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chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 01:42 PM
Because the way my house is built, theres a gap of air between the bricks to keep the heat inside the house, and now, somehow a rat has managed to get in there, AND ITS BEEN SCRATCHING BEHIND THE WALL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS AND IM GOING FUCKING INSANE!! SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH AND MORE FUCKING SCRATCH!! WAAAAHH!!

Bloody thing, I hope it dies soon.

julia
12-28-2004, 01:43 PM
poor chunkashin RATS SUCK

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 01:53 PM
I thought I had some hope here... AND NOW ITS SQUEEKING!! WHY WONT IT GO AWAY!!

Bloody rats, They do suck.

julia
12-28-2004, 01:54 PM
don't worry it'll die soon

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 01:59 PM
How long can a rat SURVIVE? suppose its eating dust and other stuff thats between walls? and it NEVER dies, or more rats come in? Suppose they listen to VAN HAGAR!?!?,
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I gotta kill the little bastard..

DLR7884
12-28-2004, 02:00 PM
Cut a hole in the wall for the rat to come out of.

Put a large trap there and WHAM! he won't be scratching anymore.

DLR7884
The damn thing has gotta be starving....peanut butter will work.

ODShowtime
12-28-2004, 02:01 PM
you better hope it doesn't die IN your wall. Smells are worse than sounds...

julia
12-28-2004, 02:02 PM
shoot the rat shoot the rat shoot the rat

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 02:05 PM
Damn, yea... fuck. HELP ME!,.. Well i could go up into my attic, attach a big rattrap to a bit of string with peanut butter on it, lower it down between the walls, then when the little eats it, WHAM!!,.. But how do I kill it... So many options...

julia
12-28-2004, 02:06 PM
make it suffer

ODShowtime
12-28-2004, 02:06 PM
let a fuckin' mongoose loose up in there. Or a cat

Mezro
12-28-2004, 02:07 PM
Put a cat covered in peanut butter between the wall.

Mezro...sit back, relax and enjoy the sounds of the holidays...

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 02:10 PM
No Way, if i shoved the cat between the walls, It would get stuck and make even more noise, besides, if i covered the cat in peanut butter, It be eaten,.. Could go down myself and eat the rat... or fish it out...

julia
12-28-2004, 02:11 PM
eat the rat

ODShowtime
12-28-2004, 02:15 PM
see, you have a cat. That's a start. Starve it for a week or so and then let it loose in the wall. Problem solved.


I guess rat poison would work too, but it might leave a rotting carcass, which should be of concern.

ODShowtime
12-28-2004, 02:15 PM
by the way, Steelers rule

julia
12-28-2004, 02:16 PM
yeah they do

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 02:56 PM
Well, the rat must of moved off or died, cuz its gone quiet!, but now my modem's playing up... And thats even more fuckin off!!

julia
12-28-2004, 03:02 PM
life just isn't going right is it

ThrillsNSpills
12-28-2004, 03:05 PM
Put the song When it's Love on autoloop.

The rat will end it's life.

guaranteed

Carmine
12-28-2004, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Put the song When it's Love on autoloop.

The rat will end it's life.

guaranteed

LMAO!

julia
12-28-2004, 03:08 PM
that song will end a lot of lives

chunkashin!!
12-28-2004, 03:16 PM
Modem's fixed!, And rat's gone... Yay! But whats a good way of killing a rat (I recon's hes comming back)

ODShowtime
12-28-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Put the song When it's Love on autoloop.




That or one of those pest bombs. Either way you'll have to quarantine the house for a week or so.

chunkashin!!
12-29-2004, 02:25 PM
Day 4, No noise, and i found the little bastard in a trap I set in the attic!! Good ol Peanut butter.

David Van Via
12-29-2004, 04:04 PM
Don't you remember Maths?

Rat Problem = Gun x Shells (where shells depends on how shit your aim is) and (gun depends on, if you have one).

For questions where you don't have any of these variables you use the old one. Rat Problem = Cage + Bait (Cage is fancy word for something to trap it into) and (Bait is something to lure the fucker to a painful and suffering death, preferbly cheese, Mint Aero, or peanut butter).

Or you could get one of those fuckers that make a noise that Rats can hear and it makes them go insane.

chunkashin!!
12-29-2004, 04:09 PM
Me not have a gun? Ridiculous!! I just didnt want to turn the rat into mince, too much mess.

David Van Via
12-29-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Me not have a gun? Ridiculous!! I just didnt want to turn the rat into mince, too much mess.

What do you mean mess? It's creative destruction...Get it right! :D

BlimpyCHIMP™
12-29-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by julia
eat the rat

RICHARD GERE WOULD SUGGEST SOAKING IT IN HAIR DILAPITORY LIKE NAIR THEN DECLAWING IT BERFORE PUSHING IT UP ONES WELL LUBRICATED DEPOSIT BOX

chunkashin!!
12-29-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
RICHARD GERE WOULD SUGGEST SOAKING IT IN HAIR DILAPITORY LIKE NAIR THEN DECLAWING IT BERFORE PUSHING IT UP ONES WELL LUBRICATED DEPOSIT BOX

Interesting.

ODShowtime
12-29-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Day 4, No noise, and i found the little bastard in a trap I set in the attic!! Good ol Peanut butter.

mmm mouse trap, huh? Never would have thought of that...

Mike-adeth
12-29-2004, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Because the way my house is built, theres a gap of air between the bricks to keep the heat inside the house, and now, somehow a rat has managed to get in there, AND ITS BEEN SCRATCHING BEHIND THE WALL FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS AND IM GOING FUCKING INSANE!! SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH AND MORE FUCKING SCRATCH!! WAAAAHH!!

Bloody thing, I hope it dies soon.


oh that sucks!! I can't stand small rodents! We had a mouse in our house last week but my dad killed it. The thought of it though makes me shiver