New Year's Resolutions!!!

[Cathedral]

So.......anyone working on any New Year's Resolutions yet?

Mine will be same as always...No resolutions, that way i don't fail at anything by making STUPID fucking promises to myself that I KNOW i won't keep, he he...

Have a Rothin Merry Holidays, folks!

[ashstralia]

hey cathedral,
we saw there has been
a bit of snow in your
neck of the woods...
stay safe, man.

my yearly res is simple.
this time next year
i wanna be a better
musician, and hopefully
a better human too!

[Cathedral]

I haven't seen snow like this since the late 70's, and that was pretty bad back then.
Other than the fact that the condo association dropped the ball on snow removal, things are pretty good here.
We live on the top of the hill so coming and going was impossible for 2 days.
Thank God i stocked up on groceries or we would have been fucked.

[Phil theStalker]

for 2005: Help flappo own more peeps

[Coyote]

I'll just be preparing for the summertime by working out a little.

[ODShowtime]

I may have to endeavor to completely stop smoking. No more "I'll have one when I'm drunk" bullshit. I have to decide though because this shit is serious.

[Don Corleone]

My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.


Uh oh! Go easy Don........keep Al and Luca on a short leash!

[LoungeMachine]

I resolve to not let snot nose brats like Marlowe1, WayneL, and McCarrens wreck my enjoyment of the forums.


this should last 'til Jan. 4th. at best

[julia]

to do in 2005: have more sex

[Carmine]

Originally posted by julia
to do in 2005: have more sex




;) :D

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by julia
to do in 2005: have more sex

win the superbowl too Julia

[julia]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
win the superbowl too Julia

I know that will happen

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
for 2005: Help flappo own more peeps

you are aware, of course,
that this makes you
sound like a pathetic
sycophantic lickspittle
lap dog, yeah?

[Mike-adeth]

my new years resolution is to get into university

[Vivian Campbell]

To put on my pants, one leg at a time.

[DLR7884]

Mine is to quit quitting smoking.

DLR7884
I hate quitters.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by ashstralia
pathetic
sycophantic lickspittle
lap dog

say that three times
really fast.
hehehehehh

[NightProwler]

phildo and his boy flappo should resolve to find a cure for aids in 2005, before it kills them!

[Antman]

Gonna try to eat better and exercise more. I'm not overweight but could lose the Holiday pounds and gotta watch that nasty cholesterol. It's not really a resolution, but the doctor's orders.

[Matt White]

I'm gonna quit smoking and drop 20 pounds.

[alexpgrimes]

I'm gonna try to let my oldest son make it to his 18th birthday....lol

[Northern Girl]

To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

Use the word “climax” more often.

Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

To eat more antioxidants.


It’s going to be a busy year !!

[twonabomber]

no resolutions for me. "i live my life like there's no tomorrow..."

[twonabomber]

wait, i thought of one.

this is the year i finally get to fuck "Sugar Britches."

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

Use the word “climax” more often.

Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

To eat more antioxidants.


It’s going to be a busy year !!


some good ones here, NG. :D

I was in a video store once and went into "the back room" where the porn was kept and when I opened the door to go back there, the door fell off the hinges and slammed onto the floor...everyone in the store turned and looked at me....after that "outing", nothing embarrasses me! :D

[Dan]

No more phone sex.

Wanking in the shower.

Put on some weight.

Cut down on drinking.

Stop being a asshole.

That's it for now.

[Little_Skittles]

guys so worried about their weight lol not one girl yet has posted that she wants to lose weight hahahah. Mine is to go to state in softball and volleyball and work on my sixpack!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
No more phone sex.



But you PROMISED!!! :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
But you PROMISED!!! :D

O.k,maybe just your number.LOL

[G-FORCE]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What can I say...I see flapping tits...and it's over...

[CROWBAR]

Speak up gat dammit

[MAX]

Nice list Dan,



Originally posted by Dan
No more phone sex.

Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there. :(


Wanking in the shower.

NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D


Put on some weight.

Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there. :)


Cut down on drinking.

NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers. :(


Stop being a asshole.

Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad. ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by MAX
Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there. :(

I'm drunk, so what the hell? LOL!!!

I wanna rephrase that.

The ONLY phone sex pardner that I've EVER truly and honestly enjoyed it with put an end to it. Hence, no mas for me.

[MAX]

My New Years Resolution is to talk to DG after she drinks a DR. Pepper. I'm dying to hear her burp with that stellar voice she has. :D I'll bet it's adorable.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Nice list Dan,




Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there. :(



NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy. :D



Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there. :)



NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers. :(



Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad. ;)

Thanks Max,How's my friend Seenbad these days?

[diamondsgirl]

I already fucked up on one of my resolutions.

I was planning on eating less junk food and I just had Crackerjacks for breakfast. :(

[SweetSecrets]

Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

7) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

[SweetSecrets]

Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

[SweetSecrets]

oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!

No, that deserves to be read twice. He's a lucky guy. And vice versa, I'm sure. Congrats, you two. :)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.


the first half of your post makes me want to cry.

the second half makes me smile.

[academic punk]

I want to start writing more seriously. Even if it's just keeping up a diary, it's something that I have some ability at, and I feel better about mysef when I do it. It's a healthy exercise for me to keep up with.

I want to spend more time with my grandmother and my family. I was really poor in that regard this past year (workworkworkworkwork), and it's something that I also am happier for when I do it. (and it makes them happy too)

Also, to be more diligent with cleaning my damn apartment! Some old guy who lived on my block had actually been murdered in his apartment this past year (yes, living in NYC is a LOVELY thing), and apparently when the police were investigating, they were unsure if his place was in the state it was in because of a struggle or the poor fella just lived that way. When I heard that, all I thought was, "Sounds like me!" Not a good sign.

oh, and folks, take it from me. avoid the phone sex. you're better off without it.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Well.....

1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).


My News Year's resolution is to make sure all of Mary Frances's New Years Resolution's come true ! :)

How can I not be humbled after reading that ?? You rock Darling !!
I could promise to treat you like a princess, but you already know
that will happen. I promise to love you unconditionally. Forever.

I loved 2004, it was the year I met you, I love 2005 as its the year
we will be together for good. Love you Babe !!!

Peace and Love for all the Army posters in 2005 !!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

Use the word “climax” more often.

Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

To eat more antioxidants.


BTW, can any teachers out there help me out with #4?

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

1 Live it up
2 Quit My Job
3 Tell the boss to go to hell

[academic punk]

Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
1 Live it up
2 Quit My Job
3 Tell the boss to go to hell


are you complaining? are you drowning?

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
BTW, can any teachers out there help me out with #4?

Northern Girl....

I am a teacher.


You use "effect" when you are talking about it as a noun, such as, "The effect of the tsunami was astounding." or, "What will be the effect of this year's climate change on our environment?"

You use affect in the other way...... "What will affect the outcome?"

[Rikk]

I vow to be an even meaner son of a bitch than I have been the last year.

Happy New Year.:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Work MORE, Play LESS and Get RICH!

[Nickdfresh]

To get drunk more often and to get more PUSSY.

Awe hell, I could just combine the two!

[jojo2371]

new years resolution for me is to drink less ,get in better shape and try not be so bitter over the woman i still madly love has married someone else

[julia]

Originally posted by jojo2371
new years resolution for me is to drink less ,get in better shape and try not be so bitter over the woman i still madly love has married someone else

poor baby don't be bitter

[aesop]

Mine was to quit swearing so God Damn Fucking much...

...I'll update all you fuckers on how it goes

[MAX]

Originally posted by aesop
Mine was to quit swearing so God Damn Fucking much...

...I'll update all you fuckers on how it goes

Man,

You took the swearing shit from last night seriously, eh? ;) :D

[aesop]

Originally posted by MAX
Man,

You took the swearing shit from last night seriously, eh? ;) :D

Heh heh

I fall hard...

[MAX]

Originally posted by aesop
Heh heh

I fall hard...

I knew you were a good guy. :)

[Rikk]

You two gonna get a room?;)

[aesop]

Originally posted by MAX
I knew you were a good guy. :)

That makes one of us...

Damn I didn't use fuck in that sentence...

...There may be hope yet

[aesop]

Originally posted by Rikk
You two gonna get a room?;)

You like photography? Eh?
whooooaaaa....whoooaaa...
CANDID? CANDID photography?

[MAX]

Originally posted by aesop
That makes one of us...

Damn I didn't use fuck in that sentence...

...There may be hope yet


LOL!!!

Congrats regarding your fucking Steelers. Fucking 15-1!!!!!

Both fucking stellar and impressive.

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Rikk
You two gonna get a room?;)

Only if I can come too. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Only if I can come too. :D

Uh uh. You and I have a room of our own!!;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Congrats regarding your fucking Steelers. Fucking 15-1!!!!!

This could be the year. God, the STEELERS are great.:)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by aesop
You like photography? Eh?
whooooaaaa....whoooaaa...
CANDID? CANDID photography?

LMFAO!

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/nudge2.jpg

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Only if I can come too. :D

hmmmm...
I think Max is cool and all, but I'm not sure that will work out for the best...

...Maybe if you bring a friend?

[aesop]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/nudge2.jpg

:)

Makes me want to get an Amber Bock and fire up the old DVD player...

...Good-day Bruce!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Only if I can come too. :D

You misspelled cum. LOL!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by aesop
:)

Makes me want to get an Amber Bock and fire up the old DVD player...

...Good-day Bruce!

Oh yes.

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/gumby.gif

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
...Maybe if you bring a friend?

For which one of you?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
For which one of you?


Don't expect too much from me cos the best I'll ever be is just like you, a human being.

Just bring a smile for me. :D

You rock and I thank you for your friendship.

[Northern Girl]

Jamie, you're giving me a complex. I scared you off again. I KNEW you couldn't handle me. ;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Don't expect too much from me cos the best I'll ever be is just like you, a human being.

:confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
:confused:

Just singing.......

We are both going to do well in 2005. I promise. :)

[LoungeMachine]

GAY THREAD ALERT


AOOOOOOGA

[LoungeMachine]

Maxi,

Have those charges been dropped finally?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
GAY THREAD ALERT


AOOOOOOGA


Max gets a little lovey-dovey late at night. :)

[aesop]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
GAY THREAD ALERT


AOOOOOOGA

LOL!

>>Insert mandatory New Year's Eve resolutions here to keep Gaydar alerts from sounding<<

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
LOL!

>>Insert mandatory New Year's Eve resolutions here to keep Gaydar alerts from sounding<<

1) Help Northern Girl accomplish as many of her resolutions as I can!

2) refer to #1

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
1) Help Northern Girl accomplish as many of her resolutions as I can!

2) refer to #1

Just numbers #6 and #9 will be fine (refer to list).

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Just numbers #6 and #9 will be fine (refer to list).

#6 "continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio"

#9 "use the word "climax" more often"


I am adept in both areas, and am of full use to you on both quests!