Lets talk about SEX!

[Carmine]

The subject always comes up, in every thread, one way or another. I will accept partial responsibility for that! So, here is the thread to bring it all together. When the subject turns a bit NASTY, bring it here.

A verse from Salt-N-Pepa's classic:

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
the subject keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy,avoid,or make void the topic
cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell how it is, and how it could be
How it was,and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on....
Let's talk about sex baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex.....

[fanofdave]

"SEX", according to Rodney Dangerfield.....

"I was scared the first time I had sex; I was all alone..."

"At my age, I go to bed with two women. That way they have
each other to talk to when I fall asleep."

"My wife told me she wanted to start having sex in strange
places......like other men's beds."

[Carmine]

first, we must know a little about you.....(lol)

www.sexaa.org/12ques.htm

[Carmine]

1. check
2. check
3. check
4. check
5. sometimes
6. no
7. sometimes
8. check
9. well not yet!
10. no
11. well there was this one chick
12. same chick again...

[DLR7884]

Why do you know the words to that song?

DLR7884
Scary.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why do you know the words to that song?

DLR7884
Scary.

LOL! dont get nervous....google search!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL! dont get nervous....google search!

You've got waaaaaaay to much free time on your hands.

DLR7884
I envy that.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You've got waaaaaaay to much free time on your hands.

DLR7884
I envy that.

LOL! The work of a Union BA is very light around the hoildays....

[DLR7884]

Seems like it.

DLR7884
:)

[Ally_Kat]

1. Yes. No.
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. Yes. Yes.
7. No, thank God!
8. No
9. No *shifty eyes*
10. No
11. No
12. No

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
9. No *shifty eyes*



Hmmmmmmmm.......;)

[ThrillsNSpills]

Here's the questions for those who don't want to click the link.

Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

[Carmine]

#5 only happend twice....friggin whiskey!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Here's the questions for those who don't want to click the link.

Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

Geeze.. I LIKE SEX... Nuff said!:p

[ThrillsNSpills]

Seems like the person who wrote the questions has a few issues.

Notice how the answers change depending on whether alcohol is involved. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Notice how the answers change depending on whether alcohol is involved. :D

LOL! I think that goes for everybody!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sex? What's that?! Give us married people a clue.....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sex? What's that?! Give us married people a clue.....

LMAO! Its that stuff you get every 6th saturday

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LMAO! Its that stuff you get every 6th saturday

...until the kids come :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Geeze.. I LIKE SEX... Nuff said!:p


OK, lets expand on that!;)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
...until the kids come :D

got 2 already....no more coming.....and they go to my parents overnight on Saturdays! (bounce, bounce,bounce!!!)

[Carmine]

Allright! Let's get it going: Question for the day......Oral, is your pleasure giving, recieving or are you a fan of my favorite number?

[aesop]

I'll simply contribute by posting the lyrics to a killer Queensryche song - "Anytime / Anywhere"

My point of view is expanding everyday
and I feel with clarity my vision sway.
Your private access takes me all the way.

(yeah!)

I am amplified by what's inside of you.
I feel your energy is something I can't loose.
I'm a pressure cooker, I'm about to blow.

I love the way that you move me,
It's never enough, I've got to have you,
anytime/anywhere that's all.

My sweet addiction I pray will never end.
Well-trained and suffering my heat for you
depends on love, like the flood,
when I go down.

I love the way that you move me,
It's never enough, I've got to have you,
anytime/anywhere that's all.

Anytime/anywhere
I've got to have you,
I've got to have you.
__________________________

Now that's lyrical poetry there!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
My sweet addiction I pray will never end.
Well-trained and suffering my heat for you
depends on love, like the flood,
when I go down.

yeah, "the flood" is pretty cool, huh.

[Northern Girl]

:p

[Carmine]

well, My Darling...would you....

[Northern Girl]

.

[Carmine]

Your wish is my command gorgeous!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Your wish is my command gorgeous!


:eatit:

[Northern Girl]

a little bit more to the right

[Carmine]

is THAT the spot?

[Northern Girl]

that's prrrrrrrrrfect

[Carmine]

hold on to something, I'll be here awhile!

[Carmine]

Honey, flip over would ya......

[Northern Girl]

Your turn now. I'm ready for ya, BIG boy !

[Carmine]

LOL! looks like you wont have any problems,just flip over, I can keep going too....

[Northern Girl]

mno moowmo oween oua

[Golden AWe]

sex...well, yesss, i think we do mention titfuck in just about every thread at the dump.

meanwhile, at my current hometown:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
mno moowmo oween oua

ummhaa ohhhhhhhhhh amahamamhaahhammaham!

[Northern Girl]

sorry GA I couldn't hear ya, my mouth is full

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
sorry GA I couldn't hear ya, my mouth is full

Yeah me too, sorry PAL, can ya come back in a while.....

[Northern Girl]

Did I sufficienty answer the question of the day? If you ask the right question tomorrow, who knows where this will go.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Did I sufficienty answer the question of the day? If you ask the right question tomorrow, who knows where this will go.

Pondering.......:rolleyes: (I replied in the Alrighty then thread....I only need about 3 minutes....);)

[Northern Girl]

ok cum here :boobs:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Did I sufficienty answer the question of the day? If you ask the right question tomorrow, who knows where this will go.

After that "ride" tommorows question may come today!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
ok cum here :boobs:

Aghhh...aghhhhhhhhhhhhh..Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
After that "ride" tommorows question may come today!

can you recommend a good union, when I get my ass fired here?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
can you recommend a good union, when I get my ass fired here?

LOL! Why as a matter of fact...I can not only recommend 1, I happen to know a very good Business Agent who can "handle" your case!

[Northern Girl]

And all the fringe benefits I can handle, I bet !!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
And all the fringe benefits I can handle, I bet !!

Oh.....your contract would "raise the bar" for workers everywhere!

[Northern Girl]

Well, you can "handle" me anytime. ;)


Man my jaw is sore. :confused:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Well, you can "handle" me anytime. ;)


Man my jaw is sore. :confused:

.....and my nounge is tumb!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Allright! Let's get it going: Question for the day......Oral, is your pleasure giving, recieving or are you a fan of my favorite number?

I Love going down for ALL you can EAT.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Dan
I Love going down for ALL you can EAT.

Hey, have we met?


J/K. Carmine wore me out !!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Carmine wore me out !!

I'm a bit "pickled" myself.....but you can "wear" me again anytime!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey, have we met?


J/K. Carmine wore me out !!

Dirty Girl.LOL

[Carmine]

Northern Girl!:yankeeros

[Dan]

BTW,,Northern Girl would you like abit of KIWI in you?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Dan
BTW,,Northern Girl would you like abit of KIWI in you?

KIWI is GREEN! I'll let her explain!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Dan
BTW,,Northern Girl would you like abit of KIWI in you?

In me? Geez, we'd have to discuss that. Another day and time perhaps. I'm a little spent right now. :p

[Carmine]

Ok, Northern Girl stepped up to the plate(and had her plate cleaned too!) how about the rest of the army ladies....The Question is.....Oral.....give it, receive it or 69 it!

[Carmine]

Northern Girl.....your hour is up.....cum to daddy!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Northern Girl.....your hour is up.....cum to daddy!

You're insatiable ! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
You're insatiable ! :D

you know it, Baby!

[Carmine]

Hey, where'd you go....playing hard to get now.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh Carmine... Don't you know I don't settle for sloppy seconds?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh Carmine... Don't you know I don't settle for sloppy seconds?

LOL! I showered....;)

[aesop]

In the ongoing spirit of this thread (AKA Me So Horny...Me Love You Lonnnnggggg Time), and with all of the Queen talk aroung lately, I thought we'd take a look at what my man Freddie has to say about this topic. Enjoy.

___________________________

Words and music by freddie mercury

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you’re hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev’rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev’rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it’s enough
In fact it’s too much
Ev’rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love

(get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(get down) come on so heavy (make love)
(get down) when you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
Love
You can make ev’rybody get down make love
Get down make love

Ev’rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev’rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it’s enough
In fact it’s too much
Ev’rytime I wanna get down get down get down

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev’rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev’rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it’s enough
In fact it’s too much
Ev’rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop

I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head


Northern Girl and I did this this morning...went quite well, if I do say so!:D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Hey, where'd you go....playing hard to get now.


Easy to get, hard to hold ! :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

She's back now Carmie! Why don't you "Finish What Ya Strated!" :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
She's back now Carmie! Why don't you "Finish What Ya Strated!" :D

We did "finish"! I'm looking for another go round!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Look elsewhere baby... I'm nobodys second fiddle!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
mno moowmo oween oua

besides, any women that makes this sound.....is a keeper!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Look elsewhere baby... I'm nobodys second fiddle!

I was refering to Ng.....now lets talk about "your Fiddle"!

BTW, there was a question posed earlier today....I would LOVE to know YOUR answer........

[Northern Girl]

Thanks for a fun morning, Carmine. I'm glad there are some people around here who like to have fun. :cool:

Have a good evening!

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Thanks for a fun morning, Carmine. I'm glad there are some people around here who like to have fun. :cool:

Have a good evening!

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[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Thanks for a fun morning, Carmine. I'm glad there are some people around here who like to have fun. :cool:

Have a good evening!

You too! Fun is what its all about! pssst.....I'll be here tommorow morning.....;)

[aesop]

There's too much sex on here lately. It's getting to be too much for me to take. I think I'm gonna have to go buy some woman dinner...Or go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra Concert again. That worked last time...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
There's too much sex on here lately. It's getting to be too much for me to take. I think I'm gonna have to go buy some woman dinner...Or go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra Concert again. That worked last time...

LOL! never to much sex......dude..the trans siberian orchestra?

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL! never to much sex......dude..the trans siberian orchestra?

Dude...Between posting here lately and driving around with Anytime / Anywhere blasting in my ride, I'm a f'ing timebomb lately!!!

AS DLR once said... Lose the dress...Keep the Shoes baby!

[aesop]

In the meantime, I'll just go scrounge up that Happy Birthday Aesop thread. Yea...That should help @_@

[aesop]

dude..the trans siberian orchestra?

Hey don't knock it until you try it ;)

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I couldn't hear ya, my mouth is full

I wish they all could be Northern Girl! :D

Would you like to join the mile high club darlin'?

:bananna:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Would you like to join the mile high club darlin'?

Been there, done that ! :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Been there, done that ! :D

Seriously?

That is stellar and I'm jealous. ;)

WOW!!!

My older brother claims he has but I think he's full of shit.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
Or go to the Trans Siberian Orchestra Concert again. That worked last time...

That's interesting. How did that work for you? I like Trans Siberian Orchestra too, but I've never seen a live performance. I missed my chance a couple weeks ago in Mpls.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm jealous. ;)


Jealous of me or the guy? LOL!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Jealous of me or the guy? LOL!

Both, even if you did take a jab at my flirtatious ways in another undisclosed thread. ;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Both, even if you did take a jab at my flirtatious ways in another undisclosed thread. ;)

A jab? It's cute how sensitive you are! Sorry, I thought it was funny. You were bragging about your flirting the other night! Geez, I hope you don't stop now! ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
A jab? It's cute how sensitive you are! Sorry, I thought it was funny. You were bragging about your flirting the other night! Geez, I hope you don't stop now! ;)

Not sensitive hon, just laughing along with you. I know I'm a friggin' Mimbo. lol. I have been since I was a little kid. I love women. It cracks me up cos when there was that Seinfeld episode about male bimbos called mimbos. So many close to me said "Dude, that Mimbo is you!!!!" LMAO!!!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
I know I'm a friggin' Mimbo.

It's all harmless fun. At least you're not a slut! :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Not sensitive hon, just laughing along with you. I know I'm a friggin' Mimbo. lol. I have been since I was a little kid. I love women. It cracks me up cos when there was that Seinfeld episode about male bimbos called mimbos. So many close to me said "Dude, that Mimbo is you!!!!" LMAO!!!

Just make sure the dudes wear condoms Max, we wouldn't

want you to get sick and die.:rolleyes:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
It's all harmless fun. At least you're not a slut! :D

LMAO!!!!

I couldn't hit on the organ player btw cos you were already my date. ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Just make sure the dudes wear condoms Max, we wouldn't

want you to get sick and die.:rolleyes:

Don't you have some altar boys that need fondling or something? :rolleyes:

Guwapo "moves" in mysterious ways.................

"ON YOUR KNEES BOY!!!!!!!"

When Jesus said:

"Suffer the little children to come unto Me" that is NOT what he was talking about!!!!! So keep your hands to yourself Father Guwapo.

[Northern Girl]

No fighting in the sex thread, unless it's wrestling with me. :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
No fighting in the sex thread, unless it's wrestling with me. :D


Deal!!!! :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Don't you have some altar boys that need fondling or something? :rolleyes:

Guwapo "moves" in mysterious ways.................

"ON YOUR KNEES BOY!!!!!!!"

When Jesus said:

"Suffer the little children to come unto Me" that is NOT what he was talking about!!!!! So keep your hands to yourself Father Guwapo.

First you go after my deceased Mom, and now it's kids???

I have a beautiful daughter, I am a great Dad, kindly leave that

nonsense elsewhere.

Desperate?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Guwapo! Your a great Dad AND a great husband. The two go hand in hand IMO! ;)

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Guwapo! Your a great Dad AND a great husband. The two go hand in hand IMO! ;)

Fuck he's weak!!!

Goodnight.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Guwapo! Your a great Dad AND a great husband. The two go hand in hand IMO! ;)

FITTING!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
FITTING!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Fuck you're stoooooopid!! Goodnight.

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Fuck he's weak!!!

Goodnight.

Meet me in the kickboxing ring, local bar or ANYWHERE and we'll see..............

You and Fab can go after families and if I dare retort it's wrong?

Whatever?

Regardless, I wasn't attacking your family. I was merely going after you as a fictitious priest, at a fictitious wedding, where you accused me of being a fictitious flower girl.

Jeeze, let me know when your balls actually drop and you grow some facial hair? You sure like to talk tough. However, when someone replies just as harshly to personal insults what a baby you become. :rolleyes:

You talk the talk but sure cannot walk the walk.

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
First you go after my deceased Mom


Awwwwwww.....................

Pulling a BT are we? I had no idea and any moron who read the thread KNOWS IT!!!!!

No sympathy votes from me.

You made your own bed NOW SLEEP IN IT!!!!!

[Northern Girl]

:(

Guwapo is not a happy guy these days. There are clearly some issues there, that I really don't think have anything to do with anyone here; because basically people are leaving him alone unless he instigates something. Maybe cut him some slack? Maybe?

Sincerely,

THE VOICE OF REASON

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
:(

Guwapo is not a happy guy these days. There are clearly some issues there, that I really don't think have anything to do with anyone here; because basically people are leaving him alone unless he instigates something. Maybe cut him some slack? Maybe?

Sincerely,

THE VOICE OF REASON

If you tell me to do so then I will cos I both respect you and like you here. :) However, if slamming myself or my family to get his and Fab's jollies is a part of his "therapy" then he can stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

[Northern Girl]

I would never tell you what to do. I'm just an objective observer, and a closet shrink; and if he is twisting your words (which he definitely is) to get sympathy, there's a reason for it that goes beyond these boards. I know your personal life has been attacked, and that sucks; but we are smart people here; we can read and see what's going on. You don't have to defend yourself for anyone here who knows you.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I would never tell you what to do. I'm just an objective observer, and a closet shrink; and if he is twisting your words (which he definitely is) to get sympathy, there's a reason for it that goes beyond these boards. I know your personal life has been attacked, and that sucks; but we are smart people here; we can read and see what's going on. You don't have to defend yourself for anyone here who knows you.


You know what?

That seriously means so much to me. I KNOW that I'm beyond guilty of attacking without malice. However, this clan seeks some sort of redemption and just aren't clever enough I guess?

Seriously, thanks for both humbling myself and being such a stellar person. I mean EVERY word!!!!

[Northern Girl]

You're very welcome. The consultation is free; next time I'll have to charge ya; and I have a unique payment plan. ;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
First you go after my deceased Mom, and now it's kids???

I have a beautiful daughter, I am a great Dad, kindly leave that

nonsense elsewhere.

Desperate?

You're so pathetic. I can't believe how whiny you are, just like your friend BT. You make an AIDS joke about MAX, he makes a joke back to you, and then you cry like a fucking child. You lose all credibility with accusations like this.

Now, back to sex talk. Where's NORTHERN GIRL?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
:(

Guwapo is not a happy guy these days. There are clearly some issues there, that I really don't think have anything to do with anyone here; because basically people are leaving him alone unless he instigates something. Maybe cut him some slack? Maybe?

Sincerely,

THE VOICE OF REASON

GUWAPO is a sack of shit that goes after people to make himself feel better. The shit he pulled before is unforgiveable. And I don't give a fuck about him. I PM'd him enough times to see how his DAD was doing...even when we were "fighting". And he then threw it back in my face.

I seriously think he has mental issues. I'm not joking.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I have a unique payment plan.

I'd like some more information about that.

[aesop]

Carmine is going to be pissed that his thread was HIGHJAKED!!!!! Sorry Carmine. I'm sure you'll do your best to rectify it! I have to go and actually work today, so when I get back this afternoon I expect some serious rectification here!! Now...where's that phone number...

[Northern Girl]

I thought you came in here to answer my question. :)

[aesop]

What ? was that, NG?

[Northern Girl]

I was interested to know how the Trans Siberian Orchestra "helped you."

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I was interested to know how the Trans Siberian Orchestra "helped you."

Oh..heh heh. I'll PM you that later today. It's a secret that cannot just be carelessly dropped for public mis-use ;)
Only if you promise not to tell...

[Northern Girl]

I promise.

[aesop]

OK Later, tho. I seriously have to work today lol. I'm sure Carmine can keep you entertained until then lol ;)

[Carmine]

Carmine is ON! First off, this thread is supposed to be FUN! No squabbling here, please. If you didnt come to this thread to "GET OFF" then TAKE OFF!

Now back to the business at hand for today.....Ng you on????

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
No fighting in the sex thread, unless it's wrestling with me. :D

Ok, get in the ring....and please put this on first?

[guwapo_rocker]

When did I go after your family Max???????

Oh and yes, I don't like Rikk, so I must have

mental problems...:rolleyes:

Sorry abnout your thread Carmine.:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Sorry abnout your thread Carmine.:D

Dude....you and me, were cool!

But listen, I got a bottle of Crystal on ice, strawberries ready and Barry White playing on the stereo....where did I put my silk bathrobe???? Wheres the ladies?

[Carmine]

Seriously though, lets try to keep it ON TOPIC here!

[Carmine]

Question for today:

Ladies....when "in the act" what gets you the HOTTEST? What just puts you over the edge?

[Carmine]

I hear crickets.....

[rustoffa]

LMAO...
Carmine, this thread has taken off like a rocket full o' Viagra!
Guess we know what's on everyone's mind around here!

Nice work bro!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
LMAO...
Carmine, this thread has taken off like a rocket full o' Viagra!
Guess we know what's on everyone's mind around here!

Nice work bro!

Thanks man....LMAO.."rocket full o' Viagra"

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Ok, get in the ring....and please put this on first?

Oh! I think I found what I'm getting the boyfirend for Christmas! :hula:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh! I think I found what I'm getting the boyfirend for Christmas! :hula:

LOL...glad to help darlin'(I do have a full catalogue if you'd like to browse!)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL...glad to help darlin'(I do have a full catalogue if you'd like to browse!)

oh baby! Anything with fake fur?

[aesop]

...And the ckickets rejoiced!!!!!They can go back to sleep...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh baby! Anything with fake fur?

lemme check....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
...And the ckickets rejoiced!!!!!They can go back to sleep...

LOL!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by aesop
...And the ckickets rejoiced!!!!!They can go back to sleep...

LOL!

That reminded me of some show where they kept saying "and the villagers rejoiced!"

Man, my brain is fried is lately. I need this vaca coming up. Or should I spell that cuming in here? ;) :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh baby! Anything with fake fur?


Tis the season....

[Ally_Kat]

santa-ess! I saw something like that but it had a skirt. Man, I *almost* bought it...but then my mother looked at me weird. :o

[Ozzy Fudd]

WOW LMAO

[Carmine]

Ally....he would probably enjoy this too. However, it appears as though "fur" is optional with this one!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
santa-ess! I saw something like that but it had a skirt. Man, I *almost* bought it...but then my mother looked at me weird. :o

like this?

[Ally_Kat]

like this

http://www.chelseawildwear.com/discount1/media/SantaBaby.jpg

[Ally_Kat]

without the granny panties ;)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
without the granny panties ;)

LOL, take half your outfit and these panties...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Need any help with your Christmas shopping?
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/78175.jpg

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
without the granny panties ;)

Hey Al... I hear some guys like those kind of unders...Seriously!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Need any help with your Christmas shopping?
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/78175.jpg

LOL...look at the 3 guys...."Hey, retards, there's 3 hot chicks 5 feet away! Then there's the guy with the basket....Hmmmm, I'd like some ass, titties....hmmmm"

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL...look at the 3 guys...."Hey, retards, there's 3 hot chicks 5 feet away! Then there's the guy with the basket....Hmmmm, I'd like some ass, titties....hmmmm"

LMAO! From the looks of things... That one guy is covering his package.

Guy ONE: I cant go over there man... I got a hard on...
Guy TWO: That's why I'm so glad I'm gay... I wonder if the guy with the basket is single
Guy THREE: He's not, he's seeing MAX!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Need any help with your Christmas shopping?
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/78175.jpg

Needs more

http://www.fatalwoman.com/img/productImages/E-601-JEWEL(F).jpg

:D

[Ally_Kat]

arg :(

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! From the looks of things... That one guy is covering his package

LMAO...yeah...."hey tsilly, don't you be tecking out my package" And the guy in front of him rubbing his hands together! OMG!

[Carmine]

Nobody answered todays question yet....Where's Northern Girl when I need her?

[Carmine]

Well, its December 23rd....hope all of you are ready for christmas! I'll be off until monday(but here for a while today)....So, let me take this opportunity to wish YOU ALL a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I've made alot of friends here and wish you all the best.....

[saint]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Nobody answered todays question yet....Where's Northern Girl when I need her?

Question is, not does love exist, but when, she leaves, where she goes.

And Merry Christmas to You to

[Carmine]

Originally posted by saint
Question is, not does love exist, but when, she leaves, where she goes.

I got a feeling she don't know either, wait like the wind, watch were she blows!

[Northern Girl]

Carmine

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Carmine

;) Thanks Darlin'....Happy Hoildays!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Question for today:

Ladies....when "in the act" what gets you the HOTTEST? What just puts you over the edge?

Julia....you must answer this before we begin....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Nobody answered todays question yet....Where's Northern Girl when I need her?

LOL. You're not the only one lookin' for that sweet honey.;)

[Carmine]

LMAO! I'm workin on julia today....Ng has my number and I am SURE she will call again!

[julia]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Question for today:

Ladies....when "in the act" what gets you the HOTTEST? What just puts you over the edge?

someone playing with my tits

[Carmine]

"someone"......mind if I take off your shirt?

[julia]

go right ahead and after that i'll take off your pants

[Carmine]

"39,"26","36"!!!

slipping shirt off....pants unbuttoned......

[julia]

we should do this in private

[Carmine]

We will....this is just the "warmup"!

[julia]

oh

[Carmine]

so where were we.....shirts off....pants unbuttoned.....

[julia]

the bra is coming off (black lacey)

[Matt White]

Come on you two....get a room!:)

[julia]

screw u your just jealous

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
the bra is coming off (black lacey)

Nice!.......sliding off the pants..........and caressing where the bra was...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Matt White
Come on you two....get a room!:)

THIS is THE ROOM.....who gave you a key! lol

[julia]

maybe matt wants to join in

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
maybe matt wants to join in

He can wait....I don't share!

[julia]

greedy i like that

[Matt White]

Originally posted by julia
screw u your just jealous

;) you're.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
greedy i like that

Good. Back to "business" IN hand....

[julia]

alright since u said in hand i'll start to rub your dick

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Matt White
;) you're.

Dude, I'm trying to score....take you "hooked on phonics" outta here!:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
alright since u said in hand i'll start to rub your dick

..and.....

[julia]

i get down on my knees and give u a blow job

[Carmine]

picking you up off your knees.......MY turn!

[julia]

alrigth lick me babe

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
alrigth lick me babe

is that the spot? oohhh thats nice

[julia]

a little more to the right yeah right there

[Carmine]

you like that....hang on tight!

[julia]

oh babe

[Carmine]

you ready for a ride....on "the Big Ragoo"....

[julia]

oh yeah take me

[Carmine]

sounds of skin slappin....headboard slammin wall......

[julia]

yep

[Carmine]

I'll be at this a while.....

[julia]

thats fine

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
thats fine


:sex:

[julia]

harder babe

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
harder babe

flip over

[julia]

alright

[Carmine]

now were cookin'....

[DLR7884]

UMMMMMM.

CARMEN-THIS IS PRETTY DESPERATE.

JULIA-YOU ARE A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN.

DLR7884
THIS IS SAD.

[julia]

fuck u I am all woman asshole

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
UMMMMMM.

CARMEN-THIS IS PRETTY DESPERATE.

JULIA-YOU ARE A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN.

DLR7884
THIS IS SAD.

oh christ, have some fun....

[julia]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
now were cookin'....

yeah we are

[ThrillsNSpills]

julia is Fab
and Carmine finished 3 posts ago.

merry christmas

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by julia
fuck u I am all woman asshole


YOU ARE "WOMAN ASSHOLE"

I BET YOU REALLY STINK.

DLR7884
AND I BET YOU HAVE BALLS TOO.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

and Carmine finished 3 posts ago.


LMAO! gots plenty mo'

[DLR7884]

CARM, I AM HAVING FUN.

DLR7884
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH OF YOU MEN(CARM AND JULIA!)

[julia]

fuck u
have a merry Christmas

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
CARM, I AM HAVING FUN.

DLR7884
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH OF YOU (CARM AND JULIA!)

there thats better....

[julia]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
julia is Fab
and Carmine finished 3 posts ago.

merry christmas

who Fabulous Shadow? I am not

[Carmine]

Merry Christmas Julia.......thanks for the ride....

[julia]

u too Carmine

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
u too Carmine

;)

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by julia
fuck u
have a merry Christmas


YOU HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO.

I'D FUCK YOU, BUT I THINK YOUR BALLS WOULD GET IN MY WAY.

DLR7884
:)

[julia]

so you are finished aren't ya

[Carmine]

UH OH! Northern Girl is on....Im so BUSTED!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
so you are finished aren't ya


yeah, the boys kinda ruined the mood

[julia]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
UH OH! Northern Girl is on....Im so BUSTED!

haha

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
haha

:eek:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
:eek:

gettin the flowers ready....


:yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros

[julia]

your gonna need them maybe I should help u talk to her

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
your gonna need them maybe I should help u talk to her

LOL....may not be a good idea.....:rolleyes:

[julia]

Ok

[Carmine]

It's all in FUN.....thanks for "playin".....

[julia]

no prob

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
julia is Fab


Not unless she flew across the country between postings.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
gettin the flowers ready....


:yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros

Not necessary! Have a great time. :D

(Besides she didn't even get you off! LOL)

[julia]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Not necessary! Have a great time. :D

(Besides she didn't even get you off! LOL)

people kept butting in

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Rikk
You're not the only one lookin' for that sweet honey.;)

I'm gettin' that feelin' again. ;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by julia
people kept butting in

I know. I'm just teasing Carmine - two timer. ;)

[julia]

lol

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I know. I'm just teasing Carmine - two timer. ;)

LOL....join us next time.....;)

[Carmine]

No action here over the weekend........whats up with that Army?

[julia]

I had enough action outside the army so no need to post on here

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
I had enough action outside the army so no need to post on here



......."enough" action? What does that mean? There is such a thing as enough?:D

[julia]

yes there is such thing as enough, you have to slepp somtime don't ya

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
yes there is such thing as enough, you have to slepp somtime don't ya


Sleep is overated! besides, whats better than waking up gettin it?

[julia]

He was tired and couldn't continue anymore but we went at it again the next day

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
He was tired and couldn't continue anymore


WHA.....WHA........WHAT!

[julia]

whats the matter?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
He was tired and couldn't continue anymore

^^^^^^^LOOK UP^^^^^^^thats what the matter....lol

[julia]

you don't ever get tired?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
you don't ever get tired?

not while I'm gettin busy!

[julia]

it was after he was tired

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
it was after he was tired


alright...I'll cut him some slack........he made up for it the next day.:cool:

[julia]

yeah alright

[Carmine]

your Steelers are lookin good....

[julia]

yeah but Big Ben is hurt

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
yeah but Big Ben is hurt


I heard.....how bad?

[julia]

I think its bruised ribs

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
Oh..heh heh. I'll PM you that later today. It's a secret that cannot just be carelessly dropped for public mis-use ;)
Only if you promise not to tell...


I was stood up!!! :(