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JCOOK
12-23-2004, 01:48 AM
The commercials for this "wonder drug" tell you that if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours you should seek "medical attention" I tried that with my wife and got the shit slapped out of me.....
Rebel
12-23-2004, 11:14 AM
Trust me dude, it ain't pretty. I'm not kidding, I'm talking "puncture and drainage". It happens.
Flash Bastard
12-23-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Rebel
Trust me dude, it ain't pretty. I'm not kidding, I'm talking "puncture and drainage". It happens.
:eek:
That sounds worse than when I ripped my nutsack open stepping over a barbwire fence. And that fucking sucked.
Flash Bastard
12-23-2004, 09:12 PM
Do you know why you wake up in the morning with an erection?
It's your body's natural defense to keep you from smothering in your pillow. I call it the 'kickstand effect'.
:D
JCOOK
12-24-2004, 08:11 AM
I'm sorry but I walk around most days about 22 hours a day with a boner.......Somebody get me a doctor
DavidLeeNatra
12-24-2004, 07:48 PM
ha ha...reminds me when my friend had a date with some naughty little bitch and he took a levitra an hour before they met to be "ready for the action at time"...when she opened the door she said that she wanted to have dinner first and had reserved a table in a restaurant...
that was a looooooooooooooooooong dinner for my buddy... :D
rustoffa
12-24-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Do you know why you wake up in the morning with an erection?
It's your body's natural defense to keep you from smothering in your pillow. I call it the 'kickstand effect'.
:D
LMFAO!
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