin?

Ummmmm........................... YES!!!!

Does your name happen to be Raymond Babbitt?

http://www.televisione.it/fnts/televisione/immagini/278x182/rainman.jpg

"Yeah, definitely cheese, yeah course you have twenty seven toothpicks. Yeah, tapioca pudding and Hagar on Tuesdays. Yeah, definitely Cheese night, definitely."


Grow the fuck up!

Never!!! That's what separates this crew from yourself. We will never give in accepting Van Halen as the second coming of Air Supply.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by redrocker
While I agree that the run-on-king needs some grammer lessons, I can't belive that you people think this is a class act site.

Don't get me wrong, the site is done very well. However, a lot of the people posting here sound like they are back in grade school. Mocking each other, calling each other names, calling other people names and just generally being childish.

This site would rock if people would grow up.

You sir are a contemptible prick.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[MAX]

Originally posted by redrocker
While I agree that the run-on-king needs some grammer lessons,

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!! Hey buddy, it might help your cause if you were grammatically correct.

I. FUCKING E. It's spelled GRAMMAR!!!!

It's ok though, you happen to be Spamaddically challenged. Is that PC enough? LOL!

[Seshmeister]

Sammy fans are not great thinkers...

Or dieters...

Or listeners...

Or hairdressers...

Or dancers...

On a plus point if you ever stage dive they make for a very soft landing....

Cheers!

:gulp:

[DLR7884]

I can't believe that this thread is still going.

DLR7884
It's the neverending thread.

[MAX]

Well, what in the fuck is to be expected when some fuckin' slob post's in our beloved home under the pseudonym of "redrocker?" I say we publicly stone the muthaphukka!!!!

WOW!!!! NUTHIN BUT YEAH!!!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I can't believe that this thread is still going.

DLR7884
It's the neverending thread.

and it's NO fucking HAIR THREAD!!!

[Figs]

Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by Sarge
You need to break up your sentences with some periods. I have no clue what your idea was because you used an entire paragraph for 1 sentence..

Look.. this is a fan site.
We Celebrate Diamond Dave for being the Supreme Toastmaster General Of The Immoral Majority, The King of any and all things Rock 'n Roll.
This isn't an official site. I don't care who likes it.. and who doesn't.
If it was an official site then we could get into a discussion of how we need to promote DLR and image.. etc.
But it isn't official. WHat we have here is an Army of supporters that talk shit with a brazen and bold attitude that can only be matched by a shot of Rum and a swift kick in the nuts..

woooo hoooo! go sarge!

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by redrocker
The maturity level sinks another notch.

For the record, I logged on here because I like DLR. However, I also happen to like Hagar. Is that a sin? Grow the fuck up!

your mudda sinks to her knees to suck my fucking prick. you claim to like dlr, but you come onto a dlr fan site and pick the name 'redrocker' as your screen name. how about going onto the burger king website and choosing 'ronald' as your screen name. ass.