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Nickdfresh
12-23-2004, 11:11 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU OLD FRONTLINE FORUM!
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To all who post here, have a happy Christmas, Chanukah, New Year, Kwanza, Chinese New Year and so on...
Stay safe and warm! Cheers!:gulp: :guzzle: :bottle: :D
ODShowtime
12-23-2004, 11:33 AM
happy chrismahanakwanzekah to you
Carmine
12-23-2004, 11:36 AM
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aesop
12-23-2004, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
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Merry Christmas, Big Guy! Have a safe and memorable Christmas weekend.
Way to leave out the pagans again.....so exclusionary
Happy winter solstice everyone!
Nickdfresh
12-23-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
happy chrismahanakwanzekah to you
And same to you Sir!
Nickdfresh
12-23-2004, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Figs
Way to leave out the pagans again.....so exclusionary
Happy winter solstice everyone!
Sorry Figs! We'll find you a Winter Solstice Virgin to sacrifice!
Carmine
12-23-2004, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by aesop
Merry Christmas, Big Guy! Have a safe and memorable Christmas weekend.
ODShowtime
12-23-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
And same to you Sir!
YES! I don't know why, but I love that commercial.
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sorry Figs! We'll find you a Winter Solstice Virgin to sacrifice!
Now that would truly be holiday miracle! I appreciate the sentiment, kind Sir.
Big Train
12-23-2004, 01:09 PM
Happy Festivus everyone..
Nickdfresh
12-23-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Big Train
Happy Festivus everyone..
You too BT!
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ODShowtime
12-23-2004, 01:42 PM
I made a Festivus thread in Non and searched this god-forsaken internet for 30 minutes looking for a funny picture of Jerry Stiller before I gave up. what's this world coming to?
And let's not forget a Happy Birthday to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Doesn't look a day over 33
Jesus Christ
12-23-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by FORD
And let's not forget a Happy Birthday to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Doesn't look a day over 33
Bless you, My son :)
To paraphrase the Jedi prophet Yoda, when 2005 years old ye shall be, ye should look this good. :cool:
Sammy_God
12-23-2004, 04:11 PM
merry sammymas!
Jesus Christ
12-23-2004, 05:12 PM
Those who live in a modern day Sodom should not be quick to blaspheme the Lord ;)
Ally_Kat
12-23-2004, 05:23 PM
Merry Christmas to all!
Hopefully for the day, there won't be any severe news around the world. One can hope.
blueturk
12-23-2004, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Merry Christmas to all!
Hopefully for the day, there won't be any severe news around the world. One can hope.
I second that emotion. Merry Christmas (or whatever your holiday is) to everyone!
Have a great Christmas everyone...
John Ashcroft
12-24-2004, 08:54 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday!
rustoffa
12-24-2004, 09:09 PM
Merry Christmas to The Front Line crew.
I'm gonna post here more after I finish the anarchist's handbook.
:D
SweetSecrets
12-24-2004, 10:21 PM
Jingle Bells..jingle bells..jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way....oh what fun it is to ride..in a one horsey open sleigh!
Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaawwww
Merry Christmas! Mississippi style (where Secrets is REALLY from)
ELVIS
12-25-2004, 12:16 AM
Merry Christmas !!
Everyone!
:elvis:
Nickdfresh
12-25-2004, 09:58 AM
December 25, 2004
THE CONFLICT IN IRAQ
Soldiers Rely on Cards and Company
By Louise Roug, Times Staff Writer
CAMP CALDWELL, Iraq — On a cold, clear night at this base about 70 miles east of Baghdad, the "Hollywood gang" sits down to play a game of spades, like thousands of soldiers before them. It's Christmas Eve, and the men of Bravo Company are celebrating by the light of diesel-fueled tiki torches.
They call them the Hollywood gang and their call sign is also "Hollywood," because these Army reservists hail from Southern California.
Only Spc. Winston Ahn actually lives anywhere close to Hollywood, in Koreatown. Sgt. 1st Class Donald Gaitan resides in Whittier, Capt. Joe Asher in Playa del Rey, Spc. George Young near Inglewood and Sgts. Ryan Schwartz and Tristan Besa in Riverside.
Hollywood, however, belongs to all Californians when they're thousands of miles from home, in a desert near the border with Iran.
They have come down to this base near the town of Balad Ruz to drop off Young, who was to go on leave the next day. The soldiers' time off is staggered. Young, 24, studies computer information systems at DeVry University in Long Beach when he's not in Iraq. On Christmas Day, he should be sitting on an airstrip, waiting for a flight. And that, he says, is just about the best present he could get.
At their regular post on a smaller base about 140 miles to the north, the troops serve as liaisons to the local population, traveling daily in Humvees to visit farmers and sheiks, Sunni and Shiite Muslim alike.
They build wells and vaccinate kids in one of the less volatile areas in Iraq. Even so, they have been shot at a few times and have also been the target of a roadside bombing attack.
On Christmas Eve, however, they are partying.
Before settling down to the card game, about a dozen men gather in the light between their housing on the base: rows of cargo containers like those one might see at the Port of Los Angeles.
Schwartz, who is replacing Young at the northern base near the town of Tuz Khurmatu, has picked up his guitar. He breaks into the Eagles classic "Hotel California" and his fellow soldiers sing along.
"He's our own little jukebox," Young says.
For a Christmas celebration among soldiers in Iraq, it's not too bad.
During their brief stay here, the members of Bravo Company 426 Civil Affairs Battalion are sharing the containers. Inside are bunk beds, metal lockers and a heating element. It's a little tight, but they don't seem to mind. When Young leaves, he'll clear out his corner of the container, taking home his beloved bedding.
His girlfriend sent him new sheets, and he brought a special pair of pajamas and pillows from home.
"People do whatever they can do to feel at home," he says.
Ahn, 27, sleeps in a saggy bed in the middle. When the door opens, he's the one who gets hit by the cold desert wind. But this is luxurious compared to their regular quarters at the smaller northern base known as Bernstein, where they live in bunkers, with only cold water for their morning showers.
Ahn, who sells car radios back home, serves as medic, driver, grenadier and linguist for the group. He also can impersonate movie stars, sometimes speaking with a perfect Scottish accent.
Since they got to Iraq three months ago, Ahn has been wearing a Lance Armstrong yellow rubber bracelet. His sister gave it to him just before he left. It has a double meaning, she told him: "Live Strong."
He misses his sister and the rest of his family. And his fiancee. He's bought a Webcam so they can all watch each other opening presents.
Schwartz, 29, is the least homesick of the men on the night before Christmas. At home, he is studying at Cal Poly Pomona to be a teacher. He had never traveled outside the U.S. before, and speaks thoughtfully about what he has seen in the last three months.
Being in Iraq, seeing poverty in some villages — "kids with no shoes. It's 40 degrees, and I'm wearing all my gear" — has also taught him about home.
"If we were home right now, we'd be inundated with ads and magazines," he says. He's glad to miss the holiday shopping.
"We're not going to have the big Christmas Day sale at PX here, which is OK," he says. "Maybe we don't need it."
Gaitan lives in another container. At 39, he's older than the others. He tolerates the antics of Besa, half his age. But then again, he's a teacher in Pico Rivera and used to being around youths.
"Well, doh," Besa calls out, as he slaps his cards on the table, taunting his opponent. "Bring it down. One more, baby, one more. Uhh, big dog, locking it up."
The Hollywood gang also includes Capt. Craig Bowser. But he's from Dallas. By the time the card game begins, he's gone to sleep in his container.
Asher, 32, teaches ROTC at the University of Southern California and has known Besa since he was 17.
Besa will turn 20 next week. He is nicknamed Tiffany, or Tiff, because he had to wear a purple robe in a meeting with a local sheik. He doesn't like the moniker.
"Aw, you already played that," he says when Asher teases him gently.
Tristan was driving recently when the team hit a roadside bomb. Although no one was seriously wounded, he's still a little shaken.
Asher is the group's motivator and the source of the tiki torches. He's also the provider of a "hot spot" for wireless Internet access that works best on the roof. He has been checking his holiday e-mail sitting there, overlooking the base.
Beyond the military barracks, there is open land, dotted with tiny villages. Farther east, the mountains herald the border with Iran.
The Hollywood gang is far from home — on the map and on the calendar.
But it's not too bad, Schwartz says, because at least they have each other.
Sometimes, the best cure for homesickness is a game of spades.
And sometimes, that's good enough.
Sarge's Little Helper
12-25-2004, 09:58 AM
December 25, 2004
THE CONFLICT IN IRAQ
Soldiers Rely on Cards and Company
By Louise Roug, Times Staff Writer
CAMP CALDWELL, Iraq — On a cold, clear night at this base about 70 miles east of Baghdad, the "Hollywood gang" sits down to play a game of spades, like thousands of soldiers before them. It's Christmas Eve, and the men of Bravo Company are celebrating by the light of diesel-fueled tiki torches.
They call them the Hollywood gang and their call sign is also "Hollywood," because these Army reservists hail from Southern California.
Only Spc. Winston Ahn actually lives anywhere close to Hollywood, in Koreatown. Sgt. 1st Class Donald Gaitan resides in Whittier, Capt. Joe Asher in Playa del Rey, Spc. George Young near Inglewood and Sgts. Ryan Schwartz and Tristan Besa in Riverside.
Hollywood, however, belongs to all Californians when they're thousands of miles from home, in a desert near the border with Iran.
They have come down to this base near the town of Balad Ruz to drop off Young, who was to go on leave the next day. The soldiers' time off is staggered. Young, 24, studies computer information systems at DeVry University in Long Beach when he's not in Iraq. On Christmas Day, he should be sitting on an airstrip, waiting for a flight. And that, he says, is just about the best present he could get.
At their regular post on a smaller base about 140 miles to the north, the troops serve as liaisons to the local population, traveling daily in Humvees to visit farmers and sheiks, Sunni and Shiite Muslim alike.
They build wells and vaccinate kids in one of the less volatile areas in Iraq. Even so, they have been shot at a few times and have also been the target of a roadside bombing attack.
On Christmas Eve, however, they are partying.
Before settling down to the card game, about a dozen men gather in the light between their housing on the base: rows of cargo containers like those one might see at the Port of Los Angeles.
Schwartz, who is replacing Young at the northern base near the town of Tuz Khurmatu, has picked up his guitar. He breaks into the Eagles classic "Hotel California" and his fellow soldiers sing along.
"He's our own little jukebox," Young says.
For a Christmas celebration among soldiers in Iraq, it's not too bad.
During their brief stay here, the members of Bravo Company 426 Civil Affairs Battalion are sharing the containers. Inside are bunk beds, metal lockers and a heating element. It's a little tight, but they don't seem to mind. When Young leaves, he'll clear out his corner of the container, taking home his beloved bedding.
His girlfriend sent him new sheets, and he brought a special pair of pajamas and pillows from home.
"People do whatever they can do to feel at home," he says.
Ahn, 27, sleeps in a saggy bed in the middle. When the door opens, he's the one who gets hit by the cold desert wind. But this is luxurious compared to their regular quarters at the smaller northern base known as Bernstein, where they live in bunkers, with only cold water for their morning showers.
Ahn, who sells car radios back home, serves as medic, driver, grenadier and linguist for the group. He also can impersonate movie stars, sometimes speaking with a perfect Scottish accent.
Since they got to Iraq three months ago, Ahn has been wearing a Lance Armstrong yellow rubber bracelet. His sister gave it to him just before he left. It has a double meaning, she told him: "Live Strong."
He misses his sister and the rest of his family. And his fiancee. He's bought a Webcam so they can all watch each other opening presents.
Schwartz, 29, is the least homesick of the men on the night before Christmas. At home, he is studying at Cal Poly Pomona to be a teacher. He had never traveled outside the U.S. before, and speaks thoughtfully about what he has seen in the last three months.
Being in Iraq, seeing poverty in some villages — "kids with no shoes. It's 40 degrees, and I'm wearing all my gear" — has also taught him about home.
"If we were home right now, we'd be inundated with ads and magazines," he says. He's glad to miss the holiday shopping.
"We're not going to have the big Christmas Day sale at PX here, which is OK," he says. "Maybe we don't need it."
Gaitan lives in another container. At 39, he's older than the others. He tolerates the antics of Besa, half his age. But then again, he's a teacher in Pico Rivera and used to being around youths.
"Well, doh," Besa calls out, as he slaps his cards on the table, taunting his opponent. "Bring it down. One more, baby, one more. Uhh, big dog, locking it up."
The Hollywood gang also includes Capt. Craig Bowser. But he's from Dallas. By the time the card game begins, he's gone to sleep in his container.
Asher, 32, teaches ROTC at the University of Southern California and has known Besa since he was 17.
Besa will turn 20 next week. He is nicknamed Tiffany, or Tiff, because he had to wear a purple robe in a meeting with a local sheik. He doesn't like the moniker.
"Aw, you already played that," he says when Asher teases him gently.
Tristan was driving recently when the team hit a roadside bomb. Although no one was seriously wounded, he's still a little shaken.
Asher is the group's motivator and the source of the tiki torches. He's also the provider of a "hot spot" for wireless Internet access that works best on the roof. He has been checking his holiday e-mail sitting there, overlooking the base.
Beyond the military barracks, there is open land, dotted with tiny villages. Farther east, the mountains herald the border with Iran.
The Hollywood gang is far from home — on the map and on the calendar.
But it's not too bad, Schwartz says, because at least they have each other.
Sometimes, the best cure for homesickness is a game of spades.
And sometimes, that's good enough.
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Nickdfresh
12-19-2005, 05:22 PM
Bump!
Warham
12-19-2005, 05:24 PM
Merry Christmas, Nicky!
;)
knuckleboner
12-19-2005, 06:30 PM
yes, but this year, let's try NOT sacrificing the virgins. more for the rest of us...
4moreyears
12-19-2005, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU OLD FRONTLINE FORUM!
http://207.136.67.23/film/7/2.08.04-r1.jpg
To all who post here, have a happy Christmas, Chanukah, New Year, Kwanza, Chinese New Year and so on...
Stay safe and warm! Cheers!:gulp: :guzzle: :bottle: :D
Thanks Nick, same to you. Also same to all the troops tthat sacrafice all to protect our country.
Hardrock69
12-20-2005, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Those who live in a modern day Sodom should not be quick to blaspheme the Lord ;)
LAFF LIKE HELL.....
Well, what is the 12th month of our calendar year without a little blasphemy here and there , eh?
Merry Christmas, Mister Hay-Zeus....
:cool:
Oh and put in a request for every man on this forum to have 72 virgins come to them courtesy of your Dad, so they can have one BIG FUCKING PARTY!!!
WOOOHOOO!!!!
PARTY!!!!!!
HR runs off to get another funnel and a fifth of bourbon.....
DLR'sCock
12-20-2005, 01:44 AM
Happy Tuesday!!!!
Jérôme Frenchise
12-20-2005, 01:51 AM
Kerry Mistress! :D
DrMaddVibe
12-21-2005, 06:35 AM
A Festivus for the rest of us!!!
Let the Airing of Grievences begin!
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
A Festivus for the rest of us!!!
Let the Airing of Grievences begin!
I guess that means every day is Festivus around here :D
http://www.crazygrrl.com/cards/card_pics/miracle.gif
DrMaddVibe
12-21-2005, 02:50 PM
Feats of Strength!!!
Nickdfresh
12-21-2005, 09:52 PM
Happy Christmas everyone.
Hope you had a great Winter Solstice...;)
I'm out for the holidays it seems...
http://www.cbrsd.org/nessacus/festivus/festivuslogo.gif http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/s156b.jpg http://riehlworld.net/david/archives/images/ralphie.jpg http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-216-5.jpg
Nickdfresh
12-25-2006, 08:48 AM
Bumpity-prrrump!!
Happy Saturnius!
http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Its_a_wonderful_life_stort.jpg
VanHalener
12-25-2006, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by 4moreyears
Thanks Nick, same to you. Also same to all the troops tthat sacrafice all to protect our country.
Steve Savicki
12-26-2006, 06:25 PM
Merry belated. Hope everyone's Christmas went well. :)
Nickdfresh
12-24-2007, 02:59 PM
Bump!
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1228/5374_0035.jpg
Merry necroposting! God Bless us, every one.
hideyoursheep
12-25-2007, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by FORD
God Bless us, every one.
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VanHalener
12-25-2007, 09:31 PM
It was a great day with family and friends. VanHalenette got me a USB turntable. OW!!! Hope you all had a nice Christmas.
As for this ass clown...
Originally posted by Sammy_God
merry sammymas!
I hope your lump of coal was big enough this year.
Prothro
12-25-2007, 09:46 PM
Happy Holidays from down South.....
Originally posted by FORD
Merry necroposting! God Bless us, every one.
I did not catch on until I saw Big Train's response.
Merry Christmas all...hope it was a good one.
Nickdfresh
12-22-2008, 11:13 PM
Bumpitty prrrrump bump!
jhale667
12-22-2008, 11:27 PM
Happy Holidays, everyone. :D
hideyoursheep
12-22-2008, 11:55 PM
Happy Holidays!
Make merry!
Even though you are all going straight to hell. :)
ODShowtime
12-23-2008, 07:25 AM
bubblehash to all and to all a good night
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Nickdfresh
12-20-2009, 05:16 PM
Bumps...
Nitro Express
12-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Sorry Figs! We'll find you a Winter Solstice Virgin to sacrifice!
I just want one to fuck.
standin
12-20-2009, 07:22 PM
May Mary be of your Christ Mass.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/4197360337_6a96021723.jpg
Sensible Shoes
12-20-2009, 10:12 PM
There are no possible fuckable male figures associated with Christmas. Just the way it is.
hideyoursheep
12-21-2009, 03:07 AM
There are no possible fuckable male figures associated with Christmas. Just the way it is.
Yet there are Ho's a-plenty!
Ho Ho HO!!!:hee:
Nitro Express
12-21-2009, 05:57 AM
There are no possible fuckable male figures associated with Christmas. Just the way it is.
Hey. It's not like I want to bone Mrs. Claus either. Gar probably would want to fuck all the elves though.
ULTRAMAN VH
12-21-2009, 09:02 AM
There are no possible fuckable male figures associated with Christmas. Just the way it is.
There is now, what's your number babe. Lets do lunch sometime.:sleazy-smiley:Just kidding Shoes! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Hey. It's not like I want to bone Mrs. Claus either. Gar probably would want to fuck all the elves though.
Nah, he just wants the little gay dude who wanted to be a dentist. :biggrin:
http://urbanlegendsonline.com/images/hermie.jpg
Hardrock69
12-21-2009, 02:48 PM
There are no possible fuckable male figures associated with Christmas. Just the way it is.
Huh? You mean you don't find Jesus "hot"? :biggrin:
Hardrock69
12-21-2009, 02:48 PM
By the way, Happy Everything, Everybody! :D
Huh? You mean you don't find Jesus "hot"? :biggrin:
Well, He has been working out.......
http://christthetruth.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/macho-jesus.jpg
Sensible Shoes
12-21-2009, 03:27 PM
Huh? You mean you don't find Jesus "hot"? :biggrin:
I thought Ted Neely was very hot in Jesus Christ Superstar back when, but I have since learned that it was just a movie.
Angel
12-22-2009, 08:10 AM
Hey Shoes, I just saw Neely in Superstar recently - the guy looks fucking amazing!!!!
Angel
12-22-2009, 08:11 AM
Oh & Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
Seshmeister
12-22-2009, 09:15 AM
http://www.mofahaimages.com/b3ta/relaxingneckmassage.gif
Rodney King
12-22-2009, 11:52 AM
Oh & Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
Yo, All I want for Christmas is a saggy ass tit!
ELVIS
12-22-2009, 02:29 PM
Can't we just all get along ??
Can't we all just smoke a bong?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_jzOMg7sMNyQ/R3Qs7iV9utI/AAAAAAAADZ8/FOPo2WLuuIc/s512/DSC03804.JPG http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rKx5xQpIeqM/Swa6787GIwI/AAAAAAAAAjE/feECpDVpjYU/s320/ChristmasPipe.jpg
Nitro Express
12-22-2009, 03:13 PM
Huh? You mean you don't find Jesus "hot"? :biggrin:
The Christmas christ is a new born infant. Man you are sick!:barf:
GO-SPURS-GO
12-22-2009, 03:27 PM
Oh & Merry Christmas everyone!!!!
And Merry Christmas to you too! :)
GO-SPURS-GO
12-22-2009, 03:30 PM
http://www.mofahaimages.com/b3ta/relaxingneckmassage.gif
:headlights: Man, where was stuff like this when I used to trip on A? :biggrin:
Sensible Shoes
12-22-2009, 06:43 PM
How bout something a little nicer.
Seshmeister
12-22-2009, 10:25 PM
Too untidy. :)
hideyoursheep
12-23-2009, 06:41 AM
'Tis the season to pad post count
Fa la la la la..la la la Fag.:tongue0011:
Sensible Shoes
12-23-2009, 08:40 AM
Too untidy. :)
Hey this house is all about untidy. ANd unclean and I cannot wait to get my own place again.
I am so not in the spirit...but I tell ya...the three year old is coming out of his skin.
It will be a blast watching him.
Have a good one everyone....
Seshmeister
12-23-2009, 11:28 AM
Huh? You mean you don't find Jesus "hot"? :biggrin:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee43/Seshmeister/jhung.jpg
Nickdfresh
12-23-2009, 11:32 AM
LOL It took a second to get that. :)
Angel
01-20-2010, 05:51 PM
Yo, All I want for Christmas is a saggy ass tit!
That saggy ass tit as you call it was a homage to a friend of mine. It was the picture she had taken the day before her mastectomy....
I'm sure she would LOVE to have that tit back as opposed to the scars that remain where a beautiful breast once sat.
Nickdfresh
12-24-2010, 09:23 AM
Bump! I celebrated Festivus this year!
Nickdfresh
12-23-2011, 06:09 AM
Bump for Chanukah.
Nickdfresh
12-24-2011, 12:12 PM
http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m478/soren7550/Motivational%20Posters/yay-1.jpg
Dr. Love
12-24-2011, 02:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJAxRVeKnTE
Seshmeister
12-24-2011, 07:05 PM
http://brianedwards.co.uk/b3ta/seasonsgreetings.gif
kwame k
12-24-2011, 09:27 PM
Happy Winter Solstice Season:)
Bitches:beers8:
Sensible Shoes
12-25-2011, 02:29 PM
Merry Christmas people, and a day filled with libations and lots of presents!
Nickdfresh
12-23-2012, 11:11 AM
Holiday bump! :xmastree:
Kristy
12-23-2012, 08:21 PM
Eh, fuck Christmas. The gheyest holiday in the history of mankind: a consumerism of greed and false hope and all of you buy into like the bubonic plague carrying lemmings you truly are. Therefore, I would love for you cretins to not get what you want this year (or any year) and that it is nothing but a miserable time. May your GMO-fed turkey be cold and full of salmonella and your presents broken, made in China and unreturnable.
Nickdfresh
12-23-2012, 08:31 PM
It's only ghey if you let it be ghey. There are plenty of people out there than do not run out and buy gifts for everyone (and in turn expect a gift from everyone) and that simply enjoy the holiday for what it is-either a Winter Solstice festival or the birth of our Newborn King, and a time to spend with friends and family. One thing that both sides might agree upon is how fucking silly it is that the chain stores have now stooped so low they now entice people to come out and shop with their largely fake promo "door-busters" on a family holiday like Thanksgiving...
Kristy
12-23-2012, 08:38 PM
Wrong, Wiki boy. Christmas is a bland consumerism gone amok nothing more and that will always be ghey. So when you all gather around your Chinese made Christmas tree pretending that you all like each other (with the aid of alcohol) exchanging your Chinese sweat shop slave labor gifts just remember it's all a front more plastic than Vegas.
When I become dictator of this corrosive nation Christmas will be the first holiday to be abolished; people will have to learn to love each other the other 364 days of the year.
Angel
12-23-2012, 09:02 PM
Eh, fuck Christmas. The gheyest holiday in the history of mankind: a consumerism of greed and false hope and all of you buy into like the bubonic plague carrying lemmings you truly are. Therefore, I would love for you cretins to not get what you want this year (or any year) and that it is nothing but a miserable time. May your GMO-fed turkey be cold and full of salmonella and your presents broken, made in China and unreturnable.
Hey you stupid anorexic AIDS-Infected scum-sucking bottom feeder! The only thing I want for Xmas is to hear that my brother is going to survive another fucking year, you low-life piece of fucking shit. Don't assume that everyone is like you and hoping for a Lexus from the first banker that will pee in our mouths. Do us all a favour and post some cock pictures and use the n word...PLEASE!!! :mad:
Kristy
12-23-2012, 09:04 PM
I can see why you are on antidepressants.
fraroc
12-23-2012, 09:05 PM
Hey you stupid anorexic AIDS-Infected scum-sucking bottom feeder! The only thing I want for Xmas is to hear that my brother is going to survive another fucking year, you low-life piece of fucking shit. Don't assume that everyone is like you and hoping for a Lexus from the first banker that will pee in our mouths. Do us all a favour and post some cock pictures and use the n word...PLEASE!!! :mad:
I saw this comment in the "new posts" section and I didn't even have to guess who it was for.
Dear Kristy
9314
With love, Francesco.
Kristy
12-23-2012, 09:07 PM
Hey, enjoy your superficial holiday. Truth is, there is nothing "merry" about it.
Angel
12-23-2012, 09:13 PM
I can see why you are on antidepressants.
You're so wrong you dumb fucking whore. Vitamin D is not an anti-depressant....go back on your meds, ya lousy piece of trailer trash.
Angel
12-23-2012, 09:17 PM
Hey, enjoy your superficial holiday. Truth is, there is nothing "merry" about it.
Most years I agree with you, and am the biggest scrooge around. That's because most years I'm far from family...too bad all your family members already told you to stay the fuck out of their lives. You would realize it has fuck all to do with presents...it's all about spending time with people who love you. Enjoy your lonesome self that you've created. Do us all a favour and take one too many valium with your rum and egg nog this year.
Kristy
12-23-2012, 09:20 PM
Here, my Christmas present to you
http://www.themalaysiantimes.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/menopause-support.gif
Kristy
12-23-2012, 09:47 PM
Nice gift
NaughtiGirl from Jeff Consiglio on Vimeo.
Angel
12-23-2012, 10:46 PM
Here, my Christmas present to you
http://www.themalaysiantimes.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/menopause-support.gif
Too late, bitch. And not very original...
fraroc
12-23-2012, 11:13 PM
Krusty still has one family member she talks to on a monthly basis, her dear Aunty Flo.
Nickdfresh
12-24-2012, 06:40 AM
I can see why you are on antidepressants.
I can't see why you're not. Have fun with your Christmas anal...
Nickdfresh
12-24-2012, 07:11 AM
And now a nice scene from a heartwarming, holiday classic... :)
Zing!
12-24-2012, 07:24 AM
Wow. Another thread derailed - and not very cleverly at that. Know what I'd like for X-mas?
A ban.
mh5150
12-24-2012, 07:46 AM
Its Xmas why can't we all get along ?
If she can't play nice than BAN her from the sand box!!!!
vandeleur
12-24-2012, 07:54 AM
a ban seems harsh , ignore her if it bothers people .
And I agree with angel , xmas isnt about presents at least not for adults .Its about spending a bit of time with people you hold dear , both family and friends and a bit of spunking all your money on ya rug rats :D
Va Beach VH Fan
12-24-2012, 09:48 AM
Its Xmas why can't we all get along ?
If she can't play nice than BAN her from the sand box!!!!
Please tell me what rule she is breaking, and I will gladly whack her....
If being a nuisance was a cause for banning, we'd have like 7 people left....
vandeleur
12-24-2012, 09:52 AM
7 your bring generous , it must be the time of year :D
katina
12-24-2012, 10:00 AM
Seasons Greetings Roth Army, have a wonderful and peaceful time with your loved ones :santahat:
http://www.supercoolpets.com/pictues/Dog%20Cat%20Waiting%20for%20Santa.jpg
So this is love
12-24-2012, 10:02 AM
Merry Christmas to all of you and your families and I hope we have an 8-pack from VH in a not so distant future.....:happy0004:
78/84 guy
12-24-2012, 10:04 AM
Ho Ho Ho ! No Kristy I'm not talkin' bout you.
DLR Bridge
12-24-2012, 11:29 AM
During this chaotic and exhausting time of year, nothing ever warms my heart quite like watching my girls get bonkers with excitement in anticipation of the big day. This year, I will enjoy it all over again, but with an extremely heavy heart for the affected families of Connecticut. Life is fragile, fleeting and often, unfair. All the more reason to enjoy holidays like this to the fullest with our families and loved ones.
May everyone here (my extended family!) have a safe and Merry Christmas.
DONNIEP
12-24-2012, 11:38 AM
Merry Christmas mofos!!! Time to kick back with family - for as long as you can stand them - and friends and watch the kids unwrap presents. Do yourselves a favor and mix up a coupla Black Velvets and enjoy the day :)
Kristy
12-24-2012, 11:53 AM
Ho Ho Ho ! No Kristy I'm not talkin' bout you.
Good. I want no part of your lame holiday.
sadaist
12-24-2012, 01:14 PM
You're so wrong you dumb fucking whore. Vitamin D is not an anti-depressant.....
i just drink milk that is fortified with D. I think all milk is in fact. Weird.
Anyways, merry Christmas to everyone. I see some old names in this thread that haven't posted in a while & would be great if they were here with us.
PETE'S BROTHER
12-24-2012, 01:19 PM
when is christmas this year?:wreath:
9315
Zing!
12-24-2012, 03:46 PM
Happy Festivus Roth Army!
envy_me
12-24-2012, 04:07 PM
Merry christmas to you who celebrate it. And to you who don't: have a great day anyway.
If you're gonna over consume at any time in your life, do it this year.
lesfunk
12-24-2012, 04:29 PM
Aaarf!
envy_me
12-24-2012, 04:35 PM
Here is a present, from me to you, a beautiful song :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pFX2AIsb78
Angel
12-24-2012, 04:45 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm flying home at 5 am. Expect to hear from me every layover, lol
vandeleur
12-24-2012, 04:52 PM
Merry Xmas everyone have a good day tomorrow and if you can't love the one your with pretend a little :D
ELVIS
12-24-2012, 05:53 PM
Merry Christmas everyone !!
http://merzantique.com/images/uploads/big22/THE-ONLY-KNOWN-ENGRAVED-MODEL-1889-MARLIN-JM301-3b.jpg
:elvis:
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 06:24 PM
Eh, fuck Christmas. The gheyest holiday in the history of mankind: a consumerism of greed and false hope and all of you buy into like the bubonic plague carrying lemmings you truly are. Therefore, I would love for you cretins to not get what you want this year (or any year) and that it is nothing but a miserable time. May your GMO-fed turkey be cold and full of salmonella and your presents broken, made in China and unreturnable.
:lmao:
Your life must be so miserable.
My guess is WE are the only ones left that will even speak to you.
:gulp:
Cheers, Gunt.
Kristy
12-24-2012, 06:32 PM
Nowhere near as miserable as being F A T, unemployed, a failed musician and hopefully being sued for intellectual copyright infringement.
Go fuck yourself, you F A T cunt.
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 06:34 PM
I'm quite happy, thanks for asking.
I have a great business, another wonderful job on the side, a fantastic girlfriend, great friends, and my kids are healthy and productive young adults.
I have much to be grateful for.
:gulp:
Your misery even makes me smile......
Kristy
12-24-2012, 06:39 PM
I'm quite happy, thanks for asking...
But you're still a F A T cunt.
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 06:40 PM
But you're still a F A T cunt.
And you're still a miserable H O O K E R
:gulp:
Kristy
12-24-2012, 06:45 PM
And you're still a miserable H O O K E R
:gulp:
Yeeeeeeaaaah, ok...and Mothra is my pimp you gullible F A T fuck.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSvJxas-MjJdFtOE8QevizfNheCZs8E_E62PwWpTO-xAKXAd86Ug
Do society a favor and suffer a stroke.
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 06:49 PM
:lmao:
Slow time of year for you, I bet. Married guys tend to stay home around the holidays.
It'll pick up, Trixie.
fraroc
12-24-2012, 06:51 PM
Lets get every single "failed musician" and "faux-metal 80s hair band" together to all play "Kristy is a big fat stupid bitch" in D minor.
(sung to the tune of Kyles Mom is a Bitch)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hXgAYku2PA
Kristy
12-24-2012, 06:54 PM
:lmao:
Slow time of year for you, I bet. Married guys tend to stay home around the holidays.
It'll pick up, Trixie.
Strange, most F A T fucks suffer strokes or heart attacks this time of year. Maybe you'll get adult onset diabetes for Christmas this year.
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 06:56 PM
Strange, most F A T fucks suffer strokes or heart attacks this time of year. Maybe you'll get adult onset diabetes for Christmas this year.
No, but I did get a nice bottle of Crown Royal and some new leather gloves.
:gulp:
Maybe you'll get another STD for New Year's!!!
Kristy
12-24-2012, 07:02 PM
Good. Maybe you can strangle yourself with them. Hopefully after your cirrhotic liver explodes.
LoungeMachine
12-24-2012, 07:04 PM
:lmao:
Blaze
12-24-2012, 07:26 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_HQfGEdml9Y/UNjxc_1pftI/AAAAAAAA_Ic/UVfYPYkPW18/s550/055.JPG
mh5150
12-24-2012, 08:20 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/25/4a3ezyzy.jpg
philouze
12-24-2012, 08:26 PM
Merry Christmas to everybody here at the Rotharmy.
Now that you've opened your presents, are u down for the DP???
philouze
12-24-2012, 08:27 PM
Aaarf!
Sick!!!
Here Fido..
Kristy
12-24-2012, 08:49 PM
People open presents..?
sonrisa salvaje
12-24-2012, 09:40 PM
It's beggining to look a lot like fuck this.
DONNIEP
12-24-2012, 09:51 PM
Check out what Santa Zing just delivered:
http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/36EBACE4-4F9A-4267-ADEA-A3FA0235004C-3058-0000020F0393B5B2.jpg
How freaking cool is this??? It's hanging in what used to be Bootleg Central. I've renamed it the Roth Army Recording Studio - just as it should be :)
Blaze
12-24-2012, 10:44 PM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6159900_700b.jpg
Kristy
12-24-2012, 10:57 PM
Apparently, a ghost came by, said he would bring two of his buddies with him before the night was over. I told him to "get the fuck out of my house!" and that I'd threaten to shoot him within my legal rights.
Same goes for his douchebag buddies as well.
Hardrock69
12-25-2012, 12:23 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone! :yo:
SunisinuS
12-25-2012, 01:42 AM
Happy Things with Woolen Mittens and Mulled Wine!
vandeleur
12-25-2012, 01:45 AM
Man it's 6.30 am here, I must have the sleepiest kids ever . I was up hours before this when I was their age .
Get up , am sure their up before this when I have a hangover :biggrin:
Hardrock69
12-25-2012, 01:54 AM
Apparently, a ghost came by, said he would bring two of his buddies with him before the night was over. I told him to "get the fuck out of my house!" and that I'd threaten to shoot him within my legal rights.
Same goes for his douchebag buddies as well.
No shit. Don't want them showing you shit like tombstones with your name on it, and little starving muffukkaz in the hood talkin' 'bout "Gaw bless us every one..." and shit......
Ah tell them spirit muffukkaz git the fuck back to hell afo' I send my demons after they ass!!!!! :yo:
ELVIS
12-25-2012, 02:03 AM
Softcock and Krusty sitting in a tree...
A P P A L L I N G...
Merry Christmas from Mike Malloy, radio gumshoe......
ELVIS
12-25-2012, 08:58 AM
Merry Christmas to Mike, FORD and Dr. Creepy's other two fans...
:elvis:
BigBadBrian
12-25-2012, 09:27 AM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk122/FBC_CYN/NativityScene_03.jpg
Kristy
12-25-2012, 11:29 AM
That was pretty ghey, BrainDeadBrian
Nickdfresh
12-25-2012, 11:35 AM
People open presents..?
So how was Christmas Eve on the computer? :)
I bet even you must get sick of your hipster douchebaggery once in a while? But maybe someday you'll find your flannel-shirt wearing, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking dream boat who can find your clit and you'll be able to smile again--until he smartens up and runs as fast as he can...
Kristy
12-25-2012, 11:37 AM
So how was Christmas Eve on the computer? :)
Much better than spending Christmas Day mewling over Wiki pages.
Nickdfresh
12-25-2012, 02:24 PM
Nope. I was reading your Skankapedia, which you're turning this place into...
Kristy
12-25-2012, 03:20 PM
Did you read that off Wiki, too?
Va Beach VH Fan
12-25-2012, 05:52 PM
It's not the presents that make Christmas so special. It's the presence of those you love wether they are with you in person, or spirit.— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) December 25, 2012
Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) December 25, 2012
Kristy
12-25-2012, 08:21 PM
Great. Now Eddie's mocking me.
Hardrock69
12-25-2012, 08:53 PM
Same goes to Ed, man. I wish him the best!
Hardrock69
12-25-2012, 08:54 PM
Nice thought Brian. Appreciate it.
MY Son Todd Would Like To Wish Everyone Here A Very Merry Xmas and Safe Holidays.Due To A Broken Lap-Top From A Stripper Named Candy He Cant Post.:D
Hardrock69
12-25-2012, 09:39 PM
Lol. Merry Xmas to him too! ;)
Zing!
12-25-2012, 09:41 PM
and to Candy the stripper...
vandeleur
12-25-2012, 09:44 PM
Merry Xmas candy :D
TJMKID
12-25-2012, 09:44 PM
Just a weird side note --- this is the first year in a long time I can recall with no holiday-themed movies being released?
I actually laughed at certain scenes in "Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas", but that's not a family movie by any stretch.
What happened to quality Christmas movies like "Home Alone" and "Elf" coming out every year?
ELVIS
12-26-2012, 12:20 AM
Shootings are the new christmas...
Hug a politician...
ELVIS
12-26-2012, 12:49 AM
http://moaablogs.org/spouse/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/santa.jpg
Ho ho ho!
Santa would like to tell you all about something very naughty, something very, very naughty indeed. Dear children, have you not heard? Why, 9/11 was an inside job! Oh, ho, ho, my, yes it was!
I mean, look at the facts, boys and girls! We already know the Bush administration was itching to go to war in Iraq, now, don't we? Yes, indeed we do, my darling ones! The Downing Street memo proves that beyond a shadow of a doubt. Then you look at the Presidential Daily Briefing of Aug. 6, 2001, the one headlined "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S." Ignored! Why, children, they threw that briefing aside like used wrapping paper on Christmas morning, didn't they?
And remember, sweet little ones, Bin Laden never claimed responsibility for the attacks until 2004. Do you know how many years that is, boys and girls? Something was up the government's sleeve, and I'll let you in on a little secret: It wasn't sugar plums, oh, no! No, it was the ties between the bin Laden and Bush families. They've been under the mistletoe for decades, if you catch your old pal Kris Kringle's meaning! I've checked my list twice, and it seems Arbusto Energy, a Bush business, had financial connections to Salem bin Laden, half-brother of Osama. The CIA actually helped create and fund al-Qaeda right around the time Bush Senior was the agency’s director—ho, ho, ho, ol' H.W. stuffed their pockets as fat as a Christmas goose!
Now, as for the towers themselves: The type of steel they used melts at a temperature of about 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit, and as I'm sure all you smart little boys and girls know, jet fuel burns at 1,500 degrees, tops. My darlings, you'd need quite a Yule log to create that extra 1,200 degrees, wouldn't you? Oh, what a glorious sight it would be!
Of course, you do know what they found in the Ground Zero debris, don't you? Would you like St. Nicholas to tell you? Well, then, hop up on his lap and I'll whisper it in your ear: traces of nano-thermite. Does that jingle any bells upstairs? Nano-thermite is an explosive compound, children, capable of making the biggest Christmas cracker you ever saw! So what in the name of Donner and Blitzen was it doing in the world's largest banking complex? Was Lehman Brothers or one of the insurance companies stockpiling explosives? No, children. You find nano-thermite where there's been a controlled demolition. Ever see a controlled demolition, little ones? That's where the whole building plummets straight downward like a plumb bob and every floor is destroyed. Even if the building is struck in the middle.
Oh, dear, perhaps ol' Santa has just gone a little nutty in the head, like dear Mrs. Claus repeatedly likes to claim! Perhaps, much like Mrs. Claus, Santa would be better off pretending the facts don't exist. But you believe, don't you, children? You believe in Santa's theory.
Now, I'm not saying the hijackers weren't naughty. They were very, very naughty indeed. But if you want to really talk naughty, there's not enough coal in Santa's sack for a government that throws its own citizens under the sleigh just to gain political power.
Ho, ho, ho, so many questions dance through Santa's head! What about the six eyewitnesses who saw a low-flying jet immediately after Flight 93 crashed in Shanksville, children? Why was debris from the flight found miles away from the crash site? And why did the BBC incorrectly report that 7 World Trade Center had collapsed moments before it actually did? Talk about a snow job, eh, young ones? Why, it's a veritable winter wonderland!
Perhaps this Christmas, Santa will bring some of you very well-behaved—and discreet—young children some nice, shiny new computers to play with, so you can go to 911truth.org, watch Loose Change on YouTube, and see for yourselves. Because if you ask Santa, the truth needs to come out in order to properly honor the memory of the victims and awaken a duped populace, slumbering away in their cozy beds, living in dreamland. We can close our eyes and drink the government eggnog, or we can raise our voices and demand to know what really happened. Isn't that right, boys and girls?
Well, I've still got a lot of toys to build before Christmas Eve, my little ones, but I'll be visiting you all very soon—ho, ho, ho, that is if I'm not jailed as an enemy combatant for asking simple questions!
Because that's what they fucking do, you know.
:elvis:
So this is love
12-26-2012, 01:10 AM
It's not the presents that make Christmas so special. It's the presence of those you love wether they are with you in person, or spirit.— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) December 25, 2012
Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!— Eddie Van Halen (@eddievanhalen) December 25, 2012
All the best to Ed............Merry Christmas
Sensible Shoes
12-26-2012, 10:59 PM
Merry Belated Christmas. A lovely time with friends on Christmas Eve - we threw a martini party with snacks and desserts. Gave lots more presents than received that night - I like it better that way!. Another great dinner with filet and lobster at another friend's yesterday - wonderful hospitality. The loot acquired - two pairs of silver earrings, a DVD of Westminster (the greatest gift I got!) a big blanket with dogs on it - a bottle of limoncello and a Beleek collector's bell.
On to New Year's traditions - Anybody heard of "the peppermint pig"? Or the bayberry candle burned "from wick to socket brings prosperity, good health and gold in the pocket."?
Nickdfresh
12-24-2013, 10:51 PM
And still have one, you fuckers!
sadaist
12-25-2013, 12:41 AM
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope it's great. Perhaps next Christmas we will be listening to new Van Halen.
Kristy
12-25-2013, 01:40 AM
Nothing merry about it.
ELVIS
12-25-2013, 09:22 AM
Ran out of government spy weed ??
DLR Bridge
12-25-2013, 10:39 AM
Merry Christmas ervrabody. I need a nap.
Nickdfresh
12-25-2013, 11:12 AM
Nothing merry about it.
http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/1212_grumpy_cat/grumpy_cat_christmas_2.jpg
vandeleur
12-25-2013, 11:25 AM
All the best people hope your having a good one
katina
12-25-2013, 01:56 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope it's great. Perhaps next Christmas we will be listening to new Van Halen.
I wish that in the meantime, they will be playing some shows.
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