David Lee Roth Leno Performance And Interview 1995

[Sarge]

These two clips feature Diamond Dave singing California Girls with the Mambo Slammers from 1995 and a short interview by Jay Leno. This performance was to hype his upcoming Vegas shows. Dave caught some flack for this performance and interview because he was "over the top" in some of his comments. The performance was pure Dave and can kind of give you an idea of what his Vegas show was like.

DOWNLOAD HERE (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=23051#post23051)

[Sarge]

Fuck Robin Williams By The Way!

[Catfish]

The performance is cool, and had the spirit of Dave’s Vegas show (I saw one of them live, at Bally’s in ’95). I love how Leno followed the women off the stage at the end. Very cool.

But the interview was a fucking disgrace. I recall Entertainment Weekly saying that DLR’s appearance was the worst celebrity talk show appearance of the year. Ouch! His jokes weren’t even funny that night. A total disaster. Those watching that night who didn’t know better could have only thought Dave was washed up. It HURT to watch this, and I defend almost everything the man does.

What made it worse what that Dave had to go on after Robin Williams. Like him or not, he’s a tough act to follow in the energy/laughs department.

[The Knockz]

i dont stop by this place too often anymore but whaddafukkin' nice surprise.
Sarge is still the King of the Hill in my book and he has a nice set of downloads.
Roth On

The Knockz

[DavidLeeNatra]

both clips are the same...no interview!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
both clips are the same...no interview!!!

got yer back sarge

interview (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=23051#post23051)

thanks sarge. been wanting to get an idea of what that was about

[george]

I didn't think the Cali Girls performance was that bad...

[Foozwah]

I must be missing something, 'cos I didn't think the interview was that bad. Okay, the last joke pretty much fell flat (Did it actually make any sense? It seemed like a punch-line with no setup.), but all the others got pretty good laughs. (And I enjoyed the VH slagging, even if the audience didn't.)

I'm not just knee-jerk defending Dave, btw. Maybe it's just because of some of the comments, and I went in expecting the worst, something really embarassing and fucked up, but I thought it was okay.

[flappo]

Originally posted by The Knockz
i dont stop by this place too often anymore but whaddafukkin' nice surprise.
Sarge is still the King of the Hill in my book and he has a nice set of downloads.
Roth On

The Knockz

..cun't think why , cun't you ?

:D

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Foozwah
I must be missing something, 'cos I didn't think the interview was that bad. Okay, the last joke pretty much fell flat (Did it actually make any sense? It seemed like a punch-line with no setup.), but all the others got pretty good laughs. (And I enjoyed the VH slagging, even if the audience didn't.)

I'm not just knee-jerk defending Dave, btw. Maybe it's just because of some of the comments, and I went in expecting the worst, something really embarassing and fucked up, but I thought it was okay.

Dood, when Leno looks over at Williams with a "what the fuck?" expression and then calmly places his hand on Dave's shoulder and says, "I think someone needs to change YOUR bong water..." homey ain't makin' no sense.

[Golden AWe]

I didn't understand the last story at all, the one about "never miss the 17th"-thing or something...otherwise I feel he was very funny...

Jay Leno always has a fake laugh anyway, he's not that funny as he wants to be...

[Catfish]

Was that the "say two Hail Marys and never hit on 17" joke? Referring to blackjack...

[ELVIS]

I refuse to watch it...

I was sick for two years after I saw original airing...:(

[Sarge]

Shit sorry about that busted interview link.. I fixed it..

[NathanRay]

Nothing Wrong With Daves interview. In case you ain't noticed More than half he sez Needs a double take or Doesn't Make complete sense. That's Where the Rothisms come from. He often attacks conversation from left field. He puts things in a unique way to show you a glimpse of his world.


Dave Does Dave and sometimes the Squares fall Flat of Diggin' that Fact.

[ELVIS]

What ??

[David Lee God]

God! that was just the worst. Compare it to 10 years earlier when he was on Letterman and without doubt the biggest and best Rock Star in the world.

I'm actually glad the show flopped and DLR snapped out of it.

VERY difficult to watch my Hero looking so lost after so many interviews where the man is just the coolest fucker ever. Didn't EVH say he cried when he saw how far DLR had sunk?

Still I suppose it would make for a great movie one day!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

I agree. That was the worst interview with Dave Ive ever seen. He had a few one liners, which was cool. But for the most part when the host, and the entire audience doesn't laugh when they're suppose to, and laugh when they are not...Theres a problem. I hated Robin Williams there too. He kept interrupting Dave when Dave was telling his "you know, I had a car like that once" story.. Im sure Dave watches it and cries too BTW...And besides that, Has Eddie ever seen or heard himself latley? Jesus H Christ, that man is a pale image of what he was in 1984. Look back at the '95 Van Hagar promotion interviews. The guy was full of himself and shit. Then look at Eddie's interviews with bro Al after the '96 fiasco. Drunk, stoned and full of lies.

[VHLINKS_ROCKSx2]

hit on 17. . . im thinkin' chicks.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Im sure Dave watches it and cries too BTW



Dave doesn't give a shit
The guy is a complete rockstar

[Big Troubles]

No maybe cries is a bit strong. Im sure Dave doesn't cry over shit like that. But, I am sure he would consider that particular interview as being a real shit stinker. His clothes were aweful, his hair was shockingly short, his rambling was everlasting, and when he did make a point, or crack a joke, Robin "steal the spotlight" Williams was right there to cast the Black Cloud over Dave and swing the sun his way. Dave hasn't been on Leno since has he? What was the last American/Canadian Talk Show Dave was on and when? (Carson Daly 2002?)

[NathanRay]

I was one of the three guys in detroit '99 front row center with the eat 'em and smile make up on, The long hair, and my two partners Hated Dave and were dissappointed after the backstage passes went to the chicks. I was the only one who got it and appreciated Dave based on his accomplishments and I went on to see him with Hagar in 2002. I'm still a fan. But It makes me sick to hear all this Limp Wristed Pissin' and Moanin' from you guys over the interview. You sound like my buddies after the concert. I'm almost havin a flashback. Are We taking this to StarWars-Like Fandom??? Dave ain't no prequill as He will still Drop-kick the DeathStar. Don't Be sguare. Any of you border Faggy Hagar Fans Want to Know if Dave is still Diamond?????? Well just listen to the July 03 house of Blues Boots from on this site.

DLR Fan For Lysife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N-Werd What?

[Big Troubles]

Relax Star Wars geek. This thread is based on the Jay Leno interview he did in 1995 promoting his Vegas show. We are discussing why it was the drizzling shits that night for Dave. Not if. But why. Cause it was. It was an off eve for the Diamond One. We are not talking about the tour of '99 four tears after the fact. Were not talking about his make up. Were certainly not talking about loving Hagar in any sense of the fucking word. And yes, we all know and love the boots from the site. Which we've been enjoying for quite a bit longer than when your rebel forces from the death star dragged your ass in here. So speak not- You've been told.

[Sarge]

Real men dont cry anyways.
Unless they are in combat and they lose a buddy or their dog dies

[thefive]

Here is my take on Dave. Dave is half cheese/half Fonzie. (cool).

You take one away and it isn"t Dave. That is what makes Dave so
interesting.


thefive

[Big Troubles]

I dunno if Id throw the word "cheese" at Dave or anywheres in the Army. Sammy is the only CheeseHead I know in the game of rock and rape and roll.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Sarge
Real men dont cry anyways.
Unless they are in combat and they lose a buddy or their dog dies

you forgot kicked in the balls. thats worth crying for. and the day Dave left the group. I shed a few.

[NathanRay]

Dang Troubles your gonna make me cry now. Speaking here to say may'be I jumped the gun here and thanks but I get worried when people are critical of dave. OFF Night is the key word. I feel much more relaxed now. Ok constructive critisim is alright. My apologies to all whom I've snapped at and dissed in the process. I am enjoying this site I just think the world of Dave.

[Big Troubles]

Yeah Im the same way. No sweat. It was an off night for sure for Dave. Not a horrible one. But I do place a lot of blame on the non-funny Leno and over the top spotlight stealing Williams.
Everything is cool again....

[Chong Li]

I watched the interview. Havent heard the clip as I have zero interest in his Vegas era.

But I think you guys are overreacting. Yeah, Dave didnt make alot of sense, but he rarely does. I thought he was just being Dave. I also thought Robin Williams was just being helpful.

Really, it wasnt that bad.

[ALMOSTsaved]

It was indeed painful to watch Dave on that show that night. I remember covering my eyes like it was a horror movie or something.

But, like most of you, I was pissed as Hell with Robin Williams for being such a cocksucker. He's done more stupid humor than Dave ever did. Probably twice as much blow too.

[yomaster]

Originally posted by David Lee God
God! that was just the worst. Compare it to 10 years earlier when he was on Letterman and without doubt the biggest and best Rock Star in the world.

I'm actually glad the show flopped and DLR snapped out of it.

VERY difficult to watch my Hero looking so lost after so many interviews where the man is just the coolest fucker ever. Didn't EVH say he cried when he saw how far DLR had sunk?

Still I suppose it would make for a great movie one day!!!!!

Does anybody have a video file of the letterman appearance?

Also is there a higher quality video file of the perfromance from jay leno available?

[Apollo]

I think this is a pretty funny interview.

[Starwood]

Starwood had heard this was a train wreck - and it was tough to watch. I thought he hit on a few, but the rest were sinkers. Won't be playing this for any friends soon, but thanks Sarge.

[degüello]

Man, that was fucking painful. Holy shit.

Very hard to sit and watch Dave bomb one joke after the next... what a sinking fucking ship.

And the vibe just getting more and more awkward as he tries to save it. Ouch.

[clod speeney]

I think he didn't get laughs on that last joke because everyone in the audience was Catholic.

Also, notice how Dave is 10 years ahead of the curve? Referring to Jackson and plowing the way for everyone else to play in Vegas.

What a pioneer.
What a visionary.
What a rock star.

[Stillwell]

That was good interview, bruddahs! The only things that were disgrace was Dave's hair cut (are we 7 yrs old Dave?), and Robin William's CONSTANT interrupting. Uh Robin, I'm going to tell Jay another joke, please feel free to interrupt and destroy the joke's momentum any time you're ready.

Just because the audience and Jay Leno are too ignorant to understand GENIUS doesn’t make the jokes unhumorous. Remember, a falling tree makes a noise regardless if anyone is around to hear it. A brilliant joke is funny REGARDLESS if people laugh.

And YES, the last joke was about 17 yr old girls. SO obvious. Wake up and smell the toxic waste!

[Nickdfresh]

The interview was not of Dave's finest moments, but it wasn't that bad either. I've seen much, much worse.

I only wish we could have had a higher resolution REAL PLAYA' so we could have seen a little more of the T & A...

[gnahh]

Classic Dave if you ask me. I think if Dave ever starts making sense I'll probably stop payin' attention.

Anyway. Thanks Sarge for puttin' them up.

[Polk High]

I want to know what Mr. Roth said to robin williams when they went to commercial break? Part of me thinks it was something nice and part of me thinks he said fuck off

[captain hairdo]

hey! looks like i have a little reading to do! downloading the interview...looks like it might take awhile...tell ya what! i'll,uh,let ya know what i think! and thanks ,you freaks,for all the downloads'n'whatnot,isn't it a beautiful world,it takes all sorts,don't it?

[captain hairdo]

can't wait to hear this shit,i'm trying to download the muthafucker again,ooh!
tell ya what,i'll let y'know what i think,i hope that's okay with some of you,huhuh!

[captain hairdo]

is this thing on,hullo?

[captain hairdo]

well,still waiting to hear it,now i'm curious,after reading the,uh,thread,don't leave me hangin',dang!
but someone just shoot me if i say it's painful ,aight?
because,it's like,i mean,y'know,c'mon,do you think the davester gives a fuck about y'all,you geniuses,ooh!

[captain hairdo]

aw man,that was so great,it takes me back to ten years ago,dang,how was that interview anything but great,that's dave at his best,admirers,i think dave would agree with me,see?
thanks to whoever posted that for me to download it,i knew i was missing a lot of stuff,working a lot back in the '90's,man,i miss the good old days,where's dave nowadays,y'know,even in'95,sometimes,i would wake up around 11am,getting ready to go back to work,with the retarded,huhuh,and wonder,y'know,'what's dave doing today,and what am i doing here....well,everything is connected,it takes a lot of time and space,don't it?
comments? questions?

[Whistling Dixie]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved


But, like most of you, I was pissed as Hell with Robin Williams for being such a cocksucker. He's done more stupid humor than Dave ever did. Probably twice as much blow too.

That's funny!

[ELVIS]

I finally watched it again...

Not really as bad as I thought at the time, but still pretty bad...


:elvis:

[thome]

The Mambo Slammers Live in Vegas never got the time to tune in,
like a new sitcom, Time to develope and he went on leno to early?

I have watched 1 hr of Leno since He started maybe a few more
when some Superstar Slut is on. I find him Fake and the Biggest
Hollywood Kiss Up- Kiss Ass ever ....Watch Letterman OR DIE!!!

Robin Williams (Andy Kauffman wanna be)has been doing the same
-Do you want to touch my pee pee- jokes For thirty YEARS I never
got Mork and still don't he is a grand ASS!Non-Funny jerk humor.

Leno went out of his way to Make Dave -off guard -I've seen this several times and the original air date .

You cannot touch Leno when It comes to Vintage Cars Bikes etc.
He gets down with them and i respect him highly When he isn't
sucking dik on the tonight show.

He seems so diff when the show is on like he got a prod up his ass
and the network has the button.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I refuse to watch it...

I was sick for two years after I saw original airing...:(

It WAS pretty fucking bad. I winced so hard my eyes hurt the next day. It wasn't much better this time, but what the hell? You can't win 'em all....

[thome]

Leno was the wrong place. Dave got no response from him and
Robin Williams attention whored the whole show, like he allways does.

Dave is Center Stage and needs Center Stage.

I will allways wait for Dave to Give Vegas another shot, same venue,
for a year or so to really Hone a top notch show to the Edge of reason.

The Vegas act was jus bad Timeing not a Bad Idea. My, OP.

[Jurak]

Originally posted by Catfish
Was that the "say two Hail Marys and never hit on 17" joke? Referring to blackjack...

uhhhhhhh, fuck ya, he's talkin about gambling, and then makes the joke about the preacher........fuck even Leno didn't get it... :rolleyes:

and fuck Robin Williams too BTW.......

thanks for the links Sarge...

[J-Axe]

Hey guys, when I download the video, it saves as a .rm file, and nothing will open this. What do I do?

[brian12069]

Why can't I get the Leno interview to play?

[brian12069]

Thanks for nothin'...

[big fatty]

Thought I'd bump this old thread with the longshot hope that maybe someone could upload this TV appearance.

I remember Robin Williams saying - " Ohhh Baby...Daddy gonna make you squeal like a fax machine tonight " , or something along those lines. Then Dave turned and gave him some kinda " STFU this is my time pal" look and Robin was quiet after that. At least that's the impression I got from what's I remember.

Blows my mind he passed away today. RIP

Nanoo, Nannoo.

[Seshmeister]

It wasn't comfortable viewing as I remember, too many egos and too much cocaine for a single room and during the 'Wedding Band' period of Dave's career.

I'll have a look on the servers when I get a chance and see if we still have it.

[Rags847]

Came here looking for this video, too. Cannot find it on YouTube, either. Can anyone?

Jay Leno: Season 4, Episode 46 Episode #4.46 (13 Nov. 1995)

Robin Williams, David Lee Roth

[twonabomber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yjOse4V4w&feature=youtu.be

[twonabomber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLtTyNqWCc8&feature=youtu.be

[twonabomber]

I highly recommend the Download Helper add-on for Firefox. It works on YouTube, Vevo, Vimeo, and most of yer favorite porn sites. Start DL'ing this shit in case YouTube takes it down. Works on the Roth Show vids too.

[SunisinuS]

Fuck Robin Williams By The Way!

Seems the popular thing to do!

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/zelda-williams-quits-social-media-in-wake-of-father-s-death-150000165.html

Guess by doing that you will never get pussy from the daughters of suicide victims....but hey....let's make hay while the borderline personalities shine!

If we are all alive when Dave does it...I hope we get to see the fucks peeing on his grave as well...the manic fuck!

I am sure it will be tasteful! Potassium and THC!

Expect Expectorant!

Long Life Dave! I am sure you are celebrating the death as well! Cocaine and Robin never entered his life I am sure. Dave I think never presented himself as a stand up comedian. And I think David presents the opposite from suicide....but I could be wrong. Dave could be hiding it....but I think not. Robin was intimidated....hence the "dying from smoke" reference. Cue personal dying insults from not the Queen of all Media in a second. Give me some details from your life....we will fucking rock...I am sure your sister will laugh more than you do. May she RIP. Wanna Rock?

Can't wait until the crass pass. Then your guidance will transcend our grief! You high flying beautiful talented people.

Btw. Should we start a ton teen?

Or...is it too soon?

I can actually do some improv,..anybody's close friends or family die today? Give me some material. I did a great Payne Stewert as a pilot on Halloween the night he died......come on...don't be shy. Let's Rock! Sit on your pet today...give me the name...I guarantee some intertnetmaimment.*TM

Hey Sarge! Find me some recent deceased's I am ready. Any Recent People that died as part of the Army? Let's Rock it...we will have their kids rolling in the isle!

Again...don't be fucking shy. It will be tasteful. And funny. Kristy will plagiarize me though....just like her chat box Donnie earlier today. She has not thought about teeth until someones's sister punches hers out. Thank God Big Mouth's don't last long. Just ask their grieving families.

[Seshmeister]

I don't know how old that joke about the crap car was 20 years ago but I think it was already pretty old at that point.

The disappointing thing about the Vegas show for me was that Dave seemed to be trying to copy a poor stand-up rather than doing his own thing which was and is much more original and entertaining.

I think if it had been the other way around and Robin Williams had come on and sang a lame rock cover Dave would not have appreciated it.

[big fatty]

I highly recommend the Download Helper add-on for Firefox. It works on YouTube, Vevo, Vimeo, and most of yer favorite porn sites. Start DL'ing this shit in case YouTube takes it down. Works on the Roth Show vids too.

Thanks a million for uploading this !! Totally appreciate it. I've been curious to see it again for ages. :high5:

[ELVIS]

Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

Sucks to be him now...

[big fatty]

.... too much cocaine for a single room....

No such thing. " A Little Ain't Enough " :devildance:


http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k513/Halenberg1984/Mobile%20Uploads/rock2-7-lrg_zps2d920beb.jpg (http://s1113.photobucket.com/user/Halenberg1984/media/Mobile%20Uploads/rock2-7-lrg_zps2d920beb.jpg.html)

Just kidding. :drum:

[big fatty]

Actually the interview was totally different from what I remembered before. Thought it went well. Only two one-liners didn't go over that good. The one about the VH chip and the one about " never hit on 17 ". Everything else was great. Wish I could of seen the show. Different kind of Dave.

Both Dave & Robin were entertaining and had a nice handshake. At the time Dave's new haircut was kind of a surprise I guess.

[SunisinuS]

vc
Actually the interview was totally different from what I remembered before. Thought it went well. Only two one-liners didn't go over that good. The one about the VH chip and the one about " never hit on 17 ". Everything else was great. Wish I could of seen the show.

Both Dave & Robin were entertaining and had a nice handshake. At the time Dave's new haircut was kind of a surprise I guess.

What I got about the "Don't hit on 17 joke" was Dave trying to be funny about .....In like Flynn" A joke about underage sex in the US.

But, since Kristy and I agree anymore that I never get laid....all my sex occurred in the 30s. Which is when pussy (Kristy's and mine) died.

[big fatty]

Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

Sucks to be him now...

Good God man, have you no shame. It just happened yesterday. It's too fucking soon. :elvis:

[ELVIS]

Too soon for what ??

I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...

[big fatty]

What I got about the "Don't hit on 17 joke" was Dave trying to be funny about .....In like Flynn" A joke about underage sex in the US.

Yeah, Yeah, I got the joke....I know what he meant but it didn't go over well with the audience. Everyone was quiet and no one laughed like most of the other stuff he said.

All these years since I last saw it I had it in my mind that he tanked, and that Robin Williams might have made a wisecrack at his expense. But now see it went pretty good for the most part.

[SunisinuS]

Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

Sucks to be him now...

If he was washed up....that means he drowned. I think you misunderstand Science. You are not starring on CSI anytime soon are you mate?

For KrChristy and her love of Science! My fucktard videos....her mind is all encompassing!

[big fatty]

Too soon for what ??

I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...

You know what I mean. How'd you like it if someone said Elvis Presley was washed up the very next day after he died. Just seems a little insensitive and callous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj_Yi6faXWk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Damn- forgot how to embedd videos here. :headscratch:

[SunisinuS]

You know what I mean. How'd you like it if someone said Elvis waswashed up the very next day after he died. Just seems a little insensitive and callous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj_Yi6faXWk&feature=youtube_gdata_player


It's ok...the jokes they make are on them. Ego's are for them to teach us about. See above.

[Angel]

Too soon for what ??

I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...
Fuck off...cunt. He has far more peace now than he ever had.

[SunisinuS]

Fuck off...cunt. He has far more peace now than he ever had.


It's funny when the hecklers are the main event....Don't stress Angel...they will all pay money to us.

Internetmaimment*TM Internet Maim Entertainment. Believe me they did not invent it. They do not have the creativity to kill them selves. Lol. Seriously. They are like teachers in summertime.....no class. Elbow and Kchristy.....I do think they are headed together. I am not sure which will sit on each's other's lap there...not that there is anything wrong with that.

The true fighters will be determined. Most of us that have done stuff already know.

*TM My new word after Robin. Like their hero Trump. I will split the nickel with you.


Lol Angel... will you think they will ever pay up?

I betcha nothing creative will happen from both of them...and they will never pay us. Half a nickel. No Math for them...no English...nothing but... Butt.


Ok Angel you use the strap on with Elboy and I will just allow Krychisty to watch. Nope they still will not pay us in Vegas. Sigh...Fucking Communists.

[Seshmeister]

Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...



Why don't you reply to this post with a list of your achievements since 1994...?


Academy Awards, USA
1998 Won Oscar Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Good Will Hunting (1997)

Golden Globes, USA
2005 Won
Cecil B. DeMille Award
1999 Nominated
Golden Globe Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical
Patch Adams (1998)
1998 Nominated
Golden Globe Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Good Will Hunting (1997)
1994 Won

Primetime Emmy Awards
2010 Nominated
Primetime Emmy Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special
Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction (2009)
Shared with:
David Steinberg (executive producer)
Marty Callner (produced by)
Randall Gladstein (producer)
Mason Steinberg (producer)
2008 Nominated
Primetime Emmy Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)
For playing "Merritt Rook". For episode: "Authority".
2003 Nominated
Primetime Emmy Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)
Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)
1996 Nominated
Primetime Emmy Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program
Comic Relief VII (1995)
Shared with:
Whoopi Goldberg
Billy Crystal
For hosting the show.
1994 Nominated
Primetime Emmy Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series
Homicide: Life on the Street (1993)

Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA
2003 Won
Saturn Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)
Nominated
Saturn Award Best Supporting Actor
Insomnia (2002)
1996 Nominated
Saturn Award Best Actor
Jumanji (1995)
1993 Won
Saturn Award Best Supporting Actor

Acapulco Black Film Festival
2014 Nominated
Hollywood Award Best Ensemble Cast
The Butler (2013)
American Cinematheque Gala Tribute

American Comedy Awards, USA
1999 Nominated
American Comedy Award Funniest Male Performer in a TV Special (Leading or Supporting) Network, Cable or Syndication
Comic Relief VIII (1998)
Funniest Actor in a Motion Picture (Leading Role)
Patch Adams (1998)
1996 Nominated
American Comedy Award Funniest Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Blockbuster Entertainment Awards
2000 Nominated
Blockbuster Entertainment Award Favorite Actor - Comedy
Bicentennial Man (1999)
1998 Won
Blockbuster Entertainment Award Favorite Actor/Actress - Family
Flubber (1997)

Broadcast Film Critics Association Awards
2003 2nd place
Critics Choice Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)


Critics Choice Television Awards
2014 Nominated
Critics' Choice TV Award Best Actor in a Comedy Series
The Crazy Ones (2013)

Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Awards
2003 Nominated
DFWFCA Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)


Daytime Emmy Awards
1998 Nominated
Daytime Emmy Outstanding Performer in an Animated Program
Great Minds Think for Themselves (1997)
For playing "Genie".

Fangoria Chainsaw Awards
2003 Won
Chainsaw Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)

Hollywood Film Festival
2006 Won
Lifetime Achievement Award

Kids' Choice Awards, USA
2006 Nominated
Blimp Award Favorite Voice from an Animated Feature
Robots (2005)
2000 Nominated
Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actor
Bicentennial Man (1999)
1998 Nominated
Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actor
Flubber (1997)
1997 Nominated
Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actor
Jack (1996)
1996 Nominated
Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actor
Jumanji (1995)
1994 Won
Blimp Award Favorite Movie Actor

Las Vegas Film Critics Society Awards
2003 Nominated
Sierra Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)

MTV Movie Awards
1997 Nominated
MTV Movie Award Best On-Screen Duo
The Birdcage (1996)

Best Comedic Performance
The Birdcage (1996)
1994 Won

Online Film & Television Association
2003 Nominated
OFTA Film Award Best Actor

One Hour Photo (2002)
1998 Nominated
OFTA Film Award Best Supporting Actor
Good Will Hunting (1997)

Online Film Critics Society Awards
2003 Nominated
OFCS Award Best Actor
One Hour Photo (2002)

People's Choice Awards, USA
2014 Nominated
People's Choice Award Favorite Actor in a New TV Series

2009 Won
People's Choice Award Favorite Scene Stealing Guest Star
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)
2008 Won
People's Choice Award Favorite Funny Male Star
2007 Won
People's Choice Award Favorite Funny Male Star
1996 Nominated
People's Choice Award Favorite Motion Picture Actor
1994 Won
People's Choice Award Favorite Comedy Motion Picture Actor
San Francisco International Film Festival
2007 Won
Peter J. Owens Award

Sant Jordi Awards
1989 Nominated
Sant Jordi Best Foreign Actor (Mejor Actor Extranjero)
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

Satellite Awards
2003 Nominated
Golden Satellite Award Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
One Hour Photo (2002)
1999 Nominated
Golden Satellite Award Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
Patch Adams (1998)
1998 Nominated
Golden Satellite Award Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture - Drama
Good Will Hunting (1997)

Screen Actors Guild Awards
2014 Nominated
Actor Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
The Butler (2013)
1998 Won
Actor Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Nominated
Actor Outstanding Performance by a Cast

1997 Won
Actor Outstanding Performance by a Cast
The Birdcage (1996)

ShoWest Convention, USA
1994 Won
ShoWest Award Male Star of the Year

TV Land Awards
2006 Won
TV Land Award Most "Out of this World" Character
Mork & Mindy (1978)
Nominated
TV Land Award Little Screen/Big Screen Star (Men)
2005 Won
TV Land Award Most "Out of This World"
Mork & Mindy (1978)
2004 Won
TV Land Award Big Star/Little Screen Favorite
Nominated
TV Land Award Favorite "Fish Out of Water"
Mork & Mindy (1978)
Superlatively Supernatural
Mork & Mindy (1978)
2003 Nominated
TV Land Award Small Screen to Silver Screen

U.S. Comedy Arts Festival
2000 Won
AFI Star Award

Visual Effects Society Awards
2006 Nominated
VES Award Outstanding Performance by an Animated Character in an Animated Motion Picture

[Von Halen]

Sesh, we all know since '94 Elvis has achieved:

2 DUI's
4 cults
20 cars washed.

[Seshmeister]

You forgot 40,664 posts here! :D

[Von Halen]

I wonder if he'll make 41k before he quits?

[Angel]

You forgot 40,664 posts here! :D
He should stop after 2 more... ;)

[Seshmeister]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/it-s-heart-attack-time-there-s-only-5-days-left-to-go.png

.....

[ELVIS]

Fuck off...cunt. He has far more peace now than he ever had.

No, that's not how God's universe works...

[ELVIS]

.....

Those are your wisest posts...

[Rags847]

Thank you, twonabomber!

I downloaded it using ClipConverter.

Thanks again!