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MAX
12-10-2004, 12:47 AM
Fuck!!!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

*rant off*

ThrillsNSpills
12-10-2004, 12:53 AM
You aren't the only one. I wouldn't call her a pig but I do hear ya.

rustoffa
12-10-2004, 01:12 AM
I have no fucking idea.... Ferris Bueller is married to it.....save Ferris.

And those GAP ads....there's a "gap" alright.

If those constipated artsy-fartsy motherfuckers wanna sell a goddamned hoodie, why are they wasting time with Lenny Kravitz and anorexic dipshits?

Give the people what they want.

Nothing sells souless arctic fleece like a Sally Strothers funeral pyre in grainy black and white.

Panamark
12-10-2004, 01:40 AM
Ferris is married to her ?????

Whatever happened to the chick that took the day
off with him ??????

MAX
12-10-2004, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ferris is married to her ???


YES!!!!!

Is she a hog or not and tell me she doesn't look like Bette Sammy Middler Hagar (outside of the obesety but the tits are dead on!!!) in that pic?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/01/20/ggjohnson222s23.jpg

Pounds of makeup to fix up that horse.......................

MAX
12-10-2004, 02:02 AM
You people compare ME to SAMMY HAGAR?!?!?!?!?

http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Images/BetteMidler.jpg

YAWN
12-10-2004, 02:14 AM
I woulda nailed her in "Honeymoon In Vegas". She looked pretty good in the showgirl getup...

ashstralia
12-10-2004, 02:42 AM
now that sarah michelle gellar
on the other hand.....

WACF
12-10-2004, 03:09 AM
Can not say I find her all that attractive...

I gotta agree though, Sarah Michelle Gellar on the other hand...Holy sweet Jesus....

MAX
12-10-2004, 03:11 AM
Yes!!!

I'd do anything Buffy asked me to!!!

Hit me!!!!

MAX
12-10-2004, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
now that sarah michelle gellar
on the other hand.....

You pig!!!! LOL!!!!

I have to tell you my infamous "orange peel" story.............. ;)

ashstralia
12-10-2004, 03:24 AM
this probly aint real,
but phwooooaaar!

ashstralia
12-10-2004, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by MAX
You pig!!!! LOL!!!!

I have to tell you my infamous "orange peel" story.............. ;)

c'mon max, spill it!

MAX
12-10-2004, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
this probly aint real,
but phwooooaaar!

Excuse me while I smack the fuck out of myself!!!!!

WHOAH, THOSE SILVER BOOTS!!!!!!

MAX
12-10-2004, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
c'mon max, spill it!

It's around........ ;)

ashstralia
12-10-2004, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by MAX
It's around........ ;)

okay bro,
i'll go lookin when i've got more time
i'm off to a gig.
or you could pm me a link!

but shit yeah! silver boots, g and bra
pretty hot huh?

twonabomber
12-10-2004, 07:04 AM
i dig scrawny chicks. i'd bang the ass (what ass she has) off SJP.

hell, i'll take Mrs. Freddie Prinze too.

ZahZoo
12-10-2004, 10:42 AM
It's interesting about Sara Jessica Parker... she kinda a mixed bag. In some makeup/getups/camera angles she looks good and other times she's got the horseface thing going. Odds are she's one of those women that would scare the fuck out of you at 7 in the morning with no makeup, morning breath and morning hair...

ODShowtime
12-10-2004, 11:49 AM
Sara Jessica Parker is one fugly bitch. You could take 20 random women off the streets, give 'em the treatment, and at least 10 would look better than her.

BigBadBrian
12-10-2004, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Fuck!!!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

*rant off*

OK Max, I'm going to agree with your opinion. There is already 18 other posts in this thread and I'm not going to read any others before I hit the "Submit Reply" button. She's not only ugly, she's repulsive. Let's see how I compare....

Matt White
12-10-2004, 12:42 PM
Yup, never a fan of SJP.

Vivian Campbell
12-10-2004, 01:56 PM
And I thought I was alone.

Carmine
12-10-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by ashstralia
phwooooaaar!

Ferris's wife is a dog, now Sarah Michelle Gellar on the other hand! Sweet Jesus!

Carmine
12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
Oh My....

Carmine
12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
Last one...

conmee
12-10-2004, 02:08 PM
SJP looks like Dee Fookin' Snyder on a bad day... lmao....

We're not gonna take it! NO! We ain't gonna take it!!!!! We're not gonna take it.... ANYMORE!!!!!

Icon.

:monkey:

Carmine
12-10-2004, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ferris is married to her ?????

Bueller...............Bueller.................anyo ne..................Bueller.

Carmine
12-10-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ferris is married to her ?????

Whatever happened to the chick that took the day
off with him ??????

Don't no where "Sloan Peterson" is but, she is/was hot!

Nickdfresh
12-10-2004, 08:47 PM
Okay, she's a "butta' face." But I definately would...

Bob_R
12-11-2004, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

*rant off*

Yes indeed buddy she does have a horse face. She does though have a dynamite A+ body. Just like my former neighbor!

Viking
12-11-2004, 03:50 PM
"Gee, Sarah, why the long face?"

http://www.bufordsaddle.com/your_photos/gem1.jpg

Flash Bastard
12-11-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Fuck!!!

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

*rant off*

I wouldn't fuck her with Hitch's dick.

The bitch is fucking nasty.